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@ KONJIKILLER here is wat u shud do
Wait till after her bday. Buy her sometin regular don't waste too much money on any girl it won't make her luv u any beta.
1. After her bday, give her some real space. No texting, no calling, no showing up around her ... For some1 uve been talking to for a while. now she wud definitely miss u nd wonder wat happened. Even if she calls, go monosyllabic and claim to b buzy with sometin. Try dis for a week. This will give her d tym to miss u nd really tink abt ur r/ship wit her even if she doesn't lik u.
2. After week chat her up and act cool as usual, if she acts lik she didn't notice ur 1 week brk den she doesn't lik u at all or uve been deeply frndzoned so forget her sharp sharp. But if she noticed nd begins to ask wat happened den dat means dat she likes u and u stand a lil chance so move on to step 3
3. During d chat/call tell her uve missed her nd dat u want to see her. When u see her don't ask her anytin abt r/shps let ur body lang do d asking. For instance give her a hug, hold her hand, give her a peck, hold her really close... Buttomline upgrade urself to d bf level without her permission if she has an issue with d new development she shud complain. By d end of d evening get her to a lonely place nd kiss her...pls don't ask her b4 doing it JUST DO IT. Den go home no matter how it ended.
4. Her reactions will tell u if uve successfully moved urself out of d frndzone or not. Then from dia take it one step at a tym.
P.s its a lil old fashioned to do d will u b my gf tin. The first kiss nd d permission to kiss her again later pretty much summarizes d whole process.

Pls lala stop taking MMM affiliated posts to fp its irritating ...
I might have to puke next tym.

teebillz:
You are beautiful and lovely.

Thank you

danbrowndmf:
come let us start our own love affair now cus money go soon come.

How soon?
No tym abeg

abnsugbe:
No nigeria woman will ever try such..Later they will come and start begging u after fucking even ur best frnd when u are broke.
Forget woman,forget pussy,go after money..Nigeria woman are the most useless being on earth...No woman is wort loving..
Make money and useless them!!!

Ok....
They haters are finally here

Stupedinluv:
wow and she had to bleach

Nah I don't think so...

freecocoa:
Abeg most nigerian men aren't loyal, stay with them through the hustle and when the money comes, they remember how your bweast don sag or how you talk back at them. The ones that will manage to stay, will give 50 women belle outside, yeye men.

Kudos to the few amazing men like sarkodie out there, fine woman he got, may they grow old gracefully together.

That's the problem... Most will remember dat she ain't fine enuff for d media, her butt is flat and she ain't classy enough for him.

justscorchone:
I'm not bad looking even through this struggle,I just dey count the days till when I go blow,I go show all this girls when use me play shege. Love be what?

Lol... I hope u get ur chance tho

qhilo:
She is the last of her kind...nowadays girls only go after the money not the ambition no more,how sad.

U can't be so sure....
U haven't met me yet.

obowunmi:
Would he have supported her if the roles were reversed?

Of course... Y won't he?

Haute:
What if we were never broke?

Ya right ... Even Obama was broke once
Brokeness is relative for instance no matter how big u are now u re broke compared to Don Jazzy, P square nd odas....
No offence

God blessed his hustle

Cute couple

This one





My first fp...
I dedicate this one to all loyal black sisters... May ur man never liv u for a white sisi with fake boobs *cheers*

Guys pls stay with the lady u were broke with!!!

walemoney007:
The guy(groom) go don fvck her(groom-lady) before

Is dis all u have to say....

I'm guilty of No4
Do u know dat by going thru a persons gallery u can know d kind of person he/she is, where he/she has been, likes nd addictions...
When I'm on a first date I'd rather go thru d guy's gallery dan listen to d long story he has to tell... #DontJudge

Anyone watching How to get away with murder?

I'm addicted to my thoughts.... I'm always thinking of something: real, imaginary, science fictions, future, present, planning etc...
#Alwaysbusywithmythoughts

Pls can i skip Nysc for Msc?

Happy married life

hoover420:
How do you want it sweetie?
don't look further... how do you want it?

is it the doggy style? oh! I love it, it brings out the animalistic instinct in me
is it the belly flop type? jeez! with this, I'll be able to hit the center of gravity harder, you'll think god has forsaken us!

is it the reverse cow girl style? shet! the way I will dig you ehn, you'll think am looking for crude oil!
or is it the spook style? with this I'll be able to stimulate your clit you'll think Jesus was a yoruba man
and if you are the chubby type, I'll prefer the lazy man style, damn! a trial will convince you sweetie!
look no further!

God save me o!!!
I was just looking for guys to help me nd carry block o biko kwa...

Chai... Dis guy is guilty of everytin here o
*drags boo boo by d ear* oya bros come nd read dis..

I missed dis... *sobs*

Mrnairalandd:
It's wrong

Trust me on this, your cousin is about to get himself into a family trap and he ll live to regret the decision of marrying that lady. You know why, that question alone reveal how that mother-in-law is and of course her relationship with her daughter.

If she is bold enough to ask your cousin that question, you can now imagine what his life ll look like after marriage.

The dude should be on the run by now...

That's not true. They shouldn't have asked him dat kind of questn but dat only proves one tin... Dey don't see ur cousin as some1 who can take care of their daughter probably because he looks too young or sometin lik dat

KingShayDee:
my first front page comment, have being a ghost reader for more than 6yrs but i decided to stop God bless yall

U too

Dis MMM thing is getting boring... *Yawns*
Searching for d cute n annoying nairaland guys... I have a job for dem

Am I supposed to read all of that?
Somebody pls summarize d gist above
....

[quote author=enuk80 post=52749376]she is a dunce..NA village girl..[/quote
U are so mean!!!

Mufasa27:
If that short tin catch you for corner, you go piss for pant oo

Lol

This is serious o
What does he expect her to do with him... He is useless nah.

All I see is makeup