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 Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Set To Retire From Boxing After Fatal Crash, Says Family by FalseProphet1(m): 12:50pm On Jan 07 |
I see Anthony Joshua becoming the next coach of Manchester United, I see Manchester united players becoming boxers on the pitch, I see them going to relegation, I see nairalanders blaming Nigerian for his failure in Manchester united. This I have seen. 18 Likes |
| Sports › Re: AFCON 2025: Quarter-final Fixtures Confirmed by FalseProphet1(m): 11:27am On Jan 07 |
I see Nigeria winning AFCON, I see FIFA telling DRC to allow us go to the world cup because we stand a better chance of representing Africa than they, I see Nigeria going to the world cup. I see Nigeria reaching the semi finals of the world cup. This I have seen. 56 Likes 3 Shares |
| Celebrities › Re: Imagine Telling A Man In His 40s How To Live His Life – Jamiu Azeez by FalseProphet1(m): 10:59am On Jan 06 |
I see brother Jamiu opening his own white garment church, I see beautiful ladies populating the church, I see Nigerians accusing him of sleeping with them. This I have seen. 14 Likes 2 Shares |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Enenche Dismisses Claims Of Using Church Funds To Fund Personal Lifestyle by FalseProphet1(m): 10:53am On Jan 06 |
Nigerians should allow the pastor to eat the fruit of his labour. Who does church money belong to if not the pastor? This I have seen. 17 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Wise Romance Sayings From Falseprophet1 by FalseProphet1(op): 11:30am On Jan 05 |
Beware of girls who are always indoors, they don't bath.  1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: The Truth Behind The Confusing New Year Prophecies by FalseProphet1(m): 9:17pm On Jan 03 |
All the prophecies I gave last year all came to pass. So I believe that mine is geninue I don't know about others. This I have seen. |
| Nairaland General › Re: Did You Achieve All Your Goals This Year? by FalseProphet1(m): 1:01pm On Dec 31, 2025 |
I haven't bought a private jet yet so I see myself achieving that goal come 2026. This I have seen. 3 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: What Were Your Biggest Life Lessons In 2025 by FalseProphet1(m): 12:44pm On Dec 31, 2025 |
That if a member makes a pledge I must force him/her to transfer at least half of the money before leaving the my spiritual center. Because most of these people standing up to make pledges are scammers. They would promise and not give shi shi. But come 2026, I would be ready for them. This I have seen. 14 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Jerry Eze Reacts As He Ranks Among World’s Top 10 Youtube Streamers by FalseProphet1(m): 9:07am On Dec 29, 2025 |
EmmyMaestro:Hey stop that. I have a massive building to my effort. Very soon you start seeing me on TV. This I have seen. 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Did You Attend All Sunday Services In 2025? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:24am On Dec 28, 2025 |
As a prophet, I'm always in church all year round. This I have seen. 4 Likes |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Well Kitted & Armed Soldiers Of Burkina Faso Army (Photos) by FalseProphet1(m): 7:59pm On Dec 27, 2025 |
I see them suffocating because there's no room to breath in their mask. I see Burkina Faso not having a military any more because they've all suffocated and died. I see France coming back to take over their government. This I have seen. 9 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Teachers And School Secretary Needed.... Accommodation It's Available by FalseProphet1(m): 10:35am On Dec 27, 2025 |
pocohantas:It's worse in the ministry. Some pastors earn 15k in this economy and they do full time. This I have seen. |
| Education › Re: Can I Study Economics Even As An Art Student?? by FalseProphet1(m): 5:10pm On Dec 25, 2025 |
Why would you do something like that. What's wrong with you. This is why Cain killed Abel. Do not do it or else evil will befall you. This I have seen. 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Mohammed Salah Shares Christmas Family Photos by FalseProphet1(m): 12:27pm On Dec 25, 2025 |
I see fanatics of the virgin religion threatening him with death, I see him ignoring them. I see Egypt reach the final of the AFCON, I see Nigeria defeating them, I see Nigeria winning the trophy. This I have seen. 14 Likes 1 Share |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Christmas: Clergy Maseke Distributes Over 100 Rams To Church Members In Jos by FalseProphet1(m): 10:48am On Dec 25, 2025 |
Ram is for Muslim and chickens is for Christians. It's a sin to share ram on christmas day. This clergy man should do the right thing before he ends up in hell. This I have seen. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Senator Natasha Distributes Over 2,000 Bags Of Rice To Kogi Central Constituents by FalseProphet1(m): 3:43pm On Dec 24, 2025 |
I see Natasha becoming the senate president come 2027. This I have seen. 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: William Troost-Ekong Thanks Tinubu For Awarding Him The MFR by FalseProphet1(m): 4:59pm On Dec 23, 2025 |
I see Nigeria qualifying for the world cup, I see Congo being remove by fifa, I see Ekong coming back from retirement. This I have seen. 24 Likes 1 Share |
| Travel › Re: US to partially suspend visa issuance to Nigerians from January 1, 2026 by FalseProphet1(m): 2:54pm On Dec 23, 2025 |
I see Nigerians running to Russia, I see Putin conscripting them to fight Ukraine, I see hundreds of thousands dying, I see Tinubu declaring war on Russia. This I have seen. 10 Likes |
| Travel › Re: Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport Roof Leaks (Pictures) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:34pm On Dec 23, 2025 |
In saner climes like Nigeria, this kind of thing cannot happen. This I have seen. 11 Likes |
| Romance › Re: My Gf Just Called That She Is Pregnant by FalseProphet1(m): 9:54am On Dec 23, 2025 |
Congratulations to you and your girlfriend. I see you using wrapper to back the baby by this time next year, I see you working in a construction site, I see life favoring you. This I have seen. 20 Likes 1 Share |
| Romance › Re: Man Retracts Statement He Made About A Bride-To-Be by FalseProphet1(m): 8:06am On Dec 21, 2025 |
That guy is a Nairalander nothing way anybody won tell me. This I have seen. 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: When Christmas Used To Be Christmas by FalseProphet1(m): 6:27am On Dec 19, 2025 |
samler:Your pastor is more important than them. |
| Romance › Re: When Christmas Used To Be Christmas by FalseProphet1(m): 10:23pm On Dec 18, 2025 |
No matter why you do try to remember your pastor and bless him so that the new year would favour you. This I have seen. |
| Romance › Re: Why Many Men Are Called “broke” By People Who Can’t Afford Their Own Demands by FalseProphet1(m): 1:33pm On Dec 17, 2025 |
pocohantas:My dada friend why are you angry? |
| Science/Technology › Re: NITDA Alerts Nigerians On Chatgpt Flaws by FalseProphet1(m): 5:15pm On Dec 10, 2025 |
Chatgtp is demonic because it's a demon that replies you whenever you send a question. So whatever you tell chatgtp about yourself you give your information to the devil. This means that you're under the control of demons. This I have seen. |
| Politics › Re: Obi Set To Pay Exam Fees For 148 Inmates, Advocates Education For Rehabilitation by FalseProphet1(m): 5:38pm On Dec 06, 2025 |
I see Peter Obi becoming the next president of Nigeria after Tinubu. This I have seen. 44 Likes 3 Shares |
