faketan:

Please guys this my portfolio

Firstbank 1000000 units
Zenith 2000000 units
GTB 10, 000000 units
Oando 1 000 000
Chevron 1 000 000
ABC 20 000 000
Japaul 500 000
Transcorpse 50, 000 000
Afro oil 5 000 000
Wema 5 000 000

Wetin una wan make I do. Abeg Yodi and blueband make una help me manage am

bros u no dey happy at all. is this your real or virtual portfolio? no make some peeps go ask their uncles to give them money to become a billionaire in dollars just like my brother Aliko

@Aktopgun and others, greetings to u all
I have largely been a silent reader but i post sometimes. Congrats to u AKT u are becoming a guru in chart analysis! What u did on mbenefits(to further analyse was a perfect "pan in the handle" formation. We are at the point of the handle which may last from two weeks to one month which is always noticeable with a volume dryout as indicated in your chart. My opinion is that this is the best time to buy mbenefit(in the handle area) for medium term investors or u may wait for a volume spike to confirm entry point. In addition to other tech parameters, u should also use the cup in the handle or pan in the handle formations. It works very well on the nse e.g utc cup formation(jan 2007- N1.22-N4.00), first alum etc. But always go with the trend i.e entrying with the upcoming bull cycle!!!
Kudos to u all , i ve enjoyed all ur posts and am really humbled

@Aktopgun and others, greetings to u all
I have largely been a silent reader but i post sometimes. Congrats to u AKT u are becoming a guru in chart analysis! What u did on mbenefits(to further analyse was a perfect "pan in the handle" formation. We are at the point of the handle which may last from two weeks to one month which is always noticeable with a volume dryout as indicated in your chart. My opinion is that this is the best time to buy mbenefit(in the handle area) for medium term investors or u may wait for a volume spike to confirm entry point. In addition to other tech parameters, u should also use the cup in the handle or pan in the handle formations. It works very well on the nse e.g utc cup formation(jan 2007- N1.22-N4.00), first alum etc. But always go with the trend i.e entrying with the upcoming bull cycle!!!
Kudos to u all , i ve enjoyed all ur posts and am really humbled

faketan:

Please guys this my portfolio

Firstbank 1000000 units
Zenith 2000000 units
GTB 10, 000000 units
Oando 1 000 000
Chevron 1 000 000
ABC 20 000 000
Japaul 500 000
Transcorpse 50, 000 000
Afro oil 5 000 000
Wema 5 000 000

Wetin una wan make I do. Abeg Yodi and blueband make una help me manage am

@faketan

After this one,fake no fit remain for nairaland again.

Fake ti tan  

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Stumpy And The Plane
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane." Martha always replied, "I know Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars."
One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 81 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another chance." Martha replied, "Stumpy, that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 10 dollars."
Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Stumpy and said, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but 10 dollars is 10 dollars."

Loma you have caused me to fall off my seat again. Good work bro

Omoba3:

I no want to cotrol, jus folo u chop small, small ehn

If I can compress the file small enough I go giv u ebook for abela

No problem, u go chop. Please send the book to my email. chikamso at yahoo.com. Happy easter in advance

What do you see?

The two supposed l's do not resemble themselves. so,

Happy Holidays from my broker (no wonder he cant get any stock on bid )

And also my banker(hope no be on top of my NSE loot hin dey get fat )

And my Nairaland friends! (Identify them-some clues-WW,YY,EM,AK,F2,PP)

Not forgetting the fundamentalists!(na to siddon like Wanajo on top of BOC gases wey hin buy at 2 naira )

And the CICOers running in and out!(long ears needed to hear rumors early!)

you are funny

@Loma, nice works. You know, you have to be special so as to specialize in the specialization of your specialities!

@ Ioma,

You're not only special, you're INTELLIGENT. Only an intelligent person can execute what you do.
Na CPR dem take rescucitate me from one of your laughs early in the week.Keep it up.

@loma,
i go send u my hdd,make u load am up
love yur concepts, thanks,
u r d man

@All UK based Nairalanders,

Proshare Nigeria intend to produce an Investment seminar in London for Nigerians in diaspora around July/August 2008 in conjunction with other collaborating analysts. The seminar would suit those with existing stock portfolio's as a personal portfolio screening excercise would be conducted for each participant. I am one of the facilitators and would like to seek your input as per content. What would you like to see/hear?, what are the issues that concern you in UK as an invetsor in the NSE? How do you use fundamental/technical (and emotional) analysis as decision making tools to maximise the returns on your investment?, etc,etc .Investors abroad tend to take more informed risks mainly due to their cashflow leaverage. Hence, there would be a session on short-term trading(CICO)-the minefields, the pitfalls and the rewards. All silent analysts, active analysts and investors on this forum are invited. There is also room for analysts here to take part (contact me-you don't need to be a stock broker). Watch this space !!

SavvyLanre & Gonyix, Thanks for the constructive advices. Since we all have ETERNAOIL stock in common, what sayest thou as this stock has started nosediving in the last 3 days. SELL or HOLD ETERNAOIL

Lincoln is ok. I broke out of the Panama prison not too long ago with his help , setting up some prison mugus (Bellick, T-Bag & Lechero). Now Sucre may be slowing us down from rescuing LJ & my darling Sarah.

For those of una wey no no me & my brother Lincoln!!!

FatherOF2:

@ Ioma,

You're not only special, you're INTELLIGENT. Only an intelligent person can execute what you do.
Na CPR them take rescucitate me from one of your laughs early in the week.Keep it up.

When Fatherof2 write something in bold, some people conclude say na the stock to buy the next day be that. So for newbies wondering where to buy INTELLIGENT.  and CPR ,just deposit the money in my account

loma:

And my Nairaland friends! (Identify them-some clues-WW,YY,EM,AK,F2,PP)

Ioma - you no go kill person for here, na which one be windy & pumping, e be like say i no Fof2 and Yodi

s_scofield:

SavvyLanre & Gonyix, Thanks for the constructive advices. Since we all have ETERNAOIL stock in common, what sayest thou as this stock has started nosediving in the last 3 days. SELL or HOLD ETERNAOIL

Lincoln is ok. I broke out of the Panama prison not too long ago with his help , setting up some prison mugus (Bellick, T-Bag & Lechero). Now Sucre may be slowing us down from rescuing LJ & my darling Sarah.

All man to himself o, on strategy, i no dey do advice pass the one wey i don recommend.
But, you have to look at your strategy - Long term or short term; diversified portfolio and other relevant considerations - bear market or bull market; market news and public news etc
My inclination is towards Hold based on my strategy. Fof2 don already proclaim Sell, but you missed the right window - so i am not sure if that still holds right now.

have a nice holiday - at least folks in 9ja. I am out till Monday.

@blueband

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LOL
UNA NO GO KILL ME
LMFAO

andico34:

@Aktopgun and others, greetings to u all
I have largely been a silent reader but i post sometimes. Congrats to u AKT u are becoming a guru in chart analysis! What u did on mbenefits(to further analyse was a perfect "pan in the handle" formation. We are at the point of the handle which may last from two weeks to one month which is always noticeable with a volume dryout as indicated in your chart. My opinion is that this is the best time to buy mbenefit(in the handle area) for medium term investors or u may wait for a volume spike to confirm entry point. In addition to other tech parameters, u should also use the cup in the handle or pan in the handle formations. It works very well on the nse e.g utc cup formation(jan 2007- N1.22-N4.00), first alum etc. But always go with the trend i.e entrying with the upcoming bull cycle!!!
Kudos to u all , i ve enjoyed all your posts and am really humbled

me guru ke! na learn man dey learn jare. but thanks for the compliments. i have to say easimoni, roughcut and pumice put me up to this TA route and they are the ones i need to thank as well. they will know why sooner than they realise.   _{(talking in cryptic code})

on the pattern for mbenefit, i actually see it as a cup in handle formation cuz the trough is a bit too deep to be a pan. it looks like a Tea cup with a handle doesnt it. what do u think man?