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SexyCeline:
Every bit of your write up is soo damn true. Too bad very few men are capable of making us experience such.

it is cos u v not met me

smart guy, most nl gals r like that

threesum of life

you try small

Strawman:
Please what does this animal gain from swallowing something without chewing it?

I can't enjoy food like that!

shey u no get data ask Google na

summary pls

very stale

there is nothing bad as long as it is not always

piece of shit

this picture don old nah, e be like say u just subscribe

attention seekers in a crazy world

very funny

jumia the scam company

Robbers enter a house, asks for all the money and valuables. After they collect what they can, they give the man of the house a gun with instructions to shoot his wife or else he be shot himself. The man gets the gun, points it at his wife and hesitates. He is thinking of what he has gone through in life with his wife and how she has suffered and sacrificed for him. He hands back the gun and says, "I am sorry I can't do this..."The boss of the robbers silently grabs the gun from him and passes it on to the wife with the same instruction. The wife gets the gun and without any single hesitation points to her husband's head and pulls the trigger. But alas, the gun had no bullets in it. The robbers get their gun and walk out of the house laughing.
QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION
1. If you were the man in that house how would you react towards your wife?
2. If you were the wife, what explanation can you give to your husband!
3. If you were invited to bring peace between
this couples, what advice would you give?

I cant stop laughing

BBM CHAT:
Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl!
Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips,
bootylicious 'n' delicious, live in Maryland and you?
Charmer:::: Hmmmm! I'm in love already. I'm 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Maryland too.
Sweetgirl:::: You're 52? OMG! Are you
serious? Same age as my dad.
Charmer:::: I'm just so into fresh young
beautiful girls.
Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?
Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as you, I have a daughter, she is in her bedroom with her friend doing homework.
Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like young
girls?
Charmer:::: I love them because they are beautiful not to mention sexy n' with
fresh bosoms n' booty
Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men with iPhones, iPads, Cash, Gifts and
driving expensive cars.
Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and even more.
Sweetgirl:::: I think we should meet
because you are in Maryland and I am
also here.
Charmer:::: That would be nice, where do I pick you up tomorrow with my new
BMW X6 sexy girl?
Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to school it won't be possible.
Charmer:::: Or maybe over the weekend,
going to school is very important.
Sweetgirl:::: While still chatting let me
continue with my homework, I don't
want my dad to know that I have a
BlackBerry, he will be mad at me.
Charmer:::: Which homework is that? maybe I can assist you.
Sweetgirl:::: It's a Biology assignment and my friend Lucy is assisting me.
Charmer:::: Hey! You said your friend's name is Lucy?
Sweetgirl:::: Yes.
Charmer:::: Exactly where in Maryland do you stay?
Sweetgirl:::: Maryland Estate, House number 5 and you?
Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you
Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaatttt!!!!!

This op needs a brain surgery.

na so dem no pick me for ministerial

ugly girls

can u ask this question op in the name of stupidity

wait let me ask Google

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super lie,thank u for wasting air space

#GBESE RE Ooooo
I saw a Notification from MTN that
reads....."your account is too low n you are having #87 remaining, if you need more airtime kindly
DIAL *322*214*AMOUNT# ", which I hastily dialled without wasting time,1st I dialled *322*214*1000# and I got credited of
#1000 airtime and I was happy that MTN IS IN a big TROUBLE. I never knew that I was going for my doom, So
l continued dialling until I got credited of
#45,000, I was in jubilation and I wanted
to do more when I received MESSAGES that SHOCKED me from MTN.... It said... "You have successfully Purchased your AIRTIME
through your GTB (BANK) ACCOUNT", shortly after the msgs came in, I
started seeing the most annoying and
terrifying Part of it, which was text msgs from my GTB (BANK) that the sum of #45,000 has been debited from my ACCOUNT.
Ever Since yesternite My body system
has not been the same.
Now I agree that true true AWOOF THEY
PURGE BELLE, I Dey purge now
oooo.... Ema gbami ke
!!!!pls wetin I wan use 45k airtime do? And I need
money pass Federal Government now...

I will request for sense for this op

wow very cool,really enjoyed it

My friend was telling something and he said the weirdest food he has eaten is AKARA AND OKRO. So nl let's see who has more weird combination

U took her virginity to where?
On a serious note u v tried ur best and it is obvious she has moved on, so Bro u too move on... Thank ur star u even got to the Promise Land