This isn't a short story @ all. Na epistle.

These ones no be car, dem be pangolo.

U don play mortal kombat tire

MosakuAW:

Nice one!

Haahahhahaha was an upper cut, then the word "Oloshi" was a knock out.

#Gbam

Hahaha, it's such a strong car. Just always make sure you service the engine as at when due #lobatan

redcliff:


Golf 3, everything cheap! I would definitely buy that car again!

exhibition:
Good!

Need anything from. Jumia?
Contact me now!

Can I get a live human heart, elephant egg, snake nails, snail eyes and the most important, hen condom? In need of those asap

I got mine for 45,000 around July this year.

Greyworld:
Wow the place is indeed nice.


I won't mind staying there as a tenant myself.

Is that how low your self-esteem is?

This is for you: e no go better for you and your link.

I don't agree. I once met with a lady who had sex with up to 6 men before I met her. Her p***y is still tight. She opened up on the numbers of guys she's had sex with and I wondered the kind of body she's got. Even with her big boobs, they are still standing firm with or without her bra on. So therefore, IT DEPENDS ON THE LADY AND THE TYPE OF BODY SHES GOT!!! Bursting balls ko, exploding balls ni.

Maybe he think say na imported Blom Blom

E no go beta for you @op.

Akadaworld:


He requested for MTN N1,500 card to send me 5GB which he never did

If not that you are also a dull fraudster duped by a smart one, how on earth would you want to get 5g worth of data for only 1,500? The guy teach you lesson ni jare. You are birds of same feather looking for cheap/free things.

OP, u be confirm werey(mad man).

My mechanic once used that crazy drink to open my car shaft bolts when grease and brake oil couldn't help. Omo, I fear, na since then I dey take ordinary bottled water inside trafic. Na poison we don dey drink all these while

Just one word: cartoon

He's not guilty, the idiot looking for fame learnt her lesson the hard way.
In Olamide's voice "Eyin omo ibo"

Beyonce and Jay Z have once again been hit by rumours that , they are on the verge of a split. InTouch Magazine has once again reported that the couple who tied the knot in 2008 are heading for a break-up.


It’s dead,Bey is sick of keeping up the ruse of happiness, and she’s done.“It’s like she’s on lockdown and doesn’t want to be asked about her marriage or why she and Jay haven’t had another child after Blue Ivy,“But in private, she’s already told friends and family that she’s moving forward with her life. She’ll soon make a public announcement that their marriage is over.”


The magazine claims that the couple have been in trouble since infamous footage of Beyonce’s sister Solange Knowles attacking her brother-in-law in an elevator after a 2014 Met Gala after party went viral.

Na those cultists wey wan become big without working he go be. They full that katangora market.

Michael Taiwo Akinkunmi, the man who designed Nigeria’s flag is still alive but his present living condition is that of a forgotten hero.

He designed the flag in October 1959, a year before Nigeria gained independence. He was paid – 100 pounds, equal to $ 281 in 1959.

The 79-year-old Akinkunmi now lives in one of the poorest areas of Ibadan. His house painted in colours of Nigerian flag is a distinctive feature in the area and it can only be reached by foot. However, Akinkunmi doesn’t have a car. He doesn’t even have a phone. He lives separated from his wife for two decades after his health started deteriorating and now his only companion is his 28-year-old son.
His health is so poor now that he can’t even remember what his age is. He is unable to remember what he was doing on October 1, 1960 when the flag was hoisted for the first time in history. “Well, I was just pleased,” is the only thing that Akinkunmi can recount.

After Akinkunmi was forced to retire from civil service in 1993 due to his progressive illness, his pension payments were so irregular that he could not even feed himself. His neighbours had to come to his rescue, handing him food and clothes.

He was totally forgotten by authorities until Sunday Olawale Olaniran, then student in the University of Ibadan, managed to track down the designer of the flag in 2006. He says that when he first saw his state he burst in tears.

However, Sunday also says that despite Akinkunmi’s terrible living conditions, he never heard anything negative from the old man. “He would only say ‘God bless Nigeria,’ or ‘Nigeria is moving forward and will keep moving forward’”, Olaniran says. He also remembers that when he appealed to the press even the journalists couldn’t believe first that Akinkunmi was still alive.
In 2008 Akinkunmi was given a cheque of two million naira as fee for his appearance on a TV show. Akinkunmi ‘s son used this money to build the house of dream for his father painted with the colours of Nigerian flag.

Akinkunmi received his first award from the federal government in October 2010, during Nigeria’s celebration of the fiftieth anniversary of independence.
Finally in 2014, he he received a national honour from then-president Goodluck Jonathan. Jonathan granted him a lifetime’s monthly salary – 800,000 naira, equal to wages of a presidential special assistant.

But Akinkunmi says that these days most of all in his life he enjoys walking through his neighbourhood in Ibadan.

Last year in his annual independence address, then-president Goodluck Jonathan listed a number of goals reached by his administration, but, at the same time, admitted that Nigeria was facing many challenges.

At the same time, the former Lagos state governor Asiwaju Bola Tinubu explained why he didn’t feel optimistic about celebrating Nigeria’s 54th Independence in an elaborate fashion.

Renowned Nigerian comic actor,
Babatunde Omidina, better known as
Baba Suwe, who lost his actress wife
six years ago, disclosed he would
never marry an actress again.
The 57-year-old Yoruba actor shed some
light on his private life while speaking
with Potpourri, Vanguard reports.
It is obvious that even after years of
living without Omoladun, who used to be
his real soulmate, Baba Suwe cherishes
memories about her.
“It has not been easy but life must go on.
I believe whatever happens has been
pre-ordained. The death of Omoladun
was a great loss I cannot get over in this
lifetime. She will remain my best
companion. She understood me than any
other person on planet earth. At times
when we quarrelled in the house, she
would abuse me on set and that would
mark the end of the issue.”
Regarding whether he considers
marrying another woman, the actor
replied:
“Yes, I am getting married pretty soon.
You can’t know her for now. She is not an
actress because I can’t marry an actress
again.”
The interviewer wondered why, to which
Baba Suwe responded:
“No, I don’t mean anything of such. What
I mean is that I cannot get someone like
Omoladun among the actresses again.
Her good acting skills is one of the
reasons I loved her but I have decided to
check elsewhere for love.”
It can be alleged that the actor is not
very much into discussing personal
things in the media. In a recent interview
with The Punch, when asked about his
marriage plans, the veteran actor said:
“When I would get married is nobody’s
business. It could be this year or the next
but whenever it happens, everybody
would know about it. I have numerous
prospects that I can pick from. It is not
just one person I am eyeing.”

Rotimi Amaechi, former governor of
Rivers state, has on September 4
visited President Muhammadu Buhari
in Abuja.
Two politicians hold a closed door
meeting, but it considered that they
discussed the issue of possible
corruption charges against the ex-
governor.
Amaechi, who is widely expected to be a
key player in President Buhari’s
administration, was the head of the
chairman campaign team during the last
presidential poll.
Former governor had been tipped to
become the new secretary to the federal
government was surprisingly unnoted in
favour of the little known Babachir David
Lawal.
Insiders of the ruling All Progressives
Congress (APC) said that Amaechi was
turned down after Nyesom Wike,
incumbent Rivers state governor,
submitted a damning report on his
predecessor to Nigerian leader.
Wike had formed a seven man judicial
committee of enquiry to probe the sale
of some state assets as well as the
projects for which funds were
supposedly released but not executed.
A few days ago, the Independent Corrupt
Practices and Other Related Offences
Commission (ICPC) launched an
investigation against Amaechi together
eight other former governors.
APC sources fear that eX-Governor may
now be so corrupt, that it would be
impossible for President Buhari to
appoint him to his administration.
The two men met in the presidential villa
in Abuja for about an hour, while the
details of their meeting have not been
disclosed.
Ted Ikuru, former Rivers state deputy
governor, supposed that his former chief
spent N812m (£2.6m) to furnish his
private residence, continuing that the
former administration also spent
N4.96bn on the proposed Justice
Adolphus Karibi Whyte Hospital with no
structures on the ground.

President Of Nigerian Association Of Prostitutes: I’m A Born Again Christian, I Pray To Get Clients To Sleep With See excerpt from a recent interview with Oluchi, the President of the Nigerian National Association of Prostitutes, NANP.


Hear what she told Daily Post recently:
Why the choice for prostitution while there are other jobs out there?

Point of correction, we are not prostitutes.

Who are you then?

We are friends of the society. Call us peacemakers. National Association of Nigerian Peacemakers.

Do you regret choosing this part of profession?

Why should I regret what puts food on my table; built me houses in Lagos and Abuja and even trained my daughter in school? I have no reason whatsoever to regret.

So you have a daughter?

Yes of course, she went for summer coaching. She is 15 years now.

When and how did you give birth to her?

I gave birth to her fifteen years ago.

Where is the dad?

That is story for another day.

You mean she doesn’t know who her father is?

Must she? I am both the father and mother.

How old are you?

I don’t know, my mum didn’t tell me when I was born.

But do you have any plan of leaving this work and getting married some day?

Marriage drove me into this and I hate the word marriage with passion.

You mean you were once married?

Yes, but things fell apart. But I’m glad because it was a blessing in disguise.

When do you plan to retire?

Maybe when I make love to C Ronaldo (laughter)

Do you mean the Portuguese footballer?

(Excitedly) Yes! He is my crush. I love him so much that his pictures even turn me on (laughter). I use to tease my colleagues that I must sleep with him and Wiz Kid before I retire.



Have you met Wiz Kid one on one?

We have met on several occasions but he doesn’t know me. I even have a picture I took with him during a show in Eko Hotel, but he doesn’t know what I do.

So, how do you intend to sleep with him?

God go do am when the time comes.

Talking about God, do you go to church?

Of course, I am a firm believer of Jesus Christ. I don’t miss church activities. Sometimes, I would declare fasting and prayer for business to come. Whenever I’m fasting, I don’t go out or ‘do’ that day.

Aside the people you sleep with, do you have any special person?

Yes, I have a boyfriend. It would shock you to know that I am very jealous. The day I noticed my guy was cheating on me, I nearly cut off his thing.

Is he aware you are a ‘peacemaker’?

No, he is not based in Lagos.

What if he gets to know?

Na you wan tell am?

Is Jessica Elvis your real name?

No, my real name is Oluchi.

Them Ibo boys still dey do research, when dey are tru, u go start seeing the sockets and blown mobiles fones for everywhere. I go dey use my charger, I no nid the socket.

May your killer never know peace IJN

hakeem4:
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Nawa o! Why crying? Retarded fellow.

Well, I see nothing bad in it. I once got my gal a gold waist chain. But 4get o, some chains are not ordinary.

Well, I wouldn't blame you, I guess you are still young. Childish thinking