₦airaland Forum

Pinkyposh:
Exactly.
When you mention it to them,some of them will start saying it's not every men, but how are we to know, it doesn't show on the face, all we know is that they all have a fuckin dick

saphiere:
God!
As far as men can't control their urge, more of this is bound to happen. The best is to keep every girl child away from them.

aanuoluwami14:
I don't see anything wrong in this

ahnie:
I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.

I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers.
My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.

So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.

I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.

I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate

Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?

I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.

From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).

He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.

I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.

I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.

Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.

E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.

Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.

I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.

Sis, may God bless you abundantly.
Shey una see my life?

As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength.
I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.

If I come beg you money, you nor go give me
So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want.

Ryda:
He should sit and not stand, let's see how long it will take him to boil his eggs.

Saintinoo:
That's the problem with Nigeria youths, you want to learn a particular skill because you see someone earning big from it.

Kennedy97:
You know alot about asaba

Kennedy97:
The hotels and fuel stations no be jobs Bros

Aluminum companies dey

Other businesses still dey

Shey na every state go be Lagos and rivers for production?

Mrkumareze:
He truly tried, getting a piece of land in that location isn't moi moi.. Asaba becoming Owerri, a city with hotels and clubs..No job, no factory, high rent, oloshos everywhere .

Pierocash:
Man City that Crystal Palace flogged at Etihad,Chelsea crushed them like banana pills.

That isn't how to rate football. One team can give u a tough time,another team you beat convincingly will destroy such team with ease.

ManCity have lost more than 3 matches this season while Chelsea lost only 2. Even with ten men wolves ,they struggle to get away with a goal. Chelsea is the favorite for the title. A team without their midfield maestros of Kovacic, and Ngolo Kante,yet still just 2point behind.

JovialJune:
Is your mother a whôre? I'm sure your father treated her like one? No wonder you think all women are like your mother, sad

ifiokjohn:
Lol little man that was not in existence against Man City? Same man city united beat 3 times?..say something else

ifiokjohn:
And you forgot what we did to pay many times?.. you forgot even with world stars like neymar and Mphape United still defeated them without any

Datboredberry:
Lol... Not all women...

First of all... You make a mistake by generalising... You make this sh** seem like a 'rule book'...

Yeah, you might get it right with some women but you're obviously gonna fair with others...

I've never commented on any of your threads... but I decided to know cause of the series of weird, seemingly erratic threads and comments you've posted within a few hours...

First of all, not every woman is manipulative... We all do that sh**... Both men and women... I can count a million times men have tried to play me into taking of my panties... Thank goodness I'm wise... It's human to be selfish... Your attempt to portray men as saints... It's weird...

Your posy can be read by anyone... Since it applies to both men and women...

It depends... Personally, I'm an over-thinker and I'm a girl and I know men hate it...

My ex boyfriend... He wanted us to go out together... So everyone else would know we're dating... I wasn't down for that sh** since I was keeping my relationship with him a secret from my mother... He hated me, first time he really got mad... The day I refused his offer to give me a lift... I took a cab home... A very short distance...

I do things like this... contemplate the pros and cons of every decision I make while dating...

They want me to do a certain thing... I'm more likely to do another...

Do I get mad if my boyfriend take a whole lotta time before making a decision I want him to? Nope... If he's like me, he would probably take forever!

Now, if I ask my boyfriend 'do you wanna go out?' or 'do you wanna have sex in the cinema's restroom?' and he takes his time before answering... I'll be pissed cause it's fun... And that's all I need...

But if it's something that's important... I don't give a damn... He should think about it... We'll discuss it and if it doesn't sit well with him, it's off the table...

#compromise

I hate the idea of being manipulated by men... I'm really young... They immediately assume I'm stupid... Sorry honey, I ain't!

My boyfriend is really cute, he's from Colombia... He's indecisive, insecure... I only manipulate him into feeling berra...

For example: he doesn't feel good about his long hair, so I bring up a topic on a cartoon with a cute character with long dark hair... I try indirectly to let him know that I think he's perfect... Does that make me bad?

We've had issues... Mostly because we're both jealous but we're so cool with the other, and learning out likes and dislikes...

I wouldn't change a thing 'bout him... Even though he annoys me sometimes...

His flaws, I fell in love with them also... I hate men who come off as overly confident... Because I'm not... I like someone who's 'human'... Takes away the pressure I feel to be 'more'...

As for manipulating him, I love that he's who he is... If I control him like he's a puppet, it's gonna be boring... Like I'm dating myself... I enjoy knowing him... The little pleasure, getting to know him more...

It's like opening a Christmas present...

My boyfriend is a Gemini... I'm an Aries... I'm the pervert!

I love sex, never had it though... But if it's freaking, then I'm interested... I'm a fire sign... We're passionate!

My boyfriend though... He's extremely cute... He flirts but in a subtle way... He uses really cute words... He makes me feel young! Like a little kid!

He's only had sex with three girls... First time, he was 15... I don't mind... I was envious once, wish I had been his first... But it's cool.

I found out today, he doesn't like watching porn... I've felt so happy since...

I know, I'm the ones whose gonna corrupt him... But he's equally naughty! Don't be deceived!!! He says, "You're so bad, and I love it!"... In Spanish ofcourse... And he says this after I tell him that I have a bad thought last night.... He's really sweet...

I ain't gonna use sex to control him... The fact that he isn't the sorta person to think with his diçk... It's awesome! Only lust-driven psychos can be manipulated this way... And they are gross...

In a relationship? Ain't we both expected to be expressive?

I hate men who keep to themselves... It might be intriguing but it gets old...

I ain't got the time to unravel your mysteries... We could be having a great time... Not you being a miserable lowlife...


Women can handle rejection... Those who can't, they are no different from the men who cry when they are denied of sex because they feel entitled... It goes both ways... Don't have to make it a gender thing so you can play the victim card... Just come off as pathetic...

I'm an open book... I overshare then get embarrassed after... I don't care about being figured out... I prefer you know me, my crap included... Same way I wanna know you too!

You make it seem as though women are forever plotting... You seem to have issues... Like chicken little... Scared of the falling sky...

We aren't all out to get you... Get a grip!

Assume I create weird threads like this because if what my neighbour did...: The way he tried to force me into having sex with him... Grabbing my arms, my neck...

Wouldn't it be callous to advice women to be wary of men since that are all potential rapists!?

Double standards...

ifiokjohn:
Oga you no be man united fans. Anyways I would have preferred Psg to Atletico. Atletico are Quite good definsively. See how they nearly beat Liverpool in the first leg but red card did a blow to them

ifiokjohn:
Abi

ifiokjohn:
We dey await them.. worry not for us. Worry for them. Man united most times do well against big teams. Forget our fuckup this season . The season just start and we are getting our mojo back

moorevic:
Ehhh no vex nwanne you get money?