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Cholls:
my brother if you play your game well i swear even garri will take you there.

Pls help me tell them

Midehi:
only kid boys thinks this way! SMH

Am sure if u taste u too will have no option than to...

I don't know whether it by chance or coincidence almost all the girls I meet after I cook indomie and Egg for them, my getting to the Promise Land is guarantee.

Any other testifier in the house

They are four and the fourth one is ur STUPIDITY

On Nairaland God Fearing man, Joke of the day

She borrow the white vest na why she dey cry

Is Oluwaseun Osewa on Nairaland? If yes what is his user name

Guys how can I stop this addiction

crowther15:
I collected this pishure from a friend of mine. These are accounting students writing their first semester exams (2014/2015) session inside BLT . Did U think student will still not cheat with miles of spaces between them.

The poster of this post is so dumb. Am out of here

Who is this INTROVERT sef,?

You only care about the face if it is a long time thing u r planning but if na just banging oga forget face

MJEndow:
, i love this

Why wont u love it. Imagine that the guy there is ur dad/son would you still love it

INTROVERT:
that's kossyablaze....



money ain't everything sha.

For Nairaland girls money is everything

The next person that will comment will explain

deadZONE:
i hv gotten ban like one million times, i had to abandon that account.

What do I do to get ban

CICERO09:
nah it shows the post is full of copy and paste crap+ u re a d.i.c.k head

Dick head is still good at least I go dey enter puna but u r a piece of S. H. I. T

surestsam:
Trash!!!

It shows u r not romantic at all

CICERO09:
Sincerely i learnt nothing

It shows how empty ur head is

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Hardetutu01:
i've been on nairaland since 2012 but i dnt knw how to create a topic.dnt want u guys to abuse pls,jst help ur broda

Pls let me laugh first before we teach u LOOOOOOOOOOL

Cutehector:
this was ur first post op... Hian...

U dey form CIA abi, hence forth my eyes are on u and our two will start Meek mill and drake fight here

Mine was in the romance Session, where I lied

Before you Marry her wait see their mother you might fall in love with her

All the best