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Hitler said even in his death he will start World War 3.
One of his soldiers asked how?
Hitler replied, “The day mankind finds out what I was trying to defend this nation, Germany, from then that's the day World War 3 will start.
For on that day, mankind will learn that I was trying to save my Nation from The Free Masons, the Illuminati, the Jews. For if the Americans wins the war, then they will conquer the world and forever be a slave to the Jews and they will try to conquer God. Do you know who America has in its possession?
“NO,” the solider replied.

The Americans has the jewels of God. The Americans have stolen God’s precious jewels.
“What do you mean his precious jewels?” THE SOLIDER asked.

Hitler said, “America has stolen the Jews. The Jews of God. His jewelry. The negros. They are the true Hebrews. What a foolish move and a direct challenge to God. And they plan on moving these false white Jews into a state of Israel.

America is desperate in its attempt to win this war using atom bombs on Japan. America will destroy the whole world in its attempt to conquer it.

When America and its Jewish slave masters conquer the world and the world realize I was right, then all nations will begin a third world war to dethrone America of its rule. Every nation will soon possess atom bombs of their own. It will be the end of most of the world as we know it.

“Why will the Jews control America?” the solider asked

Hitler said, “because the white Jews knows that the negros are the real children of Israel. And to keep Americas secret, the Jews will blackmail America. The Jews will extort America Their plan for world domination wont work if the negros knew who they were. The white citizens of America will be terrified to know that all this time they’ve been mistreating and discriminating and lynching the children of Israel. They will fear God will destroy them as he destroyed Egypt for doing the same thing. So the elite, the Illuminati keeps this a secret at all cost.

After I die, I will one day cause World War 3 just by this message which will be like planting a seed in people minds until it sprouts once they nurture that seed and seek more truth and learn Hitler was right. I did the world a favor by killing the false jews before they designated a false state of Israel.
But I fear I have failed. The world will fall into the hands of Satan.ere

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For decades, the Igbo and the Yoruba have lived in peace but have bickered ceaselessly like cat and dog. On April 22, 2014, I wrote an article entitled, “‘Tom and Jerry’ relationship between Igbo and Yoruba to highlight the inherent strengths of these two ethnic groups and how they can positively direct these strengths for the good of the two ethnic groups and Nigeria in general. I added another article on April 21, 2015, entitled, “Lagos is not a ‘No man’s land’ but to underpin how the two ethnic groups can work together. However, one complaint some Yoruba have against the Igbo is that the latter are limiting the opportunities available to the Yoruba by being in control of their homeland in the South-East and also sharing the opportunities in the South-West with the Yoruba. If the Igbo were all resident in the South- East, and only come into the South-West to transact business and go back, some maintain, there would not be much problem. But the idea of the Igbo settling en masse in Yorubaland, especially Lagos, buying property massively, controlling some markets and products, and having a say in the politics of the South-West seem threatening to some Yoruba. It creates the impression that the Igbo usually hold an annual general assembly in a 30-million-man capacity stadium at which a directive is issued to every Igbo person to go to the South-West and take it over. But as has been shown, the Igbo are investment-driven, and land seems to be the best investment in Nigeria, because of its ever appreciating value and the protection it gives to the owner from landlords who talk down on tenants, increase rent at will and eject tenants at the flimsiest reason. The Igbo are proud people who don’t like living at the mercy of any “master”. One weird alternative is to send all Igbo out of Yorubaland. But that option is not an option because the Igbo are Nigerians and have a right to reside in any part of Nigeria without any passport or residential permit. Secondly, even if the Igbo and the Yoruba don’t belong to the same country, the global standard is that people are free to reside in any country once they have valid papers, and they have a right to own property once they can afford it. Currently, Nigerians reside in all parts of the world and own property there without being citizens of those countries. However, there is an option that will balance the skewed equation between the Igbo and the Yoruba and reduce the tension between the two ethnic groups. That option is to have a strategic migration of the Yoruba in droves into Igboland, residing there with their families, transacting business, buying property and participating in the local politics and social activities in Igboland. Currently, many Yoruba seem to be averse to living in other parts of Nigeria outside the Yoruba enclave. Interestingly, they love to live in large numbers in the UK and the US. Even in the choice of university, it is the same story. The PUNCH edition of August 10, 2015 published a news story on page 6 on the result of the post-UTME examination released by the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife. The person with the highest score was Igbo (Onyenachi Nze). Two people tied at third position, and one of them was Igbo (Jude Epunam). If you check the results released by universities which are based in the South-East, Yoruba names will be few and far between, not because they don’t want to admit Yoruba students, but because they rarely apply to South-East universities or even those in the South- South. In my class of about 70 students at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, we had only one Yoruba student. Once the Yoruba take a decision to “invade” the South-East in large numbers, the relationship between them and the Igbo will improve greatly. They will stop feeling short-changed by the Igbo. While an Emeka is buying a house in Okota, an Ayodele should be buying a house beside Emeka’s ancestral home in Amawbia. While a Dozie is calling himself Eze-Igbo of Ojo, a Dayo is calling himself Oba Yoruba of Ngwaland. That was why I was very happy when Ekiti State mooted the idea of sending some Ekiti youths to Onitsha and Aba to acquire trading skills and craftsmanship. We Nigerians love to see the bad sides of each ethnic group rather than the good sides. Each ethnic group has some great qualities that anybody who is not enslaved by tribal supremacy and hate can copy and put to good use. My 21-year sojourn in Yorubaland has added some value to me. In all parts of the world, settlers always have an edge to succeed more than the indigenes. Why? Settlers come with different perspectives. They naturally think outside the box. They see things differently and therefore spot opportunities that indigenes can’t spot. They have more drive to succeed. While sons of the soil live in their own houses and pay no rent, and have access to farmlands where they can get food for free, etc, which make them complacent and conceited, settlers know they have to succeed or die of hunger or get booted out by their landlords. They are also not bogged down by their culture or positions. A prince in a foreign land will pocket his title and do even menial jobs to succeed, but he can’t do the same in his own land. While growing up in Nnewi in the South-East in the late 70s and early 80s, I saw hired farm workers from Enugu and Ebonyi send their Nnewi counterparts out of business. They came in with hoes whose blades were three times the size of the hoes used by Nnewi farmers. So, they worked faster. And unlike the Nnewi hired workers for whom you must provide one meal plus wine per day until they finished working for you, the Enugu/ Ebonyi workers demanded no such thing. They got the job done fast, get paid, and move on to another job. Soon, nobody was hiring the Nnewi workers, and they fizzled out. Ghanaian tailors, barbers, cobblers, etc, did the same thing to their Nnewi counterparts when they came into the town in the late 70s and early 80s. The bottom line is that people who want to pay for goods and services want new, better, faster and more cost-effective ways of offering them. They don’t care about your race or religion or nationality. That is why settlers have an edge over indigenes. So for the Yoruba involved in house construction, architecture, roofing, tiling, wiring, plumbing, auto mechanics, panel-beating/car-painting, house- painting, fashion designing, herbal medicine, hairdressing, nail-fixing, upholstery, restaurants/ bars, etc, it may be time to seek a new territory. Igboland needs your fresh perspectives and artistry. In China, Chinese food would seem ordinary, but in Africa, Europe or America, it is exotic. The same thing goes for something as ordinary as roast plantain (boli) or specially prepared goat meat called asun. Because these are Yoruba meals, if prepared in the South-East by a Yoruba person, they are seen as exotic delicacies. When there is an influx of Yoruba into Igboland, it will create more competition there. Variety will be added to the lifestyle in Igbo land. A win-win situation will be created. The Igbo will no longer feel that they are being foolish by investing in Yoruba land without the Yoruba reciprocating. Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe with Dim Emeka Odumegwu- Ojukwu and Chief Obafemi Awolowo could not unite the Igbo and Yoruba. On the contrary, they created a deeper gulf between the two ethnic groups. The absence of regional governments has created an absence of central figures in Yorubaland and Igboland that can champion an honest and enduring Igbo-Yoruba relationship. A real handshake across the Niger is therefore essential now more than ever before.

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1. They would have asked 4
directions instead
of following the star.
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2. They would have presented
gifts such as
pampers, feeding bottle,
napkins and so on.
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3. After leaving one would have
told the other
''did u see Mary's shoes, they
didn't match her dress''.
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4. One would av also said ''I
heard Joseph is
not working, how can they
survive?''.
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5. Another would av also said
''the baby
doesn't even resemble Joseph,
was
she really a virgin?''.
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6. One would have replied ''Virgin
indeed, I
knew Mary during SECONDARY
SCHOOL. . .
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Chai!.......Gal s and amebo eh..

AMONG the different ethnic groups in Nigeria, the
Igbo are without a doubt, one of the most
remarkable. So remarkable, indeed, that some have
even traced their ancestry to biblical Israel, as the
far-flung descendants of Jacob, the Jewish
patriarch. Gad, Jacob’s seventh son, is said to have
had three sons who settled in South-eastern
Nigeria.
These sons; Eri, Arodi and Areli, are believed to
have fathered clans in Igbo-land and to have
founded such Igbo towns as Aguleri, Arochukwu,
Owerri and Umuleri.
Igbo genius
Even the bitterest adversaries of the Igbo cannot
but admit that, as a people, they are very
resourceful and ingenious. Indeed, this has often
been the cause of their envy and dislike by others.
However, more enlightened non-Igbo Nigerians see
this as a cause for celebration. While today, the
centre-point of Nigeria’s manufacturing is situated
in the Lagos/Ogun axis, there is no doubt that the
real locomotive of Nigeria’s indigenous
industrialization lies farther afield in Aba and in the
mushrooming cottage-industries of the Igbo
heartland.
Igbo-menIn one of the paradoxes of Nigerian
history, the terrible civil war provoked homespun
industrialization in the South-East. Military blockade
left the Igbo with little alternative than to be
inventive in a hurry. While Nigeria as a nation failed
woefully to harness this profitably after the war, it
has nevertheless ensured that the Igbo are at the
forefront of Nigeria’s economic development today.
Indeed, the way we disregard “made in Aba” today
is the same way we disregarded “made in Japan”
yesterday. For those of us who believe against the
odds that Nigeria is the China of tomorrow, we
equally recognize that the ingenuity of the Igbo is an
indelible part of the actualization of that manifest
destiny.
Hall of fame
The Igbo have been a great credit to Nigeria. They
have given us a great number of our favourite sons,
including international statesman Nnamdi Azikiwe;
military leader Odumegwu Ojukwu; regional leader
Michael Okpara; vice-president Alex Ekwueme;
mathematical genius Chike Obi; literary icon Chinua
Achebe; world-class economist Pius Okigbo; world
boxing champion Dick Tiger; international
statesman Emeka Anyaoku; and world-class artist
Ben Enwonwu. Permit me to include in this
illustrious list even some of my very good Igbo
friends: Pat Utomi, Ojo Madueke, Olisa Agbakoba,
Joy Ogwu, and Stanley Macebuh.
Let us get one thing straight: Nigeria would be a
much poorer country without the Igbo. Indeed,
Nigeria would not be Nigeria without them. Can you
imagine the Super Eagles without the Igbo? Not
likely! Who can forget Nwankwo Kanu, Jay Kay
Okocha and our very own Emmanuel Amuneke?
Can you imagine Nollywood without the Igbo?
Impossible! Just think of Stella Damascus-Aboder
in; Rita Dominic and Mike Ezuruonye. And then there
are the diaspora Igbo who many are unaware are of
Igbo descent, including concert singer and actor
Paul Robeson; Oscar award-winner Forest
Whitaker; mega-pastor T.D. Jakes; Olympic
champion Christine Ohuruogu; and BAFTA actor
award-winner Chiwetel Ejiofor.
You may well wonder why I have found it necessary
to present this small litany of Igbo who-is-who. I
think it is important to emphasise how the Igbo have
been very vital to the Nigerian project. They have
more than represented Nigeria creditably in virtually
all walks of life. This makes it all the more absurd
that this same people have been consistently
denied the position of executive president of the
country in all but six months of Nigeria’s 54 year
history.
Civil-war legacy
Of course, a major reason for this was the
1967-1970 civil-war which had the Igbo on the
losing side. But that was over 40 years ago. If there
is really to be “no victor, no vanquished” in anything
more than mere rhetoric, then the rehabilitation of
the Igbo back into post civil-war Nigeria will not be
complete until an Igbo man finally becomes
president of the country.
That imperative should be of interest to every
Nigerian nationalist, committed to the creation of
one Nigeria where everyone has a deep sense of
belonging. The problem, however, is that the Igbo
themselves seem to be their own worst enemies in
this regard. They appear to be doing their very best
to ensure that this inevitable eventuality continues
to be denied and delayed.
The Igbo need to forgive Nigerians. No one who
lived through the horrors that precipitated the
secession of Biafra and led to the civil-war cannot
but admit that the Igbo were abused and maltreated
in one of the worst pogroms ever. It was not just
that they were senselessly massacred in their own
country; it was that they were butchered.
I remember vividly gory pictures of scores and
scores of the Igbo with hands chopped up and with
legs amputated. And then there were the ravages of
the three-year civil-war itself, resulting in the death
of millions of Igbo; many through starvation and
attrition.
The end of the war brought no respite, as the Igbo
were pauperized by fiscal decrees that wiped out
their savings and their properties were blatantly
sequestered by opportunists. All this is more than
enough to destroy the spirit of any group of people.
But God has been on the side of the Igbo.
It is a testament to their resilience that, in spite of
this terrible affliction, they have survived, bounced
back and have even triumphed in Nigeria. Forty
years have now gone by. The Igbo may never forget
what happened to them and, indeed, should never
forget. But it is past time for them to forgive.
We are sorry
This is one voice in the Nigerian wilderness saying
to the Igbo from the depth of his heart: we are
sorry. We are sorry for the way we mistreated you.
We are sorry for the way we abused you. We are
sorry for starving your children to death. We are
sorry for killing your loved ones. We are sorry for
stealing your properties.
We are sorry for making you feel unwanted in your
own country. Please forgive us. It is time to forgive
us. It is way past time for the Igbo to forgive
Nigerians. We beg you in the name of God.
There was a civil war in the United States, but the
defeated South rose from the ashes. Five of the last
nine presidents of the United States have been from
the South, including Jimmy Carter from Georgia,
George Bush from Texas and Bill Clinton from
Arkansas. The time is overdue for an Igbo president
of Nigeria, but it is not going to happen as long as
the Igbo continue to hold a grudge against Nigeria
and Nigerians.
There is no question about it: the Igbos cannot elect
a president of Nigeria on their own. To do so, they
have to join forces with others. They have to form
alliances with people from other parts of Nigeria.
That is not going to happen as long as the Igbo
continue to bear a grudge against practically
everybody else.
The Igbo have a gripe against virtually all the people
they need. They have this tendency to antagonise
their possible alliance partners. They keep dredging
up the past, refusing to let sleeping dogs lie. Until
they drop these gripes, they are not likely to realise
their dreams.
Demonising Yorubas
For example, the Igbo have this tendency to
demonise the Yorubas. It is alarming when reading
the Vanguard blogs today to see the animosity often
expressed between Igbo and Yoruba contributors.
The hatred is most unhealthy. Insults are traded
with abandon. What is the point of this? For how
long will the Igbo demand emotional retribution from
every Yoruba for the betrayal of Awolowo? Most of
the contributors were not even born when the civil-
war took place more than a generation ago.
There is now even transferred aggression against
Babatunde Fashola, who made the blunder of
repatriating some destitute Igbo from Lagos back to
their home-states. The man has apologised for the
infraction. He should be forgiven. Blunders are not
the exclusive preserve of the non-Igbo. The Igbo
have made more than a few themselves and will
yet make others.
Paradoxically, the redemption of the Igbos to
prominent national office moved apace under
President Obasanjo; a Yoruba man. Recognising that
Igbos are some of the most seasoned, competent
and experienced public-servants, Obasanjo relied
heavily on their expertise.
Thanks to him, we got Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala at
Finance, Charles Soludo at Central Bank, Obiageli
Ezekwesili at Education, Ndidi Okereke at the Stock
Exchange, and Dora Akunyili at NAFDAC. Indeed,
Igbo statesmen came into more prominence under
Obasanjo than did Yoruba statesmen. But for some
strange reason, this does not seem to have
succeeded in assuaging the ill-feeling of the Igbos
toward the Yorubas.
Bad politicians
Within the framework of Nigerian politics, the Igbo
also have a fundamental problem. Out of the three
major ethnic groups in Nigeria, the Igbo have by far
the worst politicians. They have no recognizable
leaders, and have no discernible strategy as to how
to negotiate power at the centre. As a result, the
Igbo have tended to be short-changed at the federal
level. Traditionally, the inconsequential ministries,
such as the Ministry of Information, have been
zoned to them.
The Igbo need to work out a plan that will take them
to Aso Rock. First, they need to choose and groom a
de-tribalised leader of the Azikiwe mould who can
be sold to non-Igbos. Then, they need to give him
undiluted support. At the moment the internal
politics of the Igbo militates against this. The Igbo
seem to hate themselves as much as they hate
others. They seem to fight themselves with as
much venom as they fight others. Every potential
Igbo leader seems to have more enemies within
than without. This must not be allowed to continue.
The Igbo need to help themselves in order that their
friends can help them. In this centenary of Nigeria’s
amalgamation, as we embark on the arduous
process of crafting our future through a National
Conference, we salute the Igbo for their fortitude
and implore them to stake their claim in Nigeria.
Nigeria cannot survive without the Igbo.

Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD

Which of these did u experience during ur nursery,
primary and sec sch...
1. Teacher eating ur food/snacks and give u inferior
one.
2. Partial class prefect who doesn't punish his/her
friends.
3. Peeling egwusi for teacher.
4. Working on teachers farms.
5. Sweeping staff rooms.
6. Jumping of fence.
7. Stealing from school farm/garden.
8. Stealing note and tear off the name so that the
owner won't recognize it.
9. Going home with chalk .
10. Bringing grinded charcoal to dark the board .
11. Tying leaves and pee on it believing it will make
teacher forget to flog u.
12. Beating a teacher's son/daughter phobia.
13. Going to teacher's house to work (farm).
14. Giving excuse with injection when teacher want
to flog ur buttocks.
15. Wearing jean short/khaki to school in case of
flogging.
16. Beating girls.
17. Seating in between girls phobia to avoid being
tagged "woman wrapper".
18. Playing ball near prohibited mango tree and be
using the ball to pluck mango indirectly.
19. Fighting on Fridays.
20. I'll use you to close school to close school
adage.
21. Wearing dirty uniform on Fridays.
Feel free to add yours

Kinsman of ex-President Goodluck Jonathan and
leader of All Progressives Congress, Bayelsa State,
Mr. Godwin Sidi, has revealed that Jonathan
conceded defeat to President Muhammadu Buhari to
cover up his atrocities in office.
Sidi, who was the Interim Secretary of the defunct
New PDP, berated those commending Jonathan for
conceding, saying the former President had no
other choice but to do so.
Sidi, who spoke at a news conference in Yenagoa
on Friday, also called on the Federal Government
and the National Assembly to commence the probe
of Jonathan over the whereabouts of the Chibok
girls.
“Jonathan’s conceding defeat is a ploy to cover up
political atrocities he committed while in office,” he
stated.
He accused the former President of taking the
possession of property seized from a former
Governor of Bayelsa State, Chief Diepreye
Alamieseigha.
Alamieseigha was impeached in 2005 by the state
House of Assembly and later convicted for money
laundering, paving way for Jonathan to become the
governor of the state.
His property, home and abroad, was confiscated
and returned to the state by the Economic and
Financial Crimes Commission.
While as a President, Jonathan, who always refers
to Alamieseigha as his benefactor, granted state
pardon in controversial circumstances to his former
boss.
But Godwin revealed that some of the property
seized from the former governor were in the
possession of the former President.
He claimed that Jonathan took possession of one of
the seized buildings of Alamieseigha at Maitama,
Abuja, and later handed it over to his political
associate and friend, who is a monarch in Bayelsa.
He also accused Jonathan of confiscating a 5-
series bulletproof BMW car bought as a birthday gift
for Alamieseigha by a friend.
Godwin, therefore, gave the former President 72
hours to return Alamieseigha’s property in his
possession or face a lawsuit.
He further asked the National Assembly to compel
Jonathan to give account of the whereabouts of the
Chibok girls since he was the Chief Security Officer
of the country when they were taken away by
terrorists.
He said his group had concluded plans to drag the
ex-President to the International Court of Justice
over the Chibok girls.
Sidi, a former South-South Youth leader of the PDP
asked the Code of Conduct Bureau to make
Jonathan’s assets declaration public.
He alleged that the former President glorified in
corruption and allowed graft to cripple the country.
Sidi added, “Jonathan was instrumental to the
removal of Alamieseigha and prior to his removal, I
remembered vividly that a friend of Alamieseigha
bought him 5-series BMW car salon. Jonathan took
that vehicle to Aso Rock.
“The vehicle is still in his possession. I want him to
return that vehicle. Property, the one l know for
now, there are other ones l am trying to investigate,
of DSP in Maitama was given to Jonathan’s
associate.
“I am giving them 72 hours to return the house to
DSP as we prepare our papers to approach the
court. The National Assembly should invite the
President to give account of the Chibok girls
because he was the Chief Security Officer at the
time the girls were kidnapped.
“We are going to file our case at the ICJ over the
Chibok girls. I am calling on the Code of Conduct
Bureau to make Jonathan’s asset declaration
public.”

The RIVERS State Governor, Chief Nyesom Wike,
said on Sunday that he would stay away from the
Government House in Port Harcourt for the next
three months as a result of the vandalisation of the
property in the place by the immediate past
administration.
Wike, who spoke at the post-inauguration
thanksgiving service in Port Harcourt, disclosed
that all the vehicles in the Government House had
been taken away.
The governor disclosed that he noticed that the
bullet proof doors, furniture, cars, crested carpets,
curtains and windows were not left behind by the
former administration.
Wike explained that he was able to observe the
missing items during an inspection of the
Government House after he was sworn in as the
state’s chief executive.
He said, “As I speak with you, everything has been
vandalised. I will not enter the Government House
in the next two or three months. There is no vehicle
in Government House, not even one. Yet the former
governor (Rotimi Amaechi) talks about corruption.”
The governor assured the people that he would not
disappoint them and the Peoples Democratic Party.
In his remark, the Senate President, David Mark,
expressed optimism that the PDP would return to
power at the federal level in 2019 as Nigerians
would yearn for the party after four years of the APC
regime.
Mark noted that most of the party’s achievements
would be glaring to Nigerians within a short period.
The post inauguration thanksgiving service
reception was attended by Deputy Senate President
Ike Ekweremadu, Speaker of the House of
Representatives, Emeka Ihedioha, Senator Hope
Uzodinma, Senators-elect from the South-South
and South-East, Acting National Chairman of the
PDP, Uche Secondus and members of the National
Working Committee of the PDP.
Meanwhile, the former Chief of Staff, Government
House, Port Harcourt, Chief Tony Okocha, has
described Wike’s claim that the facility was
vandalised by the Amaechi administration as false.
Okocha maintained that the property in the
Government House were intact before the
immediate past administration left.

road block 5 live at okpara square... davido, phyno, flavour, timaya, patoranking etc live here

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she
never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and
she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you,
some could be a good mother to your children but if
you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your
children and your family, please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to
the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our
days, we had farm-lands where they worked every
morning . . . that was our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the
house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a
smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife
be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her
to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and
bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you
asking even when all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in
her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on
her heart and that means you may be in trouble living
with a wounded woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a
bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be
single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and
many children because of our large farm-lands and
many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming
anymore, so embrace your woman closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your
mother could be your eateries and restaurants of
nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did
there was to embrace each other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start
making more money, instead of spending on those
tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get
it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at
the window of your mother father’s house, to call her
out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her
so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has
changed, there could be something you’ve stopped
doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with
me before I bought that tortoise car outside there,
any woman that won’t endure with you in your little
beginning should not enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman,
there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she
ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call
feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right
with you in the house, divide all the bills into two
equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying
the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took
more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife
a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that
our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school
because I was foolish like many to think a female
child won’t extend my family name, please don’t
make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see
nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary
tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up the
cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she
was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her
because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to
tell you that I never for once beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more of
natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had
minor painting of their appellation mostly on their
arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t
forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body
like your women of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in
what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues
without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first
sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her
dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your
mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having
children to take care of you too.
23. My son, pray with your family, there is a
tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows
everything, everyday.

I Miss those days wen we went to school, lined
up & the headmistress & teachers inspect our
nails & uniform & den we match to our
classrooms,U Remember na??• D days of Nasco
Biscuit, okin biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water
tied in nylon we called it "lolly"• D days of Goody-
Goody & pako Biscuit. X_X• D days of ali & simbi,
Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....•
Chei edet self, i remember those days wen one
naira na money,wen groundnut was 5kobo &
choco milo sweet was 5 kobo• days of messing
game,who is in d garden, police and thief• D days
of mama & papa play• days wen we use to build
houses wit sand, play suwe, game box,tinco
tinco,change Uя style, ten ten,skipping, stop! U
remember nau!• those days wen we used to fly
kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint
bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d
steering• those days wen rubber band was stock
exchange• Days wen votron, jimbo, power
rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons•
D days of limca soft drinks& choco milo advert on
black & white tv & sunday rendevous by1:30pm•
when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'•
Those days wen eleganza pen was d best• D
days wen we used to drink water from d tap even
suck out d water if its not coming out•The days
wen NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minits
then national anthem be4 they resume program @
4pm• The days wen basket sandals, moses
sandal,simbi & Bata sandals were d best• Days
wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, Dstv has
come. No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If u r not smiling it means u
were not born in my generation. Which means u
ar d INDOMIE generation lol! Abeg
Remind me some of dose old stuff if u can stil
remember them

We're in Nigeria and evrytin is business...i'll advice u 2 open "food is ready".......i gives cool cash......but if u're a brilliant studnt,i'll advice u 2 use ur brilliance and be making moni in sch.....mercenary tins...just be impersonating 4 ppl in exam hall.....u knw say na illegal business dy give moni pass

it is well

kul

Mine was in 2011,a 2go gal dat always uploads hot pics and frm her pics i branded her hot..i was pushing 4 us 2 see and we agreed 2 see and exchanged contacts...i told my guy dat always accompanys me to women matter and he agreed 2 go wit me as usual....so on d day we agreed 2 see,i called her 2 fix venue and time....so after lecture,we left early so dat i'll see her b4 she sees me. On reachin there,she kept me waitin,i called her and was gingering her on phone she said dat i shuld giv her 20mins. 20mins later,my phone rang nd it was she askin me wot i was wearing dat she is at d gate. I told her 2 look left dat i'm buyin suya infront of d bar(i lied just to see her 1st) on seeing her goin dat direction,i knew it was she.....mehn she has nothin 2 write home about,ugly,dirty and unkept.....she looks like somebody that sells roasted yam and plantain.me and my guy begin laf,i picked phone and called her that i have seen her that she shuld not bother seeing me that i'm going..i texted her sayin "if say i knw say na like dis u dey i for no come....wasted T.fare "

I prefer Agidi jellof;-)

F is mostly used by Omata people

Are u bigger dan Yokozuna?.....u wuld hav put pix