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Clitocurrency - Ladies whoring for money, fame and exotic properties Bleep - to have sex with a partner Supreme Court Governor - hope Uzodimma Tailor cop - Abba Kyari Dullandinho - President Buhari Penaldo, Tapinaldo - Christiano Ronaldo Eibarman - Lionel Messi Zebra United - Manchester United Chelshit - Chelsea Looserpool - Liverpool Fraudiola - Pep Guadiola Sweat Master - Romelu Lukaku "I go Elanga you" - I go troway you( gotten from Elanga shooting his penalty over the bar) Terrorists in Black - Nigerian Policemen Premium Tears - Break heart, especially one inflicted on a simp by a 9ja babe. Wailers - PDP surpporters Zombies - APC surpporters Frog voice - Davido Mr. Short fuse, Anywhere Belle face, - FFK Tailor Politician - Adams Oshiomhole Igbo Amaka - used by Igbos to praise their achievements or any achievements of their own Osu Amaka - Used by other tribes to make fun of Igbos when there's bad news about them, or any one of them being caught committing crime, especially abroad Aso Rock Vegetable - President Buhari Omoh I don drop over 20 slangs like dis o. Make I stop here. |
Czarina21:God knows am not breeding Nigerian girls. All my kids will be Canadians. Nigeria no get future |
naija4life247:E good sha |
seyz91:God bless bruh |
gypsey:Like seriously...hmmm shit happens |
gypsey:Ok Ur papa na mad man...hmmm |
Reeses: |
Jerryherd:Some comments makes you wonder whether they are from men who escaped from the Rehab... imbeciles have infiltrated nairaland |
TeddBundy:inside life ![]() |
Xisnin:E choke sha ![]() |
Congrats dude That's the only people qualified to kneel down and propose to, at least you know it's their culture and secondly you're proposing for something that will likely change your life or Status. But for you to kneel down in the name of proposing to a negro, smelling kvnt, broke Nija bitch....Omoh your head no correct. That's not our culture and thatbof her forefathers. You're proposing to be cheated on, broke shamed in the nearest future when she deplete your resources. You're proposing to emotional trauma. You're likely proposing for unending drama that will keep you running here kitikiti katakata for our advice. Guys make Una wise up o. That babe u day kneel down for don dey kneel for boys them crib they give them bjs. |
These guys are good and bad in their own different ways... One says he is Igbo, the other says "am not" One says APC is the saviour, the other says " APC is Cancer. I better struggle with Malaria than Cancer" One says VAT belongs to FG, the other says " It belongs to the states" One says Buhari is the best to happen to Nigeria, the other says anyone praising Buhari is a Sycophant In all their differences, they lways accept the fact that they are the Political sons of Peter Odili. |
Datboredberry:Whataever |
Datboredberry:Many Nija guys here are Americans, Canadians and South Africans. The format Op is using is Indian married man format. No be today we day game. He is a Nija guy calm down. This is a faceless forum, you can assume any identity you like depends on what you wish to achieve....your targeted audience |
Ur Mgbada asked you to guess her age and size if you truly love her... ![]() Las las na $1k iTunes card you day target for the start. Chai 9ja boys |
That's good...Smart guy If Atiku becomes President of this country, Omoh Zubby go blow...infact over blow sef. Hausa-Fulani ladies came be loyal and faithful with all their life if they truly love you. This babe go dey wire aso rock robbers to Zubby account. Guys never settle for less. Now I understand why Zubby came out publicly to say that he doesn't have any girlfriend. Akitu's daughter have been on Baba's radar for long now. |
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advanceDNA:You're the Solomon of our time. That woman is a Gold digger. How you will stay in UK and konji go dey kill Waziri Adamawa for 9ja here. These ladies are mad. |
Lekan239:Inside life |
Nonesense... Send Almajiris to school. Help the Herdsmen to embrace new ranching systems..their trekking don do. Fix the economy. Clean up Ogoni and other messed up areas Open South East to the sea by making South South ports viable Do these and you don't need all these Goddamned war planes and fighter jets...buying fighter jets to decimate your own population, when you're not governing well. No be mumu be that |
Lekan239:No p ![]() |
I dey for dream, Auba come pick form inside Barca shirt come dey pour goals left, right and center... Arsenal come dey regret. There's this thing with players dumped by their previous clubs, they will always work hard in their new clubs to prove their former mangers wrong. Auba will do that, mark my words. Na so Luis Suarez take help Atletico Madrid win la liga last season when Barca dumped him. As Philippe Coutinho left Barca to Aston Villa, see as he don return to what he was known for |
Rest on ma. You can, you saw, you conquered. You gave the nation one of the finest and clean Billionaire she can boast of. We are very proud of you. Last year was Oba, Idemili was shut down for Obi Cubana mama burial This year Umudim, Nnewi will be shut down R.I.P |
GGirll:Remian blessed |
![]() A) For inter- state travels make use of registered travelling company. Fill the travelers register correctly, don't hide anything...you may end up playing yourself incase of any eventuality. B) Don't allow a new guy or a lady sleepover in your apartment for many days or weeks in the name of love visit without knowing their health history...if she dies in your apartment, straight to jail cos you will be arraigned for ritual killing (a.k.a Yahoo plus). C) Always go around in the hood, with a small weapon like jack knife for guys and pepper spray ladies. Don't embark on long journeys with these cos you may be termed bandits or UGM D) Before you pay for house rent in a new area always make you background check. Go back to the area at different times of the day and see for yourself what goes on there, ask questions, don't fall to the sweet talks and gimmicks of real estate agents. E) Beware of cheap offers. Better pay the price and enjoy the peace. You see a girl who looks stranded or was through out by God knows who she have been staying. For your mind free bleeping don show F) Don't be quick to make friends...don't bring newly known friends to your house. Always try to meet with them for a deal or any other discussion in a nearby bar or hotel lounge. E) Pay power holding companies their utility bills, no go use bamboo dey change wire up and down from electric poles cos you need light. You can be elotrocuted. F) The only reason to get back to your ex who broke up with you as a guy, is if you are doing badly than when she left you. If you have become successful and better with good money than when she left you. Please don't go back to her or allow her know some latest details about you. Face the future and look forward to new relationships. Make person no poison your drink o, out of jealousy and elope with your bucks. G) Be the first to ask for financial help from people coming closer to you because they perceived you are doing well. Fake it, but let it look real. You will see as they will run away and you enjoy your comfort in peace ![]() Let me stop here...my battery don die ...phone go soon off ![]() |
alphaconde:That's remind me of the old good days |
Which one come be Okpu ala Ngwa L.G.A...? Ọya back to the matter. Ngwa girls too like fine boys. Just make sure your are very handsome, especially fair in complexion....50% access to her pant. You come get money join...80% access to her pant. You sabi bleep like madt with a touch of violence...95% access to her pant. You come belong to SDA, (Seven Days Advertist Church) Omoh Ngwa girl don die for your matter. She go leave her people run, come anchor for Ur cabal ![]() Bleeping Ngwa girl is very very easy, they don't need flashy cars and all those big boys stuffs. Just the above is enough. Nwanne ị ga apịakata ọtú a hụ gbaa ọsọ. |
insidelife22:You got it right 100% |
![]() Na next Presido be this. He will free Nanmdi Kanu, clean up Ogoni, finish 2nd Niger Bridge and open up the East to the Sea. Las las all Man will forget about Biafra. This man will renew the face of Nigeria. That's if only Cabals go free him o. The only legacy Buhari will be remembered for, will be that he gave Nigeria a very good man as President Mark my words today. |
BKayy:Chai. bro is post finished me a swear. Osun is highly developed o. The state with the largest airport in terms of Land mass in Africa, after Cairo airport. ![]() |
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na 2 of dem dey mad together.
