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Education › Re: Meaning Of Some Of The Slangs Used On Nairaland by Faber(m): 11:08am On Feb 07, 2022
Clitocurrency - Ladies whoring for money, fame and exotic properties

Bleep - to have sex with a partner

Supreme Court Governor - hope Uzodimma

Tailor cop - Abba Kyari

Dullandinho - President Buhari

Penaldo, Tapinaldo - Christiano Ronaldo

Eibarman - Lionel Messi

Zebra United - Manchester United

Chelshit - Chelsea

Looserpool - Liverpool

Fraudiola - Pep Guadiola

Sweat Master - Romelu Lukaku

"I go Elanga you" - I go troway you( gotten from Elanga shooting his penalty over the bar)

Terrorists in Black - Nigerian Policemen

Premium Tears - Break heart, especially one inflicted on a simp by a 9ja babe.


Wailers - PDP surpporters

Zombies - APC surpporters

Frog voice - Davido

Mr. Short fuse, Anywhere Belle face, - FFK

Tailor Politician - Adams Oshiomhole

Igbo Amaka - used by Igbos to praise their achievements or any achievements of their own

Osu Amaka - Used by other tribes to make fun of Igbos when there's bad news about them, or any one of them being caught committing crime, especially abroad

Aso Rock Vegetable - President Buhari

Omoh I don drop over 20 slangs like dis o. Make I stop here.
Romance › Re: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Faber(m): 3:15am On Feb 07, 2022
Czarina21:
Coming from a NIGERIAN MAN who'll eventually BREED NIGERIAN GIRLS.
Who hurt y'all huh?
God knows am not breeding Nigerian girls. All my kids will be Canadians. Nigeria no get future
Romance › Re: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Faber(m): 4:07pm On Feb 06, 2022
naija4life247:
Slavery mentality go kill me, my papa, my mama and all my family members
E good sha
Romance › Re: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Faber(m): 3:52pm On Feb 06, 2022
seyz91:
You said it all
God bless bruh
Romance › Re: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Faber(m): 3:52pm On Feb 06, 2022
gypsey:
Yes, just like my grand papa! grin na 2 of dem dey mad together.
Like seriously...hmmm shit happens
Romance › Re: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Faber(m): 3:47pm On Feb 06, 2022
gypsey:
see you! grin

You know how many BJs dis oyibo don give other negros and whitys? Dat oyibo look like virgin to you? grin my papa is a mad man!
Ok Ur papa na mad man...hmmm
Romance › Re: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Faber(m): 3:46pm On Feb 06, 2022
Reeses:
How much dumb can I be? I am a stupid fool, I need help.
Romance › Re: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Faber(m): 3:32pm On Feb 06, 2022
Jerryherd:
Some comments make you wonder the kind of mother and sisters some people have and. Especially the kind of people they date

Thank God for the women in my life

Alhamdulilai that I don't have to rant bitterly over love
Some comments makes you wonder whether they are from men who escaped from the Rehab... imbeciles have infiltrated nairaland
Romance › Re: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Faber(m): 3:28pm On Feb 06, 2022
TeddBundy:
I am a Stupid monkey slave. I forgot my chains, am useless son of warri Olosho.
inside life tongue
Romance › Re: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Faber(m): 3:27pm On Feb 06, 2022
Xisnin:
I am Frustrated poor boy. My mother is an Olosho, am a bastard. I no get papa sef
Sniper is not that expensive.
E choke sha tongue
Romance › Re: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Faber(m): 7:17am On Feb 06, 2022
Congrats dude
That's the only people qualified to kneel down and propose to, at least you know it's their culture and secondly you're proposing for something that will likely change your life or
Status.


But for you to kneel down in the name of proposing to a negro, smelling kvnt, broke Nija bitch....Omoh your head no correct.
That's not our culture and thatbof her forefathers. You're proposing to be cheated on, broke shamed in the nearest future when she deplete your resources. You're proposing to emotional trauma. You're likely proposing for unending drama that will keep you running here kitikiti katakata for our advice.

Guys make Una wise up o. That babe u day kneel down for don dey kneel for boys them crib they give them bjs.
Politics › Re: Two Rivers' Sons At The Extremes Of Nigeria by Faber(m): 3:50am On Feb 06, 2022
These guys are good and bad in their own different ways...


One says he is Igbo, the other says "am not"
One says APC is the saviour, the other says " APC is Cancer. I better struggle with Malaria than Cancer"
One says VAT belongs to FG, the other says " It belongs to the states"
One says Buhari is the best to happen to Nigeria, the other says anyone praising Buhari is a Sycophant

In all their differences, they lways accept the fact that they are the Political sons of Peter Odili.
Romance › Re: What Will Be The Body Size And Age Of This Woman.. Pics Attached by Faber(m): 8:26pm On Feb 04, 2022
Datboredberry:
Since 2017? He's posted pictures and they don't seem fake...

Plus, the way he writes... Very Indian.
Whataever
Romance › Re: What Will Be The Body Size And Age Of This Woman.. Pics Attached by Faber(m): 1:13pm On Feb 04, 2022
Datboredberry:
Op is an Indian
Many Nija guys here are Americans, Canadians and South Africans.

The format Op is using is Indian married man format. No be today we day game. He is a Nija guy calm down.

This is a faceless forum, you can assume any identity you like depends on what you wish to achieve....your targeted audience
Romance › Re: What Will Be The Body Size And Age Of This Woman.. Pics Attached by Faber(m): 8:08am On Feb 04, 2022
Ur Mgbada asked you to guess her age and size if you truly love her... grin

Las las na $1k iTunes card you day target for the start.

Chai 9ja boys
Celebrities › Re: Atiku’s Daughter Gifts Zubby Michael A Plot Of Land In Abuja On His Birthday by Faber(m): 4:56pm On Feb 02, 2022
That's good...Smart guy

If Atiku becomes President of this country, Omoh Zubby go blow...infact over blow sef.
Hausa-Fulani ladies came be loyal and faithful with all their life if they truly love you.

This babe go dey wire aso rock robbers to Zubby account. Guys never settle for less. Now I understand why Zubby came out publicly to say that he doesn't have any girlfriend. Akitu's daughter have been on Baba's radar for long now.
Education › Re: Nigerian Man Marries His Secondary School Mate, 15 Years Later (Photos) by Faber(m): 3:55pm On Feb 02, 2022
grin

Congrats
Politics › Re: Atiku asked me to return the gift he gave me during our marriage — Ex wife by Faber(m): 7:26am On Feb 02, 2022
advanceDNA:
What is this one saying??
Return Toto??
Atiku can’t return Toto just as she can’t return his penis...
You're the Solomon of our time. That woman is a Gold digger. How you will stay in UK and konji go dey kill Waziri Adamawa for 9ja here. These ladies are mad.
Sports › Re: Arsenal Cancels Aubameyang’s Contract Ahead Of Barcelona Move by Faber(m): 7:16pm On Feb 01, 2022
Lekan239:
my madness on nairaland is second to none..my mama na Olosho, my papa is a gay...omo make Una free me
Inside life
Politics › Re: African Countries Military Aircraft Strength 2022 by Faber(m): 8:25am On Feb 01, 2022
Nonesense...

Send Almajiris to school.
Help the Herdsmen to embrace new ranching systems..their trekking don do.
Fix the economy.
Clean up Ogoni and other messed up areas
Open South East to the sea by making South South ports viable

Do these and you don't need all these Goddamned war planes and fighter jets...buying fighter jets to decimate your own population, when you're not governing well. No be mumu be that
Sports › Re: Arsenal Cancels Aubameyang’s Contract Ahead Of Barcelona Move by Faber(m): 8:19am On Feb 01, 2022
Lekan239:
was he not banging goal in arsenal? How many times did he win premier League golden booth? How many times did he surpassed premier League 20goals, when was the last time a Chelsea player scored 20goals or more in the premier League? BTW bringing Chelsea in this matter makes me a fool...I ended up talking nonsense
No p tongue
Sports › Re: Arsenal Cancels Aubameyang’s Contract Ahead Of Barcelona Move by Faber(m): 7:38am On Feb 01, 2022
I dey for dream, Auba come pick form inside Barca shirt come dey pour goals left, right and center...

Arsenal come dey regret. There's this thing with players dumped by their previous clubs, they will always work hard in their new clubs to prove their former mangers wrong.

Auba will do that, mark my words. Na so Luis Suarez take help Atletico Madrid win la liga last season when Barca dumped him.

As Philippe Coutinho left Barca to Aston Villa, see as he don return to what he was known for
Politics › Re: Buhari Commiserates With Innoson On Mother’s Death by Faber(m): 4:35am On Feb 01, 2022
Rest on ma. You can, you saw, you conquered. You gave the nation one of the finest and clean Billionaire she can boast of. We are very proud of you.

Last year was Oba, Idemili was shut down for Obi Cubana mama burial

This year Umudim, Nnewi will be shut down

R.I.P
Crime › Re: Twenty Safety Measures To Protect You During These Evil Times In Nigeria by Faber(m): 7:17pm On Jan 31, 2022
GGirll:
Very educative, thanks
Remian blessed
Crime › Re: Twenty Safety Measures To Protect You During These Evil Times In Nigeria by Faber(m):
grin
A) For inter- state travels make use of registered travelling company. Fill the travelers register correctly, don't hide anything...you may end up playing yourself incase of any eventuality.

B) Don't allow a new guy or a lady sleepover in your apartment for many days or weeks in the name of love visit without knowing their health history...if she dies in your apartment, straight to jail cos you will be arraigned for ritual killing (a.k.a Yahoo plus).

C) Always go around in the hood, with a small weapon like jack knife for guys and pepper spray ladies. Don't embark on long journeys with these cos you may be termed bandits or UGM

D) Before you pay for house rent in a new area always make you background check. Go back to the area at different times of the day and see for yourself what goes on there, ask questions, don't fall to the sweet talks and gimmicks of real estate agents.

E) Beware of cheap offers. Better pay the price and enjoy the peace. You see a girl who looks stranded or was through out by God knows who she have been staying. For your mind free bleeping don show shocked. You will just welcome her and accommodate.

F) Don't be quick to make friends...don't bring newly known friends to your house. Always try to meet with them for a deal or any other discussion in a nearby bar or hotel lounge.

E) Pay power holding companies their utility bills, no go use bamboo dey change wire up and down from electric poles cos you need light. You can be elotrocuted.

F) The only reason to get back to your ex who broke up with you as a guy, is if you are doing badly than when she left you. If you have become successful and better with good money than when she left you. Please don't go back to her or allow her know some latest details about you. Face the future and look forward to new relationships. Make person no poison your drink o, out of jealousy and elope with your bucks.

G) Be the first to ask for financial help from people coming closer to you because they perceived you are doing well. Fake it, but let it look real. You will see as they will run away and you enjoy your comfort in peace grin grin

Let me stop here...my battery don die ...phone go soon off grin grin
Politics › Re: Past & Present Heads Of State Of Nigeria By Geo-political Zone by Faber(m): 3:32pm On Jan 31, 2022
alphaconde:
why is fairness such a difficult thing

those days as kids when we go and pluck mangoes

we put all the mangoes down and we choose one after the other until it goes round if it remains it goes round again.

once u deviated from such formula u start fighting even amongst children of the same parents.
That's remind me of the old good days
Romance › Re: Why Igbo Guys Are Scared Of Marrying Ladies From These Places by Faber(m): 12:34pm On Jan 31, 2022
Which one come be Okpu ala Ngwa L.G.A...?

Ọya back to the matter. Ngwa girls too like fine boys. Just make sure your are very handsome, especially fair in complexion....50% access to her pant.

You come get money join...80% access to her pant.

You sabi bleep like madt with a touch of violence...95% access to her pant.

You come belong to SDA, (Seven Days Advertist Church) Omoh Ngwa girl don die for your matter. She go leave her people run, come anchor for Ur cabal grin grin


Bleeping Ngwa girl is very very easy, they don't need flashy cars and all those big boys stuffs. Just the above is enough.


Nwanne ị ga apịakata ọtú a hụ gbaa ọsọ.
Crime › Re: Could This Be The Reason For The High Rate Of Ritual Killings In The Country? by Faber(m): 12:17pm On Jan 31, 2022
insidelife22:
Lemme show you what is prevalent in all of our country's regions.

Northeast-Boko haram.


North Central- Boko haram/bandits,Herdsmen.


Northwest- Boko haram/Herdsmen.


Southeast-Kiddnapping,Sit at home.


South south-militancy/Illegal refinaries,Kiddnapping.


Southwest-Skull mining/Ritual killings,Headquarters of fakelives yeyebrities.
You got it right 100%
Politics › Re: Osinbajo At The Palace Of Otaru Of Auchi Sacred Kingdom (Photo) by Faber(m): 2:27pm On Jan 30, 2022
cheesy

Na next Presido be this. He will free Nanmdi Kanu, clean up Ogoni, finish 2nd Niger Bridge and open up the East to the Sea.

Las las all Man will forget about Biafra. This man will renew the face of Nigeria. That's if only Cabals go free him o. The only legacy Buhari will be remembered for, will be that he gave Nigeria a very good man as President

Mark my words today.
Politics › Re: Six Private Jets Land In Anambra International Airport For A Burial in Nnewi by Faber(m): 2:25pm On Jan 30, 2022
BKayy:
I believe you. You are right.
That means God gave Abia state Ikpeazu to clarify the doubters that with PDP, Abia has no future.

As for Osun, I won't like to comment on their predicament because I don't want them to change.
To me, Osun is highly developed.
Chai. bro is post finished me a swear.
Osun is highly developed o. The state with the largest airport in terms of Land mass in Africa, after Cairo airport. grin

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