₦airaland Forum

Redfruit:
.... Just to clear some doubt, what's the name of the school?

Federal government college Enugu.

I can even beat my girlfriend half to death for half the price. Then I'll pay her hospital bills with like 1% of the money and still break up with her after.

forreelinc:
he will be like.................. peter did it

And out of annoyance, she'll pick up one of the stiff corpses and throw it at him, only for him to dodge, then the corpse hits the wall and splinters into pieces of flesh and bone.

forreelinc:
when this one born twins?
they fine sha
i hope they dont drown by mistake even tho that will be as funny as f*ck

It would be really funny. Imagine pulling out the bloated corpses of the kids one after the other and laying them face up beside the pool, waiting for their mother to arrive. I wonder the kind of explanation he'll give.

Gracyswizy:
shame on you

Fvck off my mention with your charcoal face you ugly piss of sheet.

But at least she gives good head. A friend of mine who is a regular at quilox where she DJs occasionally once received head from a partially tipsy DJ cuppy, and he said it was the best head he had ever received.

Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

3some with Genevieve and her daughter.

This guy with extremely big dick? We attended the same junior secondary school back then and when boys gathered to shower in the bathroom, the size of his dick always caused commotion. It's obvious now that he makes his money from servicing the pussies of rich cougars.

Who else is thinking what I'm thinking?

3some with Genevieve and her daughter.

Who else is thinking what I'm thinking?

3some with Genevieve and her daughter.

Omo see the breasts on the bodies of the two women in front. I hope the pastor fvcks them on the altar. No better way to worship god and entertain his church. What most Christians don't understand is that god loves sex. He only hates it when it's not done to his glory. Having sex on the altar of god's church and in the presence of the congregation is a form of worship that releases immense spiritual energy that engulfs the entire atmosphere and brings down the power of god.

Also, the semen released should be used as a form of anointing oil to anoint the foreheads of all the members of the church. It's more potent than anointing oil - Those who have gone deep in the matters of the spirit realm would understand.

evexx1:
He is clearly an animal.

The animal here is you and I will advocate that you be treated as such. I advocate that you be tied up and locked in a cage, stripped off of all your clothing and given nothing but rotten fruits to eat. The when you are half dead from starvation, you'd be pulled out of the cage and fucked_in quick succession by aggressive, virile men until you give up the ghost. Then your corpse would be dragged to the middle of the road for cars to trample upon till you become a disgusting mass of crumpled flesh, unrecognizable and repulsive to the senses.

So you guys really thought Funke Akindele, that uncivilized, unattractive talentless cougar who sleeps with 12 year old boys, was going to feature in the Avengers movie? Hahahahaha.

See breasts. Chai. I can spend a whole day sucking those water balloons. Then when I am done, I'll slot my pencil in between them so that it will sharpen. When it's done sharpening, I'll dip it into her pencil hole and write words on its walls.

I remember when I used to taint the tiles on the floor of my sitting room with semen stains from masturbating to scenes of Tboss in the diary room. The babe is hot.

The ass of that woman on red sha. Good for doggy style. Too bad the ass has gone to waste.

Olosho work don pay.

He's own looks like a matriculation gown. Broke fools trying to copy wetin they no reach to copy.

Lonely boy. With all your hustling no girl to show for it. Your only friends are your bottle of wine and glass cup. But I can see you have added chocolate bars to your clique.

Keep on killing your liver with alcohol. Ode.

jakemaky:
Hi Nairalanders, Please help get off this addiction. I masturbate alot and would love to stop. I have tried to stop the act but whenever i try i keep going back to masturbate. I sometimes masturbate with groundnut oil. Please help me out. I feel i should cut off my dick as i have really tried everything to stop. Please help

Find something better to mastubate to, trust me you won't think of stopping.

Have you tried masturbating to Daniella Okeke?

The one with yellow scarf though. Looks like she'll be good to drill from behind.

I can't count the amount of times I have poured semen on my phone while jerking off to pictures of Mercy Aigbe. I always imagine my head clamped tightly between those succulents breasts of hers.