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glamour29557:
As a receptionist

What will be your reaction if you start hearing a lady moan? Will you call the police, peep through the door/window, try to settle the war or just block your ears without getting erection.

Will you be happy to help a customer to buy condom without frowning your face?

How will you feel if a customer who is not up to your age keep bossing you around?

1.4 for car without allow rims nor Toyota logo at the front? Guy, think twice

Temidayo9:
Devil you know , better than promising Angel you never see.
Good TV package will definitely advertise itself.

You can still enjoy the angel while it's still doing good.

I saw this on twitter

Doctee:
Yes I saw it too multichoice is confused

Seriously confused.

menstrualpad:
I unplugged my Dstv today. I am not going to be recharging with 6k plus without champions league and selective premier league games.... and the Zar and Ngr dichotomy





Less than that I have my startimes ongoing...full sub.

They won't show star live matches, NEVER! Even the so-called Africa magic yoruba will keep showing old school movies. Bleep gotv

Did anyone notice SonyMax is back on gotv and they added another channel called CBS reality. I guess this is as a result of the much anticipated launching of TSTV today. Gotv will never show UEFA Champions League star matches. They are really ripping us of our hard earned cash.

Take heart bro, birds no get pots, na food from heaven like yours dem dey chop.

lilmax:
this guy is not funny, he's just stup!d, that's all

Enemy of progress.

correctguy101:
No o, I wan do apprenticeship ni o

But if I look well drops fit dey o

Haha. No be for free bro. Tf, cc top up, cfo, carding amd carting, etc. Come and be blessed!!!

Johnnyessence:
the most painful part is yahoo yahoo fraud is highly rampant in united state of America. The more FBI is mounting pressure on yahoo crimes the more it spring bigger than expected.

You're right bro, guys are coming up with new tactics every blessed day.

correctguy101:
You know the names. Baba your boy is loyal, very loyal in fact I loyal die.

I need some gbagaun for my akant balance, both with cotton wool and iodine for the akant dey bleed... flash me abeg

Wetin u want make i do? U get drops?

Nemesis1:
Alaye ja mi si

Lol. Make i kip shut cuz monitoring spirits dem full here.

Hmmm....Thats what they call CFO or wire instruction.

I have a golf 3 and I'll like to bake it and make it look like a sport car(2 colors) probably red nd black. How much will it cost me?

A Russian saw me in my office and said where are you from , i said am from the greatest country in the world. He looked at me with a very strange look and said let me guess u are from Nigeria, i said yes. Out of curiosity he said considering whats happening in your country now why would you say shes the best in the world and i asked him to sit down and let me tell him what he and most people dont not know about Great Nigeria and i told him these.......

1. Are you aware that all over the world Nigerians are setting the pace and becoming the standard by
which others measure themselves? Do you know??

2. In the US, Nigerians are the most educated immigrant community. Type it into Google and you’ll see it. Not one of the most educated, the most educated.

3. 60% of Nigerians in the US have college degrees. This is far above the American national average of 30%.

4. Nigerians in US are one of the highest earners, typically
earning 25% more than the median US income of $53k.
5. In Ivy League schools in Europe and America, Nigerians routinely outperform their peers from other nations.

6. A Nigerian family, The Imafidon family, have officially been named the smartest family in the UK.
7. The designer of the famous car, Chevrolet Volt, Jelani Aliyu, is a super
talented Nigerian from Sokoto State.

8. The World’s fastest supercomputer was designed by a world renowned inventor and scientist, Philip Emeagwali, a full-blown Nigerian whose pat ency was awarded in 2015. This means Nigeria has the pat ency to the world’s fastest computer: a Nigerian.

9. The wealthiest Black man and woman on earth are
Nigerians, Aliko Dangote and Mrs. Folorunsho Alakija. Both have no trace of criminal record of any kind.

10. South Africa couldn’t have ended apartheid & achieved Black rule if not for
the leadership role Nigeria played.

11. Of the 3 South African Presidents who ruled after apartheid, two of them once
lived in Nigeria under asylum. Both Nelson Mandela (60s) and Thabo Mbeki (70s) lived in Nigeria before becoming President
of South Africa.
We gave financial support, human support, boycotted an Olympics and our politicians, musicians and activists campaigned relentlessly.

12. Nigeria spent over $3 Billion and lost hundreds of soldiers to end the wars in both Liberia and Sierra
Leone which the world ignored because they have no oil.

13. When there was a coup in São Tomé and Príncipe in 2003, Nigeria restored the
elected President back to power.

14. Before there were street lights in European cities, ancient Benin kingdom
had street lights fueled by palm oil.

15. 500 years ago, Benin casted metal alloys to create magnificent art including the world famous Queen Ida Mask.

16. Amina was a warrior queen who ruled Zaria Emirate in Kaduna state,
Northwestern Nigeria 400 years ago in 1610. Google and see what she means to
Africa.

17. We gave monetary gifts to Ireland during our oil boom and
built a statue for France free of charge. We are not poor blacks. Nigeria is rich and don’t be lied to.

18. The first television station in Africa was NTA Ibadan (1960) long before
Ireland has their RTE station.........

Wherever you look in this great country, Nigeria, heroes abound both now and in our recent and ancient past. If all you do is listen to mainstream Western media, you’ll not get the full & true picture of your Nigerian heritage.
Do not listen to any leader who says Nigerians are criminals, no matter who he
is, or his height and position.
We’re not a nation of scammers, drugs & corruption, but a people with a verifiable track record of greatness........

Here is what CNN, BBC, Aljezeera and western media will not tell you about Nigerians:

19. On the 7th of May, 2016 at Howard University in Washington D.C history was
made. Out of 96 graduating Doctor of Pharmacy candidates, 43 of them were
Nigerians and out of 27 awards given, 16 went to Nigerians. The entire world still envies our uniqueness as a NATION, living together despite our ethnic diversity. One single country with over 400 languages. They will only tell you how Nigerians are scammers and cheats, how Nigerians are into drugs overseas. If you don’t blow your trumpet, no one will blow it for you.

VIVA NAIJA!!!

20. There are over 180,000,000 Nigerians world over and only about 250,000 of this figure have traceable criminal records. This is about 0.14% of our entire national population in the last 20 years: nothing close to 1%. Shame on global
media.

Listen Nigeria, don't let anybody woo you into believing that you are a criminal just because you are a Nigerian.
Nigerians are NOT criminals. You are NOT a criminal.
You are topnotch; second to none around the world.
I am proud am created a Nigerian, thank you God. Be proud of Nigeria wherever you go. Take out your Passport with pride. He couldnt talk and just walked away. Am proud to be a Nigerian and be frogbem that country.... God bless Federal Republic Of Great Nigeria.

To every SARS officers operating in Nigeria, E NO GO BETTER FOR YOU!!! NA THIEF GO KILL UNA LAST!!!

One curse for you KO NI DA FUN E!!! E no go beta for u

ichommy:
Kuku Kell Me.

Lolzzz. Are you a corper?

Shes crazy. Is that what she will put on during early morning parades?. Thats so weird. One thing about those crazy fanatics "they are so wicked and mean". To give you chance to enter their front while driving in hold up na wahala. They sabi abuse!

CAN WE SEE A PICTURE?

Werey re ooooooo.

Why u no fit put price here Must people call you before you tell them the price of this HONDA EOD with manual gear? U go see buyer ooo

I like this post mehn!!! Other ways are
1: Driving a car with shining alloy rims.
2: Using AC in the car both day and night
3: Your haircut (obama, dreads, gallas, etc)
4: Your wrist watch ( most policemen dem sabi good watches)
5: Your car headlights ( yahoo boys no dey play with yahoo light or fluorescent as dem dey call am)
6: Your car sound system ( woofers and loud sounding speakers) etc

Fogman:
Amen. Thanks for the compliments, yes we have Dvd System with reverse camera for Corolla 2004- 2005.

What will the buying and installation cost?