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POLITICS!!!
A little boy goes to his father and asked, ''what is politics?''
Dad said, '' well son let me explain it this way; I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mother, she's the administrator of the money, so we call her the government. We are to take care of you, so we call you the people. The nanny, we 'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we call him the future. Now, think about that and see it makes sense.
The little boy went off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he heard the cry of his baby brother, he got up to check on him. He discovered that the baby had severely soiled his diaper.
So, he went to his parents room and found his mum sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he went to nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeped through the keyhole and saw his dad in bed with the nanny. He gave up and went to bed.
The next morning, he said to his father, ''Dad, I think I now understand the concept of politics. The father gladly said, 'son, tell in your own words what you think politics is all about. The little boy replied; "well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government was sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is indeep shiit!!!

Speaks alot about African(Nigeria) politics

janvier27:
There is a point it gets that removing is inevitable. But I am told you can actually have a permanent replacement. Your dentist will explain all options you have. If you have to remove them, you will adjust and just be fine. Ensure you always brush right and certainly before bed and you are not likely to have to remove any more.

i doubt if it has anything to do with brushing. I often brush twice per day.

flexidentist:
Root canal treatment is an alternative to removing ones tooth so long as the state of the tooth is not so bad. Why not discuss with your dentist and see if you can have the treatment done. Meanwhile, please stop putting all sorts to avoid complications.

thanks

Nawa o. Una just dey view dey go! No contribution? There's God o

Doctors in the house, help a brother o.

For a while now, I 've been battling tooth pain. At first, it was my gum getting swollen. I did go to hospital where the doctor prescribed some drug that indeed subdued the pain and eventully, my gum was normal.

After two months, it re-surfaced, now with greater pain and to worsen the case, it's now in two sides(both premolar). I went back to the doctor, he adviced that i do away with both teeth.

This is one thing i never wanted to hear, because my two siblings have removed their teeth in the last 10 months for same reason. Base on advice from people, i 've even used hot dry gin on it but to no avail, instead the hotness w'ld peel my gum.

People nairalanders, help your brother, am in so much pain. Must i remove my teeth? What if after removing them, others develop same issue? Is that how am to loose all my teeth. I no someone out there has suffered same issue and didn't go about removing the tooth. Pleas share your experience..

Thanks in advance!

MaziOmenuko:
Ee come be like say everything for this country dey harsh, mosquitoes come harsh pass. No insecticide dey kill them again, abi dem don mutate come develope resistance for insecticide. I don spray tire, pour snipper sotey na me the snipper wan come kill. To breathe na wahala, still mosquitoes dey bite, sulk and even chew.

The other day I no sabi as rat take run enter my kitchen. I no even border myself to look for am. I just secure my certificate them because I know say if hunger finish with am for that my kitchen, the next thing him go do na to dey find my certificate. This morning, na so I see the rat lie down for my kitchen. I been think say him don die until I notice say him dey breath small small and dey blink him eyes. I just use broom sweep the thing comot.

The huzzling is real!

This is the real madmao!

Here is the photo of Dj mixer box made in Nigeria. It was purely customised for a coca cola dj...

It's very strong, looking good and still cheaper, compared to those made in china.

Contact; 08105202436

multikolour:
GEJ I really miss your style of leadership, God bless you sir.

i swear, none of you nairalanders fit kill me. It's impossible!
Kai, see laughter

Akpurum ara n'onu, chi efuo! [day don break with breast in my mouth]

oke okpa ekpuo n'akwa[a cock incubating the egg]

uwa kpuru ekpu, ka ina achokwa ikpu ozo.[just like adding salt to an injury]

egbe turu mbe...[the hawk that carried tortoise, of what use is it]

ikpu nwanyi ajado agba uka[never mind]

kinginvalhala4:
I concur!

Mine is now alhaji borno adamawa

lol.
I think alhaji daura kano sounds best.

Empredboy:
tell us what u know about the Nigerian league. To accuse naija league u most know things about the league just as you know about ur "glorified 'premier league. If you can name 10 nigeria league coaches this season, 10 stadia use this season, 20 players in the league then you are fit to insult the league but if you can't just SHUT UP and play with your toys.

wicked boy. Later una go dey criticize herdsmen, when you are no different either.

Just take look at how you brutally murdered someone's child.
Jungle justice of highest order.

Will this day ever come?

[quote author= post=45424501]IN MY DREAM I SEE HOPE
I have never despaired, I never give up and with my belief my heart is burdened, whenever I close my eyes I see a lot is being done yet a lot needs to be done, I sleep with the vision in my heart and they transit into dreams, I see a people longing for good and in that dream I see hope,
I see a Nation built so strong, that everyone wishes they were here, I feel the flourishing flora and fauna, I see the land so green and the people so happy, I see cohesion, I see collaboration, I see the Hausa man shaking and smiling with the Igbo man, I see the Yoruba man's talking drum sounding very loud at the wedding ceremony of Mallam Audu in sokoto.
I see and hear the Ngalogu dancers stepping out to the stage in Ibadan, I hear the Kalangu beats deep in the interior of Mbaise, Mbano, Isikwato and the historic town of Awka.
I see hope in my dream, that the man who aimed his guns at the other man for no reason except difference in tongue saying SORRY! I see in my dream that man, who raised his machete on the other fellow REGRETTING! I see the man who once said Nigeria will break planting the green white green flag at his door step.
I see the Nigerian dream coming into fruition, I see Innoson motors making airplanes, I see sharada industrial layout firing from all arsenal, I see Agbara layout producing everything, I see Ebe-ano brand selling on the streets of Paris, London and New York.
These are what I see every time in close my eyes for a Nap, from arable lands of my darling Niger, I see hydro power dams, I see hope that we will be great again, in unity and faith.
I see all of us Nigerians living happily.
All these I pray for . Ameen[/quote]https://mobile.facebook.com/1482477695371477/photos/a.1620099538275958.1073741829.1482477695371477/1739355923016985/?type=3&refid=28&_ft_=qid.6282257692889889489%3Amf_story_key.-8470368473753384817%3Aei.AI%409d041b00783753d72372eb54f36efd2c

ollah1:
Correct me if I'm wrong but i think wizzy met r2bees in the industry.

and what you implying

SweetBoyFriend:
Aunty stinky P won't write this on her blog site.
She will only write eviction notice.

I see why no man wan marry a mentally unstable goat

will you ever grow up in this life of yours?

SMH

Dorothy
Hope is not same lady that i read earlier, about how she has been straffing a friend to her hubby.

PassingShot:
Wailing Mourner, you still have seven years of mourning to do.

@ topic, no problems. The end will justify the means.

Governance is not a sprint but marathon.

Price of crude oil which is the main source of Nigeria's income dropped to it's lowest price in more than a decade.

Billions of dollars stollen by IB and his cohorts.

Reserves and SWF depleted by the same Ineffectual Clown from Otuoke.

PMB is on a mission to restructure Nigeria and it will take some time because it's easy to destroy than to build.

If not for PMB, what Greece is passing through would have been a child's play should the thieving cabals of GEJ and co still be in charge.

is it that 'you' guys don't have an atom of shame or what
Smh

VivianUdeogu:
We Igbos should stop shouting and boasting on the internet. We should get real and find a solution to these Fulani people that are killing we Igbos like rats. We Igbos are really sauffering. I even learnt that the Fulani's have redecorated our biafran flag

the abeokuta girl no well.

Stanleywaxy:
I bet you haven't seen Marcelo

i swear i w'ld choose that Bale over Ronaldo. His statue and look when he makes a move, can turn on my old woman

Every of the madrid players must be good at clearing and forwarding.

I just love their players, bale precisely. He belongs to the cat family.

tayebest:
poisoning water can save from the herdsmen attack?? co'mon use your brain jare.... Thats not the solution...


Btw, ask Anambra people what they are doing to keep her citizens save!

what 're you insinuating actually'

grow up kid, what is anambra doing to save his people?

Why act silly when you can be reasonable?

just two comments, and it's alread on front page

osanobue

Ezenwammadu:
And fizznation said there was no Fulani herdsmen in the entire east


What a lying fuckard

that guy is just something else. I suspect lie muhammed to be his father.

fiizznation:
The entire Fulani herdsmen attacking a community for no just reason doesn't make an iota of sense. Furthermore, I was able to identify the major grazing fields for the Fulani cattle in Nigeria. And the southeast is not on that list, meaning Fulani herdsmen rarely take their cows to the eastern part of this country. Borno state is the number one grazing destination for Fulani herdsmen. So I challenge anybody from Enugu or southeastern Nigeria to just show me one picture of Fulani herdsmen grazing in their lands.

guy/gul, don't just jump into conclusion without taking a thorough løok into the matter. I grew up in enugu, and fulani men till today are scattered in every of the bush down there. Even while entering the city, you see then along the road, starting from 9th mile-enugu ngwo. Go to nike side, same thing. Also, from nsukka down to enugu-ezike, from there to igala. These herdsmen are all over there.

They move in the middle of the night, and occassionally during the day. Any time they passed, was a very sad story for the communities, as the cattle w'ld eat anything eatable in your farm.

luvablesam:
Guess people cant still figure it out...the chic's name is 'Katherine' and Tbillz thinks she is Edible... 'Edible Catering'

my email is down, couldn't accest ur post.

You are in best position to answer yourself.

Guidline; what's behind your glance at her?
'cos if you don't look, you can't be looked at.

dunkem21:
Nwanne, okwu gi kwu oto ka amu

amu kwa O bu n'imaghi n'ihe ahu anaghi amasi m nke ukwuu.

Nsogbu adighi, imara na odikwa oku ka ara nwa agbogho n'eke eke.

DIKEnaWAR:
Ogoli anugo di abuo, were mara nke ka nma.

phyno, imakwa na nwata ñuru ara nne ya

amiskurie:
Teebillz just realized his baby head looks more like donjazzy's head...he's now crying on IG

wickedness of highest order!
You are terror in disguise.

IndianBwoy:
I think he must. Population of the world is skyrocketing. No food to eat.

that's the indian spirit speaking, inspired by indian-hemp.

omenka:
He took it to satisfy my likes?? I think he must be more useless a president than I thought then. Or wait a minute, is that what he told you?

Agatu has become my hometown.

Don't you just wish to be as stewpid as some of these iPod apologists.

Agatu is the ONLY place in Benue- iPod Yoots.

Kiddo, na me pity you pass.

Bye.

i dey shame, i dey shame, you are whallowing in pains, dieing in silent.

In ur master's voice, kwontfinu!