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NwaAmaikpe:


Ensure you come in with an aura that eliminates the need for that question.

But if it does come, I go this way,

I'm NwaAmaikpe NwaAroOkeigbo,
A thriving man with a penchant for precision and excellence.
I'm #&years old, presently married and pursuing a Doctorate degree in Metaphysics.

I've got diverse professional work experience ranging from Literary work criticism, to Social Media commenting, to Architectural practice, to Strategic Management in various financial institutions and a brief stinct in lecturing.



Just make sure you leave them with a 'wow' in their mouth

NwaAmaikpe:

Question: What will attract a man to a boy's anus

ANSWER

Ifyone123:
Who b that ratataa wey dey type IGBO as IBO? Iyalaya IBO ko..IBO ni...Confirm IBO BOY..mtchewww

PaperLace:
If it were a male Nigerian actor, they will say he is into drugs or yahoo yahoo.

If na female, worse for her. They will say it's Apostle Suleiman that bought it for her

Governor? Ah! They shall show no mercy.


Nigerians with their low sense of humour and poor home training. See how they are dishing out insults. Who do we blame for this? ?

GAZZUZZ:
if he was a former Nigerian gov now, we would be bashing him



For the fools quoting me up and down, read the sentence again, but this time slowly.

"IF" he was...

Idiots.

NwaAmaikpe:


From their preek you shall know them..
Their dry muscular chest will always find them out.


They are always quick to shout "owo mi da!!" and will threaten to fight you for no reason
They never have physical strength but fight with charms.


Still guessing their identity?
Proudly Afon

davidif:
You do know that gay parents adopt kids in the west right?

NwaAmaikpe:


The Nigerian Police is so unprofessional,

So they released this guy just because he could identify himself as a civil servant?
Does that exonerate him.
Does having a wife and a son make him ineligible to be a Badoo member?

I know married Professors who are cultists!!!

SMH for the Nigerian Police
Ikorodu folks shoulda just lynched him period.!!

BabaRamota1980:
In fact one of the guys with him is Yoruba. What else you want say?

We abhor crime. You adore crime.

We dont give a fvk who you are, we will give it to you if you are caught. If you dont want to be killed in Yorubaland pack your criminals back to East where they can operate with no fear of lynching

BabaRamota1980:
They leave behind a grinding stone or pestle to communicate badoo is responsible for the murder.

If you live in a community you know who the criminals in the locality are. The locals know who badoo members are but could not talk because the person you are talking to could end up in their hands and forced to reveal all he has been told, and by who....its a risk.

Last week Lagos Police Command sought help from three vigilante groups, OPC was one of them. On a surprise raid the vigilantes and police caught over 100 badoo members and wannabes.

Two days ago a local spotted a jeep with occupants, in the back of the jeep were grinding stones. So he raised alarm. They could not do this before but the action of police and vigilante empowered them to speak up and raised alarm. The gathered mob lynched the jeep occupants and took them to the palace of their traditional ruler and from there relocated them to a remote area where they set them ablaze. The jeep was burnt also.

This Chinedu is one of them burnt alive. It was not a mistaken identity he was badoo member.

googi:
It is interesting how history can disappear if not told to new generation.

It is true that Pa Sir Ojukwu was one of the first millionaire but not the only one in Lagos.

There were Otunba Payne, Docemu a trader and importer on Docemu Streeet, Ajao was very popular as rags to riches from the West and the biggest landlord.

Pa Ojukwu was celebrated as Ajao that came to Lagos with nothing but certainly not the first Millionaire at the level of Da Rocha that was well before him.

There was also Binney that donated a whole zoo to Lagos for public viewing. He came from Ghana or Togo. Those old enough may remember Binney Center in Yaba then.

Pa Ojukwu was first among Igbo in Lagos but some millionaires existed in Lagos before him.

Don't forget Dantata in the North.He had so much money, people said he had money machine.

spartan117:
NCAN reporting live from the 1950's via time machine technology
Name: Jao da Rocha
Region: south west
Roof: brown
Tribe: afonja

irrefragable:
Evidently, the policeman has seen the light. Nigeria is a zoo and the zoo is crumbling.

Blue3k:
Lol please if Kanu broke bail why didn't he arrest him. He's instead posing with him. People need to admit the government is either inept or Kanu is not doing anything wrong.

Papiikush:
A police officer who swore his allegiance to Nigeria taking a picture with a resistant.

He should be laid off and imprisoned. This is a felony to the country

BabaRamota1980:
Powerbike (also called Ninjabikes) are for showing off...you cruise and show off your swag. They are not racebikes, they do not have the weight ratio needed for tearing through the air at fast speed due to their drag coefficient, as such the risk increases exponentially with additional squeeze of the throttle and combustion and their crash is always fatal.

If you plan on racing your bike, first thing first, take it to an experienced bike shop to give it additional weight and bring balance and torque at speeds over 100km/h.

Remember, its safer to cruise your bike than it is to race it.

kingthreatz:
God bring them home in Jesus name.

luluman:
But those wars are to protect ourselves not to fight for our God.Your brothers fight to protect your own God: why should you worship him if you are the one protecting him.

teamsynergy:
you libel and slander people. that is not being a non conformist, its criminal.... grow up

nairaland rules are as good as Naija laws...

iamDaisy:

Emmiekeyz:
[/quote]No, he was a Niger Delta militant. [quote author=Emmiekeyz post=58065862]

okeyben10:
y ishilove first? is it cos she knows yuh true identity? just so yu kno she ain't da only one. ama burst yuh bubbles real soon

refreshrate:
If you cannot post your baseless thoughts without resorting to insult I will strongly advice you stay off my mentions
Bloody Twart

The VP took the post without consulting with him?

When you people come here and start trying to absolve certain things I get baffled.
Joining with the present administration as VP with consent from Adeboye is what? A way of dissociation?

Dem don use una head gain vote finish now coming to oppress your lack of vision despite causing traffic every month on Lagos Ibadan you're here coming to talk trash. What further validation can there possibly be beyond allowing a key church member hold a supposed major vote?

Go and ask Tunde Bakare about the resignation letter, you people felt you were wiser.

All of una go go mecca for hajj insha Allah. Awon olofo oshi.

If you no get sense you no go keep quiet?

F@cking sheeple

jomoh:
Boko haram will have their reward in the blazing fire of hell for using the Quran for destruction Insha Allah. And they are not my people.


BTW violence in the bible is way more than in the Quran but I won't be surprised that you don't read you bible that much. I have them intact. so dont even go there.


These violence are the kind of information that your god of Men hide from you so that it won't scare you because they themselves don't have explanation for them.

ancientbanana:
evil language n evil ppl with evil agenda

spartan117:
Olowogbogboro has turned things around!

ancientbanana:
I guess I don't knw how to read. Besides wats is IRS without Arabic or demonic islam

refreshrate:
You dey mind the arindin?

ancientbanana:
guy shut up. IRS was studied B4 u were born

emmaelectelect:
Hebrew is also a language and we chose to study that one

luluman:
Unlike your religion, our God says he can handle any offenders of the faith, not for us to fight for him.

imam07:
Mr know all. The internet man.why not enlighten us here on languages that u read and write from left to right. I think that will be better than attacking me without giving a true evidence.
So my write up pain you. It must because this is the bitter truth. How will u expect our kids that are used to reading and writing from the left hand side to right hand side to cope with ur abnormal pattern of writing. I can't imagine my child reading and writing from opposite direction. Not possible. It is until Muslims follow the proper normal pattern of life B4 they can be a religion of peace.
U are allow to quote me again.