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MemphisDepay:
you are a fan of which club?

MemphisDepay:
today aint gona be boring.

funlord:


Sharrap! Foolconey! How come he's own thread came out before yours? Source code kor! Olodo rabata!

Gombs:
People will just wake up, and start writing what they think in a generalised form.


The OP, Is by far the worse I've seen in recent times.

funlord:


Is the o.p A 5 year old? Why steal someone elses thread and still end up typing such illegible trash? Bloody Dunce!


www.nairaland.com/2593276/9-things-every-men-wants

DashMeYansh:

1 *What’s with the shoes? And the perfumes? -men
understand that your shoes have to match or
compliment whatever you wear but do you really need
all those pairs of shoes? A dozen is more than enough
but, no, you want a dozen dozens. Really? How
complicated can color matching be? White goes with
black and black goes with everything else – most of the
times. But, no, it has to be solid colour for solid colour,
shade for shade, stripes for stripes, and polka dot for
polka dot. Really?And then there is the perfume. As if it is
not hard enough for men to understand why you need
all those pairs of shoes.


2 *Initiate sex, sometimes-men have no idea how much
they want a lady to initiate sex.The thing about this is that
when you initiate it, you make the man to feel wanted
and that adds a lot of currency to their self-confidence.
Feeling wanted by you means that you are still attracted
to them, And that they are still the one you want after all
this time. Of course men kind of know that already, but it
helps to be reminded now and then of how important
they are to you.


3 *What do you really mean when you say ‘Fine’?- okay’,
or ‘do whatever you think is right’? men have come to
notice that you, actually, get angry when they go ahead
and do that about which you said ‘fine’ or ‘okay’ or ‘do
whatever you think is right’.What is more confusing to
men is that there are times when your ‘fine’ really means
‘fine’ and your ‘okay’ is really ‘okay’. But apparently, in
woman-speak some words or phrases have
contradictory meanings depending on a woman’s mood,
time or place. The challenge for men is to figure out
when you are using which ‘fine’ or the rest of your ‘special’ vocabulary.


4 *Be sexy for them- Some men would be very pleased if
their woman did a str!p tease for them with pole and all.
Others would prefer a catwalk or a la-p dance. The thing
is that all men feel great when their woman does
something sexy for them – puts on a sexy dress at home,
or indeed l!ngerie. Most women would find no issue with
putting on l!ngerie or wearing some sexy dress just for
their man. some may find doing a str!p tease demeaning.
That is why men never ask because they do not want you
to feel demeaned.


5 * Men are afraid to ask you to lose weight- men
understand and appreciate the fact that a woman’s day is
always full as you try to be the best you can be for your
husband, the children and even your office. They know
that you are, practically, a hamster on the wheel, always
doing something and finding something to do the very
moment you get some free time. They know how hard it
can be for you to spare an hour of your time to go to the
gym a couple of times a week.


6 * Special bedroom services-Once in a while for no
reason at all a man would like for you to give him a
quick!e.Like just come over lock the doors, grab the
remote control, pull up your dress, straddle us, unzip his
trousers, take him inside you and proceed to do so until
he c0mes. Then plant one big kiss on his mouth, get off
and proceed to the kitchen or any other job you were
doing.


7 * Why do you buy food you will not eat?- They are
healthy foods but including a bag of oranges, a dozen
apples, a dozen tangerines and two dozens of bananas on
the groceries is not a very good idea for a household of
two people. More so when the batch that you bought last
month and the one before that all ended in the
trash. Men are not against you eating healthy foods
whenever you catch about of healthy living as you
usually do at the beginning of the year. In fact they love it
and pray that you will stay on the plan.


8 * How about showing some affection in public?- Every
man becomes a king when his lady hooks her hand into
his elbow as they walk or stand in public. But much as
they would like you to do that, it is kind of a difficult
thing for them to ask. It is okay, for a woman to ask to be
held but, somehow, it sounds sissy when a man does
it. So, now, that you know, remember to slip your hand
into him as you walk into the mall, give him a kiss to.


9 * Can we record ourselves having sex?-men know that it is very easy for anyone to find your sex video and post
it on Youtube or Facebook for the whole world to see.
But the truth remains that watching a sex film of you
really turns them on. Men do not know why but it really
does.

Jollyjoy:
seems yhu are everywhere.

MizMyColi:
But Falconry, I said in the beginning of the post, it's not an original

kinglekan:

She didn't write it. Apparently you didn't read it or you probably schemed through and hurriedly dropped your comment.

@Op

The last paragraph says it all. Most of us tend to consciously or unconsciously seek to find someone who would rather complement us and fill that vacuum and most times that relentless search never stops as we keep gamboling from one relationship to another.

Bottom line is this, we are responsible for our own happiness, the moment we begin to seek it in the opposite sex, then we find ourselves hitting the rocks.

Rapmoney:
This is a new development I must say

Dharniel:
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