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Here’s what we’re thinking when he’s getting to
work down there…

1. Oh right OK, no build up, you’re just going to lunge
straight in.

2. WHEN DID I LAST HAVE A SHOWER?! What if I smell?

3. And I bet I’ve definitely got a stray bum pube I missed
with the razor last night, FFS.

4. What if he thinks my ingrown hairs are genital warts?

5. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. Relax.
Concentrate.

6. Hang on, is that a water mark on the ceiling? Is there a
leak? OMG there must be a leak. We must definitely call a
plumber.

7. No wait, remember what you’re doing, enjoy this, it
only happens pretty much NEVER.

8. I wonder if this is what a dog’s water bowl feels like?

9. OK, why does he think a casual finger pumping pairs
well with gentle tongue action?

10. And now he’s pressing me like a panic button. Dear
lord make him stop.

11. Should I give his head a little reassuring stroke for
encouragement?

12. OH HELLO. WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME WAS THAT
MOVE?!

13. I’m so glad I’m not a squirter. Imagine if he had some
odd bodily fluid come shooting towards his face.

14. Oh wait.

15. He’s poking his tongue suspiciously near by bum. Am
I OK with that? I’m going to go with no.

16. Oh OK, we’re all good. He’s back to rubbing me as if
he’s sand-papering a wall.

17. I’m definitely going to have to give him a Mouth Action
after this aren’t I?

18. I wish he’d stop stroking my thigh stretch marks,
they’re not baby kittens.

19. I *think* I just felt an orgasm brewing, EXTRA
CONCENTRATE MORE THAN YOU DO FOR THE X FACTOR
LIVE SHOWS. YOU CAN DO THIS.

20. I hope he doesn’t expect a kiss after this.

21. Oh, he’s puckered up and lunging at me. Good.


http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/adults-only-21-thoughts-every-girl-has-when-a-guy-eats-her-thng-must-read/

If you are desperately in search of a sugar mummy, then
search no more as controversial actress turned singer,
Cossy Orjiakor has come to your rescue.The busty
actress said, her male fans wouldn’t let her be, as they
want her to be their sugar mummy.
On that note, the actress has reeled out some criterion
for considering them.Yes they have actually been
disturbing me for that. But I told them that if you must
be my sugar boy there is need for you to be a good cook,
a good house boy and a driver.
I have even asked some of them to send a picture of
themselves cooking in the kitchen and what they are
preparing. But they weren’t sending the picture I want.
At the moment, none of them is qualified to be my sugar
boy. If they had qualified, I would have employed at least
three of them and placed them on salary,she said.

http://9javibes.com/gist/want-sugar-boy-cossy-orjiakor/


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