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You don't like the job, because if you do, you won't be after what they get as salary. If tou want the truth, here it is, OAP dont get much dough at the end of the month unless you are popular or working in a well paying entertainment institution. Go for the job if yu really love it.

I rest my case.

Na idiot photoshop this picture o.

May the good Lord that saw me through mine see you through. Building a house isn't an easy thing bro. Just be full of prayers and make sure you have a soldier friend in case of omo onile wahala.

If not that you are a thief trying to reap where you did not sow. How on earth do yu expect to get a phone of that caliber at that price. You've been taught the lesson of this month. I'm sure you will still go ahead and make same mistake somewhere else. NO GO COMPUTER VILLAGE ALONE ooo.......

Was surfing the net when i came across this. So funny but it's the fact.

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How true are these?

Naso she go do wedding for Dubai. We all see outcome. Now na album launch for durban. I rest my case. Alainironu. Na for Durban u go sell all abi.

Was surfing the net when i came across this funny picture. With the help of this, you ladies can now pee without bending down or spreading your legs while standing.

Can only recognize the Okoyes and Kiss daniel. Others

Those days when Frat men were highly respected..... These days, both olokadas (bikemen) and taxi drivers are the ones engaging in it now. Some don't even know the slogans or anthem of what they belong to. You just hear them saying I BE ...... Nawa ooo

HERE THEY ARE PEOPLE.

When a man’s organ is hungry, there is just about no lie he can’t tell. A man who really wants to have s;ex with the object of his affection can lie that he is God if he thinks that will get him laid.

When a man’s organ is hungry, there is just about no lie he can’t tell.

In fact, a man who really wants to have sex with the object of his affection can lie that he is God if he thinks that will get him laid.

Ladies have received earfuls of lies that will make you shrink mouth ajar.
Here are 3 of them:
“I’m already erect. I’ll suffer pains.” A desperate guy can use his erection as an excuse to get laid. Truly an erection left unrelieved can hurt, but not so hard that he NEEDS to have sex – unless of course he has used performance enhancers already.


“I love you.” This is the big one that seems to work many times. Knowing that sex for women is as emotional as it is physical, men lie that they are in love, thereby appealing to the woman’s soft side.
“I’m a virgin.” Yeah, men are virgins too! More than a few guys have played that card. They will say they want the lady in question to help them get over the virginity. It just might be true though.
“You’re the only one I’m seeing.” This is another one that works many time. The guy tried to make the women believe that there is no one else, hence the need to be fully committed and let him have a bite of the honeycomb.

You are sick OP. Most Nigerians body smells. That means some of your immediate families also smell then. If not your sister then your uncle. If not one of those, then your dad or mum.

Story for the gods. Mtcheeeew

Your dad was giving you look It simply shows you arent ripe for dick yet.

Hahaha. Ikeja!!! You stand and watch, you loose your properties(phones,wallet,etc)

That app na just for advert. To get the real calculations, you'll have to download the paid version of that app.

I'll advice you go for golf 3 man. Golf 4 isnt as strong as golf 3.

Slap am for yansh and run away

Those times when you wee on your body just because you are in the shower. No need of pointing your joystick at a particular direction. Haha

Thats what happens when you WORK your way out of a tertiary institution.

Based on my experiences as a certified ..... The plumber will make use of ship-pumping machine from the house it is meant for and channel it to the tank. #lobatan. Very simple arithmetic!!!

Na SS1 i join the the skul wey i pass out from o. Can only remember the line wey we go shout ROSEBORN! Finish

See as dem be sef. No sign of remorse at all. Awon eru-iku

The officer no get ayeta (local bulletproof). He need go ijebu or igbo land for that. BTW, thumbs up to him. May God heal you soon.

wink2015:
Are you out of your senses? Rubbish

Naso you dey address you brother @ home abi Omo ale jatijati.

GBESE REEEEE oooooooooo

wink2015:
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Xvideos.com.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Cancer of the throat ke.

The guy na real crook jare. And he sabi abuse ehn! Always making jest of people. #payback time for him

La click la blow.

Yeparipa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!