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How u tey join Nairaland sef

Houseofglam7:
You know the full story!

Can't stop laughing, this must make fp

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And u will Thank me later
Seunzone
Web designer

Very simple, Just Buy Airtime on ur Phone then dial the number to call, then allow it to ring once and end it.

A very dumb post lacks indepth and sound foolish

adebayor1490:
use #200 in a day? like use it to call/ browse or both?

See question o, yes #200 in a day to do anything as long say the #200 finish

For girls u can date someone older but guys don't try it

agohmamuda:
The plan is MtnIpulse. I dont think one can download oh. Just browsing only.
#b careful of HemTeheN.

You can download o, you don't need any subscription just use #200 in a day then u automatically qualify for mtnpulse users

Wait let me ask Google

A lot of people think it’s weird to talk about periods, but not us. Menstrual cycles are part of our biology, just like the nervous system or the billions of cells that make up our bodies. Periods has been ignored by the society so much that most girls are left to find out about their bodies on their own. Here are 10 little known facts about menstruation – and the science behind them. 1. Menstruating makes you hornier The hormone progesterone is said to lower a woman’s libi.do. Yet while menstruating women produce less progesterone, which makes them likelier to crave se.x during this phase. 2. And less attractive to men A man’s testosterone levels are directly affected by a woman’s scent, which changes during a menstrual cycle. One study where men sniffed the T-shirts of women who were ovulating showed the men’s testosterone levels spike, while testosterone decreased when they sniffed T- shirts of women who weren’t ovulating. Another study showed that strippers make twice as much in tips when they’re ovulating than when they’re on their period. 3. In the olden days, girls didn’t used to get their period until around 16 or 17 Right now, the age of 12 is an average launching pad for a girl and her period pads. She will continue menstruating until around age 50. In the 1800s, the average girl did not get her first period until well into her teens. It is thought that girls reach puberty earlier these days due to a combination of better nutrition and increased stress. 4. Your periods isn’t just blood You can tell just by looking – if you cut your finger, the blood appears different from what shows up in your underwear. That’s because what comes out during a period is actually the lining of the uterus, a mixture of blood and tissue. Your body builds up the lining of your uterus each cycle in preparation for potential pregnancy. But if an egg isn’t fertilized by a sperm, the thickened lining of the uterus is shed through the va.gina. This is your period. 5. Your period can change your voice One study published in the journal Ethology claimed that men who listened to recordings of women’s voices were generally able to tell which women were menstruating. One would assume that their tone while menstruating was slightly more menacing than normal. 6. You can get pregnant on your period It’s unlikely, but still possible, since sperm can stay alive inside the va.gina for up to a week. The risk of pregnancy is highest when having se.x during the end of one’s menstrual cycle. 7. Your body mimics the symptoms of pregnancy in the days leading to your period In the days leading up menstruate, your body secretes hormones that cause irritability, feeling bloated, acne, and fluid retention—which are precisely the same symptoms one experiences during pregnancy. 8. You think more like a man when you’re menstruating Lowered estrogen levels during menstruation may actually enhance a woman’s “male cognitive skills,” lending a temporary cognitive advantage in areas such as spatial thinking.
9. You may bleed form other places than your va.gina In a very rare and a little scary medical condition known as “vicarious menstruation,” women on their period may also harmlessly bleed from their mouth, ears, lungs, nose, eyes, and skin. It is not known exactly why this happens, only that it does. 10. You need body fat in order to menstruate If your body fat plummets below 8-12%, your period will abruptly cease, if it ever began at all. Fat cells are correlated with a woman’s estrogen levels and are thus necessary in both menstruation and procreation.



That is what u guys want to click on

ladyF:
Lol

E be like say e don happen to ur bf before ds one u dey laugh

yuzjet:
Hi guys, please I want to know if the mtn pulse plan that allows unlimited browsing from 1am to 5am when you use 200naira in the day is still working.

Thanks...

Cc: ishilove, seun, lalasticlala

It not unlimited they give just 500 mb

saintchibu:
Thanks Mr. Smart!!! I'd rather be dumb and learn than pretend to be Mr. Know all like U. mtcheeeew

Well just switch on ur wifi and it will show the list of available network..... If u know the name of ur office wifi then u just click on it to connect....... Dumb Head

This is the dumbest post I have ever seen

Infinix hot note

How do I root my phone

Nice one but we don see most of them before

Diddyydiva:
your shortcomings are;
you are immature
you are dense

and you don't place your priorities well.


And you even brought this rubbish here

Wetin the guy do u, we all know he is lying but u come over finish am

You are a learner

firstEVA:
Behold, a retårded op

My follow retardee welcome on board

firstEVA:
Behold, a retårded op

My follow retardee welcome on board

pretydiva:
Op pls cm explain urself. Me nor understand wey tin u dey yarn

If u can't understand this how u go tey pass for school

GeneralQuamdeen:
Now that you have learnt how to create a topic...

I Believe u can read, try and read again

Without doubt seeing some names on Nairaland of our people call their THING. I have decided to create a thread for name. The Best 5 names will be shortlisted and Nairalanders will then vote. The winners
1st: A DINNER with me If she is a gal, if na guy #5,000
2nd : 2 months Internet subscription
3rd : Goko Cleanser

Lets start dropping the names
Eg
Girls (Center of excellence)
Guys (Power house)

Sassybae:
Lolz, funny

Wetin Funny??

I dey sure say the guy no wan pay after round 7, As he wan run na him the girl jump out follow am

Pls who can Explain, what Could have happened?

Research has shown that 76% of men would agree to have sex with the attractive female who is a total stranger, while none of the females agreed to have sex with the male, although about half agreed to go on a date with a guy reason because ladies believe is more than a physical action, they believe it is emotional. Except for the commercial sex workers.

The question is why is like that, is it that konji dey catch guys pass girls