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ifiokjohn:
Oga you no be man united fans. Anyways I would have preferred Psg to Atletico. Atletico are Quite good definsively. See how they nearly beat Liverpool in the first leg but red card did a blow to them

Manchester United will fall on them massively...
Ronaldo has a record against them...
I'm not scared of Atletico de Madrid...
Na that PSG be my problem...

ifiokjohn:
Abi

Uefa saved us o...
We will surely beat Atletico de Madrid...

ifiokjohn:
We dey await them.. worry not for us. Worry for them. Man united most times do well against big teams. Forget our fuckup this season . The season just start and we are getting our mojo back

God answered your prayers...
Let's wait till February....

moorevic:
Ehhh no vex nwanne you get money?

I no get o...
She wan come suck the small one were I get...

Temple run o.

I de find money abeg...

More emojis abeg...

If you are privileged to learn a skill...

Learn Ditigal marketing, you won't regret it...

Please get hold of this two left legs and flog rubbish out of their heads...

What's this one na??

Mehn, that aunty needs to know her place...
You can't continue to live like this forever, man up to her and challenge her while looking like an angry lion that wants to eat her up...

If your wife isn't conversant with it, that's her problem...

She has to understand that her niece is married now and needs privacy...

Nna, handle things now bfr it becomes worst...

ifiokjohn:
Have won them twice same as they have won me twice but have eliminated them..they have never ever eliminated me. That count for something bro.

And this is why u are feeling you can beat them??
Shea draws na today, I pray make God answer ur prayer... Amen...

iLegendd:
I know you probably misinterpreted my reply. What I mean is: I don't help people from the Internet — I transact with them and it favors both. I help offline — especially when it's not demanded, but willingly from my heart. This is how I get my peace of mind.

I have put lots of barricades and principles in my account and it helps me stay focused and escape being used no matter how little it is.

I have given in the past on Nairaland and the moment I give to one, two, or three people, the fourth person I refused to give gets angry and starts trolling and abusing me as if I owe him.

This has happened severally, so I decided to permanently lockup.

On the Internet and in a poor country like Nigeria, when you give person 1, note that person 2 is watching and nodding his head.

He is going to ask for his/her share too either online or via private chat. This is the main reason I don't help people online — there are more people to help offline.

Sorry about my reply. It is what it is.

Boss, I understand...
No hard feelings at all...

Biitch told me she wasn't after my money but real love, e no reach 24hours, she Don begin ask for urgent 5k...

iLegendd:
No, Sir. I don't help people.

Alright boss, bless up...

iLegendd:
+18: Why Did She Remove Her Bra? Now She's Náked [Pic]

As I was watching football, I told my female friend to go fry meat and cook fried rice and boom, she took off her clothes, bra, trouser, and panties and went to the kitchen náked as her big ass dangles from left to right.

As a pastor-to-be and a virgin, I had to close my eyes to avoid seeing what I bigger than me.

What do you think is her intentions?

Boss, make I drop AZA abeg, even if na 1k mk I use chao abeg..

Udoboss:
Currently learning Data science on coursera ..
Am I supposed to program..learning a programming language is a prerequisite but no system to further....apparently stalked

I do content writing also...but I needed a system for some part of it...for keyword research ,seo's and to work effectively on WordPress as mobile phone has its short coming

Can you put me on? I also wanna learn something please

ifiokjohn:
Pray tell, tell me the head to head?...

I beat you 2 times you beat me 2 times but in my own 2 times I eliminated you from the champions league... So according to you, which one is better then?

Who checks if it was elimination for not...
You have no record against PSG, if you have won them more then u would start talking about records...

Udoboss:
Money to buy a system or any one to mange....to help my work online

Boss, what work do u do online?

I want to acquire a skill and a get a laptop but no funds to do it, that's my most pressing need right now

ifiokjohn:
Yes we do, we removed them from champions league the other season. I said they won't be lucky because of that unfortunate incident of a red card for Fred when they pipped us 2-1.. nothing spectacular. What matters is when it matters most, we have always been head and shoulders above them...



You know all I see is your hatred for Ronaldo and that's why you hoping psg beat us if they meet us but we go shock u. Psg will be going home if they meet us

But the head2head doesn't say so o...

ifiokjohn:
Ok.. me self hope we meet them. They won't be lucky this time.

But I thought you said Manchester United have a record in beating PSG...

ifiokjohn:
Oga the same committed Manchester United you said beat psg years ago lost to palace 3-0 at home and this united beat palace recently.
The same committed Manchester United drew Leeds and this united won Leeds..
So talk something else.
Rashford is just coming back from injury and haven't gotten his mojo back yet but he will soon so worry not for us....worry for psg rather that couldn't beat a Leipzig easily, same Leipzig we walloped 5-0 in our home.
Worry for psg that Man city used to do kiti taka last season, same man city united beat 3 times out of 4 last season.
Worry for psg not us.

Boss, I no get strength for long episodes, I just pray you meet that PSG... Amen...

ifiokjohn:
I rather meet psg than benfica. Psg is quite easy to beat.. infact, Rashford has a very impressive record against psg. All we need to do is give psg possession and then counter and it is finished.
Psg came to.our home the other season and first half we had more balls on target, more attempt etc.. the niggas were saved by the bars and a red card to Fred that day
Go and tell psg to improve because if they couldn't beat that man united team comfortably without a red card, how do they hope to beat this one now with a better coach?

Impressive record, does this look like the same Rashford you knew years ago??
Does this also look like the same committed Manchester United that beat PSG?

Accept it Bros, man utd no fit play PSG with this unserious players...
Imagine Norwich city, last on the log giving Manchester United headache....

ifiokjohn:
na the same sluggishness we take dey when we beat them and remove them from champions league. Infact, that season we ended 5th place on the league so what are you saying?..

You dey to dey overrate this your psg I dey tell you.. by the way bissaka dey bench cause of his offensive play not defensive.. so talk something else

Pray to meet benfica or Salzburg, you can stand a chance with those ones, not PSG...
It will end in premium tears...

ifiokjohn:
We are not scare of meeting psg. Na wetin una dey talk Everytime and yet we have beaten them more than they have beaten us. That should count for something. Give us psg bro, we fear not.
Them get Messi and we get Ronaldo and Ronaldo has a pretty good record on their heads.. Rashford also. Maybe na with that match self Rashford go come alive..
For Mpape, worry not, we have a certain bissaka who have been doing a good job all this while in holding him.

Bissaka that is being benched, the same Manchester United I watch today can never beat PSG...
Who wants to hold mbappe? Is it sluggish Maguire??
With this their lots of misplaced passes??
Poor finishing??
I just pray make God just make Manchester United meet PSG, I promise you , you won't quote me ...

If Manchester United was composed, It would have been a better challenge, not this Manchester United with overhyped players...

iamyemiakins:
***Phone ringing***
***Boss picks up***

Caller: Good morning sir... Ehrmmm... Sir... Ehrmmm...

Boss: Talk to me! What's wrong?!

Caller: Sir, I just got a call that the containers we were expecting from Europe just sank.

Boss:
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Boss, Abeg no come kill me with laugh

ifiokjohn:
but we also didn't had the academy boys when last season we beat psg same psg at home 2-1.. so what are you saying?
See man united might not be inform now but we are pulling through. There is a new coach, and he is putting his ideas into the players and I can see the players are done ng their best. So to be sincere I don't see what you're saying.

It was same Rashford and Bruno that helped us beat psg 2-1 at psg home.... Psg got fortunate in our home with a Red card for us and cause we were missing opportunities.. Rashford missed, Cavani missed..etc. but now there is a Ronaldo, I assured you those opportunities will be roundly taken.

Just don't wish to meet PSG ...
It won't end well for Man utd...

ifiokjohn:
We didn't had Bruno, or even Pogba or ronaldo when our little academy boys eliminated psg from the champions league .did we?

That was because those academy boys were willing to show theirselves and they were serious, they had the hunger to play because they don't see such opportunity often...

But look at the team now, no seriousness, Bruno thinks he is God, Ronaldo thinks he is God, even small Rashford be forming boss inside pitch...
No seriousness, after all even if they lose, they still get huge pays

ifiokjohn:
Na even lesser than those ones we take comot psg from champions league that time.. shey you know?.. nq small small children o

Guy, look Manchester United team now, no seriousness at all, Bruno is becoming a shadow of himself, Rashford the same thing, Ronaldo if food is not ready he won't score, pogba is not even in the picture, tell yourself the truth, with the way Manchester United is now, they won't survive 1 leg with PSG...

CryptoClub2018:
I pray you kill more snakes to roast so that you can gain fat asap

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Cryptoclub...
Please can you teach me crypto, I will forever be indepted to u... Please