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Jakeattah:
people book spaces at vigils?

I'll gladly sit at the back o... sleeping things

lol you need Jesus in your life bro.. What is nah wizkid de show where u go sidon?

Grabs Front seat with pop corn @ hand

10 type of people you meet in Vigils.
In the quest of being with Christ on the last day i need to go to Godly meetings so as to boost my spiritual life meanwhile in the quest i did some observations here they are...
1.The space bookers: especially when its an important pastor coming that day you tried you best coming before time just to make front seat only to see books,Bibles,scarf,pen,slippers all in the name of space booking .i be like na iceberylin decendants de here?
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2.The active followers Indeed.: When you'll be listening to a very important teaching from the pastor only to hear someone shouting from the back ''Amen''..only to discover they have being sleeping..
i come de think nah devil tell am IJN?
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3.Skilful sleepers: this kind of people i give hand and sometimes look up to when i need their skills... You see a bro eyes wide open only to discover that The Individual is currently busy in France...some will act like they are reading the bible in pretence i be like who is decieving who?
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4.The Fake serious ones.: lol sha am guilty of this sha..this ones will sit down near a cute girl so they would be serious so as not to sleep..lol abi you wan flog am head?
. Abi you wan eat okra soup that morning?
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5.Sleep walkers: ahh this ones de fear me oo..This ones can stand up and walk to the generating set and switch it off...some may even walk to the offering basket and carry it..lol even man of God no de stop dem you want blow?
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6.Deep sleepers.: The way this people sleep eh.. you be like why didnt de come with camp bed
they sit on the sit with their legs wide open and their head backwards with their mouth open as if they want to swallow all their problems..
Some even fall of form their seat..they seriously need Jesus in their life.
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7. Boring pastors; seriously why some people sleep aint because they aint intrested just the pastor is very boring the annoying part is when he drops one boring statment like that and he start laughing i be like.. Watin de make this one Laugh?
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8.Just for Dance: This people i give hand..arrh any dance step de are on it.. Arrh de always have partners competing on who to stop last.. But few minutes after the dance de don branch for one chair logg off ... I be like nah so you take de charge?
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9 The sleep Talkers: Never knew this kind off people exist until i sat beside this man one vigil..
The man started: em..Nnah gave me cash you know its season everrrybo-dy wants cash business not Cledit...choi..lwgmeEbola
the other one was that i happen seat near this babe so make sleep no catch me.. Nah im she start: why i no go do shakara you want make e call me cheap girl?...see me big time gossip i just de expect make she call him name lol..
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.10 Tent builders:Thank God vigil has come to an end let me look for where to rest my head..ahh where this people come from nah?..they just be building tents, standing mosquitoe net, using chair to form room and palour..choi nah camp i come? How many hours remain make we de go house?...
Feel free to add yours..
And which are you guilty of?
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Oya over to you oga tosyne2much come mark am..

tosyne2much:
ogami no mind me jawe.. Na person mak me vex

am ready to drop d post now go find ur red pen abeg u have got markings to do

will he resurrate the dead dere?

iceberylin:
Incase

same over here

iceberylin:
Pele

shit u first me again

advertise in a serious website

advertise them in a serious website

.ehh ur sleeping twice twice oya come down once once..

tosyne2much:
Yeah d guy really try

It's not easy to come up with a thread

i must go and work on my own now expect it soon abeg de around oo nah you go mark am..

tosyne2much:

chibwike I swear it's not easy to come up with something unique.. One of the things that gets me angry is critics cos every thread I create is coming straight from my head ( I don do plagiarism).. If na you dey create threads like me and some ppl go just come in dey talk rubbish, I sure say you go don turn LION

One foolish attention seeking ingrate who calls himself akinsadeez is currently derailing my thread.. The funniest thing is that, go through their profile and check their previously created threads and you will neva see any meaningful thread but dey are the ones who are quick to condemn other ppl's thread

Many at times, I make mistakes when typing without even noticing because my brain thinks faster than what my fingers can type and I appreciate when ppl humbly draw my attention to it rather than those who will make fun of it

lol dis ur speech d way i see am eh no be only chibwike u de tell

Chasisco:
na wa for our goverment sha o......chibok girls dah were captured by boko haram nko,we have not heard anitin about dem again..we dnt even knw weda dey are dead or alive...plz lets jst continue to pray ooo

..oyes we pray in Jesus name

[quote author=naijaboiy post=28429311][/quote]a space booker booking a booked space.. This getting intersting.. Or do you want to buy land?

Funniez:
Op u see ur work ba? U don make me laf sotey I no know when I tear my landlord beta slap 4 cheeks. Chai! See gobe

watin carry ur landlord come where u de Nairaland?

helo u mentioning d name of my diary

pixtures pls
op entering public transport since 1905

brb

u dont mean it