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Romance / Re: Violence Is Rubbish. Guys Always Be Forgiving And Kind. by FalseProphet1(m): 9:51pm On May 03 |
Proserpina:So you wouldn't even welcome me after spending so much time locked unjustly in Nairaland prison? |
Romance / Re: Please Help! How Did You Defeat Your Social Anxiety? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:37pm On May 03 |
It's the influence of a spirit named burxer. You'll need to come to my spiritual center with 6 canes so I'll flog it out of you. This I have seen. |
Romance / Re: Violence Is Rubbish. Guys Always Be Forgiving And Kind. by FalseProphet1(m): 9:25pm On May 03 |
Proserpina:I see you fighting with a conductor on the streets of Lagos, I see him tearing your top and injuring you. This I have seen. |
Politics / Re: There Is Still Room For You In APC - Deputy Speaker, Benjamin Kalu Tells Otti by FalseProphet1(m): 9:01pm On May 03 |
EreluRoz:It's not fake many miracles have happened there. 13 Likes |
Politics / Re: There Is Still Room For You In APC - Deputy Speaker, Benjamin Kalu Tells Otti by FalseProphet1(m): 8:34pm On May 03 |
EreluRoz:You need to report to my spiritual center for spiritual cleansing. I'll bath you by the river and wash of every APC and Tinubu spirit out of you. This I have seen. 247 Likes 24 Shares |
Food / Re: Cost Of Healthy Diet In Nigeria Up β¦β982 In March β NBS by FalseProphet1(m): 8:25pm On May 03 |
The average Tinubu supporter cannot even afford to pay for garri of N200 to drink. They'd rather beg then come online to defend Tinubu after drinking it without sugar. This I have seen. 34 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: What's The Meaning Of This Dream? Help! by FalseProphet1(m): 8:06pm On May 03 |
Websters:The dark forces want to stagnant your life. Send me a DM you'll come for spiritual cleaning at our spiritual center and you'll be free. This I have seen. |
Politics / Re: Shettima: We Wonβt Blame Buhari For Our Failures by FalseProphet1(m): 5:39am On May 03 |
But you supporters online are blaming Peter Obi for Tinubu's failure. This I have seen. 21 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Chiamaka Nnadozie Has Been Nominated For Another Award In France. by FalseProphet1(m): 1:50pm On May 02 |
I see herein I gold with the super falcons at the Olympics. This I have seen. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(m): 1:41pm On May 02 |
ayjay45:You need to be more focused in what you're doing if you want to see results. Your future is still bright provided that you shun distractions and agents of the dark force. This I have seen. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(m): 1:37pm On May 02 |
Illegal1:That's my spiritual son. You are blessed. May the force be with you. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(m): 11:07am On May 02 |
duro4chang:The war would end with no victor. The west would move in and hostilities between both nations would cease. By this time next year, there would be peace in that region. This I have seen. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Charly Boy Slams Reno Omokri by FalseProphet1(m): 11:02am On May 02 |
Reno is a paid propagandists. Don't give him the attention he so desperately seeks. This I have seen. 31 Likes 3 Shares |
Romance / Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(m): 10:55am On May 02 |
duro4chang:Nigeria wouldn't exist by 2034. It would be divided into several countries like the Solveit Union and Yugoslavia. This I have seen. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(m): 10:51am On May 02 |
duro4chang:Yes because all my prophesies do come to pass. Goan ask of me. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: How A 17-Year-Old Yahoo Boy Stunned EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede With His IT Skills by FalseProphet1(m): 10:47am On May 02 |
I see Tinubu resigning before the end of this year. This I have seen. 25 Likes 5 Shares |
Romance / Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(m): 10:43am On May 02 |
duro4chang:Sometimes being mysterious is fun. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(m): 10:37am On May 02 |
Dundalk:I know who banned me, but I've forgiven him. I'm planning to go to the mountain soon with my bell and I don't want anything to distract me. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(m): 10:36am On May 02 |
duro4chang:It's not so my friend. In exams where you have options of true or false. Sometimes the right answer can be false. 10 Likes |
Romance / Re: Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(m): 10:29am On May 02 |
duro4chang:I was never a sinner. I'm being persecuted. 3 Likes |
Romance / Back After A Long Ban by FalseProphet1(m): 10:15am On May 02 |
As a prophet I have suffered so much persecution to the point that they want me to leave my calling. But would that stop me, no way. I shall continue to prophesy until I ascend into the heavens. For my followers on my story on the sexuality section, I'll drop an update today cos I'm back for good. This I have seen. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: PLEASE HELP ME! My Relationship Is Crashing by FalseProphet1(m): 12:44pm On Mar 30 |
Bring him pictures to my spiritual center tomorrow and I'll make him forget about his dead sister and focus on you. This I have seen. 5 Likes |
Food / Re: 'How Tomato Paste Importers Are Killing Nigerians' - Erisco Foods (2015) by FalseProphet1(m): 3:59pm On Mar 28 |
As a prophet, I'll organize deliverance sessions for the affected people. For a token of course. Tell them to come to my deliverance center and watch cancer and other diseases disappear from their body. This I have seen. 48 Likes 3 Shares |
Education / Re: Who Can Solve This Maths? by FalseProphet1(m): 9:34pm On Mar 27 |
As a prophet, this isn't my calling. I'm supposed to be seeing visions, not cracking my head in this Tinubu's economy to solve mathematics. This I have seen. 97 Likes 8 Shares |
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