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sam sam una no go kill me with laf here.  

\danity true true, there is no man whose wife keeps smart that will not appreciate it.

First he will like to go out with you and flant you befoire his friends, meaning he will not be ashamed to go out with you. ,

But when you go out with your wife for a function and your friend asks you, 'Is she your mother?

What will you do next time if you are the man?

danity:
Yeah - then everything clicks into place or she shows the man pepper for looking at that cute, smart lady. It goes both ways.

And who will you blame? You said 'after all i'm married' means 'afterall he does not care' where as he cares.

It is then that you will know he cares. Why will you show him pepper when you took your face value for granted.
Baby you gotta look good for your man. It is very necessary. Unfornatelty, in some places in nigeria, how fat your ass is, is a measure of how wealthy you are. And when you raise your hand and shout praiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiise the lord, your bicep fat will be obstructing the vew of those around you.

danity:
[@ faketan - it's not a problem of "after all, i'm married". It's more like "after all, he doesn't care"

Until you catch him eyeing a cute and smart lady who may be older than you are.

danity:
Any man that says otherwise - knows what's up.
Looks count - sure but do they have to be what your relationship is based on?
If you sow a few nights of goathead soup, at least a massage or one day's vacation should be reaped.

I won't even answer you about the bust size anymore. You know what you can handle so i guess big boobs are not your style

@ faketan,
Not every fat woman is lazy. Some of them can't lose weight after they pop children out. Some are genetically fat. Smartness, however, counts. A woman who cannot carry herself has issues.
Also, if you've been romantic but the ladies have been cruel to you - you've been looking in the wrong places.

@ Stillwater - thank you oooo. They will drink beer and start grooming pot bellies.

You can 'told' me that again. We all know that overweight could be genetical. What it means is that you have to work harder than the ordinary person to stay fit, not that you cannot stay fit. That is what science says about the fat gene.

Who says that nature is fair. But you always have a remedy. The problem is that the will power to stay fit is not there. 'after all I am married'

If not for racial prejudice, black women would not have black husbands over here because the white girls believe that black men are better husbands.

danity:
Una wan kill me? Ah ahn

Okay - first come, first serve.

@4him,
I love my color because I don't have different shades when it comes to conveying my expression.
Oh no he didn't! Did you just call black women - abrasive and loud? Not all black women are abrasive. The abrasion must have been caused by the man and his unromantic side.
The cruise was just an example.
We're the ones who tolerate their sorry behavioural problems.

@ChacalLol at TFC and Mr. Biggs. Romance is not one-sided all the time.
At the same time there is a difference between romance and provision. I agree.
Is it hard for a guy to put some food in a basket and take a woman out on a picnic? _{I'm westernized, yes and I hate myself for it.}
Black guys expect to come home from work and be catered to but how do they cater to their women in return? By giving her money to buy clothes for the children or by giving her money to buy groceries?
How many times do they get their wives gifts just for the sake of it? Or how many times, do black men cook for their wives and wait on her - hand and foot for one day out of the 52 weeks a year without it being an occasion.

As for the bust size - as long as it's not drooping, i think y'all should be thanking God for the increase in bounties

The ass - what can we say - we are just naturally endowed to have that part. At least some of the black sistas out there.

I guess you have always been around the wrong couples. I no lie you sis

Rev2bit:
That depends, give her a break and get a divorce, if you love her for her looks the relationship is lost anyway. I am not trying to be mean just the facts sir. Oh the most important sex organ is between the ears not the legs, we all get old and not so pretty, but real love is loving the person not the shell. : {>

A good woman is not lazy. They lose their shape and form due to laziness forgetting bloating out is not good for their health. A virtuous may not be pretty but she will be smart. Who does not liuke good things.

Why do you even bother to look smart before marriage if not to be attractive. You think you do not need to be smart to remain attractive to the man.

This is natural and you cannot expalin it away.

4Him:
the blackman is pragmatic . . . no time to waste decieving you.

I have experienced that when u do the deceiving, it is misinterpreted.

Chacal
I had a girlfriend staying with me in naija. I was not rich but on her birthday, I managed to raise some small money to get a nice bracelet. I did not want her to see it before hand so I asked another friend to bring it along on the day.

You don't want to know what hapened that day.

Give us break jare.

Chacal,
I did not read you post above before posting mine.

We are actually saying the same thing.

Are black women romantic?

They do not know what romance is. When you tend to be romantic to a black woman, she thinks you are not man enough.

Talking from experience.

Give me a break please. When they want to be romantic, they are doing it for a purpose.

According to AlmondJoy, they fake to be romantic in order to take control of the man.
So what are we talking about here?

Typewriter:
Kai dear snazzy u are not qulified 2 post here. the topic is for people like us who have love mate.
and i know that you know that everybody knows that God knows that you SNAZZY have no phone let a lone a boyfriend by any name. because u are too shy for a real boo to date.

Snazzy is too shy for you?then you do not know her.

You need to see her bloke man and you will bow. He is as cute as she is gorgeous.
So cut the ,

yea I agree with you that the typical white person thing is not the wisest statement ever.

But he has made the statement and I know Hilary and the media will rivet that hole until an elephant can pass through it.

As I said, barack has tried his best. He has proabaly given them a reasoin not to vote for him as some one said above.

if he wins the Demo primary, I think it will be a miracle.
But the other camps have made some outrageous statements in my own opinion. Such may never have the same kind of riple effect that this will have on barack.

I was watching LKL today and he asked him what he meant by the 'typical white' comment.

His answer was not good enough to me. I felt for him.

Well the race issue is a two edged sword.

It is actually difficult to go into it and get out unscathed.

He has actually tried in my own opinion to be neutral.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Almond J
Abeg today na good friday. Just be[b] good [/b] today please.

Kobojunkie:
I don't think it is necessarily just people in their constituency. In the case which you pointed, he was contacted by an organization. Senators do help businesses and organizations too. By the way, Clinton has helped a lot of folks too in most the same way.

Anyway, I am beginning to sound like I am a clinton supporter now. I would really love it more if people would open their eyes more to reality and examine every detail before they decide to cast their vote in this election.

Not disputing that Hilary would have done that. I was basing my argument on an ealier comment.
Meanwhile The point is that it is his job as a senator. well taken.

Kobojunkie:
but @Faketan, if the organization had contacted anyone else, I bet 80% that the same would have happened. I am not sure if you know it but senators actually serve for emergency situations such as these. Just last year, I contacted the senator in my area to request that she help me get my passport as I needed to travel for a funeral and I was told to send my info in and she would contact the right people to make sure it happens. Obama is a senator and I am sure this is not the first time he has had to handle such.

Well I am aware that they do that for people in their constituency not for a foreigner.

I thought of that before my previous post though.
Thanks for educating me.

Someone said africans will not benefit if he wins,

Well he is yet to win, and a nigerian has already benefited from his popularity.

[b]Obama helps Nigerian kerosine victim procure visa
By Paul Ohia with agency report, 03.21.2008
Friday, March 21, 2008

United States' Democratic Party presidential hopeful, Barack Obama's presidency may benefit Africans afterall, as the man who is yet to get his party's nod for the race has helped a Nigerian kerosene victim get visa to America.

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Justice Amadi needed help to undergo five surgeries in the US after serious burn from kerosene explosion, the surgery date was set, but getting American visa was not easy.

According to suburbanchicagonews, the 16-year-old Nigerian boy needed a visitor's visa and a passport, which Nigerian government said would take several months to obtain.

By December 2007, three months to his first of five surgeries at Cincinnati's Shriners Hospital, representatives of Libertyville-based Aid Africa's Children contacted Obama's office, hoping that the Illinois Senator would be sympathetic and help his constituents.

Two days later, Amadi got a call from the government telling him his paperwork was ready.

From then, it was a countdown to February 1, when Amadi would leave Umuagawo, Nigeria, for Lincolnshire, 6,200 miles away.

Leaving his parents and eight siblings was tough, Amadi said.

At the airport in Lagos, he nearly cried while saying his goodbyes, and then he was off. Lagos to London. London to Chicago.[/b]
That is more than enough.

Krrush I still dee.

Just tell me how to manage it

Please guys this my portfolio

Firstbank 1000000 units
Zenith 2000000 units
GTB 10, 000000 units
Oando 1 000 000
Chevron 1 000 000
ABC 20 000 000
Japaul 500 000
Transcorpse 50, 000 000
Afro oil 5 000 000
Wema 5 000 000

Wetin una wan make I do. Abeg Yodi and blueband make una help me manage am

Tosh
Ngwa kedu ebe gi na nwa ada obu noro hu?
Kedu onye o bu? O na -abia nl?

O bu nnechi?

Meenu ka anyi maara. Ikwesiri i kowataranuru ur best friend. A gaghi anara gi ya inugo. Ify ezugoro m.

JayFK:
LMAO! you are definitely jumping on the race wagon bro. Everyone knows that politicians hire speech writers as part of their staff, almost all the presidents of the US if not all have hired speech writers, even the great John F Kennedy. Speech writers come from all different ethnic groups just like any other career,this is not a race issue, matter of fact this is a non issue. If you honestly think this is a race issue, you're definitely the one that is ignorant.


This has nothing to do with the topic, don't let your distorted vision of race cloud your judgement. How do you know the story you just related to me actually happened? Unless you can prove the story this is simply hearsay.

Even an illiterate knows that the US is the so called leader of the "free world", whoever is getting elected directly affects us because that would determine their policies towards us. However, most of you especially Africans are supporting Obama solely because he is black, not because of his policies or anything but because he shares the same skin color with you. I bet if Larry Elder were to run for president and was as succesful as Obama is, you people will vote for him because he is black too. If I thought that Hilary's policies were better than Obama's Id be supportive of her, but she supported the War in Iraq, so I'm leaning towards Obama a little bit,since their stances on the major issues are near identical.




WTF does that even mean?

All the way it is a win, win situation for him.

If JFK and co became famous for the speeches written by others for them to read as you guys are suggesting, what is wrong in Obama being applauded for doing the same. Why crucify him. Should you not congratulate him for following the footsteps of the legends?
And why is it that Hillary have not been able to get same.

The link on teleprompter you gave even called hillary a wood. remember that piece was written 3 months ago. The guy would have written another since. probably he has been silenced.
Guys Obama rocks.
Wether he wins or not, he has done well.

Krrush:
Hear me ke?

You no even see me sef.To poach na stealthy stealthy business. _{wetin this nairaland people chop remain sef.}

haha, Transcorpse, na wetin remain.

haha Krrush,

I hear you

Walahi talahi
wetinde hafen for NSE don taya me

kwuma First bank don lose £3 today. This one na NSE liphe.

this bears, bears, dem no even gree wait for day break.
Haba

JayFK:
so quick to jump on the racism bandwagon. You do know that there are professional speech writers right?

Haha, there is nothing like jumping on the race bandwagon bros.
If Hilaray has been delivering those beautiful speeches, you will just say she is brilliant. But because she is one of your kind, no, he cannot.

Now you want to tell me that someone wrote the speeches and Hilary campaign team are saying nothing about it. Just lifting a quote from his surrogate was made a big issue let alone when someone writes for him. That sounds silly. If it comes from a black it cannot be real. that is why we are still backward in Nigeria.
An engineer in Nigeria prepared a beautiful project plan to be presented to a governor, and the aid told him that as good as it is, if he does not come along with a white man that  the Governor will not take it serious.The same mentality is still holding some people. I thought living outside nigeria should have floggd the demon of ignornace out of you guys.
Superb tailors will make good cloth in Nigeria only to label it made in America for people to buy them. When I visited home last, all the nigerian made clothes I wore was different in everybodies eye. Hehe, this na baba now. 'a only you de wear all the london cloths' Shine yours eyes. They full ground for your door mouth.

JayFK:
This is one of our problems right here "African". I don't understand why Nigerians need to worry about other Africans on the basis of skin color, sure it might be an American sentiment because it is a melting pot of cultures, thats perfectly understandable. We really need to stop thinking in terms of "black vs white", we need to be thinking more in terms of "Nationality" rather than race. We should first try to get our s**t together rather than worrying about someone elses. I don't think Obama doesn't need to give a flying rat's ass about Ghana, Nigeria or Liberia's problems solely because he's black.

Why did you even border clicking on the link since u do not care.  Ptrobably you do not know that people in far away Japan and othe far east countries are keeping vigil for him. It is now a crime for his own to wish him well.

They print Obama vest and make obama cake for him in Japan. I wonder the why it wrong that african's are interesed.

Probably you are unconsiously interested as that is only natural. 
There is a thin line between racism and species protection. you just need to be a human being to draw the line.

I am wondering why no one is mentioning the elegant Funmi Coker. She is pretty, cute and gorgeous and so is her newscaster. She does it in style.

Cyril stober is not bad, but there is this guy that casts from Ibadan network center. he is the man for me any day.

nuzo:
If some people in Nairaland could put up excellent ideas in their comments in few munites, why will anybody think it will be had for Obama to write that speech himself?

Ask him.
I think he is one of those blacks who believe that blacks can never get it right or a white supremacist.

If you watched CNN's situation room, I think you would be ashamed to say someone wrote his speech for him.

Thank Good there was no black man in the team that analysed his speech, except probably the Asian.

All of them praised him and said he did what no politician in the US has been able to do-to take the bull by horn.
Give it to him. he is a great man. Even if he loses due to white sentiment, he is a great man and a legend of his time.

If he is white, Hillary will not see his back.

Haha Tosh nke m.

uwa rikwara gi mma.

Ka o burukwa eziokwu. chileke lee. Ekpere m I zara n,ebe Tosh no, a na m ekele gi nke ukwuuuuuuuu.

Ugbua , naani m nwe nwerecha.

Toshi agaghizi elenyere Ify anya.

toshmann:
iwe ewela unu umunne m, agara m new jersey (obodo bush) i ga hu onye mu na ya ga alu very soon. ebe umu nairaland juru m aju, agaghi m aju onwe m, m gaa huta nke m tupu umu akwuna cardiff akporo m laa mmuo

soo, these days agaghi m adi regular na nairaland. i hope unu ghotara. . . . . . .
nwanyi atogbuo onwe ya ooooo

O dika onwere go felibombo aka Toshi kpara. Bia kwuo eziokwu.

I ga na-emezi TDB n'elu nwanyi. Chetakwa maka agumakwukwuo iji maka ya bia obodo a.
Iduwasichaa the babe ike I bia kporo anoda felibombo.

Toshi nwayookwa. I hope the wind no reach your side sha.

Read the whole speech here.

No summary
http://naijanet.com/news/source/2008/mar/18/1000.html

Presido,

Question? ngwanu juonu m. Onye ajuju a naghi efu uzo.

Ask and it shall be given unto you