₦airaland Forum

Why does his daughter look like me?

Are you sure she isn't an offspring of one of those married women I did rankadede with the last time I visited Nigeria?

Lala, please is your wife's name Kate or Esther?

Maybe she shit somewhere and didnt flush..

My preeq is functioning.. And yours?

According to the Big Bang Theory.. Women only exist to be banged..

An afonja was probably masturbating and forgot he put something on the fire...

You forgot the porn downloading speed.

Kano people are only good at copulating and filling this country with an endless number on Almajiris.
Outside that, they're daft as fúck.
Even the governor couldn't even collect bribe properly like governors in the west...

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I have a Wheelbarrow for sale..

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I don't know about you but I'd rather fúck the mother than fúck the daughter..

I am strongly of the unequivocal opinion that the human penis should be declared a legal and sovereign entity that can sue and be sued by the National Assembly.
The human penis has an independent mind and even when its owner doesn't want to shag, the penis defies its owner and does as it pleases.
Later the blame is heaped on an innocent person. The preeq owner bears the brunt even though he had and always has no control over the philandering demeanor of his preeq.
This is a very important problem I think the National Assembly under the auspices of President Mohammadu Buhari should tackle.
Many men have been jailed, abused, maligned, vilified, ostracized, and made pariahs over what they didnt do while the culprit and perpetrator of the heinous acts of fuckery is never apprehended or questioned and thus, always goes free with so much impunity.
Henceforth, nobody should blame me for my preeq's misgivings. As from today, I cease to take the fall for what I never did. I am young and innocent. Blame the preeq.

Murdered a hoe over the paternity of a child that will most definitely grow up to be a hoe.
Dumb fúckery.
When will men finally realize they can't stop the geometric progression of hoes?

I'd like to fúck this lady someday.

What dumb fúckery is this?
They'd warn you against the 'things of the world',then they'd take your money, spend it on the 'things of the world' they warned you to be weary of, and flaunt it in your stupid faces.
Dumb ass retarded bumpkins.
Nigerians are such dumb fúcks.
"Religion is the opium of the asses" - Karl Marx

I know Messi... Who is VVD?

But you always answer when they call you a hoe.
I guess that really makes you a hoe.

Let's paint a mental picture of this scenario...

Rashford = Davido

Chelsea = Chioma

The Goal post = Chioma's Vagiina

The Ball = Davido's spermatozoa

The Players who formed a wall = Condom/Village people/Contraceptives.

Frank Lampard= Davido's fan.

Man U supporters = Davido's fans.

Chelsea supporters = Nairalanders/Feminists

Man U team = 30 Billion gang....


You know the rest...

Pool Den Preeq...
PDP members...

It is such a shame.
No arm of the Nigerian government functions independently and efficiently.
A travesty of democracy.
Nigeria is indeed a messed up country with no hope of redemption in sight.

"Religion.. The opium of the asses."..- Karl Marx

Come to Spain.. I'd make sure I fúck this man's wife ..

It is better to fúck carelessly than to talk carelessly..

At 70,he's already a dead man.. This is not a new news.

Cap tain

Kill them..
We care not.

When will Kiss Daniel's "fúck you" be used?

Hoe111: Introduction to How to Raise a Hoe.

Even with the wowing,she is still ugly.. Falz dodged the bullet of ugly posterity and progeny.. *spits