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The guy be like, you must follow me go naija. It is high time make some politicians eat fruits through you.

cuvox:
how do you cope when you girlfriend's period delay for even two days and you guys have been screwing like rats for the past one month?

bae came to my place crying and I was confused

I almost died thinking as I am not a fan of abortions and the experience done turn me to celibate.

thank God the thing finally showed up this evening.

over to you guys... how did you cope?

Don't celebrate yet because i've seen many women who are pregnant and still menstruate. Sharperly quickly go do preg test or else, you go see miracle when are stomach starts to come up.

SYLVESTER777:
I know somebody who is asking this question-which is better to build a house from scratch or buy one?Respond and give reasons -urgent.

Building a house from the scratch yourself is good. You'll build to your taste, save cost but might be very stressful. Also, we don't know what they put inside foundations of already built house. To me, i go for the one you buy land and build yourself.

I took countless risk for my woman but thank God i'm enjoying it today. Like; sending part of my sch fees to pay her hospital bills when she was terribly sick back then. Taking her on so many trips without her family consent.

nyxcel:
Do you have HND in Engineering? then this is for you!!


ADMISSION FORM FOR POST-HND BACHELOR OF ENGINEERING (B.ENG) PROGRAMME FOR 2015/2016 SESSION AT UNIVERSITY OF PORT HARCOURT IS STILL ON SALE (closes end of January 2016)

If you have HND Engineering Certificate and you wish to upgrade your certificate to B.Sc (B.Eng), You might want to consider enrolling for this programme.

Due to the discrimination between holders of HND and B.Sc, University of Port Harcourt has designed a PART TIME programme to help upgrade HND to B.Sc for people who studied engineering in the following fields:

(i). Chemical Engineering
(ii). Civil Engineering
(iii). Electrical/Electronic Engineering
(iv). Mechanical Engineering
(v). Petroleum Engineering

If you are interested in this programme and you want to know more about it and how to obtain the form, Click here to read detail

But it has been closed since last year?

[quote author=itoghor0007 post=42247426]ok r u still interestd of d HSE program then go to NOBLE CREST SECONDARY SKUL ALONG PATANI ROAD

Thanks! Which organization is doing it and how much?

Thanks! Which organization is doing it and how much?

Hi guys
I'm a 2015 batch A corps member. I just finished my Project Management Professional(PMP) but i want to do my HSE before POP in April and i don't know where to do it in Ughelli, Delta State. Also, there will be a discount as a corper. THANKS!

Imagine! See leaders of people clamouring for freedom? They never give them freedom, they are already divided. No leader anywhere, everybody fightings for his own pocket.

I was going through one of the Nysc facebook page and i saw this pics. Say something! If i hear you say End time kini? Lmao

What kogi election got to do with Yoruba people. Oya receive your sense now before i term you senseless.

It depends on your mentality. You can make it here and overthere as well. But go there only if you have gotten job or have people there to help you.

lagmostkuit:
Few months i've spent teaching as a corps member in a school somewhere in osun state, I was able to make out this list and i'm sure you'd agree with some of my points!

Let's begin!

•The one who skips assignment.
This person is unaware about it, but she's making her students life miserable by dumping countless assignments that are impossible to finish before the deadline.

•The Noob.
This corper has no experience at all in teaching. He is usually focused and is never late. The students will either forget about him or remember him because he's HANDSOME

•The ace corper teacher.
Love him or hate him, he's so good at doing his job. He usually coaches student contestants during inter-school quiz. He's also known as the "over sabi corper"

•The absentee corper.
Who remembers his name? He might come to school like once in a month and the next time you'll see him is when it's time for principal to sign and give us our clearance for that month!

•The comedian.
One of the best corpers in school. They're the most memorable ones, fun to be with, turning the class into a comedy show. The students will immediately forget about the lessons.

•The one who fails at explaining.
She's incompetent. She'd just read whatever in her textbook and probably has no idea what she's teaching.

•The counsellor.
Every class of hers is like a counselling session. She never fails to make an enlightening advice to her students. She might teach for 5mins and the remaining period is for counselling.

You can add yours!
Written by muah!

I currently belong to number 5 and 7. My class is no dulling moment. Those student are dulling mofos when i arrived in May but now they are tested and trusted.

Mubby4luv:
From Experience.
1. She will always create time for you.

2 She will always pick your calls and return the one's she Missed

3. She will introduce you to her friends

4. She will never demand or request

5. She will prefer to spend time with you at a park or somewhere cheap not a restaurant or eatery

6. She will tell you all about herself 70-80% yes i mean everything

7. She will go as far as spending her money on you, buying you gifts and all


8. She will respect your opinions

9. She will always want to talk to you late at night before bed

10. She will want to know about your goals and aims

11. She will try to know if you are a player or a cheat. Trust me if she is ready for you, she will make this investigation.

12. She will want to meet and know your siblings

13. she will carry your matter for head.

Etc
As i dey write this things, e just made me realize how lucky i am to ve my lady. she gave me the best green light ever. Choiii I Love You Her Die!

i've a woman like that too but she made me to suffer before i got her. But now, i'm enjoying her more than expected! She's my engine room.

I did phone interview once and it was successfully despite the fact that i was eating bread and beans for one togo woman shop. Immediately i received the call and is from the HR, i quickly stop the food and change my focus and pass the interview. What help me was that i've already receive a mail that HR would call me any moment which makes me to be well determined and prepared. Nice tips from OP.

We are playing football this morning, suddenly this big snake just entered the pitch from no where and guys did justice to the snake immediately. Guess what? The pitch turns to kitchen immediately and guys roast it and tagged it SUYA OF LIFE!

The OP need a thourough beating! Why? This is the church my woman was going before and the wedding had been done before now. I know both husband and wife very well. End time OP!

We share both genotype and blood group together. I share my boxers with her sometimes if i just buy new ones.

Sweetcollins:
Y are they always appointing rich man?

this is a business strategies! Who would appoint average man to be an ambassandor when he/she hasn't done anything for the society or when he/she is not famous? Market is competitive! So, Ambassandors gives an organization slight edge to sell its products. Ask Glo and Mtn why they keep signing celebrities when they already dominate the telecom industry?

I'm not suprised! Deltans, dey too like fight. Even their women go dey barb hair like men! Especially urhobo and isoko like fight die. Alone, for my neighbourhood today, like 3 different couples are fighting as at 6:30am. They like trouble but accomodating and like to greet. Serving in Ughelli!

Is not about the state, it is about your PPA. If you are been posted to where it would consume money, you are on your own. It is about luck not about state allowance. I'm currently serving in Delta right. I was posted to rural area but enjoying it, free food, accomodation, water, light and the rest and those in the urban area complaining everyday. So just pray for luck and mercy.

Point of correction! They are playing against Cameroon and congo not belgium. They are just using belgium as the view for both matches and it is an international friendlies. Good luck boys!

What a great assest! Why won't he keep them safe when he knows what he would get from them. Having 5 daughters as hausa parent is a great joy because they would sold them off one after the other when they reach puberty stage not even until they are 18. Let says each girl go for minimum of 200,000*5=1,000,000. With 1m, you are rich as an average hausa man. Ask Lamido & Co, how much they paid? Fabem

[quote author=henrixx post=37785403]bro please are Waec results needed for NYSC cos I have a problem with my D. O. B

Waec results is meant for foreign graduates only and you don't need D.O.B but you may it along. Your notification of results and Id very important. I rep Batch A 2015 Delta State.

Number 6 is what i did back then when i was school. I really enjoy living off campus. Eating at sister blessing place in the morning, sister mary in the afternoon, sis chioma in night. Also many of them are friends with benefit. I know God has forgiven me. #lol fabem

I'm enjoying my service right now. Is your mentality that matters. I have even gone for like 3 interviews in the state just 3 months that i started my service. I went for those interview just to keep myself busy and i know nothing about the state when i arrived. One of the company mail me saying i should resume with them after service. Tell people how to make good use of it not discouraging them. I'm still going for more interview especially targeting those oil company with connections on the way. I rep Delta corper. #fabem

People love miracles may be is from God or devil, they don't care. They just want miracle. Fabem

adesegun121:
pity ursef am a married man and i meet my adorable hajjia.. My mum, my darling, my everything, my baby mama, my sweetheart on internet... Facebook..
We are living happily now..
With a cute baby boy..

So don't pity me.. Pity ursef ok..

She's from ijebu ode..

Ijebu babe rock's

Ijebu babe ke...... I won't say anything again.

Delta babes no fine at all. You won't know diff btw their men and women. Why? They always barb their hairs like men. Funniest is that they always barb punk and obama style. Imagine! #fabem