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Jokes Etc › My Hilarious Sunday Exprience by Fabdedon(op): 4:30pm On Nov 09, 2014
11:39 PM:: Saturday
Jully: Good night dear am feeling slippy..
Me : lol owk dear.. Good night, dream of your loved ones.. And dont sleep in the church tomorow oo oo lol..
Jully: me ke abi nah you i go dey tell..
Me : you dont know me oo, i can never sleep in the church even if i stay awake till day break..
Jully: abeg this boy you too de talk abeg go sleep..
Me: lol ok dear good night.. I Lo ..... (the rest are now History..)
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6:20am Sunday...
** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to get no disturbance form church wardens.....
** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters flight mode** at least before mass starts...
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I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to confirm...
Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes.. Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my eyes....fiiiiaaamm
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I just loose concentration for that mass..
even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice me....
* Before people will stand up in the
church have already stand ...
If dey de clap..my own be the loudest....
* Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of dusting my seat..

...all this make she for notice me..
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Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go)
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The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless)
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Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)...

Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice***

Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head**

Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to..

Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with my golden colour hiptops**
(i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat for tongue)

:emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..)

Babe: SO ?

Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!..
*** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor
Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical name...sorry ma your name....

Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..)
Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla..

Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent..

Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me**

Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars..

Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the chest**

(gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out..
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..........Fast...Forwards........................>>..
I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..)
we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she waved a bus going towards my home....
About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe
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As a bad guy i need to cover up and form
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Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet...

Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks..

Case!!!!

Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too...
(immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner)

Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this an opportunity to join too.
(thats when i know she truely be mammy water.)

Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers..
(immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not rightous!!!!)
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. Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said..

Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home...
Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that..
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Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol...

Hope you had a nice sunday... Share yours...
#Iam_Fabdedon
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 [Nomination & Verification] by Fabdedon(m): 3:10pm On Nov 09, 2014
Seun:
Talent contests are better in my opinion. Beauty is a form of luck and people should not be rewarded for being lucky.
.hhmmmm so which talent hunt can be hosted on Nairaland ..maybe funniest nairalander... Or.. Tell us more pls
Phones › Re: MTN did not Stop SME Data Share by Fabdedon(m): 1:05pm On Nov 09, 2014
Mine still work i see 1gb for 1200 naira ....contact on whatsapp wit 09033537025..#trusted
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of The Day: Meet Nigeria’s Most Generous Fuel Attendant by Fabdedon(m): 10:07pm On Nov 08, 2014
EroticAngelina:
lols yes ooooo I do put the learners sign, but still on the road, they will be putting pressure on meangry they r lucky I'm a good girl if not, I will jx hit them n go scotfree coz I'm still a learner cool tongue they will pass n look u tru the window..I simply give them the F*CK U finger tongue tongue
thanks for the advise dear smiley
you are always welcome.. Drive safely!!!
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of The Day: Meet Nigeria’s Most Generous Fuel Attendant by Fabdedon(m): 9:52pm On Nov 08, 2014
EroticAngelina:
lol pillow? hehehe grin I'm building up my confidence smiley and I'm thinking of maybe going to a driving school, tho I know how to drive. my problem is gear angry I prefer automatic car coz its easy. and once I start driving, I drive in speed n control of the steering wheel....when I don't control it well, I myt enter gutter this time sad ^^
lol..i advice you learn with a manual car so that automatic would be would be a piece of cake for you...lol.. Be careful while driving..put the capital letter L sign so drivers can make way for you.. Cos these drivers are beast..i wounder where they are rushing to..
Fashion › Re: Does The Kind Of Hairstyle You Keep Define Who You Are? by Fabdedon(m): 9:43pm On Nov 08, 2014
Neldrizzy:
My papa say mak i cut am sadsadsad but na plait i de plait am now!
choi... Pintures or...*winks..ehya bt nah dat afro make pass nah..
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of The Day: Meet Nigeria’s Most Generous Fuel Attendant by Fabdedon(m): 9:38pm On Nov 08, 2014
EroticAngelina:
yup cool when I was young(doesnt mean am old o,I'm still young n fresh grin) my mum usually puts me in the driving seat with her, she laps me n let's me control the steering wheel while she controlled the break n crotch, abi clutch...cheesy it felt good!! like I was driving for real!!! but one day I almost drove us into a transformer sad that's when she stopped!! sad grin
lol.. Very funny.. Maybe you dont have much confidence in your self.. I have never had an accident.. Am 17 now and my higest speed limit is 120km/hr.. Along dei dei- kwugba express way....just have confidence in your self ..me too i used pillow when learning..lol
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of The Day: Meet Nigeria’s Most Generous Fuel Attendant by Fabdedon(m): 9:19pm On Nov 08, 2014
EroticAngelina:
me? car? lol for where! I know all these things coz I watch mum do ittongue
lol observant....thats good just like me @ 12 was already driving cos i watched dad do so too..
Celebrities › Re: Photo Of The Day: Meet Nigeria’s Most Generous Fuel Attendant by Fabdedon(m): 9:12pm On Nov 08, 2014
EroticAngelina:
choi grin na this kind thing I dey like grin I go just let the guy fill my tank till it reaches over full and enter reserve, then I will gently remove his hand n pipe n put it in my Jerry can, so that that one go full too for my gen cool grin then I drive away grin
hmm so you have a car..
Fashion › Re: Does The Kind Of Hairstyle You Keep Define Who You Are? by Fabdedon(m): 9:10pm On Nov 08, 2014
Neldrizzy oo.. Come and show the the stuff your hair is made off..i soo much like the darkness of your hair..
Romance › Re: My Female Colleague That Shares Office With Me Brings Love Machine To Work[pics] by Fabdedon(m): 9:04pm On Nov 08, 2014
ahdontbelieveit
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Fabdedon(m): 8:26pm On Nov 08, 2014
Neldrizzy:
tell us why you want to meet us!!
hmmm seriously..having chats with you guys makes me feel like am chating with a super star....so.. No much reasons just wanted to see you guys i hope to learn more form you guys..thank you..
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Fabdedon(m): 8:15pm On Nov 08, 2014
pweetyz:
Hmm all seen and noted

true talks..thanks a lot..really appreciate

CC:
neldrizzy-one of my role models
honourablepomk-ish is like my favourite word
kulkatty-my lovely sister
naijaboiy-have never met a nigga so real
3coins-emeka
fortunate017..whats the latest brunos song?
fabdedon-arsenal is getting there
emma2cute
mesoade-thanks a lot
benromeo39-all noted
suley316-the coolest guy ever

all will definitely be heeded to
lol..yeah u believe so bt nt definately topin d table..
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Fabdedon(m): 7:55pm On Nov 08, 2014
Neldrizzy:
OK guys, we are about to get to 700Page... Let's Play!!!


Just for fun!!!

Who is that person(s) on this thread that you are eager to see/meet physically, in other word, who among us are you dying to see!!!

Pls.. You can only pick one or two persons!!! And tell us "WHY" you are eager/dying to see the person!!

doctor21
Honourablepomk
Febdedon
Suley316
3coins
Chizzy94
Midasblis
Heychiko
Chimhigher
Naijaboiy
Mcpete
Benromeo39
NelsonOjo
Pweetyz
Mesoade
Kelvindim
fortunate017
Navvy
Emma2cute
CJpresh
Jennimma
Orluuchi
ItsAliyah (someone shud correct this spelling pls)
Viccipedia
Victorious1
Ojingbe
Maverick
Godwin10

If ur name is not there, pls pardon me , i can't remember errboday right now, you can as well mention ur name so i can modify!! #thanks..

Like i said, just pick ONE OR TWO persons!!
lol your head correct jooh.. And emm its Fabdedon ...
I would like to meet..
Neldrizzy
pwettyz
Dats all and many others sha.. Just going by the rule..
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Fabdedon(m): 7:45pm On Nov 08, 2014
Neldrizzy:
you Like her??
choi this one nah question for the gods oo.. Lol ah like ha sha.. But she de form too.. Dosent reply mentions..at times..and many guys de after her..@pweetyz Me i no de get time nah..
Family › Re: My Teenage Daughter Is Pregnant!!! by Fabdedon(m): 7:40pm On Nov 08, 2014
ah was even thinkin of this before i saw this post....maybe i don de see vision...lol..
Me..:how come...angry
Daughter: daddy i dont know oo...
Me : ehenn so ur now concived by the holy spir|t bah..
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Forget those trash up there....meanwhile i was thinking... If i were to be in your shoes... What will i do...hmmmm.. Its not easy to make decision oo

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First of all make her feel safe with you.....in the sence..that she wount make the wrong decision.. Out of fear....she might run away...follow bad friends advice.. Abort the baby..take drugs..etc.. Just make her feel safe and your decision is the best for her and the family name...
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With her now feeling safe..try asking to know who is responsible for the pregrancy.. So as to know the next wise step to take....
If the person is reponsible try talking with him in a matured manner to know whats up next..
If irresponsible hmm hmm just take the new family member as your own to avoid had i known..
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3rd go for a test..yeah.. All necessary test...both pregrancy..condition of the baby... hiv test...etc ah no know much abt dis test things.. But just go to the hospital am sure they know the right test to carry out...
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.hmm..nothing much again sha.. But just make her feel safe.. The deed has being done..
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I hope my point was helpful...
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Fabdedon(m): 7:14pm On Nov 08, 2014
Neldrizzy:
grin grin grin pweetyz is our queen and baby of the house cheesy
#Fact
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Fabdedon(m): 4:56pm On Nov 08, 2014
Fortunate017:
The truth be say u know say doz 2 clubs u mentioned no go top table u 4 juz keep am within u as u reach here, u 4 no let me see am. Well, i knw say Arsenal n Man u no fit top table diz season.. Na man u worse pass. #up gunners sha.
lol you for tell me say you Gunners nah...lol... Sha i like gunners way of playing sha.. But.. We just have to keep the blues Flag flying....#Unbeatable..
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Fabdedon(m): 4:55pm On Nov 08, 2014
Fortunate017:
The truth be say u know say doz 2 clubs u mentioned no go top table u 4 juz keep am within u as u reach here, u 4 no let me see am. Well, i knw say Arsenal n Man u no fit top table diz season.. Na man u worse pass. #up gunners sha.
lol you for tell me say you Gunners nah...lol... Sha i like gunners way of playing sha.. But.. We just have to keep the blues Flag flying..
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Fabdedon(m): 1:09pm On Nov 08, 2014
Fortunate017:
hey Fabdedon! I wanted to hail u,but u spoilt every every.
ehya soorry oo but how ah take spoil am?
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Fabdedon(m): 9:59am On Nov 08, 2014
pweetyz:
..Huh??..why exactly??...aren't you the guy with the cheryl1 thread..
BDW the chelsea guy..fabdedon
uhmm..okay about what you said supporting chelsea..you know the popular saying "pride comes before a fall "right?..so i think you guys have to be careful before you become victims..you aren't the first to top the league and you wouldn't be the last...#nostringsattached
...lol i know that saying.. But am sure that even if we drop point... Arsenal or manchester united will never top the table..lol
Education › Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Fabdedon(m): 9:46am On Nov 08, 2014
ifex370:
first of all... we are the giants of football in Europe... that's not a debate for today tho,we are the billionaire's club wink




secondly I ain't fabdedon angry
... he's the dude that derailed my thread...




thirdly... you joined the rebels in derailing my thread. angry .. so my eyes are on you from now on...
just create your own thread
you mentioned me..and accussed me falsely..wat i do?
Jokes Etc › Re: How To Get The Attention Of Someone Who Snobs You. by Fabdedon(m): 1:44pm On Nov 07, 2014
E be like person do am to you..
Jokes Etc › Re: Only View This, And You Will Be Highly Impressed. by Fabdedon(m): 1:42pm On Nov 07, 2014
is this the point where i get to type LOL? cry
Politics › Re: Naira Falls To Record Low As Stocks Fall Most In World by Fabdedon(m): 1:30pm On Nov 07, 2014
tbaba1234:
Not a good thing
ehya.. Anyway am schoolin in FRANCE.. But will it affect price of things like garri..maltiina bottle..in th market...which department will it affect most?
Politics › Re: Naira Falls To Record Low As Stocks Fall Most In World by Fabdedon(m): 1:18pm On Nov 07, 2014
is this an achievement or not?... Cos i really dont know much abt dis Naira Value....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What Happened To Cheryl1 by Fabdedon(m): 9:23am On Nov 07, 2014
pweetyz:
I can deal with united fans but definitely not chelsea fans..although they top the league,they're just too proud jhor
every member of my family were arsenal fans but they all left after arsenals defeat by barca in 2005 or so..now its i,my elder brother and my mum left..the others now support other clubs
i'd appreciate if you bought a new jersey though grin
hmm i know when ever someone is successful they tend to have haters..lol..
Blues for life...
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Fabdedon(m): 9:17am On Nov 07, 2014
pweetyz:
..I didn't really get stigmatised..had mine 2 weeks prior to resumption then took an extra week from school to heal properly which was why people found out..many didn't believe me though until they saw the marks cos they thought i applied for waec
i didn't get stigmatised for cos in school i was pretty much this always smiling nice person so got no bashing
a friend of mine nicknamed me "chickenpoxie" though,we divided the name and till date i call her "poxie" and she calls me "chicken"..her number is saved as poxie on my phone even grin
OMO shocked..were you high
(see long sermon for one small question..forgive me jhor grin) tongue
lol no problem chicken..*winks
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Fabdedon(m): 6:53am On Nov 07, 2014
pweetyz:
..same here..i didn't do the hair cream face stuff and i had chicken pox in my ss2

the only local way of brushing the teeth i knew was charcoal and salt thoughgrin
auchhh in ss2... I remember back den in feddy college.. we stigmatize those with chicken pox.. Even like one week after their return from home..cos we fear having contact with them ...hope you werent stigmatized too..
Lol i knew it was charcoal and salt tho.. Dat day ..childhood thinking la.. I wanted my teeth to be white.. Dont know wat actually gave me the impression to use OMO..lol sha its by gone..
Celebrities › Re: Already? Wizkid Says His 3rd Album Is Ready ... by Fabdedon(m): 10:04pm On Nov 06, 2014
Texykool:
Nairaland... cheesy






















The Guy above me... Why should he comment before the Nairaland supervisor...huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Childhood Sucks If .... by Fabdedon(m): 9:26pm On Nov 06, 2014
EroticAngelina:
ur childhood sucks
if u never watch barbie
if u never had chickenpox
if u never rubbed hair cream on ur face in the name of fashion
if u never steal meat from the pot
if u never played 'who is in the garden'
if u never played tinko tinko tinkon kon tinko grin
if u never played hide and seek
if u never wore mummy's jewelry and shoes grin

chai.. I miss my childhood days sad
..lol true sha.. Except chicken pox and applying hair cream on the face... But i did apply a very large amount on my hair all in the name of sporting waves..that time if i come out under the sun it would look like i applied ground- nut oil... Lol i even applied Close -up...
My teacher taught us local ways of brushing the teeth..d charcoal..broken plates..bottles.. Ah did all same day and at the end i used OMO choi.. The rest was history den.. I miss dos days really

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