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Romance › Re: Why Do Most Women Gain Weight After Marriage? by Fabdedon(m): 4:36pm On Nov 30, 2014

Tallesty1:
#sighs.

Bros nah rest of mind.

The vigils they kept while praying and speaking in 66 tongues to get a husband has stopped.

Fasting and praying and drinking holy water and anointing oils has stopped too............

Alot of pressure tends to drop off once a they get married. They are no longer under pressure to remain in shape to attract a good partner.

Those who are married to the "devils" seem to get fatter too, because they eat everything eatable, including frustration.

The funny thing is that while they are getting fatter.

The men are getting bald heads and serious hips.

and also.. They man of the house has inserted sim card into the slot she needs to adjust to make equation balanced

Romance › Re: How To Know 'runs Girls' by Fabdedon(m): 4:29pm On Nov 30, 2014

let me book before i comment

Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(op): 4:26pm On Nov 30, 2014

Christianity Etc › 10 Things Youths Are Guilty Of In Church by Fabdedon(op): 4:22pm On Nov 30, 2014

Disclaimer:This post is based on self opinion, so dont get it twisted

10 Things youths are guilty of in church.
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1.Those who will go to church with extentions and chargers and end up sitting close to the switch so as not to get the phones stolen truely thats ackward..
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2.Those who will only listen to the pastors just to mark his wrong gramatical use of english like misuse of R and L..and wrong use of english..Just pray about your situation..
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3.Those who listen to the pastor to reply him in musical terms..like story for the gods,awon goons mi,Your case is special
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4.Those guys who will naked a lady by barely loking at her..Bro you need Jesus in your life..
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5.Those ladies that will dress indecent just to look attractive to boys.. Are they the reason you came to church?
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6.Those who show off/remain Loyal with their offering money..
When every its above 100 naira you see them holding it freely and dancing happily to deposit it..but once its below 100 naira you see them squezing it like they are moulding Eba..Just be a cheerful giver God will understand!! grin

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7.Those who will come with there Iphones,wristwatch,earphone,wear pefumes,eye shades,Bangles][lipsticks,hair parker.. Only to Forget the Bible..seriously whats then your aim of going to church..
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8.Those that will dress up like they will be going to their boyfriend/girlfriend house or for a beauty contest for God sake you are going to God's house try look decent
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9.Those that will act like they are listening to the pastor only for their mind to redirect to what they will eat when they get home,which topic to bring up with their girlfriend/boyfriend,how to collect the opposite phone number after the service.etc..Your mind should also be the Temple of the Lord
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10.Those that will leave the church before closing due to thanksgiving,announcment,dedication..brethren This is when the Grace is being shared to cover you for the week..so try not missing it
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Feel free to share yours
Happy sunday

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Health › Re: help save a fellow man from death! #SaveSeyanu From #leukemia by Fabdedon(m): 3:25pm On Nov 30, 2014

Just used the sms method..i pray for his betterment..IJN Amen

Education › Re: Different Types Of Personality- Find Out Who You Are! by Fabdedon(m): 2:22pm On Nov 30, 2014

Am sanchlor

Romance › Re: What Would You Do If This Prank Was Played On You? by Fabdedon(m): 1:45pm On Nov 30, 2014

i laugh fitst by d time i confrim say dem bleep i go first beat the guy enter comma..so wen e de hopsital i go visit am with flowers and april fool..

Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Types Of People You Get To Meet In Vigils by Fabdedon(op): 1:38pm On Nov 30, 2014

emmancipated:
it used to b my trick back in secondary school days

hahaha are you thinking what am thinking?

Romance › Re: 7 Sure Ways To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Going To Be Rich by Fabdedon(m): 1:37pm On Nov 30, 2014

ok e never pass page zero there is still hope

Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Types Of People You Get To Meet In Vigils by Fabdedon(op): 1:32pm On Nov 30, 2014

tosyne2much:
The ones who will go to vigil and step outside once it is 12:30.. Xtracool things

The ones who will come along with mad, bedsheet and blanket.. Are dey really coming to vigil ?

The ones who will force themselves not to sleep only to see them start looking like an hopeless being .

buhhahahahahaha.. Very true...

Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Types Of People You Get To Meet In Vigils by Fabdedon(op): 1:31pm On Nov 30, 2014

SOUNDKING:
Holy sleepers..this set is alway struck by d spirit without season, one dey succedes nd fell down, Na only powefull usher fit return them back.

lol powerful and brave ones too lol

Nairaland General › Re: A Wonderful Piece For Everybody by Fabdedon(m): 10:22pm On Nov 29, 2014

tosyne2much:

Family › Re: What Experience Made You Stop Playing Rough by Fabdedon(m): 10:09pm On Nov 29, 2014

ah can rem vividly... In my primary school there is dis guy dat beat my junior sister she can and report to me nah mah go fight d guy beat me black and blue...since den i NEVER Fought again

Politics › Re: Name One Thing You Like About Nigeria by Fabdedon(m): 9:50pm On Nov 29, 2014

every thing is possible with money

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Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Types Of People You Get To Meet In Vigils by Fabdedon(op): 9:28pm On Nov 29, 2014

Charles4075:
Op, you self.. Rotfl .. The one me hate pass is this below

oga me it not only you oo some do raise another prayer point..

Food › Re: Share Your Experience Drinking Pepper Soup. by Fabdedon(m): 8:47pm On Nov 29, 2014

lol running nose like tap but seriously IDONTCARE... D meat first..i know its never going to last

Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Types Of People You Get To Meet In Vigils by Fabdedon(op): 8:42pm On Nov 29, 2014

simplemach:
There's an important point u missed. The people that go to vigils to hang at one corner with their babes and guys. Some even end up kissing and smootching while vigil is on.

auch true sha but dats when d vigil is a big one.. Where some places gets to be dark

Romance › Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Fabdedon(m): 8:38pm On Nov 29, 2014

johnlegend01:
What will happen? Really can't say, Bro. It would not be a good idea is what I know.

ok.. Cos have heard many gist like... D guy will be very hard abt dto enter bt wit dis language.. Am on my period de chaiman will just fall.. Dere must be sometin any one can help pls

Politics › Re: Woman Lodges, Abandons Baby In Hotel Room In Abuja by Fabdedon(m): 8:37pm On Nov 29, 2014

EroticAngelina:
umm.. No. I will be fine. Thanks for asking dear

ur welcome dear God will attend to your situation

Travel › Re: Overland Plane Veers Off Runway In Ilorin: No Injuries Or Deaths by Fabdedon(m): 8:30pm On Nov 29, 2014

see the witch craft every where de redirected d plane

Politics › Re: Woman Lodges, Abandons Baby In Hotel Room In Abuja by Fabdedon(m): 8:24pm On Nov 29, 2014

EroticAngelina:
ive been around dear. I just havent gotten time to log in due to some matters.

ok dear hope it wasnt sometin bad

Romance › Re: Guys, What Would Probably Be Your Reaction? by Fabdedon(m): 8:17pm On Nov 29, 2014

wait.wat will happen if he bleep d girl like dat?

Politics › Re: Woman Lodges, Abandons Baby In Hotel Room In Abuja by Fabdedon(m): 8:14pm On Nov 29, 2014

EroticAngelina:
What the fvck was the b!tch thinking??
hmm but something tells me that she left him on purpose..like shes tryna get rid of the boy

where have u being?

Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Types Of People You Get To Meet In Vigils by Fabdedon(op): 8:03pm On Nov 29, 2014

emmancipated:
Ones wey dey sleep programmed sleep,wey b say dem dey sing and clap to the praises but dem dey sleep, U go only know say dem dey sleep when d praise leader don change enter another song and dem go still dey sing and clap d former song

lol i fall victim of that too but i am now advance in that.. I am aware of my surrounding but deep in me am In France

Nairaland General › Re: BREAKING NEWS: Overland Plane Crashlands In ilorin by Fabdedon(m): 7:58pm On Nov 29, 2014

witchcraft at work..dem don redirect d plane

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