Here’s what we’re thinking when he’s getting to
work down there…

1. Oh right OK, no build up, you’re just going to lunge
straight in.

2. WHEN DID I LAST HAVE A SHOWER?! What if I smell?

3. And I bet I’ve definitely got a stray bum pube I missed
with the razor last night, FFS.

4. What if he thinks my ingrown hairs are genital warts?

5. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. Relax.
Concentrate.

6. Hang on, is that a water mark on the ceiling? Is there a
leak? OMG there must be a leak. We must definitely call a
plumber.

7. No wait, remember what you’re doing, enjoy this, it
only happens pretty much NEVER.

8. I wonder if this is what a dog’s water bowl feels like?

9. OK, why does he think a casual finger pumping pairs
well with gentle tongue action?

10. And now he’s pressing me like a panic button. Dear
lord make him stop.

11. Should I give his head a little reassuring stroke for
encouragement?

12. OH HELLO. WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME WAS THAT
MOVE?!

13. I’m so glad I’m not a squirter. Imagine if he had some
odd bodily fluid come shooting towards his face.

14. Oh wait.

15. He’s poking his tongue suspiciously near by bum. Am
I OK with that? I’m going to go with no.

16. Oh OK, we’re all good. He’s back to rubbing me as if
he’s sand-papering a wall.

17. I’m definitely going to have to give him a Mouth Action
after this aren’t I?

18. I wish he’d stop stroking my thigh stretch marks,
they’re not baby kittens.

19. I *think* I just felt an orgasm brewing, EXTRA
CONCENTRATE MORE THAN YOU DO FOR THE X FACTOR
LIVE SHOWS. YOU CAN DO THIS.

20. I hope he doesn’t expect a kiss after this.

21. Oh, he’s puckered up and lunging at me. Good.


http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/adults-only-21-thoughts-every-girl-has-when-a-guy-eats-her-thng-must-read/

Lol they like it so bad.. D way dey spread thr legs wantin u to just eat dem like cake...

That nigga must have spent like 5 mins down there!!

Gross!

Plz did anybody undastand wat dat op was trying 2pass across?plz dat person shld put me tru. because dos 21 write up maks no sense2 me

Me lick plate Ehn iranu!! Abasha!!!!

Lol! Numbe 12 cracked me up

falconey:


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Hahahaha! I just can't deal

Iranu.............abacha

Can someone pls summarize dis 4 me.....

Its nt a plate washing contest..abasha

Cutehector:
Lol they like it so bad.. D way dey spread thr legs wantin u to just eat dem like cake...

you be baba for this area.
professor, emeritus cutehector of department of kitikat lick.

lick her kitty cat... so disgusting,what do you guys really enjoy in that?

Like seriously?

Number 10 killed me

So those thought ran through her head when I was down there?. But she did kissed me after it

Favolly:
Number 10 killed me

Really?, I can do it better you know

I just pity them P**sy eaters

Guy; i'v fvcked over 100 pvssies. ME; really?! Guy: yes na, nothing dey there jor. Me; did you ate pvssy in the process? Guy: me, lick pvssy that stinks?! Never. Me: you'v not fvcked a pvssy!


Best enjoyed with ice-cream. *winks*

Whats dis one saying ke?

Whats dis one saying ke?...