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RomanceRe: How Can It Be Done? by Fabulousb36(f): 12:39pm On Sep 30, 2014
MrCork: ^^^ ther u go ..typical dak skin female jus cussin innosent brother for no reason.....is it ms fault u r dak skin?..cant u change color...and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland.

...light skin females wud neva ever behave like this...serrriously!
undecided
I will let u in on a few things
1st, my skin colour is the most beautiful thing about me and I'd never ask for another, if u have a problem with it, u are either a racist or u are blind.
2nd, I dont come to nairaland to look for men coz in my world there are a lot of reasonable men and they are nothing like u. I only come here to relax when I have nothing doing.
Lastly, u are not as innocent as u think, u are just a jobless racist, who does nothing but spread his bitterness around.
P.S: I've been on this site For a longtime and I dont think it wud b fair if I dont tell u how much of a skunk u are, maybe nobody else told u. So skunk try keeping ur bitterness to urself.
RomanceRe: How Can It Be Done? by Fabulousb36(f): 4:10pm On Sep 29, 2014
MrCork: ....bro.. Hello...ok. The technique is to drink raw egg wit milk lemon & sugar to help develop a deeep voice....gerrrit?..all females r attracted to deep voice and this turns them on & make them want u.

...but to be honest,from ma professional opinion, i suspect yor voice sound like angry woman..this is y she not takin u serious....is she light skin?
angry
u can just know dat its this crazy guy from his stupid post. Wats wit u and light skinned ladies anyway? I'm begining to think dat u liv in a very dark hole where every1 is painted charcoal black
RomanceRe: How Can It Be Done? by Fabulousb36(f): 4:05pm On Sep 29, 2014
MrCork: ....bro.. Hello...ok. The technique is to drink raw egg wit milk lemon & sugar to help develop a deeep voice....gerrrit?..all females r attracted to deep voice and this turns them on & make them want u.

...but to be honest,from ma professional opinion, i suspect yor voice sound like angry woman..this is y she not takin u serious....is she light skin?
angry
RomanceRe: Guys, How Do You Spot When That Lady Has Fallen For You ? by Fabulousb36(f): 12:43am On Sep 26, 2014
Mynd44: No girl ever falls for me. I need lectures
ok I've fallen for u, are u happy now?
Wait! are u super rich and handsome
mynd44:........no reply
*stands up from the floor and cleans body* sorry dear I have to go.
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Wants Is Raw ''NO CD'' by Fabulousb36(f): 7:23pm On Jan 07, 2014
[quote author=][color=#000030]You don buy coffin? undecided [/color][/quote]welcome back
RomanceRe: Romance Section Valentine's Day Special [Notification Thread] by Fabulousb36(f): 6:42pm On Jan 06, 2014
martha: I hate Love cry
me too
RomanceRe: 99% Of Nigerian Girls In 21st Century Suffer From Low Self- Esteem. by Fabulousb36(f): 7:54am On Jan 02, 2014
davida222: But am not the researcher!!!
you are not so sure then?
U just posted what u read?
Dat 99% is an overestimation, so next time b4 u post things make sure dat u re at least 70% sure.
RomanceRe: 99% Of Nigerian Girls In 21st Century Suffer From Low Self- Esteem. by Fabulousb36(f): 8:35pm On Jan 01, 2014
How many Nigerian ladies did u meet personally before u made dis conclusion? @ op
Nairaland GeneralRe: «««mikey And Friends Chat Lounge»»» by Fabulousb36(f): 7:57pm On Jan 01, 2014
Happy new yr every1smiley
do ppl still make resolutions?
Dat stuff doesn't work 4 me.......jst sayin undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: «««mikey And Friends Chat Lounge»»» by Fabulousb36(f): 7:56pm On Jan 01, 2014
Happy new yr every1
do ppl still make resolutions?
Dat stuff doesn't work 4 me.......jst sayin
PhonesRe: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by Fabulousb36(f): 9:02am On Jan 01, 2014
@fabulousb36. Follow me then I'd follow back
Forum GamesRe: Guess What The Next Poster Will Be by Fabulousb36(f): 5:10pm On Dec 30, 2013
Yes!!!
The next poster is single
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? Part II by Fabulousb36(f): 5:14pm On Dec 29, 2013
Pls I started using an android fone recently and I subscribed to MTN but d rate of data consumption is jst too much. Pls how do u guys manage ur data usage abeg
RomanceRe: Why Are You Still Single? by Fabulousb36(f): 10:23pm On Dec 28, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Yeah, I really do need a hug sad

*gives him a big hug*
RomanceRe: Why Are You Still Single? by Fabulousb36(f): 9:48pm On Dec 28, 2013
[quote author=deejay_harry1]single cos we broke up yesterday.. single, but not searching... [/quote]u too? abeg nah promo?
RomanceRe: Why Are You Still Single? by Fabulousb36(f): 9:40pm On Dec 28, 2013
Dannylux: If you're busty, I need a hug too.. If otherwise, well.. Abu Mikey is here for you. grin
aint u sweet?
RomanceRe: Why Are You Still Single? by Fabulousb36(f): 9:38pm On Dec 28, 2013
Waitin 4 d guy to take d 1st step but he is damn too slow. I might write an open letter sha coz it seems its workin out.
RomanceRe: Why Are You Still Single? by Fabulousb36(f): 9:19pm On Dec 28, 2013
Abu Mikey:


Single, because we broke up today.

#searching-Mode activated. undecided

awwww guy u need a hug
RomanceRe: Do You Choose Who To Love Or You Just Fall In Love by Fabulousb36(f): 9:08pm On Dec 28, 2013
I cant really say dat I choose whom to luv, coz I knw hw many tyms I've tried to luv som1 who is showerin me wit love nd gifts but it jst didnt work out. I jst try to hang out wit d right set of individuals.
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Those Who Don't Celebrate Christmas; What's Ur Reason? by Fabulousb36(op): 7:23am On Dec 22, 2013
omniwater007: Jesus christ was not born on the 25th of December and besides,why did santa chose to wear red as costume?
SANTA=SATAN

coolJesus christ was not born on the 25th of December and besides,why did santa chose to wear red as costume?
SANTA=SATAN
Santa=Satan
seems u re very good at word puzzle. *SMH*
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Those Who Don't Celebrate Christmas; What's Ur Reason? by Fabulousb36(op): 7:20am On Dec 22, 2013
Brimmie: **in austeenx voice**

Well, my religious doctrine is against Christmas but not the Chicken.
lol... So u eat d chicken but u dont celebrate...... undecided
Christianity EtcA Thread For Those Who Don't Celebrate Christmas; What's Ur Reason? by Fabulousb36(op): 11:00pm On Dec 21, 2013
For me, this is the most beautiful time of the year but I often wonder why some ppl don't celebrate dis time.
So to everyone doesn't celebrate christmas; what is your reason and how do u feel wen u see others celebrating?
LiteratureRe: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by Fabulousb36(f): 11:35pm On Dec 20, 2013
Tonia500: fabulous am stil thinking of mine to write
I'm sure u will come up wit somtin smiley
LiteratureRe: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by Fabulousb36(f): 11:00am On Dec 20, 2013
ministerblessed: Ok! I was in junior secondary sch abt 11yrs or so and der was dis boy dt was liking me and we started exchanging letters(such innocent love) and smetimes I will write my name as Mrs(his surname).so one day a friend of mine and I were talking and she said I sud make sure I duplicate any letter I write 2him incase we av probs,I will av evidence (I wish I didn't listen). One day oooh dt was ow my mum started cleaning my room I don't knw y she went to dt particular place where I kept all d letters both his own and my own. Na so my mama take time read all d letter,u knw ow it is when God catch u I cud nt deny anitin, she started asking me if I want to marry,what do I knw abt love,do I want to bring shame on her,do I want to destroy my life(and oda tins mothers say)of course I was saying no ma!
After dat day I started taking caution wit all dse letters oooh. Chai! Small pikin love.....
Awwwww childhood romance!
Gone are d gud old days of platonic friendship.
LiteratureRe: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by Fabulousb36(f): 1:49pm On Dec 19, 2013
ministerblessed: One day yl my sis r I were playing in d house, we found a notebook where my mum had written a list(baby things)we were shocked,mum was having a baby! We decided 2start planning. My sis and I can plan sha ooooh. We started a meeting dt will take place wen mum and dad were nt around. I was d president,my younger sis was d secretary and d last gal was d member(only member). We all picked date of wen our mum was likely 2gve birth(can u imagine),also we planned dat if its anoda gal we will deal wit her,none of us will carry her and all sorts(small pikin sense) but if its a boy he will be a king!
We also discussed how to deal wit our cousins,neighbour,friends,family members dt offended any one of us. After each meeting we will sign. My youngest sis was abt 3years den so we will hold her hand for her 2sign.
Remembering dis just makes me laff. Dt little gal dt didn't av a signature is now taller than me.choi (short big sister)lol
was it a girl she gave birth to?
LiteratureRe: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by Fabulousb36(f): 7:27pm On Dec 18, 2013
Well, I wanna talk abt 1 of d most painful day of my childhood.
1st I was very slim with a very long and bushy hair dat I so much adored though my mum nd most ppl complained dat it was too big 4 me. I was also a little stubborn, always joining my broda nd boys to play. Each tym my mum wanted me to do sumtin dat I didnt want to do she wud say "if u dont do it I'd cut ur hair", d scary tot of barbing my precious hair would make me do anytin.
One fateful day, I was playin wit frnds nd they poured sand on d hair I jst made nd my mum so hates dat. Wen I got home she was like "Bianca, is dis d hair u made today?......okay". I was kinda surprised coz I already braced up 4 d worst but what I didn't know was dat she had somtin bigger installed 4 me. Dat nyt after thanking God for making mummy not to flog me, I slept peacefully.
While I was sleepin my mum used scissors to cut one side of my hair. I no jst understand d kain slip I slip dat day coz I no even wake up. As I raised my head d next morning, my hair fell off. I couldnt beliv it, I tot I was dreaming. Come see tears, I cried till I got tired i refused to eat, bath or do anytin. I picked my hair and sat outside waiting for my dad to return. I stayed there till late afternoon. Wen he finally returned, he carried me and promised me heaven nd earth. He later took me to d salon nd shaved the hair completely. Thats one of d worst days of my childhood I can never forget.
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PhonesRe: Tecno Phones That Support BBM - Prices by Fabulousb36(f): 7:51pm On Dec 15, 2013
Pls op, which amongst dis one's has d sharpest camera: Q1, M3, D5, P5, L3 nd S3
RomanceRe: 9 Steps To Be A Great Kisser by Fabulousb36(f): 12:43pm On Dec 10, 2013
diranfbi: @Fabulousb36 Quick one. Can I come with other interested students?
lmao
RomanceRe: 9 Steps To Be A Great Kisser by Fabulousb36(f): 7:50am On Dec 10, 2013
diranfbi: LMAO! Address and Time pls.
Address- Nairaland
Time- 07:49, tues tongue
RomanceRe: 9 Steps To Be A Great Kisser by Fabulousb36(f): 6:05pm On Dec 09, 2013
Complete ur tutorial abeg.......
guys beta come nd learn not after nw u'd go and start pourin spit down a lady's throat *gross*
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Hate When A Girl Calls Herself Ugly by Fabulousb36(f): 5:51pm On Dec 09, 2013
rigormortis: its because when girls say they are ugly, they don't really mean it.

they just want you to keep revalidating them,

the girl be like...hmnn I am ugly today o...are we still going for dinner

the boy be like....you are fine baby..you are the best (in his mind)...how long am I gonna do this

10 years later.......

girl; I am ugly o! baby are we still wedding...laughs

boy; ofcos...you are the apple of my eye (though he is stressed out and in no mood for that shiii)

20 years later

woman: daddy bayo...hehehe look at my tummy o, my wrinkles....I am ugly...(patiently waits for validation)

man: yes...muumy kemi you better start jogging that stomach is getting worse and we had our last baby 10 yrs ago..you are way past menopause so I know you are not pregnant....

woman: haaaaaaaaaaaa! so you think I am ugly all along you have been pretending....blablabla.................


most women see what they lack instead of what they are "packing"....you better love yourself or nobody will...

guys get tired of always having to prop your low self esteem
funny.......lmao

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