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blueband:
Dejipumping,
NA you sabi.No allow me change my mind carry cashcraft go SEC.People for your office don call me dey beg say make we resolve the issue amicably.So don't go defending your company blindly.

Baba Blueband

I don't really know why someone is stressing you in Cashcraft.
My Account officer Taiwo is at my beck and call.
He has never disappointed or ever did anything without my consent.
Someone must be bad in there.

Obalende:
guys, this thread is moving too fast - una eyes de red for money oh<kidding> (excuse my pidgeon english).

Anyways, the thread has gone too long, I will resort to information retrieval and data mining to dig up valuables from here. Time is coming on NSE when men shall be doing optical character recognition on dailies and writing perl scripts to automate getting info.

Anyways, I have one million naira and I am looking for 60% returns in two months; i will be concentrating the funds into just one insurance company - I have reduced the list down to two - NIGER and CORNERSTONE. what are the pros and cons of each of these

Check very well.
I heard Niger may be going on TS

@ easimoni,

pls do you know if and when NEM be will going on TS ?
I do not want to get caught up.
Thanks

Wanajo,
Please can I talk to you briefly on YIM?

I will appreciate it if it is not against your ethics.
I already sent you an offline message .
Thanks

@ESS
make I answer this one
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-31554.96.html

see am for that page my bro/sis

RoughCut:
Yep you fit jump out sharpish abi wetin you dey wait for?.

The only thing i can think is the YE is due i think anytime and they may be psyching us up for TS if they have not already been! So don't get caught.
I guess they do FY '07 results and if it looks good then allow it to climb a bit and there you go before you know what's happening TS!

Thanks a lot

Oga Roughcut
That NEM of a coy, wetin de drive am?

Any better abi na de same hype wee de drive other insurance stocks?
I got at 3.83, make I jump out? E don do 48% today(5.7)

Ikomi:
Nne agakwaram ohh, the message was great. And one of the things the man said was that no beautiful lady should call me uncle Ikomi. Its like disenfranchisement. Like now if u leave Fake or Tosh it means I can't have a go, because your excuse would be am an Uncle now.

Infact iwe abialam.

Ikomium ka o bu Iko-miri!!!!
lmfao

ifyalways:
ok pres.chewe kwa the ogwu til i puo ogwu na isi. lol
pres luvvvv dey tora utooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i wish you know.

ngwa ma wheel barrow sweetie,bia ga anyi si ebe a puo.
ka chi foo nu umu igbo dum. ka chukwu metu anyi niile aka ngozi na oganiru na izu a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJnJrULJO6E&NR=1

onye oma m. bia metu m obi ka m were relaxi a

ok ekwerela m
Ikom na Presi bia ka m kworo gi na barrow m
No food for lazy man.

only 10p for 1 mile as you get money for bus
Anya ukwu di n'ogbe a di too much.

Unu niile hukwara Ifyu m mgbe O batara n'ama. Ebube ya jide unu niile. Onye o bula na-eju amu oyi.
Nani m ka obi kara. Ify ahu m owee dalikwatiya.

Unu cheburu na O na-ata aru.
Ugbua anya ukwu emewala unui.
Kwuonu ihe masiri unu
Love eburula anyi ka mmanya.
Ify werere chaa

Uche-uche
anwunoo. imere ole eshi
okenekwaa

Bia umuigbo

Otego romeo biadebere ogbako.
Nani na val day ka O bia si hiii
Biko anyi ga-edunye ndi ga-eje mara ma ahu odikwa ya mma.

Umuigbo Okwanu eziokwu?

Hmmmmm

Interesting interesting. Well you guys are right. I no get car. What I have is way out of the league of cars. So it will be degrading to call it a car.

I also have a wheel barrow but it does not have a door.

Now guys, I grew up in nigeria, and I will tell you any time and any day that I will open both car and ordinary doors for my woman and any woman. Reason, I am one of the outdated gentlemen.
For sex? no not for sex. I do it because women are tender and should be treated so except the woman refuses such gesture.

It takes nothing out me.
Ikomium how far? thanks man. My wheel barrow has problem with the wheels.

Romeo the great man. hahahahahahah.

Amaghizi m gi na Tosh onye ka achu

efuah:
Thank you my sister!

Some low self esteem secretaries do! Some materialistic ones also do! Those that believes not that favour, blessing n prosperity lies in the Mighty hands of God also does, thinking the boss can do better "than" God!

I am a boss in my firm too. . . all my subordinates are males except one lady. For the guys, they dare not throw a wink at me, talk of a date giving birth to sex!!

if they throw a wink wetin go happen?

Yodi and pumping.

Thank you for answering my question yesterday about blank cscs report. I talked to my broker about it and by the time I checked today, it was no longer blank.
You are the best

Mamaput
Abeg are you mixed race or hardcore naija? No offence intended?

Meanwhile, I need ogbono soup with egusi, put okporoko, and isi ewu?

You get nkwobi? Ok good give one plate to yvskc, then another nkwobi plate for leilah.

I think Almondjoy will like one plate too.

Ok give malta guiness to everyone or 5-alive if they prefer that.

In fact give them whatever they want eeeh
How much ?

Yodi, pumper etc
Thanks a lot.

faketan:
hi guys
I was expecting to get some summary from my cscs account but what I have is this blank sheet. Is this what it should be  please.
Thanks for helping me.
   
                 
CENTRAL SECURITIES CLEARING SYSTEM LTD.
 

   
 
 
sro
 
FREE MONTHLY STOCK POSITION As At
01 January 0001
 
MEMBER:
       

INVESTOR'S ACCOUNT:
   CSCS NO.:
   
" NAME:
   
" ADDRESS:
,  

 

 
   
SECURITY ID. SECURITY NAME VOLUME/UNIT

Please Pumping, AKtopgun, yodi etc, make una helep talk to me. Wetin I go do for this kind gbese nah. my CSCS is showing a blank sheet. Wetin I go do?
I opened the account in January anyway. Does anyone know how long it takes before the statements begin to show.
Abeg make una helep.

hi guys
I was expecting to get some summary from my cscs account but what I have is this blank sheet. Is this what it should be  please.
Thanks for helping me.
   
                 
CENTRAL SECURITIES CLEARING SYSTEM LTD.
 

   
 
 
sro
 
FREE MONTHLY STOCK POSITION As At
01 January 0001
 
MEMBER:
       

INVESTOR'S ACCOUNT:
   CSCS NO.:
   
" NAME:
   
" ADDRESS:
,  

 

 
   
SECURITY ID. SECURITY NAME VOLUME/UNIT

aktopgun:
here's a sort of addendum to my previous list which still stands

1.continental insurance - uptrend likely to continue

2.intenegins - Upsurge likely

3.cornerstone - drop likely to continue

4.abc transport - drop to continue

lets wait and see what the market tells us at close of day shall we.

Yes

Onye

oziomatv:
ma ify juru itinye foto ya ke ka mga esi mara ka head lamp ya di?

Onye ji the lamp ahu uzo agwago gi? O na ichoro ikwete.

Ichewe mgbe I ga-ahu ya, nsogbu dikwa

Ozioma odiegwu ma ihutugo nke ify m?

Nke ya di perfect. Ozuru oke.
ara kwu oto na-akpasu nwoke iwe. . . . . .

Ozioma, ka TOH nwetakwa gi

Toshmann
Onweghi mmadu noghunu chaa_{ma o buru ndi mbano}
I am laughing my ass off.

OK Tosh kwuo nke bu eziokwu ka ihere megbuo ekwensu.

Imakwa na-amaghi m onye bu felibombo.lmfao
O dika ihe I na-akpo onye O bu. Chei you are better off a commedian.

Nani onye m ma bu Ifybombo, Ifysitato
Ogwula ka o ha m n'onu

yvskc:
ty again people for your reassurance etc
@ Romeo I may want advice from those willing to give but there is no way I would take it if they are telling me to run away from my husband
In all the time I have been with my husband only one person has told him to leave me,that was before our marriage.
He said that it could not work and my husband cut him off totally.
We want to settle in Nigeria when retirement comes and I suppose I could always wait to learn it when I am living there permanently
Or live in blissful ignorance
For that reason I want my sons to be secondary schooled in Nigeria.So they can at least hear the language of their father.

In Igbo land we believe one thing, the righteous cannot be maltreated without the evildoer being punished.

No one will see see a woman with your kind of heart and reject or maltreat her just cos she cannot speak Igbo.
Like romeo said, you sure deserve a home.
You sure deserve peace cos I think you have a pure heart.
Bless your soul. Nnoooooooooooooooooooooo
Egbe bere, ugo bere, ndu mmiri, ndu azu

~Lady~:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I WILL BE MY HUSBAND'S SECRETARY!!!

I know a professor like that. His wife is his secretary. His name is Prof. Rogers and works with ionic liquids.

Very busy and a workaholic. The only way the wife will be with was for her to his secretary and they are enjoying it.

nwa-uwa:
umu igbo ibem oooo
udo diri unu niile.
ify m,kedu ebe ino?o kwa ihula na fake bu fake hapu fake ugbua oge ka diri gi,jiri ehihie chowa ewu oji,nwanne m.agwa o mara,o mara

Haha
ndi ochonganoko, raalu moo biko.
Nwa-uwa ibu onye? Biko kowatagodu onwe gi ofuma inugo nwanyi/nwoke oma

parislomo:
Overtime, they form some kind of bond that only working together can build. Also, the secretary gets to know a lot about her boss' moves. Also, the secretary gets to know her boss' moods. Also, the secretary becomes more involved in her boss' social world. Also, the secretary gets to block the boss' 'external runs' paving way for herself alone. Also,


Me taking a break now. . .

Sounds more like talking from experience

ifyalways:
hope na o bughikwa ihe m na eche ooooooh
uche m gbagokwara a gbago mana cherekwa,nke a i si si nye felicia ya address nke a o style i ji mee ya invite ka o bu gini?
why not i nye felicia nomba m?why not why?

presi lee obi m oooo
o putara na felicia ka m nma?m ga tewe bleaching ,fellicia o di anya sef?

Nne ihe mem ji si ya nye felicia number bu na felicia amaghi onye m bu. Ihe m ji si ya nye yanumber ulo bu na O bia o hu gi n'ulo.
Felicia odi oji ma odi ocha amaghi m.
Nani gi bu achalu ugo m maara.

Nne ujo atula gi. Inugo nwada mara mma. Karia ma ichola ita anu nchi rere ere.
Nke a I na-ebekuzi Pres O na-awusi ya ka m mma?

PLC
Please bring mooooorrrrreee tori