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Technology MarketRe: Craigslist Houston now available - LSM GLOBAL SHIPPING by falseman(m): 4:53pm On Dec 05, 2014
USPS 9114999944313673141640
Technology MarketRe: Shop U.S/eBay/Amazon $3.75 per lb U.S To NIGERIA, No Commission. by falseman(m): 1:55pm On Dec 05, 2014
someone shipped using the post office I don't know what I have to do now but I am sure it will get to your office.
Technology MarketRe: Craigslist Houston now available - LSM GLOBAL SHIPPING by falseman(m): 1:54pm On Dec 05, 2014
someone shipped using the post office I don't know what I have to do now but I am sure it will get to your office.
Phone/Internet MarketRe: *Sold! Sold! Sold! * Apple Iphone 5 64GB For Sale N65K LQQK! *** by falseman(m): 3:38pm On Dec 04, 2014
56k for the 64G
45k for the 16g

If you are ready let's deal
Phone/Internet MarketRe: US Used & Unlocked Iphone 5 For Sale in Benin..53k by falseman(m): 12:29pm On Dec 03, 2014
Cvesta:
i have a US used iphone 5 16GB with a black X-Doria case worth 3k and original charger
for sale.
IOS 8.1
53k...price is slightly negotiable...Benin residents preffered but those in other locations who can pay for waybill can call 08140818089 or whatsapp 08089657971
45K cash I come for it.
RomanceRe: Why Can't Ladies Be Straight by falseman(op): 1:07pm On Dec 02, 2014
kristina1:
You have to use ur instincts sometimes cos gals pretend a lot.
Is that why you people order for rice at the restaurant even though fufu is what's on your mind?
RomanceRe: Why Can't Ladies Be Straight by falseman(op): 1:04pm On Dec 02, 2014
nickz:
lol...nice one

op you are not that sharphuhhuh
you should take fresher course on 'sharpening of the sixth sense' in womanologyhuhhuhhuh
Where can I take this course pls? I felt so ashamed when she told me
RomanceRe: Why Can't Ladies Be Straight by falseman(op): 12:44pm On Dec 02, 2014
FLAWLES:
Op pls ion get you; warris KOBOKO?
You school in France? My naija girls like koboko
RomanceRe: Why Can't Ladies Be Straight by falseman(op): 11:36am On Dec 02, 2014
Okay we just finished having a good round grin all because she just came out straight after shower
RomanceWhy Can't Ladies Be Straight by falseman(op): 11:10am On Dec 02, 2014
It was about 3am when she told me she was cold I rushed to get her a blanket which she actually used but this afternoon she finished having her shower only to remind me how I jonzed rushing to get her a blanket instead of giving her some koboko cry
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS:- Damaturu Currently Under Massive Attack by falseman(m): 8:43am On Dec 01, 2014
BH are specific with their aim and they know their boundaries. Amalgamation my ass!! This country will divide soon and I mean very soon. The drums of war are beating, BH covering grounds, militants on alert in ND should GEJ loses the election, biafra looking for every chance to actualize their dreams.

Unfortunately there's no remedy at this point.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: America Is not Nigeria's friend - Gowon by falseman(m): 10:45am On Nov 30, 2014
I support the US for not selling weapons to us. You asked for weapon in 1967 and still asking for same in 2014....SMH
BusinessRe: Was Jumia Black Friday Sales A Scam ? by falseman(m): 12:37pm On Nov 28, 2014
Jumia is scam I have been on the site since 12am there was no discount as promised. I will stick to Konga at least I was lucky to shop at a discounted price yesterday.
BusinessRe: Nigeria Black Friday: How To Benefit From The Biggest Sales On Konga/jumia by falseman(m): 5:51am On Nov 28, 2014
Admin is coming to delete this post like they've done to all other konga, jumia and black Friday related posts.
PhonesRe: Htc One(m8)/Lg G3/ Gs5: Which One Is The Best to buy? by falseman(m): 7:43am On Nov 08, 2014
leave those low spec phones get. I am a heavy user and wasn't even satisfied with low battery capacity of Galaxy S5.

Put your cash on Huawei-Ascend-Mate7and your life will never remain the same.....try checking the spec and you will be amazed.
RomanceRe: Running A Runs Babe. by falseman(op): 7:25pm On Sep 26, 2014
Enypie: I see you've been using up kids (Teenagers).
Those little girls who thinks they're set enough to have a boylover falls in your hands.. ....
Then you eat them up and starts feeling like Bruce Almighty.
Poor boy.
A teenage girl won't ask you what you do for a living as soon as you meet her only whores do and if you are one I will eat you up like dry fish.
Looking at your photo I think it's better to give you food than love.
RomanceRe: Running A Runs Babe. by falseman(op): 12:46pm On Sep 26, 2014
Charles4075: Hmmm.. Girls ain't dull anymore dude. You're day-dreaming.
They are more dumb now and easier to get laid if you know your way.
RomanceRunning A Runs Babe. by falseman(op): 12:30pm On Sep 26, 2014
I am tired of runs babes claiming to be a reserved girl whenever they see a successful man. Guys please make no mistake as their mission is to extract as much money as possible from you with or without sex so to counter them and knowing fully well the only thing they have to offer is sex you have to get it as much as you want with minimal spending cheesy cheesy.

Here is how to identify them on a social networking site. Their first question after your normal wooing jargon is What do you do for a living? LOL I think this question is to size your income for slaughter so you have to give her the answer she wants to hear by claiming you work with Shell or a reputable company that pays well or you can claim to be self employed but if you have to claim any job you must look it grin grin
After crossing that hurdle she will be more relaxed and interested in you. Hey bro it's time to take her own game to her by letting her know you are seeking a serious relationship, let her know you could afford to have sex as much as you want but that isn't your priority, this will make her act decent and in return she will likely tell you she doesn't have a boyfriend or someone broke her heart LOL cheesy grin Nigga pound harder with your deceit lyrics, feel sorry for her, tell her all she wants to hear and make sure you give her calls as the days goes by.

Nigga don't forget it's a game and the only option is for you to win.
By telling her you are seeking a serious relationship she will certainly act decent thereby eliminating the chances of giving bill to get her laid (you get the point). After a few days invite her over and she will run to you like Usian Bolt but before then she will likely put you to a small test to know if you are the spending type by asking you to send her card cool bros go buy her MTN N750 the game has to look real next she might tell you to send her Tfare or flight ticket Bros no do this part just give her excuses or better tell her to borrow grin.
When inviting her make sure it's a weekend so she will spend it with you and depending on her class if you don't have a car you can use your friend's car..no worries her pant and bra is probably borrowed. The moment she steps into your slaughter house give her a kiss, tell her how much you miss her then head to the bed right away after some minutes depending of how lethal you are as a striker the score should read (1:0). To cut the story short, throughout her stay make sure she dances skelewu, Azonto, etighi and well as makossa on your bed tongue tongue.
By Sunday you must be real tired (sorry) and it's time to act like a real boyfriend not a maga,if you are kind enough 5K is enough for her tfare, tell her you guys will see again next weekend and promise to buy her iphone 6 or whatever she must have requested for grin cheesy story for the gods.

When she leaves She's likely to be the one calling after the weekend. To cut her off, if she calls just let a female friend of yours to answer the call, she should let her know you are married to her and never to call her husband. embarassed lipsrsealed that's when you get tired playing the game.

Source: My cheat book.

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