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Ya right just because all u can see is her breast

schumastic:
nice analysis there n how did you come up with all that

My dear I'm from Aboh Mbaise. During my sister's wedding my family esp my dad saw hell. He felt So embarrassed in front of our inlaws just becoz d umunna's couldn't comport themselves. they felt like since my dad is well to do his daughter shud be marrying a very rich man coupled with d fact dat my dad is Not an umunna kindof person even my mother is Not in d umunwanyi. those ppl tire me sha

Let me advice u on d best way to Go abt this.
First, d elders (umunna) and the women (umunwanyi) are ur worst enemies. They don't even like d fact dat u are getting married to dat girl Cox those they'd rather u come nd marry their own daughters. So don't even think of compromising their list esp if ur father in-law is Not one of them/ based in d village.
In order to avoid dem properly don't buy What they have written down just ask them d cash equivalent of their list dis gives u a negotiation edge. If u make d mistake of buying d things on d list and u forget a pin dey will Go as far as ruining ur wedding
Second, pay d dowry and do all negotiations a day b4 d wedding. this will help u save ur self d shame of being embarrassed b4 ur guest.
Third, the things of list for ur mother nd father in-law must Not b bought completely just buy d important one's.
finally, The umunna will treat u based on How u present urself. if u Go and start acting like a rich man dey will deal with u.
I am talking from experience

WalkerMichael:
That awkward moment when after rushing to book space, you
suddenly realize you don't have any meaningful thing to say.
Anyway let me use this opportunity to beg you guys for likes. I
know this is childish and that I have grown past this. I won't lie
that today is my birthday- just like others do. It's just that i have
this irresistible urge and would like to know that people still care
about other peoples feelings. May whatever you worship bless
and protect you and your family as you like this post. Thanks and
God bless you and your family.
Once more, don't say im distubing you. Please click like. Thanks
once again. Please I'm on my knees begging, it won't cost you
anything just to click on that like. Pulease.

WTF

IamLEGEND1:
[b] Trust me,you aren't alone in your struggle.
Air-headedness & docility is the norm when it comes to naija babes,anything else is the exception to the rule.
I gotta admit,I really envy your tenacity & willpower. if I dated a girl like yours,I would have shot my myself (twice,preferably) in the head a long time ago.

I obtained some random girl's number a while ago and we got to talking. I absentmindedly asked her opinion on the Arab spring and she kept saying 'Eh?',pretending not to have heard what I said.......I decided to spell it out for her in plain terms and the best reply she could muster was 'They should just negotiate with the terrorists na'.

I nearly screamed into the phone but ultimately kept my cool. I told that ìdiot to lose my number,PRONTO.
A brother needs a girl who can have blood flowing in the two most important directions- Towards his brain & towards His dìck.

Unto you I say,brotherly: dump this intellectual liability and find yourself someone who can stimulate you sexüally and intellectually. [/b]

Lol... That's So wicked

mayorchelsea:
I love this thread,may those who will come and ruin it not enter.Back to the topic,mother-in-laws want a wife they can hold steady conversations with,trying to say the language barrier is a problem.Again,a yoruba mother-in-law wants a daughter-in-law that goes on her both knees to greet her not one that could potentially offer her a handshake or refuse to go down while greeting her.The dumbest reason I've heard is,"If you guys have issues,she could take the kids to her people, how do we find her then? "

wait o is d girl getting married to d man or his mother Which one is kneel down while greeting hmmm.
I think d Major problem with igbo /Yoruba Marriage is d fact dat igbo girls ain't trained to be dat submissive as d Yoruba custom demands. Most igbo girls are looking for life partners Not a lord/master. sincerely if I'm married to a Yoruba man nd I'd b required to be kneeling and lying down before every elderly woman I meet den every Christmas I will simply fake one sickness dat will make him liv me behind while traveling.

Dainikel:
@op I really don't think Yoruba mums prevent their sons from marrying Igbo women otherwise we wouldn't be having a high percentage of the duo getting married...I think Igbo mums does the prevention better.

Igbo mums don't prevent their sons at all. My brothers married from different tribes Yoruba, kogi, delta...It's really Not d mothers business whom dia son chooses to marry as dey believe she is an addition to d family nd she'd b treated very well but on d oda hand they don't like dia daughters going too far if possible they'd prefer she marries from her village.

thanks Dis is nice

Seun:
I gave up on just assuming that the religion my parents raised me to believe in is true. I decided to withhold belief until I got strong evidence.

I knew it Seun, u are Not even a serious atheist u are just a confused Christian and u Just let out ur confusion on oda Christians hu seem to be more focused dan u. It is Not ur fault sha I blame d absurd doctrines most Nigerian churches have. As for me I let myself loose from d shackles of religion and embraced my God given freedom a long time ago. I Go to church to receive strength and encouragement to face my week although I'm aware many believers pretend in church but hu cares... it's dia life. I study my Bible So dat No one can deceive me. I chose to believe in God. I pray to him for strength den I handle my issues. I don't blame anyone for my failures. I tried doing tins on my own once and I got So frustrated So now I feel better knowing dat I have someone to talk to who has d best plans for me.
P.S - U can't conclude dat something is absent just becoz u were unable to prove it's presence #GodIsNotDead

hahn:
Luckily for me, I was not born in a religious home although at a certain point in my life I thought, why not? What do I have to lose in believing there is a god up there who cares about me and loves me enough to throw me in hell for eternity if I don't love it back.

Then one day I knelt down and was praying with my wife and then it hit me. I was talking to myself

Then you also have to consider all the ridiculous stories one has to deceive himself to believe. Talking snakes, talking donkeys, the mass genocide by Jehovah via Noah's flood and at Sodom and Gomorrah, the virgin birth of Jesus, flying chariots and all other bullsh*t in the bible and all other religious holy book of lies.

Even Dexter's laboratory made more sense

Mehn ur case is serious

Op u are actually have 2 options It's either u start cheating on ur wife with younger ladies (like most married men I've met )or u try nd make ur marriage work. let me add dat wat u are experiencing is very normal and I'd suggest some ways u can make things better
1. Friday date night
Once every month u can take ur wife out on a date. Kip d kids with a family frnd or neighbor for just a few hrs. This wud help u feel less stressed and at least give ur wife something to look up to.
2. Private holidays
yearly u can take a vacation for a few days leave d kids with a family member. This will help her feel more relaxed nd burn some fat if she is actually looking ***
3. Do something nice for her
Every once in a while give her d "This is ur day treat". u do all her chores including cooking nd cleaning, then take her out later In day.
Bottom line is dat all u are seeing in ur wife now is a response to stress.

No!!! It's his money he can decide whether or Not to tell anyone.
but however he can tell his wife how much he is willing to spend each month. same goes for the wife

One less mouth to feed...
#Recession

The emir is broke so he decided to abduct little girls and sell dem into slavery. He calls it religion, useless man

God forbid!!!

gidjah:
You should now be the 1 to tell her;Good riddance to a bad rubbish'! !!you now laughed last. The lady I was supposed to go to the Altar with did worse brother, I was there for her to write her waec, necco (had to dress like a lady student to enter the hall during the mathematics and English language then),got her through computer school, paid her bills got her nice things (was a sec school teacher then) , but immediately sister got a job with an oil firm in the north she started acting up against me!yours truly became a poor ordinary school teacher! Big big guns started running after her with money she had never seen in her generation. I got to Abuja for a better life and started settling down only to come to the north to propose to her. ....hahahaha...come see gobe!! I became a washing sponge in front of my own once adorable princess, she kicked me out ..iI knelt down in a public Gare market. .she left me there .....fast forward till date after a pretty 7yr old daughter. From a more heart pretty damsel in my life...she is yet to get married .....i weep for her daily because I heavenly loved her ...but she had her own canoe to paddle ......such is life my brother people van be anything. .just tag along and let God be the one to guide you. Once again thank God for you.

Ur own worse sha.
ThankGod for saving u

Again... Really?

I feel sorry for her tho

Having a messy house... Really? Not wen u are living with someone tho

4th Nov

Hello ppl, I came across dis lounge n I'm willing to share. Being an introvert its not something I'm happy about. first, I can't make frnds or keep the ones dat come around me. ppl judge d outside me a lot, they say I'm a snub, rude n dat I feel dat I'm better Dan odas just coz I keep to myself a lot. I envy my extrovert

bestie often coz of d way she make n keep frnds... ppl luv her. most of my frnds, I got from her. Second, d stage fright part is anoda wahala. I have successfully messed up all my part seminars in sch and now I have my project to defend, I pray dat goes well. Finally, most of u sound very comfortable wit urself but I'm not, I really don't lik pushing ppl away. I envy extroverts nd I keep asking how dey put up wit so many frnds. I feel lonely sometimes. Even when I hang out with my extrovert frnds, I don't seem to fit in. I try hard to communicate nd den I giv up... Back to snubby. Its good knowing dat dia are ppl out there lik me nd are very comfortable wit themselves. * hopeful*

nairalandbuzz:
Dieting is cheaper than glutony indeed.

I think he meant, starving is cheaper than gluttony. Nigerian dishes make dieting a very hard and costly task.

captainboris:
I'm 5th Nov but since I can't find my birthday mate, I can assume 4th Nov. What do u think?

Lol... its better than nothing

bqlekan:
So, how are we gon celebrate it.. u based in lag?

Nah... but I'd wanna celebrate it tho

younghartz:
Do you think it will help? U will just spoil d kids more

My dear wen I was lil my mum Neva let me out of her sight. she'd lock me nd my sis in our flat when she's out. I hated it then but now after hearing all this I'm kinda grateful. I'm considering the same for my kids too.

younghartz:
My brother I was also molested when I was 6 And it didn't make me a sex addict I chose not to be a sex addict...
its all abt your decision
Mine was worst than your own

Nah wah o Wetin Naija dey turn into sef. My future kids... Nah chain nd key tinz

dharay99:

aaaah, ds one qidi qan o0, If yhu are serious den yhu need †o see a s†ronq celes†ial pas†or †o help floq ou† dah† demon in yhu...

Always trash talking