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Health / Re: Woman Shares Story Of Her Son With Partially Damaged Brain by Facebooker(f): 2:07pm On Apr 20, 2018
God bless this kid. He 'll be great eventually

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Celebrities / Re: Temitope Ogunnusi: "Wande Coal Abducted My Child After Impregnating Me At 16" by Facebooker(f): 1:35pm On Apr 16, 2018
Wande coal with black dick. Long,strong, heavyweight, and fat dickk my choice. Let them cum my way.

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Celebrities / Re: Its Not Juju! Zone 2 Police PRO, Dolapo Explains How Davido's Bae Won his heart by Facebooker(f): 5:09am On Apr 16, 2018
What kind of news is this for early Monday morning? As if d Davido dick is that big. My pussie has sustained better size and width.

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Food / Re: A Brazilian Restaurant Staff Fed A Disabled Black Man (video) by Facebooker(f): 10:32pm On Apr 13, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Girlfriend, Chioma Alvrid In Barbados (Photo) by Facebooker(f): 10:46pm On Apr 12, 2018
Chioma, I envy you o. Just allow me to rent davido for just one night, I'll give him all of my honey, hairy, boneless pussyy and our lives will never remain the same sad sad

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Girlfriend, Chioma Alvrid In Barbados (Photo) by Facebooker(f): 10:46pm On Apr 12, 2018
[b][/b]a

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Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Presides Over The Federal Executive Council Meeting by Facebooker(f): 4:35pm On Apr 11, 2018
Looking for link to service rich diicks in ASO rock. Any better connection will be appreciated.
Sometimes, I get angry at my pussie for not making me enough money per day like its used to.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Poses With Keke Napep (Photo) by Facebooker(f): 4:34pm On Apr 11, 2018
Wrong color. Old fashion wear. This is what happens when you have too much money, you lose your sense of fashion. I trust myself..

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Car Talk / Re: Which Of These Cars That Ruled Nigeria In The Past Was Your Favourite? by Facebooker(f): 4:01pm On Apr 10, 2018
That old 504 reminds me of my first car sex.
When my neighbour stole his daddy's key which was a Peugeot 504
then and asked me to come and see something. He got me inside
and locked the door and bleeped the shit out of me that day.
He changed me that very day even though.
I was quite young and It was such a messy experience.

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Family / Re: 10 Richest Families In Nigeria 2018 By ManucheTv by Facebooker(f): 6:27pm On Apr 06, 2018
I just want one of the men in these family to Bleep the he'll out of me so I can get belle for them. Call it what ever, it is my elastic pussie that will suffer, and it's not today, my pussie and I are used to correct dicks from tay tay smiley

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Phones / Re: TECNO Camon X/X Pro Official Discussion Thread by Facebooker(f): 7:17pm On Apr 05, 2018
This is the phone one stupid married man almost knacked the hell of my pussie for.
Men are wicked o. If not for elasticity, my pussie for tear that night
The most annoying thing is their look when they want to come

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Culture / Re: Tobi Philips Dating Ooni Of Ife, Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi? by Facebooker(f): 3:09pm On Apr 05, 2018
No, She's not. I'm the one collecting that steady royal cock on a platter of gold.
Sometime I wish I can reward my pussie, considering how strong and elastic it is and how much broke times it has saved me.
wink

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Crime / Re: 40-Year-Old Man Rapes & Tries To Strangle 8-Year-old Girl In Nasarawa (Photo) by Facebooker(f): 6:16pm On Apr 04, 2018
What's all these nasty news today? When free matured, hairy, black, fresh pussie dey wait for correct dick here sad angry angry

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Celebrities / Re: Sunmbo Adeoye Baby Shower Photos by Facebooker(f): 4:04pm On Apr 04, 2018
My role models wink
Politics / Re: Nwamaka Maduchukwu Dies In Nkechi Ikpeazu's Convoy Accident by Facebooker(f): 2:21pm On Apr 04, 2018
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Celebrities / Re: Tuface Idibias, His Wife And Children In Lovely Family Photo by Facebooker(f): 12:54pm On Apr 04, 2018
Sexy men are my turn on!
Politics / Re: Metuh Reacts To Being Included In Looters' List By Lai Mohammed by Facebooker(f): 12:49pm On Apr 04, 2018
Who cares! I'm still trying to figure out why I get extra Hot on Wednesdays.
It has started doing me for my body like "come and do" again. wink

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Romance / Re: Share Your Craziest Sexual Escapades here by Facebooker(f): 3:53pm On Apr 03, 2018
Codedrock:
The thread creator Facebooker is prolly a fake female account handled by a guy and this is prolly a fabricated story.

Just carry your ignorance and leave my thread boy!

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TV/Movies / Re: Please Share Your TSTV Experience by Facebooker(f): 3:09pm On Apr 03, 2018

Saved all my hard earned pocket money to buy it. With the intent of unlimited porn from one of its channel like my besties jisted me.

I had to double my hustle to make that money, took extra dicks and it nothing came out it if. Mtcheeeeeew

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Show Of Milliano Swag On His Instagram Page by Facebooker(f): 6:26pm On Apr 01, 2018
I need badoo's dick!! Too damn sexy tongue

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Jokes Etc / Re: The Wahala A Slay Queen Buying Bend Down Select Faced (Hilarious Photos) by Facebooker(f): 5:54pm On Mar 29, 2018
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Jokes Etc / Re: The Wahala A Slay Queen Buying Bend Down Select Faced (Hilarious Photos) by Facebooker(f): 5:53pm On Mar 29, 2018
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Travel / Re: Police Confiscates Hundreds Of Motorcycles At Berger Okada Park by Facebooker(f): 4:40pm On Mar 24, 2018
See Money !!
Romance / Re: Share Your Craziest Sexual Escapades here by Facebooker(f): 7:26pm On Mar 23, 2018
Good things like these only come by once in a while.
Too much 2 minute men in the world these days smiley

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Romance / Share Your Craziest Sexual Escapades here by Facebooker(f): 7:15pm On Mar 23, 2018
I remember that fateful day, in the years of blackberry. I was pinging and having my fun and that's how my 50% battery power just turned 10%. Luckily my neigbour/toaster has his generator on and I was kinda in the mood to give in to what ever dick that comes my way that day.

Thats how I went to his room, knocked, he opened and said hello. Men, that ooze from his mouth smelled like alomo bitters (my favorite). Thats how I plugged my phone and discovered he was watching a movie

Instead of my to plug and go, that is how the devil in me told me to sit and watch too. That how he started asking me how far our last discussion. Before I knew it, he's already touching and smooching.

In short I had one thing that day ehn, its called sex. I don't even know if someone in this world can ever knack my pussy that well. That Alomo drink is a very bad drink. All styles all day long. If his fuel didnt finish that day, we wouldn't have stopped.

Lets hear from you too!!

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Religion / Re: Prophet Andrew Ejimadu's Members Lick His Shoes For Blessings (Photos) by Facebooker(f): 6:36pm On Mar 19, 2018
Really. Does his shoe look like pussy?

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Romance / Re: When She Is Menstruating by Facebooker(f): 9:19pm On Mar 09, 2018
goodnewscliff:
Op.. Dont mind dem gals!!! Guys seff!!! D way we talk about sex like say we fit go 5 rounds in 5 hours!!!! Una dy make these gals dy think say we too like sex when ma ex is planning to come chop some my sweet banana.....when she has a guy!!! because we guys dy outspoken in sexual matters,, e come b like say na we like sex pass.... Wen dem gals desire our most pleasurable banana

What is this one saying? with That your opolo eye wey be like definition of jargons! smiley
Phones / Re: How Much Should The Oukitel K10000 Max Sell In Nigeria by Facebooker(f): 9:14pm On Mar 09, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


[s]I'd suggest it should not be sold in Nigeria at all.
Because Naija will demystify all it's features.

Which shockproof phone can protect it's user from the shock this Buhari's hardship is causing?

We'd also know how dustproof it is when it's owner uses it at Obajana.
Can you compare the dust in Hong-Kong with Ebutte-Metta's dust?
[/s]

Who is this boy?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Rico Swavey Kissed Cee-C In His Dream by Facebooker(f): 8:53pm On Mar 09, 2018
biggy26:

This newbie, u just dey seek for attention sha....anyway, I dey road.

Who's newbie? Infact I don't have time.
Education / Re: JAMB UTME 2018: Live Thread And Reports by Facebooker(f): 6:04pm On Mar 09, 2018
ise82:


Write for me

You mean your school cert knowledge is what you use to sell cars and repair laptop! shocked
Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Wins G-Worldwide In Court Case by Facebooker(f): 6:03pm On Mar 09, 2018
Kissy kiss, My crush!! smiley

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