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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 12:30am On Dec 05, 2025

Money is everything. No let anybody whine you o.

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Sports › Re: Transfer: Victor Osimhen To Replace Vinicius Jr At Real Madrid – Sunday Oliseh by FalseProphet1(m): 3:57pm On Dec 04, 2025

I see Oshimen winning the Ballon do in Madrid.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Nominates Ibas, Dambazau, Others As Ambassadors by FalseProphet1(m): 1:45pm On Dec 04, 2025

They should nominate me na. I'm a prophet. I can represent Nigeria spiritually.

This I have seen.

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Family › Re: My Husband's Mason Stole My Purse, Should I Confront Him? by FalseProphet1(m): 10:13am On Nov 20, 2025

Call down the fire on him and he'll return it ASAP.

This I have seen.

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Celebrities › Re: Brenay Kennard Ordered To Pay $1.75M For Destroying Marriage by FalseProphet1(m): 1:24pm On Nov 13, 2025*

I have no prophecy in this matter. Kindly bear with me.

This I have seen.

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Celebrities › Re: I Trusted You With My Sextape - Regina Daniels To Ned Nwoko by FalseProphet1(m): 5:41pm On Nov 09, 2025

pocohantas:
She is crashing out badly and she still dey the initial stage. Abeg help us advise her as a defense counsel. Someone needs to take her phone.

As a prophet I'll need to watch the entire sex tape before I render my spiritual advise.

This I have seen.

Christianity Etc › Re: What I Noticed Happens To My Prayers When I'm Fasting by FalseProphet1(m): 9:19am On Nov 09, 2025

Aydot99:
Must you keep everyone awake with the bell, because you wan pray

It's to disrupt the activities of the agents of the dark forces.

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Christianity Etc › Re: What I Noticed Happens To My Prayers When I'm Fasting by FalseProphet1(m): 9:10am On Nov 09, 2025

Get a bell and ring it aggressively for 30 minutes non stop once it's 12 midnight. Then start praying very loudly and you'll have unimaginable strength.

This I have seen.

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Christianity Etc › Re: You Can Count On Him by FalseProphet1(m): 8:59am On Nov 09, 2025

I see US bombing Nigeria, I see Tinubu directing all NYSC members to defend the country with 77k salary because all our soldiers has ran away to neighboring countries, I see the youth corpers demanding for wage increase, I see Tinubu approving the wage increase, I see the NYSC DG embezzling the money and leaving the youth corpers empty handed, I see serious riots across the country because of 77k allowee, I see US taking over all South South States.

I see a black American in Aso rock ruling Nigeria. This I have seen.

This I have seen.

Celebrities › Re: Former Adult Actress Lana Rhoades Wants Her Videos Deleted To Protect Her Son by FalseProphet1(m): 5:24pm On Nov 05, 2025

I see nairalanders running to xvideos and pornhub to search for her videos before they're deleted.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: I Want To Act Porn by FalseProphet1(m): 2:20pm On Nov 04, 2025

illicit:
Now you are talking sense

Can u share ur pics here

I see both of you getting married.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Thousands Of Armed Bandits March Through Bakori, Katsina State (video) by FalseProphet1(m): 8:58pm On Nov 03, 2025

Nigeria wouldn't exist as a country anymore by 1st January 2026.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 8:47pm On Nov 03, 2025

You no get money you de brag say your babe can never cheat on you. Where dem de carry your babe go you no fit afford am, na why you never catch her.

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Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 4:03pm On Oct 28, 2025

Relationship be like Bluetooth, if you go far, another man go connect.

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Christianity Etc › Re: My Doctor Started Rolling On The Floor After Telling Me I Was Dying - Rev. Ukpai by FalseProphet1(m): 10:10am On Oct 19, 2025

I usually flog my members during deliverance sometimes if the agents of the dark forces are proving stubborn. So threatening to slap a doctor bringing bad news is nothing.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Women Avoid Celebrating Their Husband Like Their Boyfriends by FalseProphet1(m): 4:46pm On Oct 18, 2025

Baronthecelebri:
Tell us the story please

The story is very long.

Celebrities › Re: I’m Open To Being Second Wife – Tiwa Savage by FalseProphet1(m): 8:11pm On Oct 17, 2025

pocohantas:
Second wife seems to be where the enjoyment is with recent happenings.

Mercy Aigbe did it.
Judy Austin.
Natasha Idibia

These women overtook the first wife that has endured and laboured. They were even crowned peace of mind, while the first had to wail or lick her wounds in silence. So I don't see 2nd wife as an insult anymore. It is an opportunity to reap where you didn't sow. The problem is, which innocent first wife would be crying soon on social media?

It's good to see my members in support of polygamy so that when I eventually engage in it I won't have to explain to anyone. 👍

Romance › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Women Avoid Celebrating Their Husband Like Their Boyfriends by FalseProphet1(m): 8:04pm On Oct 17, 2025

PerfectStranger:
You're a ~~true~~ false prophet bro, may your days be long

You are a true disciple. Send me you location so I can send you a bell.

Romance › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Women Avoid Celebrating Their Husband Like Their Boyfriends by FalseProphet1(m): 4:26pm On Oct 17, 2025

PerfectStranger:
Most pastors and daddy GOs enjoy these privileges pass darling husband

Flesh and blood didn't reveal this to you.

Most married woman worship their pastors. Even money they can't spend on their husbands they would give their pastors. I have a colleague who's member gave a land to his church, he converted it to his personal property and built a school on it. Meanwhile her husband is struggling to make ends meet.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Women Avoid Celebrating Their Husband Like Their Boyfriends by FalseProphet1(m): 3:24pm On Oct 17, 2025

Even the ones who eventually marry show more love to their pastor and prophets than their husband. I'm a living example of that.

This I have seen.

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Family › Re: What Do You See, Chicken Or Bird by FalseProphet1(m): 11:21am On Oct 16, 2025

I see the white walkers.

This I have seen.

Health › Re: Help!!! What's This On My Baby Toes by FalseProphet1(m): 8:47pm On Oct 15, 2025

AngelicBeing:
false Prophet1 is busy collecting Tithes and offerings from people in the diary section and that is why we DEROBED him completely, he has been banished to planet Jupiter for 7 billion years, and he will live there in ISOLATION for his purification

@ Topic, Op , take your baby to see a Doctor ooooooooo

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Benin: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (4 - 0) On 14th Oct 2025 by FalseProphet1(m): 7:01pm On Oct 14, 2025

We're currently 3rd in the playoffs. There's still a chance for us.

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Politics › Re: Bilyaminu's Father, Ahmed Bello Isa Forgives Maryam Sanda, Backs Tinubu’s Pardon by FalseProphet1(m): 6:42pm On Oct 14, 2025

He has collected money.

This I have seen.

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Romance › Re: 7 Red Flags You Mustn't Ignore In A Relationship As A Man. by FalseProphet1(m): 6:40pm On Oct 14, 2025

folake4u:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Please wait till I reach 25.

So you intend to remain rude until you reach 25 no?

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Romance › Re: 7 Red Flags You Mustn't Ignore In A Relationship As A Man. by FalseProphet1(m): 4:38pm On Oct 14, 2025

folake4u:
Well, your moniker is a reflection of you.

Save that message for the women in your life please.

You sound like the regular rude Nigerian girl between the ages of 18-24. I can easily recognize that wicked tone. Don't worry I'll be waiting for you in my spiritual center when you mature.

This I have seen.

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