₦airaland Forum

SundayNightGist:
Omo, na that one gan gan dey fear me pass

Joysticks:
What played out in imo governorship election is about to play in Anambra.The supreme court governor.

udede:
hmmmmm Nkwobi is cow leg not goat meat

budaatum:
You are obviously not married, yet, because if you were, you'd know marriage is not the only thing that would go downhill just because your dik is starving. But if perchance you are married, your "me I no send anybody" says a lot.

You poor kids, is what I'm going to be thinking when I go to bed tonight.

Ayubz:
Hi friends please I need help I just purchased an iPhone from a friend before he lift the country. Now I just discover that I have to bypass the phone, and I don't have his contact.

Please I need help on what to do or how to bypass it. Tank u

Truvelisback:
The moment u are rich, u will see ur look alike but if u are broke, u won't see ur look alike.

Mercychen:
Mehnn.. what a resemblance. Their is the female version of Davido. .

Wait o... They should do DNA test to acertain if she's his sister or daughter?

Who knows whether Davido was born a twin and his twin sister was sold to a rich couple in the same hospital. Nothing is impossible in Nigeria. They look like age mates.

On second thought, this looks photoshopped though.

Sermwell:
See I am an illiterate! Is clement isong is an igbo man??

Commentor:
Assumptions.

My papa life experience is quite limited.

Penguin2:
Anambra people should not loose guard o..

APC has proven how notorious they can be.

Andy Ubah just needs about 60k to leapfrog Soludo and with 148k registered voters in Ihiala, APC can claim to have garnered that number from Ihiala o.

So be on alert.

SUCKCESSFUL:
Don't celebrate yet.
Cause Hope be like "Chellu anyi na Supreme Court".

SenecaTheYonger:
I no sure say I dey commot for house

SenecaTheYonger:
So if somebody has a good heart, he can't have money or cars or cryptos? Those things are only reserved for bad people? Omo, nigerian mentality no be here.

Iyaebe:
He's OK for a man if he's got a good heart and core family values. No lady should be all about looks when it comes to choosing a man.Watch me dump an arrogant very handsome man for a caring one as this.

AchalugoNwa:
lol
told someone that how can Andy uba that couldn't return to senate under Apc win a whole governorship election that involves other senatorial zone
even Andy know say e no go work.
if Ngige as popular as he is can be relegated in Anambra state because of Apc
who's Andy?
a known thug and crook


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nonpartisan1 aka NgeneUkwenu

cr7lomo:
Goodluck on your elephant project on lionel winning the balon d'or. He has been awful this season, he dint win Barcelona or la liga player of the season, he flopped in the champions league, scored only 1 open goal, the rest were penalties, he could not perform in any high profile game last season , he only scored one goal playing the top 7 sides in la liga , lost to atletico no goal no assist, lost in the el classico no goal no assist, lost at home to Juventus no goal no assist, lost to pass at home , one penalty, was trapped in the semi final and final in the copa , man of the match went to martinez and Di Maria in the semis and final, he scored Ecuador and Bolivia. Him and Diaz were joint top scorers in that tournament, him and Neymar were joint golden ball winners in the same tournament . Its funny how you guys just scream 7th loading with nothing to back it up.

cr7lomo:
My question is why is copa America now a determinant all of a sudden cause Lionel won it. At least we know the Euros and world cup winners had produced past balon d'or winners , when other players were winning the copa, they were never even considered for the award. Why now? Is it because lionel won it. Even Ronaldo that has no chance of winning it, outperformed Lionel this year . Since lionel turned pro and started to feature in the national team, Brazil have won it 2 times, Chile 2 times , Uruguay once and these teams are the expected teams to always win it including Argentina that just won their first during this same period, so why do you people act like its a difficult tournament. If it was as difficult as y'all claim, Argentina would not have played in 4 finals and Brazil in 3 finals all within the same period of 6 tournaments. Holland has failed to reach the Euros final since they won it in 88, Germany have failed to win it in quarter of a century, Italy just won their first since 1968( during the Biafra civil war), England just got to their first Final in their history this year , France has failed to win it in over 20 years, Belgium have never won it with their star players , it took Spain 44yrs to win it again and they are the only team in history to have won it back to back and only Spain and Germany have ever won it 3 times, then Italy and France 2 times, the rest , once . The Euros is as difficult as the world cup, the copa is not anywhere close . This is the same continent that has won the most world cups. I must confess,
Jorginho tried ooo winning champions league and Euros in the same year. Lets be objective please

Kenneth10110:
Copa America wey dem they play almost every year messi just try win am this year we no go hear word.

GAZZUZZ:
The title might seem unpatriotic, but not entirely so.

Quick story

In 2018 I sold an SUV to a friend at 3.5m, he paid 2m and said he would balance up in the future.

Fast forward to 2021 October he pays me ₦1m with a pending balance of ₦500,000.

Vehicle sold in 2018 is now ₦5.3m in 2021.


Lesson learnt.

Going forward all transactions that have to do with pending payments will be signed as dollar equivalents .

Meaning if you want to take a loan or owe me large sums of money E.g ₦1m (sept 2021 2,433.5799 US Dollars) all we will do is check current dollar rate and peg repayment on the dollar equivalent in the future (2,433.5799 US Dollars)


The end

Fahdiga:
Apart from committing suicide and from her looks, She's an embodiment of what I need in a woman. Her complexion don off me I swear to God. Why she left me is beyond my comprehension. May God allow her in his paradise so that when I clock 200 years I will go and meet her in heaven and then enjoy her there

kenzysmith:
The whole world knows lewadoski deserve this year baloon do or for being the most outstanding player 2021 .
50 goals in the league alone
4 goals at the euros
He is currently the top scorer in euro
What has messi done this year to deserve baloon do or
I expect the likes of jurginho, kante, debrune , lewadoski and ronaldo to protest