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Crime › Re: Lagos Issues Warning As Residents Scoop Fuel From Fallen Tanker by FalseProphet1(m): 12:56pm On Jan 19

I see fire, I see hundreds being roasted, I see bloggers taking pictures for traffic, I see families crying.

This I have seen.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US Sells First Batch Of Venezuelan Oil, Makes $500M by FalseProphet1(m): 11:40am On Jan 15

Donald Trump should try and pay his tithes for the sales. I would be happy to receive Africa's share in my spiritual center so that I'll pray for the whole of Africa.

I see America stealing more oil and selling, I see Venezuela becoming worse than Nigeria.

This I have seen.

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Crime › Re: Groom-to-be Stabbed To Death Days Before Wedding Ceremony by FalseProphet1(m): 8:39am On Jan 15

He was stabbed by his bride's ex. Know this and have peace.

This I have seen.

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Sports › Re: Abdul Salmad Rabiu Releases A Statement On His Pledge To The Super Eagles by FalseProphet1(m): 5:59am On Jan 15

As a prophet, I'll give them some of next Sunday's tithes and offerings. No matter how small it is, they should manage it. Dem try.

This I have seen.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Morocco Tonight — Who Wins? Drop Your Score Predictions! by FalseProphet1(m): 8:00pm On Jan 14

Nigeria 4

vs

Morocco 3

This I have seen

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Romance › Re: At The Age Of 34, Girls Still Prefer Me To Be Their Side Boy Friend. Please Help by FalseProphet1(m): 12:35pm On Jan 13

That's because you're poor. Make money and even married women would leave their husbands to be with you.

This I have seen.

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TV/Movies › Re: Behind The Scenes Hits ₦2Bn: Funkẹ Akindele Africa's Highest-Grossing Filmmaker by FalseProphet1(m): 9:24pm On Jan 12

She should remember to pay her tithes so that the agents would the dark forces wouldn't destroy her efforts.

This I have seen.

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Culture › Re: Akran Of Badagry, De Wheno Menu- Toyi Dies At 89 by FalseProphet1(m): 5:42pm On Jan 12

I see them carrying oro in badagry, I see many abobakus being abducted by the oro men to bury with the oba, I see other things I cannot say here.

This I have seen.

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Sports › Re: Algeria Files Second Petition Against Referee After Loss To Super Eagles by FalseProphet1(m): 8:32am On Jan 12

This people are funny, we scored a clear goal that was disallowed because there was no goal line technology. We play better and scored more goals and won, and they're claiming bad officiating?

I see FIFA and CAF ignoring them, I see nigeria winning AFCON

This I have seen.

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Christianity Etc › Re: How Do I Show Gratitude To God In The Year 2026? by FalseProphet1(m): 11:09am On Jan 11

Omooba77:
How do I show Gratitude to God in the Year 2026?

Give him a tangible seed.

This I have seen.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria: AFCON Quarter-Finals (2 - 0) On 10th January 2026 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:57pm On Jan 10

Shikena:
I want to be assured but this your username scare me pass the Ogbanje own

Fear not for Nigeria's victory today over Algeria is already sealed in the realm of the spirit.

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Travel › Re: Challenges Nigerians Face When Getting Official Documents While Living Abroad by FalseProphet1(m): 3:29pm On Jan 10

I see Nigeria becoming extremely empty of youths and populated with mostly elderly people by 2027, I see all the youths escaping to the abroad, I see them changing their names.

This I have seen.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria: AFCON Quarter-Finals (2 - 0) On 10th January 2026 by FalseProphet1(m): 3:26pm On Jan 10

Shikena:
I'm not watching the match. I will be praying for Super Eagles as one Gen-Z Ogbanje don cry say she saw Algeria whoop us 3-0 for inside dream. Ogbanjes don establish scoreline against us in the spirit world and only strong prayers can change that. Una don hear

She lies, I can assure you that Nigeria is winning today.

This I have seen.

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Pets › Re: Ohio Woman With Fur On Her Lips Arrested After Eating Cat In Front Of Witnesses by FalseProphet1(m): 4:33pm On Jan 09

Trump was right that in Springfield they're eating the cats and eating the dogs.

Trump is a prophet.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Compilation Of What Wike Said About APC And Tinubu Before Working For Tinubu by FalseProphet1(m): 12:41pm On Jan 08*

I see wike going to prison.

This I have seen.

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Politics › Re: Na Minister you be, you no be God: Fubara supporters mock Wike in new song (vid) by FalseProphet1(m): 12:26pm On Jan 08

I see wike going to prison.

This I have seen.

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Celebrities › Re: Why I No Longer Advise People To Audition For BBNaija – Phyna by FalseProphet1(m): 8:58am On Jan 08

I see this year's BBN show turning into a full blown porn movie, I see holier than thou Nigerians condemning it openly but watching it secretly and pleasuring themselves, I see Gumi threatening to kidnap the entire housesmates and organizers if the show isn't banned.

I see Tinubu banning the show. I see Nigerian jobless youths protesting in thousands on the streets for the government to bring back the show, I see police firing them teargas, I see some people telling Trump to force Tinubu to bring back the show.

This I have seen.

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