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Basildvalour:
THE PROFILE VIEWER


They rush off to any female moniker, view her dp and send her a pm if she looks "raffable"

How on earth did miss that *thumbs up *

7 TYPES OF GUYS on NAIRALAND

The READERS
This people have bin on Nairaland for years but they just enjoy reading other people's post

The COMMENTERS
You see this category of people in almost every section, commenting and looking for trouble

The COPY and PASTE
They like to claim that they are current steal post from linda ikeji blog and other site and paste in on Nairaland

The JJC
Anytime u see a post from them u will know, cos they are always seeking for attention and they want a lot of views for their post

The RESEARCHERS
What bought them to Nairaland is because they are looking for something and Google refer them here

The VASELINE CREW
You will find them in the sexuality section majorly they make things happen there, konji dey catch them Gan.

The ADMIN
They are there to watch and put things in order

Ladies watch out for ur own

A 9-year-old boy recently renewed his vows to a woman 53
years his seniors, a year after first marrying her.
Sanele Masilela and Helen Shabangu of Tshwane, South
Africa wed in 2013, claiming it was an order from their dead
ancestors. The renewing of the vows was required by a local
tradition which states a wedding ceremony has to be
repeated at the bride’s home in order to make it official,
according to Irish website, Her.ie.
Although the two are married, the boy’s mother, Patience,
explained in a Buzzfeed interview, the union is only
symbolic and the couple doesn’t live together or engage in
any sexual relations.
“I know it’s what the ancestors wanted. If we hadn’t done
what my son had asked, then something bad would have
happened in the family,” she said.
The young boy said about the matter: “I’m happy that I
married Helen, but I will go to school and study hard. When
I’m older, I will marry a lady my own age.”

Ways You Can Manage Your Pimples
Ice cubes
Ice can be used to quickly get rid of pimples. It helps in
improving blood circulation to the affected area and in
freezing the skin pores and removing dirt and oil
accumulated on the skin.You should wrap the ice in a piece
of cloth and place it over the affected skin area for a few
seconds. You can then repeat again and again till you get
tired. When used repeatedly on the pimples throughout the
day the ice will help to reduce inflammation or swelling and
will immediately soothe your skin.
Lemon
Yea I know, that is why you must have lemons readily in
your fridge. Lemon juice is rich in vitamin C. Lemon juice
helps pimples dry up faster. Be sure to use fresh lemon
juice. You can dip a clean cotton swab in fresh lemon juice
and apply it to the pimples before going to bed.
Read: Unbelievable Uses Of The Lemon Fruit
Honey
Honey is a source of natural antibiotics that can speed up
the healing process, as well as help prevent infections. Just
use a cotton swab to apply honey on the affected areas,
then wash off after about 30 minutes.
Toothpaste
Sounds unorthodox right? I shouldn’t be telling you this but
it sure works. I have tried this so many times. That
toothpaste that you use every morning to clean your teeth
can also be used to treat pimples quickly. It is most
effective when used following the ice remedy. Before going
to bed you can apply some toothpaste over the affected
skin area before going to bed. Wash your face with water
the next morning and you will see a significant improvement
in the swelling.
Garlic
Garlic contain various antiviral, anti-fungal, antiseptic and
antioxidant agent that can help in the fast treatment of
pimples. The sulfur in garlic also promotes quick healing of
pimples. You can slice a fresh garlic into two pieces and
rub the garlic on the pimples and leave it for five minutes
before washing the skin with warm water. You can repeat
the treatment several times a day.
Baking soda
Baking soda is a good option for all, but especially those
with sensitive skin because it will not cause any kind of skin
irritation. You can make a thick paste by mixing one
teaspoon of baking soda with some water or lemon juice.
Wash your skin very well and leave it slightly damp. Apply
the paste on the affected areas and allow it to dry for a few
minutes. Never keep baking soda on your skin for longer
than a few minutes as it can cause dryness. Wash your face
with warm water and apply a moisturizer.
Cucumber
Cucumber is a rich source of potassium and vitamins such
as A, C and E. It also has a cooling and soothing effect on
the skin. You can make a face mask by grinding one
cucumber. Apply it on your face and allow it to dry for 15
minutes. Wash your skin with warm water. This will help
clean dirt and bacteria from your pores.

Dear Valued Customer, this is to inform you that due to nationwide fuel crisis, our services may experience some strain. We are doing everything possible to manage the situation. Thank you for understanding.

I just did the blackberry plan was thinking it for 60 days but na one month o *crying* scam airtel

It all started 4 years ago wen we met at the mall....

It will work wen u update ur whatsapp and for now am only sure of andriod Windows and IPhone

How to add multiple admins to
WhatsApp groups:
For adding more than one admin, follow these simple
steps
Note: You must be the admin of the group to add
multiple admins to the group.
Go to the WhatsApp group to which you want to
add another person as Admin
Now go to the group info area by clicking on the
group name
Long press the person or contact whom you
want to make as the new admin.Now, you will
get the following options
add multiple admins to WhatsApp groups
Click on Add” your contact name” to the group
admins option and now the new admin is added.

Fraih:
Ok,thanks
It was said that the phone heats up after some time and the rear camera isn't too cool

It does not heat up, the front camera is ok 2mp

The phone is super ok battery last for two days, am commenting from it sef

For as many people that has undergone the NYSC Camping process pls can you give us candid advice on camp survival

Oga the site no make sense I register and just dumped it, the gals on it are wack

Lets get where we are posted to, so that we can see how we can help each other. My self Edo state

youngpol:
Dat's mean. I luv my baby girl though, just dat she pissed me off earlier today, I still havn't picked her calls

If it is that then it is a normal thing in relationship, u guys will settle later joor

youngpol:
Lipsealed! Just what I needed! But what do you do wen she keeps apologising profusely after you have said all these?

You ignore her and move on

youngpol:
When will all this TANkids leave this man alone..

But seriously if he continues like this he will fail

eddysernal:
babe: hi dear guy: ITS OvER... SIMPLE NO STORY

Just like that

1. A legion of excuses and change of promises
Since winning election, Buhari has been singing a new
tune totally different from what he told us prior to the
elections. From “dont expect miracles”, to “my agenda
threaten by falling oil prices” Now we even hear that the
APC’s manifestos which Nigerians voted for ‘is not the
bible or Qur’an which can not be change’ See gobe
2. Barring AIT
Old habits die hard. ‘repentant democrat’ indeed. The fate
of even nairaland is in the balance
3. Rewarding founder of BBOG group with political
appointment
That the activities of this group is suspect from the start
is no news but with this all doubts about their mission
and aims have been cleared. They may have many lofty
aims as a group but now we know that rescuing the
chibok girls is not one of their aims
4. Promises Selective probes (Case in point, Sanusi’s
£20 billions)
One of the think Buhari was accused of during the
campaigns was his tendacy for selective prosecutions.
Now tell me, what about the Financial Reporting Council
allegations of fraudulent financial recklessness leveled
against Sanusi himself including the Sanusi’s claim that
it paid N38.233 billion to the Nigerian Security Printing
and Minting Company Plc in 2011 for the “printing of
bank notes” whereas the turnover of the entire printing
and minting company group is N29.370 billion.
5.Promoting god fatherism in Nigeria political space
From hanging out with OBJ to granting interview to
Aljezera insinuating that OBJ is his political god father.
We all know that political god fatherism is one of the
bane of our national development as all political god
fathers are rent seekers
6. Making Corrupt politicians the pillars of his team
For some one who made all the right noises about
fighting corruption to be nomination a committee filled
with people with corruption cases with EFCC leave much
to be desired. Even making Timipre Sylva, who is
accused of stealing N19.2billion from the state treasury
while he governed the state between 2007 and 2011 as
the head of his team is a shame
7. Forming a parallel government.
Through his actions and utterances, the incoming
government was overheating the polity and carrying out
actions which tend to undermine the powers of President
Goodluck Jonathan. Do unto other as you wish other do
to you

Very Funny ways To Break Up With A Girl
“16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you’re capable of killing me… It’s over!!!”
“You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!”
“So now you’re drinking coke that has another man’s name on it, better go and find him because it’s over between us.”
“I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. I can’t date someone who’s not patient.” “Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It’s over!”
“You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It’s OVER!”
“I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!”
“You don’t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things.......

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Self service as in... Knowing how to massage ur *some_txt_missing* with this>>>>>>[/color]

Oh now I get, u cant use that nau the best is....

What you are saying is partially true but not totally. Am also new on Nairaland but I enjoy reading more. If I want a lot of post and views I know what to do. If I want to be so known I know what to do. Am working on something that will help new guys on Nairaland, so keep calm

That is called incest. To stop it will be difficult since u are enjoying it, the best thing to do is to flee from him and avoid bin alone together

zealot4me:
self service team

Self service like me knowing how to Barber, teach, or own a small shop. Pls explain better

falconey:
first you have to join the vaseline team then weed smokers association that when you will get laid.

Which one be vaseline team?

Have you ever found live on Nairaland? Pls share your experience, cos me am looking for one