₦airaland Forum

Gotocourt:
Nigeria will be exporting prayer warrior

That's good. I will be among the prayer warriors exported to bing sanity back to the world amidst the chaos

This I have seen.

pocohantas:
I no dey surprised at all.
You can even use bitcoin for offering.
No be you again?

Poco my dada friend.

How have you been, it's been ages?

I've been praying for you all this while because I really miss you. How is my goddaughter?

As a prophet, I use AI to prepare my messages so that I can have enough time to prophesy. Ai has been very helpful to me. I know that very soon I might start using it to prophesy.

This I have seen

I see the foul smell reaching the entire country. I see content creators using it to make money, I see pastors organizing large crusades and making billions from it because people are afraid of the smell.

I see tinubu and his data boys blaming Peter Obi for the smell, I see Donald Trump attributing the smell to bandits and boko harm, I see Gumi telling tinubu to negotiate with bandits so that the smell will stop, I see Peter Obi traveling to Bangladesh to understand how to get rid of foul smell.

This I have seen.

I see wike demolishing that mansion before the end of this year.

This I have seen.

90 percent of Nairalanders belong to the GOD ABEG category.

This I have seen.

Dark mode originated from the marine kingdom. The more you use it the more you submit your will to the devil. Stop being a facilitator of the kingdom of darkness and come to the light by using the light mode.

This I have seen.

I see angry Nigerians descending on the op, I see him deactivating his account, I see DSS tracing him to his house to arrest him.

This I have seen.

I see Peter Obi and kwankwaso having serious disagreement like obsanjo and Atiku, I see Peter Obi leaving NDC to another party to run for second term after his first term finishes, I see him picking Datti as his running mate, I see kwankwaso fuming angrily.

This I have seen.

DeepSight:
My noble lord! Permit your servant to return to your services.

You're permitted. Return and be fruitful

I see her becoming a water chief priestess, I see her in a sex scandal with a certain towel minister, I see one of her snakes biting the towel man on his bum bum, I see DSS inviting her for questioning, I see her vanishing from their cell. I see the case being swept under the carpet.

This I have seen.

Belgium to win 2-1.

This I have seen.

Cmanforall:
I just quoted you for review when the game finishes

It's 3-0 now

She looks like Chioma of Davido

France to win 3-0

This I have seen.

Why won't it collapse when they refused to hire a prophet to oversee their event. Stingy people.

This I have seen .

I have reserved Falseprophet as my username. please nobody should take it. I'll use it to prophesy day and night to all my whatsapp contacts.

This I have seen.

I see Cape Verde defeating Argentina, I see them going far in this tournament.

This I have seen.

Because even the gases are hungry, they don't have any strength to explode like before. Tinubu's economy has dealt seriously with them.

This I have seen.

I see Iran and Isreal engaging each other in a brutal war, I see Isreal using their nukes on Iran, I see death everywhere.

This I have seen.

If only they can call me to pray for his remains, Believe me, he would rise again like the dry bones prophet Ezekiel prophesied to.

This I have seen.

I see these ladies' sharing infection to countless irresponsible tourists and locals, I see these unfortunate men spending their entire life savings on the American healthcare system to cure themselves, I see them becoming broke and getting deported.

This I have seen.

elitper:
You are still alive, this guy?

Yes o my brother. Alive and kicking and happily doing the Lord's work.

This I have seen.

As a prophet, I will not listen to the native doctor, I will prophesy life to the bus, and collect a tangible seed from everyone once we arrive to our destination safely.

This I have seen

Blaqroman0000:
you expect this to sound funny?

Do I look like a comedian to you?