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Look at how you people are making assholes famous. The country is sinking in all ramifications and we are here making shameless assholes look important.

Shame on op, shame on you reading this comment. Shame on me for bringing out time to write comment on assholes.

Thunder fire all man las las for inside this useless country

Omoh this one dey burst brain o

Use your head very well while in Nigeria.

Almost everything in Nigeria is upside down. Democracy, we practice the black version
Christianity, we practice the worst version
Islam, we practice the most outdated version

So that should tell you that Love in Nigeria is the worst version. So never ever love anyone in Nigeria, except yourself. And no one loves you. Only if you show signs of accomplishing their interests and goals that they will pamper you.


Therefore then, the day you give ur heart to a Nigerian girl in the nama of Love, that day you're gone. Play to their interests and get your own share from the backdoor and leave her off to her fate.

If you like do the contrary and claim ur babe is different. Even God regretted while he created man, cos man don show God pepper...talk more of you...mortal peasant

I will be like: "Hey Grandpa, why are you so obsessed with dying in office?"

I will collect the 1 million. Even see I will collect free ₦1k


Coin ni Coitus ko

Nawa o

Juliusmomoh:
I have found out and am with the evidence that he don't belong here...

Should i go ahead and tell my dad that the child he suffer to train is not his? ..

Or i should tell him to conduct DNA test on all of us? (i can foot the bill) .

Am confuse

Be ready to go back to God, enroute homicide

Ok

nwadiuko1:
exactly how to spot a nobody in real life.....I no get your time.

Ur land don finish. Ngwa man u don sell ur land finish

Litmus:
I guess you're one of those individuals from one of those African nations bristling with inferiority complex. My advice is that insulting Nigerians won’t improve your life nor make your ugly women less unattractive. Also, nothing wrong with looking like charcoal, embrace your god-given color and stop hating on Nigerian women for being ,on average, lighter in complexion than your women.

By continually harping on about Nigerian women skin colour, you’re acting as if fairness is some holy grail unobtainable by African people unless by artificial means and consequently you’re indirectly reinforcing stereotype that fair skin is superior.

What you just typed is pure rant from a beer parlour. You're the one feeling inferior here. 70% of bleaching cosmetics imported in Africa ends up in Nigeria. Ghana recently placed an embargo on Bleaching products. Ask ur sick head why they did so? Am Igbo, from Omambala, am against bleaching, each man and woman should be proud of their natural colour from the creator. That's why I keep saying that bleaching damages the skin texture and tissues of Nigerian ladies.

You dey talk rubbish. Anụ ofia

DaddyRochie1642:
He should be on the Lookout for "Friends"

Bullshit talk as usual. That's how you ladies lead young men astray.

So for a paltry sum of 4million he will now dump his friends who have been there for him all these while.

Stop reasoning like a cockroach

Ok


Godwin wants to dangle the possibility of giving Buhari land for Ruga, in exchange to get the debts owed by Federal agencies to be remitted to Edo State coffers.

Once this is done, he will turn back on Buhari.

Litmus:
Fascinating; please, what percentage of Australian and American girls have standing boobs ?

I no dey Australia and America. Na where I dey me fit talk about.

My survey is based on Africa alone. Kenyan, Ugandan, Zulu babes got pecky and saggy boobs pass Nija girls.

Reason is too much bleeching, bleeching and reckless banging weekens the boobs tissues.

I know say they no go too many cos their boobs don fall finish. Every dick and Harry don press Nija girls boobs finish

Only 2% of Nigerian girls get standing and firm boobs

Ok...


3 Seminarians... That's 30milion Cashout loading for the bandits

They will take permission the first time. But will never take permission from you again

Nellsworld:
That lantern that yr, although my mum own still dey work till now, especially when my mum tell me to change the rope, i don break that glass tire, there are rules in washing the glass, you don't put all ur fingers inside, it will break, u don't hold the edges so tight, it will break, u use 2 fingers both right and left hands to hold it and clean it

You may not end up in Paradise owing to your many sins and the sins of the Nija government or Unknown Gunmen that you publicly supported.

But if you want to have a glimpse of paradise, then enter Akwa Ibom, be rest assured you will know what Paradise looks like

Akwa Ibom Ayaya
Truly The Nation's Paradise

Akwa Ibom Ayaya

The only sane state down South. Truly the Nations Paradise

All na show off...

I dey pity these Anambra guber candidates.

The kind sit at home wey go happen that day. You no go even see fowl for street

Anuoluwa12345:
Lol ..your parents are just building unity among you, and also teaching you to always have her in mind, care for her and love her... That's the reason behind it.

Good. But that's not what they always tell me. They always accuse me that am a fast eater, that before she don swallow one ball of eba, say I don swallow 3 or 4 like the score line 3:1,5:2,7:3 etc

So they will have to intervene towards the end to balance the whole thing.

Again..

U see this idiotic object below...to wash it's gloves na real challenge for me.

"Go wash lantern gloves and light it, it's getting dark"
I go first do as if I no hear am. Mom go reiterate, "Faber am talking to you"

If you try break the gloves, ur own don be. Every good thing you don do for the week will be forgotten, you will be whipped blue black. Extra bonus for ur pains be say the lattern gloves go wound you join

That's why I call it idiotic object. E dey wound person wey come help am dey clean. Thank God it's extinct now.

Ok...

Each time I eat together with my younger sister, when the food served the two of us is almost finishing Mom and even Dad sef will always yell at me, "it's okay, oya wash ur hand"
"Always leave the raining food for ur little sis"

Wey be say na me work pass for house since I senior her with close to 3 years. I never up till now understand the reason behind that rule.

Upon all the food I remained for her, God no shame me, I still grow tall pass her...though she is married now

Yaya Toure is to Man City

What Didier Drogba is for Chelsea. Coincidentally both are Ivorians..

Drogba surpassed Him in terms of Club career by winning The UCL for Chelsea a feat Toure could not achieve with city though he won it before Drogba at Barcelona

Toure later toppled Drogba in terms of Club career by lifting the first AFCON for Ivory Coast after Drogba lost two finals to Egypt and Zambia

Starzo:
President Buhari (Dullard*nho is coming for una

President Buhari

Igboid:
Abu m onye Igbo kponkwem.
Kwusi iberi ibe.

Biafra and getting our full share in Nigeria while we are still in Nigeria are not mutually exclusive.

Learn a lesson from Catalonia.
They are playing the Spanish politics and currently are the most vibrant Economic zone in Spain, yet they continue to work hard on their secession from Spain underground.

Mulu ako for once. We must marry BIAFRA with fighting for our rights and equal share within Nigerian politics.
We can multitask.
Let those for BIAFRA bring their A-game, let the Igbos in Nigeria politics bring their A-game too.
I am rooting for both camps.

Bro you have ended the argument. Kudos! Those of us from the SE in Nigerian Politics should even Use the Biafran Uprising to get the presidency. They should not feel shy and see themselves as second class, the should be bold and make tangible demands.

Those working for Biafrans should also bring their best plan. Each running concurrently.

The best word is multi-task.

SS is after VAT and Oil derivation percentage.
SE is after security and the land grabbing Fulani.
SW needs presidency that's why the are playing the "Southern Governors" card. No region have betrayed the South than SW and in all honesty, the SE and SS will betray them, they can cry forever. And the North knows this.

North will leave APC for them and go back to PDP. The problem of North now, is whom to give VP slot between SE and SS.

mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Thanks you sir. U too much

sirjoggy:
Please don't try it bro, it can create a generation curse

That's what I want to say. Karma may visit op not now, but later.

Op keep on keeping on. The Lord will be ur strength

Op don't know Nigerian girls..

Abeg where mosdii dey...I need him to remind op about Nigerian girls

Ikpunwanyianamb:
what could actually be the reason that only Imo and Anambra are like Somalia now while Abia and Ebonyi seems to be relatively better?

The two states are the mother states and oldest in Igbo land.

IPOB don't want the Caliphate to overrun them. Once the two are gone, ala Igbo is gone.

Also the two of them have the vast majority of sell outs and saboteurs in Igbo land. From Ifeajuna, to Azikiwe, to Okadigbo, to Ngige, Peter Obi, Obiano, Joe Igbokwe on the one hand...

Arthur Nzeribe,Uwazuruike, Okoroawusa, Usman Uzodinjo and co on the other hand.