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crazymommy:
cherubim and seraphim church...Ayo ni ooo!!!! though when I tell people they do not believe that is my church...

Ayo Ni O, Ayo Repete...... If i may ask, under which district are you? I rep Ayo Ni O too.

crazymommy:
cherubim and seraphim church...Ayo ni ooo!!!! though when I tell people they do not believe that is my church...

Ayo+Ni+O.... Ayo Repete..... If i may ask, under which district are you?

queenfav:
It is an open secret that in recent times,many partners have taken to killing,defacing their spouses with acid and all sorts of violence stemming from an unhealthy lack of control of emotions and extreme jealousy. We would recall the ronke shonde case, or is it the woman whose throat was slit by her husband because she was the breadwinner which made him very insecure?The case of the lawyer in Ibadan who stabbed her husband to death also comes to mind.
I am no relationship or marriage counsellor,but i know that an extremely possessive partner can be a potentially dangerous person in future. Most times,we all get carried away by the fact that they love hard "the extra questions to know who called you,who you were seen with etc We get carried away because it is admittedly very flattering to have someone love us so fiercely,that he or she cannot bear the thought of losing you to another.We see the signs during dating; but dismiss it as deep love!
I want to implore everyone who is yet to be married to shine their eyes very well before entering into the union of marriage.. A client once advised me and i quote him " pls look and pray well before you marry,don't rush because your mates are all married,you don't rush to a place you intend staying all your life".
Today, i would have received the news that my friend was murdered by his wife. How so ?Let me tell you a brief history of their relationship.They got married in March 2015 after having dated for more than 3 yrs.She has always been hot tempered. I can recall how she hunted girls she suspected he was dating to beat them up with a warning to stay away from her boyfriend.On two occasions,she smashed his phone to pieces because she was suspecting him of cheating on her.I visited them in 2014 and personally witnessed how she emptied a plate of hot rice on my friend's head because he said he wasn't hungry yet.The quarrels were getting too much so he broke up with her for like 2 months to avoid being pushed to hitting her someday.During that period, her mother kept on calling my friend to take her back,that she doesn't eat,locks herself up in her dark room and was in a state of severe depression. She affirmed that her daughter would never behave badly again as she had learnt her lesson.
My friend,(a.k.a Mr stupid in love) took her back. They got married and her madness continued.I hadn't heard from him in a while now because we had a fight about her attitude. I warned him about marrying her,he refused. He told me at 34 most of his mates are married,the devil he knows is better,where would he start building another relationship from? etc to justify his marriage to her.I had to let him be and hope for the best in their union.I was shocked when i saw 18 missed calls from him today.I called back he was crying saying "thank God for me,i would have been a dead man". What happened was that last night, he had a company meeting that was slated to finish by 8pm so he called his wife to tell her abt it.They finished and it was raining heavily.On his way home,he assisted a lady who flagged him down for a lift.He had to go past his house junction to drop her off at her place.While she was in d car the wife called and during d call,the phone of the lady started ringing.The wife asked who was in the car with him and my friend said its someone he is giving a lift.She started asking diff questions showing thatbshe was getting paranoid and suspects it was his mistress.My friend said he was getting pissed and told her they would talk at home,that he needed to focus on his driving since it was raining. He said she called back like 4 times, he didn't pick up because he already knew she was going to be dramatic.
He got home and met her really furious,abusing him and laying all sorts of accusations alleging unfaithfulness.He explained everything, yet she insisted that he was a bloody cheat and liar. He then stepped out to take a walk,to cool off and let her anger subside.He left d house and decided to stroll around their estate.He had just walked a few blocks and was lost in thought when a man walking on the other side of d road shouted " oga! Comot road o".He looked back and saw that his wife's car was on high speed, and clearly determined to hit him.He ran off d road to stand close to the fence of a house still im shock.She came down from d car and walked to him saying "Na that man save u o,i for jam u die..Since u cant stay with me alone, at least wen u die those ur girlfriends will rest na."
My friend was stunned,she even went on to say "na me go kill u o,as u say u cannot leave the women outside". She left him there and drove off. He said he called a friend that lives some streets away to come pick him up and he slept at the friend's place till this morning. He can't even go back to their home because he is scared and doesn't doubt that she can kill him.I asked him,"so which yeye love made u marry her and still stayed till now knowing she is very hot tempered and violent?It took this near-death experience to wake him from his deep slumber.His younger brother with a spare key who lives with him occasionally was sent to go get some of his clothes and other vital belongings.He said he met d wife crying,that they should help her beg her husband,that she loves him very much thats why she acts paranoid.
Pls nairalanders, pray and look well before you end up with a partner that would be the cause of your untimely demise from this world.My friend learned d hard way and is getting ready to rent a place and cut all ties from her.I told him "God prevented her from hitting you,to teach you a lesson and open your eyes".Nobody should even hesitate to leave an abusive partner,your safety and peace of mind should come first.You may not be lucky to come out of it alive.A word is enough for the wise.People must talk,but na who dey alive dey even hear wetin people talk o.

I dated a Lady which got those abusive traits in her. The day she showed me one, i thought i was dreaming. She almost broke the TV and Laptop. Though, she later begged and cried to forgive her. I forgave her but can't forget. I jejely work out because i don't have such mentality beating a woman. Till now, she begged and begged. I told her, i just want a peaceful my life. I never marry you, you are performing drama Like this, the day i marry you, i should start digging my grave myself. i can't kill myself because i can't become Romeo version 2.0. I sharpely move on. Life to short to attach yourself with someone you can't control or understand each other.

excelsuccess:
Sales Executive is a polished name for "" Marketer".So get ready to make sales and meet targets.
In this job, results not effort is appreciated.
All the best.

Pls, can you tell me more and idea about the salary be like?

Hello, we are pleased to invite you for a test/interview at Integrated Corporate Services Ltd.
Date: Thursday, 2nd June, 2016 by 8am.
Venue: Plot 44, Block 8, Opposite Teslim Folarin Junction, Olulyole Estate, Ibadan.
Kindly come with original copies of: WAEC result, Birth Certificate, declaration of age, FSLC, O'Level, ND, HND, NYSC certificate, a valid means of identification, a passport photograph on white background and updated CV.
NB: This is a Sales Executive role with a Financial Institute. Please DRESS VERY CORPORATE on suit (Black high heel covered shoes for ladies). Thank You.

Pls, i got this message this afternoon. I want to know more about 'sales executive' and also the kind of question i might come across during the test. Thank You.

MzHolly:
wow fairly used range rover for me. my odolonolo has hustled for me

he said he bought fairly used becus my odolondolo is nt brand new. is it fair?


discuss

You sha want to make FP by force. You deserve a thunderbolt slap to reset and recover your lost sense.

Such is life. A friend that can't tolerate your physique doesn't deserve you. Thank God, you are still able to help her which makes you not to be a liability to the friendship. You know what to do? Move on!

mosesuwakwe:
I presently leave in Osogbo, but If u want me to come down to your location I will. I have very good knowledge of all the machines. Thank you.

What is your qualification?

mosesuwakwe:
Hi, my name is muhamed am an engineer working with faro waters. l operate any type of machines for both bottle water an pure water. Am looking for a job around the east or south west as an operator. pls any interested person should pls call 09037757889. thank you.

Can you operate those machines efficiently and where do you resides?

Aremu01:
Uhmmm, I don't really know what to call the job title pls don't ask me..
Well if you don't have a Job but you have a laptop with good Internet connection, I need you to have constant power supply as well, I might have a job for you.
It's a work from home job so don't ask for location. I need just two people to join me.
You must be dedicated cos this is a job that ll take ur time, you can't combine it with any other thing.

Job details....
You are going to be writing articles
You are going to do a lot of blogging
You are going to be uploading ur articles on the Internet....

Relax, I will train you on what you need to do.

Plssss, I only need dedicated people...
As per salary (I trust my nairaland buddies, they ll wanna know..... Winks).... I can't say how much for now, my boss is yet to be decided on that.

NB: You are not working for me, you are working with me and together we are working for my boss....

Pls be on whatsapp or Skype, our communication mostly will be through this channel.
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Hmmm.... I don't need yr cv. lol..... Jus send me yr application in the body of the mail
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Your application should highlight three solid reasons why you are fit for this position (name the position whatever you like.... I want to see you creative)
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OK. My mail is Palmer.whitey@gmail.com

I'm interested. I will send my application. tomorrow

OP, i did and passed through everything you mentioned. I missed those days because It was fun.

Phagyrhe:
Before I begin, I will like to state that these job positions wouldn't have been published here in the first place but I believe a few nairalanders might be interested. So, please don't haul insults. Thanks in advance.

Well, the job is similar to that of a news reporter. The difference is that you are not working for a newspaper, neither are you working for someone; you are working with a blog owner. You are simply working for yourself. Applicants must be able to draft news without plagiarizing online contents, ensure the post is ready for publication save it on blogger's dashboard, then the main editor will do the rest.

In continuation, once the news is published, you share with your pals on Facebook, Twitter, or any other social platforms so as to make people read your post. Each post you publish will have a customised ad embedded in it which means all your posts will have your own custom advert. So, when people read your post and scroll through the embedded ad, the ad company pays. The sweetest part of it all is when people click on the ad, the ad generates higher income. So, the more people read your post, the more the chances are that people will click ads in between your posts, the more you make your money. The money generated tru your posts will be divided on 40/60 basis at the end of the month after d monies from your posts have been summed.

For instance, if you publish 300 posts monthly (10 daily) and each of your post generate #100, den u multiply 100 × 300 = 30,000. Now calculate 60% of that which will be yours. Mind you, every ad report will be made open and sent to you on weekly basis to avoid undue suspicion. You have no limit to the number of news you send in daily. But you should know that you have to share your news for people to read.

If you are interested, ensure you have a laptop or smartphone with internet connection. You will have to choose any of these niches: Nigeria news (local news), world news, entertainment, education, health, sports, and tech related news. The least word per post is 300 and every post you draft for publication must be error free. Image(s) must be added too where required.

Drop your comment(s) if you have any question pertaining to this.

How can i start and the procedures?

Adeola1122:
Fellow nairalanders i got a mail from p & g like 10mins ago asking me to take part in their reasoning test ( 26th may) Could you please give me a hand? Could you kindly share with me your experience or questionaires with P&G test? I ve done the practice test on their site

Well, study GMAT very well and Qualitative Analysis as well. What department do you apply for?

@fabunmiemma

bongolistik:
recharging bonus with *555*no# is for new SIMs only and it is once

is for new sims alone but you can get those 500% freebies anytime anyday. If you recharge multiple times a day, you will be given the freebies as far as you recharge with *555*no#. You can check balance with *556#. That is what i am using to browse.

Strawman:
What's the difference between Trybeplan and the default Airtel tariff? Do they still give free credit to call and MB when you recharge?

Airtel default plan is called smart connect in which it can't be migrated to. This plan is existing. Just buy card and load it with *555*no# you will be given 500% data and call bonus of money loaded. Trybe is a tariff plan that you have to migrated to differently. You can't migrate to default plan once you migrate out of it.

OP, This plan have been in existence before night plan was introduced just that it is meant for those on Trybe plan alone. I've been using it to download because i was on Trybe plan when it started. So, it is not for replacing the night plan. Let me chip in something, for those that migrated to another plan before 30days, they won't be able to do so unless 100 will be deducted from their line.

I thought it was a fluke until i try it. Free facebook, free Nairaland, free goal.com and free wikipedia. It is a nice gesture from Mark Zukerberg and Airtel. Using it to comment now.

gentlesoul196:
I don't know if I will cry or just go to glo head office or better still break my glo sim or at worst demand for employment from them.

I have been job hunting like a 35 year old lady looking for a husband for a while now, with the present situation anybody who sees a job invite will grab it with the hope and prayers of landing one

I was all smile since 3 days ago when I got this job invite, I prepared my mind,body and spirit like I was going to give a speech at the White house it was as if bill gate gave me an open position after submitting my CV to nearly all e-mail address I see that has a job description attached to it.

The D-day finally came today as it ought to be I dressed responsibly nodded a tie and went as early as 6 a.m for an 9a.m interview, waited at the gate until we were ushered in

I silenced my Mtn phone which is my popular line and left the glo sim because I rarely give out my glo number since it was meant for browsing alone.

My turn finally came anxiety increased but I was determined to get this job,i went in met 2 gentle men and a lady sitting and staring at me with their usual first question may we Know u? I blasted the answer like the atomic bomb prepared primarily for a boko haram leader , i could see them concurrently nodding to my answers as they fired questions like World War3 and I kept on throwing the messale at them also, I felt at home with the other part of me saying gentle this job is surely yours, then comes the shocker of my life ,glo call came in with the volume of China phone I'm using which is loud enough to host a party at Transcorp Hotel

Song by Lil Wayne - I love the gucci and the alcohol . Before I could struggle to press stop the HR leader said no need stopping it we know your likes, you can go now and drink your alcohol

At this point I felt like heading straight to glo office for a riot
Please NCC ban this thing, if it's not sms they r calling and now I'm crying because of their unwanted calls.



Lalasticalala this is not a snake thread but a message to other job seekers too to even off their newly bought sim even if it's not registered, the devil works in mysterious ways too

You are to blame for it. Why don't you silence your Glo phone as well or switched it off since you barely give it out? You have learnt your lesson in good way. Try harder next time.

bemagnify:
i will always pray dat God shud grant u all ur hrt desires..i dnt tink God even exist again....i vow to commit suicide on my 25th birthday wch is today if my situation doesnt chang and tin is realy pushin me so so hard..check my fb profile to confirm...fb name is fabian bemadin

Fabunmi Emmanuel Abiodun
Why do you want to kill yourself? Why do you
want to hurt your soul? I am also depressed but
i can never commit suicide. Why? Because if i do
so, i am a coward both by spirit and soul. No
matter what happened, there is solution for every
problem. If you are tired of life, go to hospitals
and see those that pay millions before they can
ordinarily breath. Bro, killing yourself might
worsen the situations. If nobody cares, what of
God that created you? I believe he created you
for a purpose. I believe he created you to do
something for him. He won't give you that thing
until you seek for it. Now, get up from where you
are, look at the sky and say to yourself 'from
henceforth, i am going to rule my world for
better, for peace and for God purpose'. Go and
succeed. Peace!

That is a good initiative. Add me as well 08029359634. Employers can post job here on this thread too.

oladepoluwa:
Hello, i have been into importing for about 1year now but it has always been very small scale, i am hereby looking for risk-takers who are willing to partner with me, and lets import just one particular type of ear-piece together in bulk. so we can reduce cost, time, stress etc.
If you are interested, please contact me on either my whatsapp number or through my email, they are both on my signature on my profile.
Or drop your whatsapp number here i will contact you.
A whatsapp group would be created for easier communication.
Abeg ooo, this is real not scam ooo , so abeg make una no spam this thread ooo

Chat me up on 08029359634 and lets discuss about it.

paulstrings:
Good day , please I need your advice and help..I need a new Nokia phone of N10k that can use whatsapp..thanks for your suggestions

i want to sell my lenovo 4G LTE for 20k. Spec: 1gb already expanded it to 2gb ram, 8gb rom expandable to 32gb, 8mp camera, 5mp front camera, 5.0 inches screen and many apps already on it. Strong battery as well. The phone worth more than 20k but need money ASAP that is why i want to sell it. interested buyers can quote me. Thanks.

If you are in ibadan and want to sell your Gionee M3 mini, pls quickly let me know. I need it ASAP. It must be in good condition with no fault or scratch. Call me on 08068189093.

Anybody in Ibadan that want to sell his/her Gionee M3 mini in good conditions should let me know ASAP. I lost mine last night and need phone seriously. Contact me on 08068189093

Ay04z:
has anyone notice Airtel operamini bundle is not connecting again,who else experience these should pls signify...am using my airtime to browse ryt now is really frustrating..

I am using it and is going right now. May be network in your area.

Estharfabian:
Love is actually underrated..

Really! Can you give me points?