₦airaland Forum

solumto:
I agree with closing your eyes to nonsense topics but ,when all or most of the posts are corrupted and you can hardly find intersting topics- Thats the problem.


Let me say somthing- 'WHY DO You HARDLY GET REPLIES TO REASONABLE TOPICS ON NAIRALAND?

but when u post somtin like- GIRLS AND BLOW JOBS, u get millions of replies.

why,why?

I AM CONCERNED

Because sex sells. Are you just realizing that? How many adverts do you see without some sexual content? The more sexually explicit ones get better patronage.
Meanwhile replies to such does not prick your grey matter a lot.

Talking of people from Aj and oshodi, they are here cos the site is meant for Nigerians and they are Nigerians.

I rest my case

So do not disturb your mind

aktopgun:
i can't post pictures anymore so we may just have to hope our ninja training to fight in the dark will help! _{goes off to continue practicing ninjitsu candle style}

You may have to get ready for intra-trouser(skirt) procedures very soon as many will be brought to your door step.

Thanks man.


Ohakim’s arrest, a ruse – EFCC

Ikedi Ohakim
Photo: Sun News Publishing
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The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has described as mere ruse media reports that Imo State governor, Ikedi Ohakim, was arrested and questioned by law enforcement agencies in London over alleged money laundering.

This refutal is coming as officials at the Nigeria High Commission in Britain also denied knowledge of the alleged incident.
The man in the eye of the storm himself, equally denied the allegation, describing it as false and grossly misleading.

Leadership, an Abuja-based newspaper had reported in its Tuesday edition, that Ohakim was arrested and interrogated by Scotland Yard operatives in London for alleged money laundering.

The governor was said to have got into trouble over his ownership of a house worth £1.8 million in South Kessington in London and another in Atlanta USA valued at $2.1 million as well as one million dollars allegedly found on one of his aides during the search of their hotel rooms when they visited the British city on March 17.
The newspaper also reported that President Umaru Yar’Adua had subsequently directed the EFCC to furnish him with detailed information on the allegation.

The newspaper report was sequel to a previous one published last Sunday by Ibadan-based Nigerian Tribune. Although the Tribune’s report was speculative, Leadership apparently blew off the anonymity of the South East governor involved in its own news story.
But, the EFCC in a statement signed by its Head, Media and Publicity, Osita Nwajah, debunked the reports, saying its investigations and checks with the law enforcement agencies mentioned in the affair did not “bear out the stories of arrest and interrogation.”

The full statement by the commission reads: “The attention of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has been drawn to some reports in the media alleging that law enforcement agencies in London, UK, acting on some security report from the Commission, arrested and questioned Imo State governor, Mr. Ikedi Ohakim. They are also reported to have, on the strength of the same security report, confiscated large sums of money and documents found on the governor, after a search of his apartment.

“The Commission wishes to state that no such security report was issued by it on Governor Ohakim and no such report was sent to any law enforcement agency within or outside Nigeria, with the intention to arrest or detain Governor Ohakim. Further, EFCC checks with the law enforcement agencies mentioned do not bear out the stories of arrest and interrogation of the said Governor, either based on the spurious security or other reports of the Commission.

“The media are advised to always crosscheck their facts before going to press.”
Daily Sun’s checks at the Nigeria High Commission in London also corroborated EFCC’s position.
A highly placed official who spoke on phone with Daily Sun on the condition of having his identity protected said: “We don’t have any more details or facts than what you have. We too only read of it in the newspapers on the internet.“But do you know there was a similar allegation against (Olusegun) Obasanjo last year, which we were forced to investigate here. And there was no truth in it. It was totally false.”
Also reacting to the allegation, Imo State Commissioner for Information and Strategy, Chief Chuma Nnaji, described it as baseless, and of no substance.

Chief Nnaji who briefed newsmen on the government position, said he had received over 17 telephone calls which drew his attention to the said publication which, he, however said, lacked credibility.
Nnaji added that, “when the Tribune Newspapers came out with their own version of the same story, I quickly went to His Excellency and he told me categorically that there was nothing like that, and I should be able to believe what he told me because I was not with him on that trip.”
Nnaji, made it clear that the governor was in London on Friday, March 14, 2008, with some of his commissioners and returned five days after, wondering how the newspaper obtained its facts in respect of the purported money laundering.

“I do not see how that story will be real because you know as much that the Metropolitan Police could not have released him as soon as possible if that story is real, that is why I believe it is false. I have spoken with my colleagues and some special advisers who travelled with the governor on the project he went for, and I have asked them and they said that it is all false.”


Anyway they are denying that. Look at the flimsy reason they are giving to call it a ruse.
The high commission said they also read up form the media meaning they may not know even if it is true

Tosh
hehe. kedu onye o bu? kedu mgbe I ga-alata?

I was lost in the wilderness of Nairaland and AKT found me.

Thank you AKT

faketan:
Does anyone know why?

What did we do?

Aaah. Thanks a lot bros.

I hope they will not find us there.

Busta:
lol . . .not sure where u saw but thanks
Not really a disavantage "per say" . . . I mean if u were born with it, it's God's given gift but wanting to go for an enlargement because u fantasize about them or because u just admire them is crazy. . . besides, her man ain't even complaining. Be satisfy with what u have.

Saw before it was hidden due to . . . . .

Sisikill:
Busta (hmmm, is that a play on words. . .ya know ) Do you think we should form a group with educate people on the disadvantages of being Busty?

I think they some pervs have stared some stuff out of your chest.
You sound a strong alarm

Busta:
@topic

Trust me, u really do not want big boobies . . . u're only fantasizing bout it now because when u get it, it'll fraustrate u.
- u hardly get nice tops that fit
- u hardly get nice bras that fit
- so much for backache in the name of heavy boobies
- when u meet a man for the first time, all they stare at is your boobies

yeah, they might be fun at first but with all these disadvantages, they really starts to fraustrate you.

take it from me

Talking from experience Yours is fine though. It fits your curvy body.

Does anyone know why?

What did we do?

Who is this Governor?
http://www.tribune.com.ng/23032008/news/news1.html
Do you have a first hand info? please share with us.

[b]A SERVING governor in one of the south eastern states of the country was quizzed by a team of armed policemen from the Fraud and Money Laundering Special Scotland Yard Squad, on Monday 17 March, 2008 over money laundering.


The governor, Sunday Tribune learnt, jetted out of the country on Friday, 14th March, 2008 with his entourage and checked into Inter-Continental Hotel, Park Lane, Central London under an assumed name.


It was gathered that the governor had a reception for indigenes of his state resident in the country the following day. The reception also had in attendance, the Nigeria Acting High Commissioner and representatives of a foreign company planning to build an oil and gas company in the governor’s state.


The governor was said to have signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with the representatives of the company at the reception.


The next day, Sunday March 16, the governor paid homage to his people who came calling on him at his hotel room.


He was said to have retired at about 11 p.m, when the last visitor left, only to be woken up early the following morning, Monday, by the men from Scotland Yard.


The security operatives, who, acting on a tip off, searched his hotel room, and documents linking him to a house purchased late last year at the cost of £1.8m in South Kensington, London and another in Atlanta, USA at the cost of N$2.1m. Another document showed that the governor is a co-owner of a company in China.


The police also recovered a sum of £1.2m cash from the room of one of the governor’s aides. The governor and the aide were arrested and taken into custody where they were quizzed.


The governor was released the same day but his aide was released the following day because he had a British passport. The money is still in the possession of the police, pending the end of investigation into the source of the money the man claimed was genuinely earned by him.


It was rumored that the money was brought into London through an agent who uses one of Nigeria’s neighbouring countries diplomatic bag. The agent, Sunday Tribune learnt, was paid 20 per cent of the total money successfully brought into the UK and had been successfully transacting such business in the past.


Sunday Tribune findings revealed that that particular transaction went awry because the governor failed to settle all his accomplices whom he had earlier promised would get their share of the loot.


Our source disclosed that when the governor took possession of the money on Friday night, he handed it over to the aide for keeps.[/b]

Chacal:
So that makes u what?
A LIE DETECTOR??

sounds good.
You know now, if u cannot be a detective, remove the -ive and add or.

Chacal:
Negative!!!!!

Everyone can't be a detective.

You are allowed to be a detector

Chacal:
@ faketan,

You reckon??

trust me

Chacal

You guys are on another levels then

did she tell you?

Chacal:
You need to shave this head ASAP.
I thunk ma counsellors contacted u last night. . . . .
Don't tell me his therapy didn't work. . . .
Danity shaved hers this morning. .I will post pictures soon.

Umuigbo
Happy Easter.

almondjoy:
Still on the subject. "fartin" or "farthing" = romantic expression in the "black" race!

SHOOOOO! you. . .

Enjoy your work while digesting your romantic beans.

do not fart please

almondjoy:
This is too hilarious to even comment.

Thought you were asleep?

you are funny

®~^Sly^~®:
Not that i attract fakes!. . . .it is what i see daily
Sum of 'em doesn't even know how to 'cat-walk' . . . .
They would be walking like someone who's been shot !!!!!!!!
Is it by force!?


Ahhhh! Danity . . .which k.inda peepz u roll with? bus drivers? lol. .
I see thats why u have been reiterating that naija men are wannabeez. . no wonder!

Lets get sum straight. . .
Naija men are highly respected world-wide
You don't believe me? u need to see how them whites. . Hispanics. . .Brazilians,Caucz. . et all are after our tails . .

Beat that. . .because they know what we are worth!. . .
Y'all don't know what y'all are missing. . . .for real you're missing out big time
Chill with the real naija dudes and i bet ya. . u'd come back here to sing praise n worship songs for them naija men!


Fake. . .fake!!. . .from the crown of their heads to the soles of their feetz!!!!!!!!!!!! thats naija chicks for u

You are making me feel. . . . ok my name is FAKE TAN.

The two supposed l's do not resemble themselves. so,

4Him:
Will anyone of the ladies here please help me out with this pet peeve of mine.
Why do black sisters wear unwieldy wigs in a bid to have long hair?

I see blond weave-ons, blue weaves, stiff horse hair, matted braids . . . why? Is this their idea of romance?

yea
Including plus unkept hair

stillwater:
mmmmhh, and they say men don't gossip

Yes they don't. You could have guessed that the friend of hers that told me was a woman.

Will u close ur ears?

stillwater:
But you knew he gives her a signed empty check, how private can that be . Anyway you never can tell what goes on indoors

because walls have ears.

You have a close friend who has a close friend who has a close friend who has a close friend she trusts, and one of the trusted close friends in the chain of trusted close friend happens to be me

danity:

Fair exchange? Better for one to die than both to die. Why save no soul when there is opportunity to save one?
Jack knew they could both die. Better her than him. He loved her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In your case - i do agree as well though.

Me and you are friends
You smile, I smile

You hurt ,I hurt
You cry, I cry
You jump off the bridge
I am going to miss you

Why would he complain to me? Did I contract their marriage?
I gave that example because you said such people who age fast do so because they are suffering under the military rule of their husbands.
This one is not suffering under any military rule.

stillwater:
The women you are describing here are the ones suffering under the military regime of their husbands, why won't they stress up?

I had a neighbour whose husband gives a signed empty cheque but she wears , wonders shall never end. She refuses to look for God knows why.
is the husband to blame?