tosyne2much:
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Gbe Enu e soun! (Shut up). Always sharing your friends' experiences. Liar!

What! May God punish them. Little wonder my carburetor do misfire after buying from one of those foolish fuel stations.

lexiez24:
Upgrade your post Utme result. Call Mr Tunde ;08073941120

Awon werey, dey don come again

HungerBAD:
Cool with everything but the smoking, people that smoke always carry that nasty smell with them.

Their hair stink.

Mouth stink.

Breath stink.

Clothes stink.

Hands stink.

They stink.

This happens when you don't have money but when you do, abi you don stink ni.

This op get drogba for head. If you write literature exams, na capital F u go dey get.

Well, I don't blame the soldier at all but he should just have freed the woman and cut off everything connecting them. There are punishments more severe than parading them naked on the streets. If I were to be the one, I go give her emotional trouble.
I once caught my ex in bed with another guy, I just laughed and left, the following month, God provided me with a cool ride. Guess what She dey look for way to connect but KOJO!!!

deathwing:


It's a manual. Turned out the plug contacts were weak. The new Rewire discovered that after 15mins despite three Rewires being baffled all day yesterday. I just have to change that and I'll be good to go.

Alright then. But dnt allow any roadside mech work on ur car if u rili want to enjoy it.

Golf 3 is a car good car cuz I own one. They can come up with faults any f**cking time. Have you throttle body checked and then the coil. Is it an auto or manual drive?

You must be of low quality for someone selling fruit in the market to toast you. Small time now, na cart pusher go woo you.

We know where people like u dey always end. Small time now, u will start blaming the devil. U go tey for house.

Demmocrats:
Even the helicopters pilot needs to be given a medal of honour if he survived for saving nine lives out of 12. Baba God really worked his miracles

Guy comment if you wan comment and advertise if you want to. Rather than adding one fucking website to every comment you make.

Google-search now.

You dey craze. 6 packs ko, 12 cartons ni. LIAR!!!

jerro124:
Another psychiatric escapee

In fact, guy yen ti ya were. Omo ale jatijati

The guy don high. His alomo/osomo don too much. Na wetin make him dey misyarn b dat. Olofo! 1k for 260mb. I dey mad

MrChinex:
Ashawo barber, all this barber can rape somebody.

Guy shut the f**k up. All barber be ahsewo? Abi one don rape you or ur sister b4 ni?

Inaki/obo to ja! Baddoooooooo 1. Btw, no b small matter o.

#stale! Anyways, you are big foool for saying you still love her.

With that pic, na FICTION.

400billionman:
That thing is not a power bank. How will a power bank be cylindrical? So many things are wrong about it. First is your phone battery round in shape?

I asked for power bank the other day and they brought out all those shaky Nonsense, I now told them exactly the brand I am looking for. Why can't people exercise patience or have an eye for quality items?

Size or shape doesn't matter anymore bro, that's technology for you but shits do happen when you have the wrong technological invention with you.

You see! If it is in naija, they wil say Ibo boys dey @ fault. Na Ibo boys export that one go SA? (ain't an Ibo tho, jst d #fact)

VickyRotex:
“Just wanna be happy and buy my daughter anything she wants.” "Needs"

Anything she "wants" ke?

She cant even talk now, how do you know what she wants then?

Anything she "Needs" will be more appropriate...

Nice Sneakers btw!

If he doesn't buy her things, who will?

You dey do like say u sabi English pass Oyinbo abi wetin? Gerraout! Olodo.

Here they are:
Youporn.com xvideos.com
You know the rest but those two are the best.

Shut up! You will say he's joined his ancestors next time. Abi u no be yoruba boy ni?