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They are more active at "jamie and ogugua's nook"....they both have new usernames, No thanks to Seun.

@op u tink that a woman who shares ur ideology wud want to have a man to have custody issues with. I know what women do wen they think they'd rather be independent dan married. They simply get pregnant and leave d man uninformed. At the end of the day she'd say dat she is a single mother. My advice is dat u try adoption as no reasonable lady wud get into dis kind of agreement unless she is jst doin it 4 money

Hmmmmm......Ogugua hold ur guy o.
@topic.....I'd miss a great frnd

Ogugua, Y nw?

Amidst ur heart desires, I tot I'd see somtin lik wat u want to achieve in life. I min ur life shudnt jst b abt religion and marriage, u hav much more to offer to d world. No offence

Plz has any1 received any mail containin details of d exam

Has any1 seen a past que or maybe know hw d ques are lik?

Bayo igbekele: I got mine too today bt they said there goin to snd me a mail. Pls whr do u choose 4 d exam

PH. u?

Bayo igbekele: Have u receive any mail?

not yet. U?

Plz, I got my invitation message today. Wat next?

Well, i wont advise u to dump her and move on coz if she rily told u herself dat means dat she is truly remorseful and sorry for ha actions. Tins lik dis happen in many relationship dat u tink are perfect. Hav u stoppd to ask urself dis "wat if she didnt tell me, wud I hav known?" well ha mistake was tellin u abt it bcoz if she didnt tell u, u wudnt b tinkin of dumpin ha now wud u?my advice is dat u tak ha back (sort of) u no, not d hundred percent love and trust; jst watch ha behaviour, if she is truly sorry she wud win back ur trust wit tym. Even in criminal cases wen a thief turns himself in, his punishment is lightened 4rm death penalty to imprisonment. I'm a psycologist by nature and trust me i no wat I'm sayin, jst give ha tym to lose out on u or win back ur trust. Consider dis, if u take ha back only two tins re involved; she eitha break ur hat again (which she has done b4 and wont be anytin new or painful since u dont trust ha anymore) or remain faithful as she promised.in d oda case if u break up wit ha u will jst move on wit ur broken hat and BY GOD, i pity d next gal. Wat makes u certain "d next gal" wont be a bigger cheat( naija gals cheat big tym). Jst suspend marriage and sex(coz u will jst kip visualizin ha wit d oda guy) and watch ha prove haself.DONT FORGET TO PRAY
P.s- D DEVIL U KNOW IS BETTER DAN D ANGEL U DONT KNOW.
TO ERR IS HUMAN;TO FORGIVE IS DIVINE

plz guys, i got 254 in jamb and 246.79 in putme and an ave of 250.3 wat re my chances 4 pharmacy

pls I got 254 in jamb and 246.79 in putme and my ave is 250.3 4 pharmacy wat re my chances

i checked mine, I got 246.79 and my average is 250.6 4 pharmacy. I pray its enuf to get me in

Assignment and schedule of the UNN 2012/2013 postume is out. each day has a morning and afternoon section go to www.myunndreams.org to see 4 urself

Jerry2i: D date 4 d pume exam is it 27 n 28 or 26-28?asap plz

according to d letter posted by d sch's registarer d post ume will b comin up on fri 27- sat 28 of July 9.00pm daily.

Idacrux: I heard that d pume exam will be postpone till august becos of their second semester final exam in the skul,pls hw true is this?

I dont tink dat d sch exam has anytin to do wit d postume and dis is jst some kind of rumor. I advise u stick to ur books and kip ur mind on d prize and not on d date. New developments will b conveyed to u 2ru dis forum.

Hi jallowbah, tanks 4 sharin. Luv d norway educational system. ~Peace~

[quote author=SA Lady]Stage 2

This is when guy's uncles return to girs family to make full payment. I am told that a lot about these negotiations depends on the girl as she has the advantage of knowing her man's size of the pocket. So she can pull her uncles aside and ask them not to charge too much. So she can influence the pricing from that angle. A lot of girls dont use this opportunity and I dont know why, as everybody is aware that a lot of things can go horribly wrong during the pricing and the negotiations. A lot of people end up with no marriage or enter a marriage with lots of resentments because of the rediculous pricing.

On the day of the full payment this then becomes a full traditional celebration, there'll be a slaughter, its usually sheep/goat/cow depending on the tribal norm and these days its about what you can afford. There'll be an exchange of gifts the whole ceremony is called MATLHABISO, I know you wont get the pronounciation correct so please get a tsawna speaking person to read and pronounce the words for you.

This is pretty much wedding number one, its usually meant to be intimate with very few guests invited being the girl and guy's close family members mainly. Today friends do get invited and it becames one hell of a traditional wedding, and everybody comes in thier traditional attire.

In this ceremony the couple is counselled by the elders its called GO LAYA Girl is told about her new man's right (which he's always had access to by the way LOL) and guy the same.  The saddest part about this go laya story is that, girl is told (this is for when they live together) never ever to question her man's where abouts, when is he coming home and if he has a certian someone she must just shut up as long as he pays for the home upkeep and that's it. With guy the strong message is that he should never raise a hand at his wife and would rather return the girl home if he no longer wants her.

At the end of the day all of guys uncles and their wives will get gifts in the form of clothes, blankets and a half potion of the goat/sheep/cow. Guys family will exchange the same or even more gifts with girls unties and uncles. The half potion of the sheep/goat/cow is called SETLHANA. Oh! I should have mentioned that parents to the pair are not allowed to speak to each other even indirectly. They will be introduced to each other on this particular day of celebration. However its not always practical especially when you have a traditional ceremony to put together and sometimes the reps are not always available as this is a lengthy process, some parents may already have met each other before.

Guys eldest uncle or may be his father's first male cousin will get the priviledge of getting the head of that slaughtered sheep/goat and its for his family alone this head is called THLOGO and uncle in this role is called MALOME MOJA THLOGO.

I also didnt mention that both families should visit their ancestors graves before and after the ceremony to inform them about the happenings. It would be very very careless if you dont do this part, as the whole idea about the ceremony is believed to get the ancestors to know each other and to protect the couple during their marriage. So its essentialy an ancestral ceremony and rituals will be performed.

Please dont ask me what actually happens when the rituals are performed I am clueless.
God! This is d longest procedure I have ever had of. All dis jst 4 d traditional marriage. Hw many yrs does it take to complete dis steps anyway. Tanks 4 sharin but its funny

We are all aware dat the UNN post ume which was scheduled to hold on 18-20 june was cancelled and postponed due to "unforeseen circumstance". Ask all ur question and recieve updates from dis forum. Mind u d new date for the Exam is 27-28 july, which is jst few weeks away so kip ur candles burning.

lalaosky: WHERE WERE YOU, WHEN
BROTHERS USED TO WRITE
LETTERS WITH DICTIONARIES.
If you never received letters like these, you know
nothing
Classic...
Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has
forced my pen to dance automatically on this
benedicted sheet of paper. Why this miraculous
thing happened is
because honey I love you spontaneously and as I
stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular
to the ground I only think of you, since you are
a fantastic
and fabulous girl Darling please Stop
haranguing
with the feelings in my heart because I love you
more
than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts
by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of
you. Each time I see you my metabolism
suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse
gear. My medular- oblangata also stops
functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true.
If only
you knew what is going on in my encephalon
you
would understand. That's why I need to see you
face to face with you, soon. I think I have to
pen-off here
because I still haven't finished studying
electrolysis
and polymerization. Catch you later. Sleep tight
and
don't let those bed bugs bite you coz you are
toosweet for them.
.
.
.your lovable guy

dis is very funny