Health › Re: HIV Prevention (Lenacapavir) Injection Arrives Nigeria In March by FalseProphet1(m): 11:46am On Mar 13 |
I see sexual immorality increasing greatly at an alarming rate as a result of this drug, I see northern senators passing a bill that consent age for females should be further reduced to 11 years of age, I see tinubu agreeing so that they would rally for him next year.
I see ronu miscreants supporting the new rule that girls of 11 are free to have sex after all it's their body, I see Bawala saying it's the context that matters not the sex, I see Reno saying some parts of America allow kids to have sex, I see FFK saying having sex with married women isn't bad as long as you didn't force her.
I see their hungry supporters defending them on empty stomachs.
This I have seen. |
Education › Re: MaryJane Okonkwo, Command Secondary School Iyana Ipaja Student Beaten By Bursar by FalseProphet1(m): 7:23pm On Mar 05 |
kingthreat: Wetin concern bursar with disciplining children? Or is he just a sadist that he couldn't help but pass his boundaries and start putting his madness on the younger ones? The army should caution him. He asked her out and she no gree for am that's what made him flog her like that. This I have seen. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's Son Chosen As New Supreme Leader Of Iran by FalseProphet1(m): 10:44pm On Mar 03 |
I see him kissing the dust before the end of this month.
This I have seen. |
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Health › Re: My Neighbor’s 1 Year And 6 Months Old Son Not Walking Yet by FalseProphet1(m): 10:31pm On Feb 26 |
I started walking when I was just 2 months old. Because of the kind of fire that I carried from birth.
Anyways I see the child walking like every other child.
This I have seen. |
Business › Re: Most Expensive Domain Names Ever Sold by FalseProphet1(m): 10:22am On Feb 25 |
What of nairaland.com.
I ask because I just got a revelation concerning it which I will share after 3 market days.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: If Only Every Nairalander Can Take A Look At This by FalseProphet1(m): 8:51am On Feb 25 |
Albertone: If you are seeing this, please involve me. I have not earned asides NYSC allawee since last year. Put me on please, I'm not ashamed to ask for opportunities. I’m finishing NYSC soon without a job yet.
I'm not necessarily asking you to send me money, I'm asking for opportunities to work and make good money. Whenever I cross your mind, link me up to opportunities.
Thank You. Can you become my apprentice, if yes come to my spiritual center. But you must respect me and call me daddy whenever I'm speaking to you because I carry fire. You will serve me for some years then I will settle you and you can open your own church which will be under mine. Send me a message if you're in. This I have to. |
Crime › Re: OAU Student, Adeife Apologises To David After Falsely Accusing Him Of Rape by FalseProphet1(m): 10:21am On Feb 24 |
I see OAU expelling her, I see her becoming a full time olosho.
This I have seen. |
Family › Re: When You Find Out the Child Isn’t Biologically Yours, What’s the Next Step? by FalseProphet1(m): 5:23pm On Feb 20 |
budaatum: Son may not biologically be mine, but it would likely be mine emotionally, and that bond can't be broken. I am assuming I only found out after child is grown to a certain extent during which I would have loved and nurtured it to a significant extent.
Known adopted children have loved their adopted parents way more than their biological parents, so there's not much unusual here. This isn't an adopted child. It's a child your wife cheated on you with another guy and gave birth to. And you raised believing it was yours, only to discover years later that it isn't. It's totally different from adoption. You won't feel any bonding because you'll be heart broken. |
Politics › Re: FAAN Moves To Cashless Operations, Bans Physical Currency Transactions by FalseProphet1(m): 1:24pm On Feb 18 |
bigdammyj: Noted.
What will be the faith of the professional beggars (Airport Staffs) in the airport? I see them begging with POS machines and asking for transfers. This I have seen. |
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Romance › Re: Has This Happened To You Before by FalseProphet1(m): 4:40pm On Feb 14 |
felt: I met this girl online but when I see her in person, my mind goes dizzy cos there are angles to her face that gives a bit ugly. Its like I am talking to a different person
This seems to kill the vibe when we speak If you date an ugly girl for long she'll become beautiful in your eyes and you'll stop complaining. This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Governor Fubara sacks all commissioners Special Advisers with immediate effect by FalseProphet1(m): 9:12pm On Feb 12 |
Ibehchizzy: He go hard to dethrone Wike from rivers state politics He’s got federal backing, he helped rigged tinubu votes in rivers state No way tinubu would forsake him After 2027 elections, Tinubu wouldn't need him anymore. |
Sports › Re: Transfer: Galatasaray Ready To Sell Osimhen To Barcelona For €80 Million by FalseProphet1(m): 8:51pm On Feb 12*. Modified: 9:15pm On Feb 12 |
He should not go go barca, because after one or two seasons they will just sell him. Barca values their spanish players and European blacks. Africans have always had problems there because of racism.
This I have seen |
Politics › Re: Governor Makinde Refused To Kiss His Wife At A Public Function (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 4:57pm On Feb 05*. Modified: 5:30pm On Feb 05 |
He clearly didn't want to upset his young and fresher girlfriends, by kissing an old woman in public. He's an honourable man.
This I have seen. |
Sports › Re: Man Utd Fan Refuses To Cut Hair Until Man Utd Wins 5 Matches In A Row by FalseProphet1(m): 10:07pm On Feb 02 |
I see Manchester United winning 5 straight matches under Carrick, I see Arsenal messing up in the coming weeks, I see Manu winning the EPL.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 7:31pm On Feb 01 |
Why do we wash our white clothes before washing the black ones, isn’t that racism? |
Business › Re: I Run A Business And I Still Don’t Understand How The Tax System Works by FalseProphet1(m): 1:46pm On Jan 31*. Modified: 2:06pm On Jan 31 |
Just pay your tithes and you'll be fine. Tax isn't necessary.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: Natasha Akpoti & Husband Enjoying Sweet Moments In Snowy Switzerland (Video) by FalseProphet1(m): 9:26pm On Jan 30 |
I see Akpabio sending Natasha an apology message and begging her to become his secrete babe, I see him promising her the entire allocation of Akwa Ibom.
This I have seen. |
Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie's Ex Boyfriend, Oil Money Makes Mockery Plead For Her Release by FalseProphet1(m): 2:43pm On Jan 30 |
This man is so childish, I see Nigerians coming for his head, I see him becoming popular as a result of the dragging, I see hungry girls struggling to become his baby mama, I see him beating tuface and davido's record.
This I have seen. |
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Winger, Chukwueze Loses Mother by FalseProphet1(m): 5:00pm On Jan 29 |
The curses that was heaped on Chukwueze for missing that penalty against Morocco, deflected to his mother. That's why she died.
This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: See What She Told Me About Her Ex Boyfriend That Made Me Block Her by FalseProphet1(m): 4:37pm On Jan 29 |
I see you unblocking her before the end of this week to beg her for sex and contribute your own quota to her life. I see you trying to beat her ex record by borrowing money to buy her expensive gadgets.
I see you becoming seriously broke, I see you coming back here to lament about how unreasonable Nigerian girls are.
This I have seen. |
Politics › Re: AFCON 2025: FIFA Clarifies Position As CAF Awaits Verdict On Senegal by FalseProphet1(m): 9:46am On Jan 28 |
pook: Is it possible for Nigeria to still go? How? Patience friend. By next month you'll be shocked. |
Politics › Re: AFCON 2025: FIFA Clarifies Position As CAF Awaits Verdict On Senegal by FalseProphet1(m): 9:38am On Jan 28 |
I see FIFA's clarification on Nigeria being announced by next month. I see Nigeria going to the world cup.
This I have seen. |
Education › Re: If You Don't Have Money To Go To School Please Do Not Go, Learn A Skill. by FalseProphet1(m): 11:25am On Jan 26 |
You can also become a pastor/prophet, there's serious money there. I'm a living proof.
This I have seen. |
Business › Re: Which Nigerian Bookmaker Cash Out Without Stress? AD by FalseProphet1(m): 11:13am On Jan 22 |
RainMoreDFARMS: I thought seun was against betting being promoted on nairaland. What now happened Tinubu added. This I have seen. |
Sports › Re: DR Congo: FIFA To Decide On Nigeria’s Petition Next Month by FalseProphet1(m): 10:26pm On Jan 21 |
I see FIFA favouring Nigeria, I see Nigeria going to the world cup.
This I have seen. |
Food › Re: My Beans Is Smelling Like There's Kerosene Inside— (Photo) by FalseProphet1(m): 6:39pm On Jan 21 |
Pour anointing oyel on it and eat, nothing would happen to you.
This I have seen. |
Crime › Re: Man Convicted Over Refusal To Refund ₦1.5B Mistakenly Credited To His Account by FalseProphet1(m): 12:58pm On Jan 21 |
chatinent: Lol. You wan thief you no get brain.
If you wan theif, you suppose dey ready for the consequences.
First, use am buy USDT of ₦1.3bn lock am as stablecoins. Buy a new phone and open new Gmail and store on drive and keep that device very safe. When una EFCC talk, go find hash online say na where you lost the money cos you lost the twelve-word code. Dem go torture you and force you, relax.
Never make any mistake to buy any property. Don't send any money until the case is over.
Now it's time to clean the money. Use crypto traders or Monica.
Use proxy set up an occasion where the person will win ₦200m. And win it. It's your money, it's your occasion, you are the winner. Pay some other outsiders to look real.
Be smart if you wanna be a theif. Think like one.
Then pay fine of ₦5m.
Isn't that what every politician does? You are a thief. This I have seen. |
Romance › Re: Photos Of Beautiful Nigerian Girls � Rate Them by FalseProphet1(m): 6:12pm On Jan 20 |
They look like witches.
This I have seen. |
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