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11:39 PM:: Saturday Jully: Good night dear am feeling slippy.. Me : lol owk dear.. Good night, dream of your loved ones.. And dont sleep in the church tomorow oo oo lol.. Jully: me ke abi nah you i go dey tell.. Me : you dont know me oo, i can never sleep in the church even if i stay awake till day break.. Jully: abeg this boy you too de talk abeg go sleep.. Me: lol ok dear good night.. I Lo ..... (the rest are now History..) . . . 6:20am Sunday... ** walks into church** looking for a suitable place to sit so as to get no disturbance form church wardens..... ** sights the cool seat** rushes to grab it.. Ahhh at last... Enters flight mode** at least before mass starts... . . I dreamt an angel passing my side..it seems so real decided to confirm... Opens one eye..choi e be me like film...rush open the second eyes.. Choi.. I don see mammy water life...sleep disappear from my eyes....fiiiiaaamm . . . I just loose concentration for that mass.. even the offering nah three times i go make the girl for notice me.... * Before people will stand up in the church have already stand ... If dey de clap..my own be the loudest.... * Even when dem dey sit down nah me be last all in the name of dusting my seat.. ...all this make she for notice me.. . . Few minutes to the end of the mass..i brought out my phone went through my saved post.. Big thanks to tosyne2much.. Memorised all his start up lines to woo a girl and more female facts.... Even checked to woo fine mammy water like pweetyz #no offence ...(determined.. And good to go) . . The mass dismissed nah..i put on my dark shades.on top my dark hair like Neldrizzy own..(007"" ).. Tucks in..walk majestically to her like a real Naijaboiy.. #clears_thoat...forms MICHEAL JACKson's VOICE (@speechless) . . Me: Heloo i am... (as the babe dey turn...choi see eye lids..(chisoz I DON FORGET MY NAME)... Babe : hello what do you say is your name.. **See voice*** Me :my Lame, sorry, my name.. **scratching head** Babe : please be fast i have things to attend to.. Me : em sorry oo..hmm my name.. **drawing map of Liberia with my golden colour hiptops** (i think say nah only girls dey do am oo see me as i dey sweat for tongue) :emm yes my names are Anagboso Paschal chukwuemeka Michael.. But my friends call me Fabdedon... I am even tall in complexion ( who ask me..? Choi !!!..) Babe: SO ? Me: La La Lala **exclamatining in chinese!!!.. *** thats when i knew that Jonathan will win 2nd tenor Me: So..emmm would like to know you more and your botanical name...sorry ma your name.... Babe: lol this guy you are funny oo..(choi Nigeria be me like France...mammy water tell me say i funny..) Anyway my name is... Bla bla bla.. Me : ** I just dey stare like say she Transparent.. Babe..: helloo are you here..? **Shakes me** Me.: emm sorry am trying to recollect where i heard that name cos the last i heard it was when i was in planet Mars.. Babe..: This guy you are very funny ooo..**hits me on the chest** (gbagam...every thing for my body just stand at attention dey throw way salute..**mammy water touch me. Choi !!!!...)..The BIG boy in me came out.. . . ..........Fast...Forwards........................>>.. I decided to escort her to maybe know the direction of her house....(maybe close to mine.. as a bad guy..) we enjoyed the converstaion down the pavement until she waved a bus going towards my home.... About to enter the bus i remembered i used my transport money for offering for church which means 3km treking....choi..#Gobe . . . As a bad guy i need to cover up and form . . Me: hmm i forgot my Bible in the church so maybe next time we get to meet... Babe: hmm owk let me follow you and get it..so we get to spend some time together...winks.. Case!!!! Me: hmmm you know.. I would join the legion of mary society am their vice president so my presence is needed there so i might waste time too... (immediatly i drop that lie i now came to assumption immediatly that the devil is a learner) Babe : wow i have long wanted to join that society.... At least this an opportunity to join too. (thats when i know she truely be mammy water.) Me; ** forms smile** ehya.. We dont allow new commers this sunday only last sunday of the month that we allow new commers.. (immediatly i could hear d devil weeping telling God.. Why do you say am not rightous!!!!) . . Her phone rings.. she looked at it and said.. Babe..; oppps my sister is calling already.. Here is my Number call me when you get Home... Me..:Its my pleasure will do just that.. . . . Reached home after 3km treking..called her....hmmm i think what happend later are now HISTORY lol... Hope you had a nice sunday... Share yours... #Iam_Fabdedon |
Seun:.hhmmmm so which talent hunt can be hosted on Nairaland ..maybe funniest nairalander... Or.. Tell us more pls |
Mine still work i see 1gb for 1200 naira ....contact on whatsapp wit 09033537025..#trusted |
EroticAngelina:you are always welcome.. Drive safely!!! |
EroticAngelina:lol..i advice you learn with a manual car so that automatic would be would be a piece of cake for you...lol.. Be careful while driving..put the capital letter L sign so drivers can make way for you.. Cos these drivers are beast..i wounder where they are rushing to.. |
Neldrizzy:choi... Pintures or...*winks..ehya bt nah dat afro make pass nah.. |
EroticAngelina:lol.. Very funny.. Maybe you dont have much confidence in your self.. I have never had an accident.. Am 17 now and my higest speed limit is 120km/hr.. Along dei dei- kwugba express way....just have confidence in your self ..me too i used pillow when learning..lol |
EroticAngelina:lol observant....thats good just like me @ 12 was already driving cos i watched dad do so too.. |
EroticAngelina:hmm so you have a car.. |
Neldrizzy oo.. Come and show the the stuff your hair is made off..i soo much like the darkness of your hair.. |
ahdontbelieveit |
Neldrizzy:hmmm seriously..having chats with you guys makes me feel like am chating with a super star....so.. No much reasons just wanted to see you guys i hope to learn more form you guys..thank you.. |
pweetyz:lol..yeah u believe so bt nt definately topin d table.. |
Neldrizzy:lol your head correct jooh.. And emm its Fabdedon ... I would like to meet.. Neldrizzy pwettyz Dats all and many others sha.. Just going by the rule.. |
Neldrizzy:choi this one nah question for the gods oo.. Lol ah like ha sha.. But she de form too.. Dosent reply mentions..at times..and many guys de after her..@pweetyz Me i no de get time nah.. |
ah was even thinkin of this before i saw this post....maybe i don de see vision...lol.. Me..:how come... ![]() Daughter: daddy i dont know oo... Me : ehenn so ur now concived by the holy spir|t bah.. . , Forget those trash up there....meanwhile i was thinking... If i were to be in your shoes... What will i do...hmmmm.. Its not easy to make decision oo . . . First of all make her feel safe with you.....in the sence..that she wount make the wrong decision.. Out of fear....she might run away...follow bad friends advice.. Abort the baby..take drugs..etc.. Just make her feel safe and your decision is the best for her and the family name... . . . With her now feeling safe..try asking to know who is responsible for the pregrancy.. So as to know the next wise step to take.... If the person is reponsible try talking with him in a matured manner to know whats up next.. If irresponsible hmm hmm just take the new family member as your own to avoid had i known.. . . . 3rd go for a test..yeah.. All necessary test...both pregrancy..condition of the baby... hiv test...etc ah no know much abt dis test things.. But just go to the hospital am sure they know the right test to carry out... . . .hmm..nothing much again sha.. But just make her feel safe.. The deed has being done.. . . I hope my point was helpful... |
Neldrizzy:#Fact |
Fortunate017:lol you for tell me say you Gunners nah...lol... Sha i like gunners way of playing sha.. But.. We just have to keep the blues Flag flying....#Unbeatable.. |
Fortunate017:lol you for tell me say you Gunners nah...lol... Sha i like gunners way of playing sha.. But.. We just have to keep the blues Flag flying.. |
Fortunate017:ehya soorry oo but how ah take spoil am? |
pweetyz:...lol i know that saying.. But am sure that even if we drop point... Arsenal or manchester united will never top the table..lol |
ifex370:you mentioned me..and accussed me falsely..wat i do? |
E be like person do am to you.. |
is this the point where i get to type LOL? |
tbaba1234:ehya.. Anyway am schoolin in FRANCE.. But will it affect price of things like garri..maltiina bottle..in th market...which department will it affect most? |
is this an achievement or not?... Cos i really dont know much abt dis Naira Value.... |
pweetyz:hmm i know when ever someone is successful they tend to have haters..lol.. Blues for life... |
pweetyz:lol no problem chicken..*winks |
pweetyz:auchhh in ss2... I remember back den in feddy college.. we stigmatize those with chicken pox.. Even like one week after their return from home..cos we fear having contact with them ...hope you werent stigmatized too.. Lol i knew it was charcoal and salt tho.. Dat day ..childhood thinking la.. I wanted my teeth to be white.. Dont know wat actually gave me the impression to use OMO..lol sha its by gone.. |
Texykool: |
EroticAngelina:..lol true sha.. Except chicken pox and applying hair cream on the face... But i did apply a very large amount on my hair all in the name of sporting waves..that time if i come out under the sun it would look like i applied ground- nut oil... Lol i even applied Close -up... My teacher taught us local ways of brushing the teeth..d charcoal..broken plates..bottles.. Ah did all same day and at the end i used OMO choi.. The rest was history den.. I miss dos days really |
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they r lucky I'm a good girl if not, I will jx hit them n go scotfree coz I'm still a learner
they will pass n look u tru the window..I simply give them the F*CK U finger 
I'm building up my confidence
^^
it felt good!! like I was driving for real!!! but one day I almost drove us into a transformer 
