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FoodRe: Why Do People Stool After Eating Beans? by faketan(m): 2:58pm On Jan 26, 2008
The farting aspect may not go but the diarrheoa will go
SportsRe: Ghana 2008 Match: Nigeria Vs Mali by faketan(m): 1:45pm On Jan 26, 2008
toshmann:
blessed are the hopeless for they shall never be disappointed grin
You can say that again
SportsRe: Ghana 2008 Match: Nigeria Vs Mali by faketan(m): 12:45pm On Jan 26, 2008
babycool:
I no cry again oh, but i still have hope smiley
You are a diehard patriot wink
I only wish but can't stake a penny on them to qaulify
FoodRe: Why Do People Stool After Eating Beans? by faketan(m): 11:56am On Jan 26, 2008
@queezy
BTW nobody is supposed to read this thread at a cybercafe. Otherwise he will create a scene and probably be taken as kolomental
FoodRe: Why Do People Stool After Eating Beans? by faketan(m): 11:53am On Jan 26, 2008
Beans na de bomb.

Eat and mess! No palavar
PoliticsRe: Army Officers Who Sold Weapons To Militants by faketan(op): 11:44am On Jan 26, 2008
what's on the way?
PoliticsRe: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(op): 11:28am On Jan 26, 2008
Tosh,

Your terms are giving you out.

Are you a medicstudent? Tosh your strategy will not work. It has been tried in S. Africa and it only increased the incidence of HIV transmission, death rate etc. Reason being that Doctors are punctual to work and even do over time . Unfortunately the overtime is not on patient related stuff but on top of the nurses.

You should have researched better. grin grin grin grin
Faketan for President(figures don't lie) grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Just Don't Shoot! by faketan(m): 11:31pm On Jan 25, 2008
You need to see the damn thing in motion. Couldnot download it to be animated as it is.

Just get me ur dotcom let me show you.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 11:24pm On Jan 25, 2008
Toshie leeeee

Tosh Adim sure na I ga-eme ofuma.

Onweghi election m na-arigi.

Dafur na nwunye ya ma.

Ka m jee salsa club now.
SportsRe: Ghana 2008 Match: Nigeria Vs Mali by faketan(m): 11:00pm On Jan 25, 2008
Thug Life:
Supposing we won,will you guys be talking about all thishuhhuh
I never believed these guys could do much cos they never clicked to me. The thing is that this selfishness we call patriotism keep pushing one to believe

miracles could happen.
So it is just arsenal scaping a win at Aston Villa, I will be happy but I will not the best though.
SportsRe: Ghana 2008 Match: Nigeria Vs Mali by faketan(m): 10:57pm On Jan 25, 2008
I can supply some for freein anticipation of contracts at . . . .price
SportsRe: Ghana 2008 Match: Nigeria Vs Mali by faketan(m): 10:56pm On Jan 25, 2008
more reactions please.

Seun it is your turn. What do you have to say?
SportsRe: Ghana 2008 Match: Nigeria Vs Mali by faketan(m): 10:21pm On Jan 25, 2008
what a thread. Lol
lmfao
Jokes EtcRe: Just Don't Shoot! by faketan(m): 8:52pm On Jan 25, 2008
saucekid:
yes i mean
grin grin na wa you oh
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 8:47pm On Jan 25, 2008
Toshi na-azo president. Toshieeeeeeeeeeeeee
kedukwanu maka how far?
I deterkwara ofuma?
CultureRe: Okwu Ntabi Ile by faketan(m): 5:53pm On Jan 25, 2008
nitenos natara nosa nitie mama nosa gotere nosa
night nurse O dighi mma ooo
CultureRe: Okwu Ntabi Ile by faketan(m): 5:42pm On Jan 25, 2008
nosuabali gara oru abali abali bara nosu abali mba naogara oru abali na abali
CultureRe: Okwu Ntabi Ile by faketan(m): 5:37pm On Jan 25, 2008
Mama maggie gotere magi maggie racha magi mama maggie gotere
RomanceRe: Can You Kiss Your Boyfriend/girlfriend In The Public? by faketan(m): 5:26pm On Jan 25, 2008
chychy:
d environment don't matter as someone rightly mentioned. PDA  is a big YES 4 me.
PDA = Personal Digital assistant grin grin
what has that got to do with kissing ur dude in public wink
CultureRe: Okwu Ntabi Ile by faketan(m): 5:15pm On Jan 25, 2008
Gbuo mkpi boo Mkpi, were isi mkpi tinye akpa mkpi, were akpa mkpi dewere nne nkpi.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by faketan(m): 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2008
Windy wendy, Roughcut, AKT
Thanks a lot.

Agha akara aka adighi eri ngwuro.

Contributions well taken.

May you never see red in NSE .
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Visa Lottery Now Out! by faketan(m): 5:02pm On Jan 25, 2008
Abeg guys, the angecy wee de handle the Naija Visa lottery thing, said that they have stopped collecting applications.

Do you have a relative that works there?

I need to go through the back door.
please reply fast
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by faketan(m): 4:36pm On Jan 25, 2008
faketan:
All,

Is it advisable to enter deapcap, capoil, and spring bank for 6-9months now?
Could you please suggest a better stock for medium to long term.
Cheers
Please windywendy, AKT etc,

make una help me talk for the question above. I sabi say Sping get K-feet before.

Please can I got into any of those now? Should I wait?
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by faketan(m): 4:33pm On Jan 25, 2008
Surprises:
since you like Spring Bank, ebi like say you go like WEMA grin   Seriously why do you like Spring Bank.  E cheap eh?
Bros no be say I like them. I no go go Wema lailai. Them case be the same sha but I don over hear ppl talk abt spring but I wanted to see if there is anything positive abt them.
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu ! Kwenu Kwezo Nu ! Join Us If You Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by faketan(m): 2:57pm On Jan 25, 2008
Warmed up Nnoo
Nwanne di na mba.
Igbo ekele m unu
PoliticsRe: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(op): 2:56pm On Jan 25, 2008
I-man:
Na true!How you go fund am? You go pluck money from trees?
Akweyi kwudi.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Tips For Nigerians by faketan(m): 2:55pm On Jan 25, 2008
All,

Is it advisable to enter deapcap, capoil, and spring bank for 6-9months now?
Could you please suggest a better stock for medium to long term.
Cheers
Jokes EtcRe: Just Don't Shoot! by faketan(m): 2:13pm On Jan 25, 2008
saucekid:
@ pic
that was terrible
i figured thats tufe's cousin
Dude you mean.
PoliticsRe: If You Were The President Of Nigeria. by faketan(op): 1:57pm On Jan 25, 2008
invisible!:
Three days after swearing in, I will sack all NEPA staff, from top to bottom.
I will dismantle all installations from transformers, poles, transmitting stations etc, then i will start afresh to build a new power generation base that will be enduring, if the nation will suffer a full year blackout, everyone should bear with me-please!

If all I do still fails, i will sell the power sector to the highest international bidder, let them run the sector, even if they will cut our throats with costs, but let there be light first.

No meaningful developement will come to us without steady power. No poverty alleviation strategy will work except you empower the masses to work with power. Without power, all is dull and idle.

If I were the president, I will give us power, even if it is the only thing I achieve.
You have proved that in the stock thread.

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