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I dreamt I was masturbating.. Can you interpret the dream for me?..

They would never listen..
Some accosted me one faithful Friday when I was driving from Abia to Paris..
It was an awful experience..

They are always meeting and conversing about eradicating poverty but the situation insidiously continues festering..
It begs for the question..
What exactly do they discuss?

Stay in your studio and don't try to start anything you won't be able to finish.
Just like that worthless coward 2face.

The lifeless has spoken..

A good man..
But when it comes to football,he's still number 2 after Lionel Messi

Good man

Jobless Idiots..
spits

I,the Monk,also hereby declare today...
"Thunder Fire Nnamdi KANU" day..

One of the annoying demerits of kpekus..
Just like Nigerian borders,you can't completely keep records of what goes in and out for reference purposes..

Politics is indeed a game of personal interest.
Chasing personal interest makes you a great politician.

But being loyal,devout and unwaivering in your fealty makes you a great man.

This road is a clear description of buhari's brain..

Abdul05:
do you understand what he meant by infrastructure deficit.to me l dont think so

All I see is excuses..

Women..

This world went to dust when God created them..

He should have used those resources to create more refined Vaseline for us..

And why the camera? Is it a music video shoot

Shey you are a pastor?
Why not pray for it to end and let's see what fruits your prayers will yield..
Mcheew..

So because he was Micheal Jackson's bodygaurd he can't get convicted in peace again?
So we should peel yam now over his conviction?

They don't need your commitment .
They need the wage..
For how long will you be committed?

Who wants to bet..
This marriage will last..
My guy has taken the time to learn all the curves and contours of the pússy..
He is now satisfied with his research..

Tonto.
I liked you better when you were younger and had a tighter vagina.
You were humble and more sensible.
It now seems like the advent of fat Nollywood preeqs in your life has fúcked up your medulla oblongata.
You are now just a lousy,disrespectful,obstinate,recalcitrant,depressed,attention seeking little hoe who thinks the whole world revolves around her.
Delusions of grandeur.
You ain't the only one who has been through rough times.Get a hold of yourself and move on.

GOFRONT:
When will Banky W's wife get Pregnant??

Too many abortions have destroyed the womb my brother...
She's an infertile hoe..
Fine for nothing..

It is only in Nigeria a man wants you to get pregnant before tying the nuptial knot..
It is always a smart move.
This way you'd avoid marrying a barren bitch whose womb has either been tied by her step mom or damaged by so many abortion attempts..
The exact mistake Banky W made..

Gullible people abound everywhere in the world..

So Op..
This is your plan for success in life?

m140:
Even if they scored 10goals, it will be 14 -10 .... nothing they can do.

Shut your blind ears and deaf eyes you deformed miserable cretin..

Shut up Messi. Speak no more.. You are a GOAT.. I love you.

Are you kidney me?

The State of the weakest president in the history of Nigerian politics..

She is beautiful...
My spec.
I've searched for faults but found none..

I pray Nigeria recovers from this illness known as buharism..