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Romance / Re: Please Help Me.. I’m Crying by Fanparker: 7:01pm On Dec 03, 2023
illicit:
Eat enough banana and drink milk consistently

Eat plaintain some of the time, and use supplements

Okay I’ll try it also
Romance / Re: Please Help Me.. I’m Crying by Fanparker: 7:01pm On Dec 03, 2023
Bliztzer:


You can laugh but I don't understand why some men are having the issue of erection?


I do masturbate.. I just stopped last month
Romance / Re: Please Help Me.. I’m Crying by Fanparker: 6:47pm On Dec 03, 2023
dealhunter:
oder samsul on jumia and thank me later..

Okay I’ll do so.. thanks
Romance / Re: Please Help Me.. I’m Crying by Fanparker: 6:04pm On Dec 03, 2023
Cruise777:
Don't drink comando.. use bitter kola or any Natural blood thinner

Caffeine would make matters worse

Also try let her blow you or have pre intimacy

I watched a video that if you boil cinnamon, ginger and cloves then drink it .. that the person will last like 2 hours.. how true is it
Romance / Re: Please Help Me.. I’m Crying by Fanparker: 6:03pm On Dec 03, 2023
Cruise777:
Don't drink comando.. use bitter kola or any Natural blood thinner

Caffeine would make matters worse

Also try let her blow you or have pre intimacy

Yes, she gave me bj afterwards my dick erected a little and lasted like 30 seconds
Romance / Please Help Me.. I’m Crying by Fanparker: 5:55pm On Dec 03, 2023
Please help my life guys.. masturbation has killed me!!! I stopped it last month.. one babe find me come today, my dick erected small and I didn’t last up to 30 seconds… afterwards my dick couldn’t get erect again.. I’ve been crying inside of me. I even drank commando but it didn’t work.. Please guys come to my aid.. what can I do.. the girl is coming next weekend again .. what can I do.. I need to bleep this girl.. help me please embarassed
Romance / Re: I Don't Mind Being A Second Wife (opinion) by Fanparker: 4:38pm On Aug 05, 2023
Wilson300:
Guys should do well to ignore this thread as the op is a renowned clout chaser

You talk am correctly.. no need for unnecessary bashing.. when she know all this isn’t possible.. she’s just a clout chaser.
Career / Re: Help Me Out Please by Fanparker: 6:07pm On Jul 16, 2023
Herkim:
My advise to you is that every thing about life is sacrifice, take it as a win win approach strategy. Go to where you can learn more so that you can be your own boss within a short period of time.

Then for your nysc kindly tell them to post you to where you can continue your skills acquisition.


Thank you boss
Career / Re: Help Me Out Please by Fanparker: 6:07pm On Jul 16, 2023
wittywriter:


All three options are fine however go for the one you are sure youll be able to network with big and serious future client.


your Network will determine your Networth in future...


Wittyness

Thank you boss
Career / Help Me Out Please by Fanparker: 1:50pm On Jul 15, 2023
Hi everyone… I need your advice on this
I’m a fresh graduate from mech engr dept, still waiting for nysc tho. I want to learn practically about my course (automobile, car repair and maintenance) before I go for service in few months. I’m left with 3 options
Option 1: stay in my house (father house) learn work as an apprentice at a place not far to my house. It’s trekable . The place is a road side mechanic place. They work there but not majorly on big cars and brands. (You know typical road side mechanic). Just few mechanic tools, no scanning machines e.t.c like an auto shop
Feeding is sorted since I’ll be eating at my house and cost of transport is excluded since I’ll be trekking.

Option 2: my aunt said she has someone who’s a mechanic and receive a lot of work that I should come to her place. It’s a 2- room and have lives with her family. Family of 5 including teenage daughters. It’s far from my place, I put into consideration (cost of transport if I want to go home each week, my feeding also cuz it’ll solely be on my neck).. Accommodation isn’t convinient also.. I haven’t really confirmed the type of work the man does, maybe respraying or repairs.

Option 3: still staying at my aunt place, I know a man personally ( the CEO of the company) receive a lot of work, repairs on different car brands, has a big covered workshop.. I’ve worked there when I was in my year 2, it’s a good place to learn which I grasp quickly. I squatted with a family friend then but they relocated
It’s just like an auto shop. If I’ll have to choose this, I’ll still have to transport myself to and fro from my aunt place to the workshop (800 daily) and I’m not going to get paid just tips which is rare.

Now I don’t know the one I’ll go for.. I’ve thought of it and haven’t concluded yet
N:B I’ll be the one to cater for my bills myself mostly
( feeding,transport) .. it’s on me
Autos / Help Me Out Please by Fanparker: 1:41pm On Jul 15, 2023
Hi everyone… I need your advice on this
I’m a fresh graduate from mech engr dept, still waiting for nysc tho. I want to learn practically about my course (automobile, car repair and maintenance) before I go for service in few months. I’m left with 3 options
Option 1: stay in my house (father house) learn work as an apprentice at a place not far to my house. It’s trekable . The place is a road side mechanic place. They work there but not majorly on big cars and brands. (You know typical road side mechanic). Just few mechanic tools, no scanning machines e.t.c like an auto shop
Feeding is sorted since I’ll be eating at my house and cost of transport is excluded since I’ll be trekking.

Option 2: my aunt said she has someone who’s a mechanic and receive a lot of work that I should come to her place. It’s a 2- room and have lives with her family. Family of 5 including teenage daughters. It’s far from my place, I put into consideration (cost of transport if I want to go home each week, my feeding also cuz it’ll solely be on my neck).. Accommodation isn’t convinient also.. I haven’t really confirmed the type of work the man does, maybe respraying or repairs.

Option 3: still staying at my aunt place, I know a man personally ( the CEO of the company) receive a lot of work, repairs on different car brands, has a big covered workshop.. I’ve worked there when I was in my year 2, it’s a good place to learn which I grasp quickly. I squatted with a family friend then but they relocated
It’s just like an auto shop. If I’ll have to choose this, I’ll still have to transport myself to and fro from my aunt place to the workshop (800 daily) and I’m not going to get paid just tips which is rare.

Now I don’t know the one I’ll go for.. I’ve thought of it and haven’t concluded yet
N:B I’ll be the one to cater for my bills myself mostly
( feeding,transport) .. it’s on me
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by Fanparker: 5:35pm On Jul 11, 2023
taylor89:
Orphans with Vagina everywhere

I wish say God created every human with Gbola and pvssy

Make everybody dey Fvck himself all these rubbish would have been avoided

The moment they know they’ve vagina under them boom you automatically owe them money

For TOTO wey even get infection


Zero chills.. grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Sustaining You Now Without A Job? by Fanparker: 12:21pm On Jul 06, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Keyboarding...although the keyboarding is no longer sustainable...so a real niggar is tryna be a dj..something like dj khaleed...
Have been practicing with virtual dj since yesterday



You guys don't have to quote him

We are too dumb in this part of the world called Africa

That is why when you are my friend and I noticed you into too much religion and prayers then i start assuming you are dumb and you can not be productive

I immediately do away with you

Damn niggarrr.. what’s up.. how Benin Dey be now. How hustle kingdom

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Health / Re: This Is Strange To Me.. Pls Open by Fanparker: 1:49pm On Jul 01, 2023
iammo:
cool


Take some multi vitamins, some anti malaria drugs are powerful and should be used with blood tonic, or multi vitamins

You can take some fresh Ugwu leavesa and milk, or cooked water leave,

Foods rich in Iron gives blood.. more blood and better circulation gives better erection



.

Thanks for this.. I’ll keep to this.. I just used the malaria drug like that without blood tonic or multivitamin.. I’ll get them thanks
Health / Re: This Is Strange To Me.. Pls Open by Fanparker: 1:49pm On Jul 01, 2023
Shapeaso:
Ok, nothing to worry about. Just abstain from sex for like a month. Eat good food and fruits, you'll get ur John Thomas back.


Thank you so much .. I’ll do this
Health / Re: This Is Strange To Me.. Pls Open by Fanparker: 1:32pm On Jul 01, 2023
Shapeaso:
Op, you don reach 30yrs?

No in my mid 20s
Health / This Is Strange To Me.. Pls Open by Fanparker: 1:19pm On Jul 01, 2023
Hi everyone, recently I got sick and I used a malaria drug and now better but ever since then I notice I don’t have a full erection of my d!ck unlike before. I initially didn’t pay attention to it not until I got in bed with my girl few days ago. I went out that day before I got in bed with her, after the event she told me my d!ck isn’t erect unlike before and I said maybe it’s the stress of where I went to. Not until yesterday when I linked up with a girl, I still couldn’t get full erection. I’ve watched porn still the same. I’m starting to get afraid, I’ve stopped masturbating for over a month and before I stopped I’m not a chronic masturbator , maybe twice a week.. what could have been the cause of this because I read online that some anti-malaria side effects causes depression. I don’t know why I’m not sexually active unlike before. This started last week. Please help
What can I do
Food / Re: Cook-a-thon: Man Offers Chef Damilola Two Weeks Cook Tour In US by Fanparker: 10:15pm On Jun 12, 2023
lhordspy:
Very commendable.

This girl is going places. I wont be surprise if she is recognise by Guiness world record before hilda. It shows we still have people who dont give a damn about fake Ny*nsh, and padded breast.

I love how her fan-base is moderate and small. I love how it includes only people who matter, who have the capability to help and propel her into a greater status. Significant, sensible, sane people not social media kids who have nothing to offer except noise, ranting, and more noise.

The same people criticising and attacking Chef dammy because she is trying to break Hilda's record, are the same people that is serving as a stumbling block to Hilda's confirmation by Guiness world record. You think Guiness-World-record will forget how you people maligned Chef Tata, the current world record holder from India. How they invaded her social media pages, taunt and insult her over nothing; that she had to beg for mercy even when she commited no crime. How they dragged Guiness-world-record itself for days because of confirmation, and how they accused them of 'planning to steal their mandate' .


You talk am finish and it’s the truth

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Family / Re: It’s Becoming Unbearable.. Help Please!!! by Fanparker: 10:01pm On Jun 08, 2023
yomi007k:
grin

Op you should move in with him so that he can beat some sense into you.

lipsrsealed
Family / Re: It’s Becoming Unbearable.. Help Please!!! by Fanparker: 10:00pm On Jun 08, 2023
ahnie:
Crying Male Annabel.


He must have really had a terrible upbringing where his father comfortably beats his mum.

Not at all
Family / Re: It’s Becoming Unbearable.. Help Please!!! by Fanparker: 9:59pm On Jun 08, 2023
phorget:
The guy is crying because he cant get anyone to beat again... grin grin grin



undecided
Family / It’s Becoming Unbearable.. Help Please!!! by Fanparker: 7:21pm On Jun 08, 2023
Hi house I created a thread about my distant brother that beat his girlfriend.. now there are separated.. I and other people advised the girl to flee her life cuz the beating is getting much and becoming a normal thing, truth be told I advise the girl because of her life and also her family won’t take it lightly if they find out plus my distant brother don’t see to put an end to the beating because he knows if he beat her, he’ll apologize and the girl will come back but now the case is different. The girl left finally.. my brother is not accepting reality. He cries everyday, threaten to kill himself if the girl doesn’t come back and the girl to me has moved on. He keeps on calling but the girl doesn’t pick nor return messages anymore.. My distant brother is depressed that people around are asking what’s wrong with him, he no longer associate, he cries, stay to himself and it’s getting worse. The recent event that happened is he tried to call the girl, then she picked and give her phone to a guy and some other girls to mock him that don’t he get tired of the constant begging and wailing, that the girl is not intrested and moved on.. he has since been crying and it’s becoming a worrisome issue to my mother because he stay with us . What do you think I can do as a brother to him and what can my mother do to help the situation?

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Family / Help!! Help!!! Help!! by Fanparker: 9:50am On May 12, 2023
My distant brother has been living with us from childhood. His mother died immediately she gave birth to him and his dad has been dead when his wife was pregnant. So he’s just like a son to my mother. He’s dating a girl which I know. The problem here is that the guy always beat the girl to the point of injuring the girl. And the girl family must not know otherwise he’ll be beaten Or arrested .They’re not married yet oo. Anytime he’s broke or they have issues he results to beating the girl. We’ve advised the girl to leave this guy but she’s still with him. When they’ve settled their issue they’ll forget about everything that happened . I don’t know what to do concerning this issue. I’m like a younger brother to him. What can we do in our family to curb this issue of him beating a girl . What of if he’s married, he can’t continue like this .
Health / Re: Before And After Pictures Of Woman Who Got Pregnant by Fanparker: 4:40pm On May 11, 2023
VeeVeeMyLuv:

Lol grin
May be that's why some young men used to descend on (as in pummel) their wives during pregnancy.

As in the transformation aggravated their annoyance.

Guy you no well grin

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Health / Re: Please Help A Brother In Need (graphic Pic) by Fanparker: 7:17pm On Apr 19, 2023
sheystar:
It could be mite infestation.. I've had that experience
quote author=Fanparker post=122578246]Abeg everyone help me please.. I don’t know what’s wrong with me since march . I felt pain first on my d!ck and itching after I had sex ( not once have I had sex with this girl, it never happened to me) but I thought it was normal but it gradually turned to this. I’ve also been itching every part of my body also every area of my d!ck with some turned to scar. I’ve gone to pharmacy to complain and I was given ciprotab first then neoviral drug with cream.. but the itching is still there especially at midnight. What can I do please, which drug can I buy.. I’ve really been sad seeing this everyday . Experts in the house, what drug do you recommend I should buy or cream I can use .. please I need help to get this thing away from my d!ck as soon as possible


How did you treat it.. what drug or cream or way you went about it
Health / Re: Please Help A Brother In Need (graphic Pic) by Fanparker: 5:33pm On Apr 17, 2023
Creamypie:
na gonorrhea u dey face so. Go and see any health professional for ant biotics like oxytetracycline, doxycycline/ or gentamycine injection


I don’t have pain while urinating .. in fact nothings wrong with my d!ck.. just the spots there and itching
Health / Re: Please Help A Brother In Need (graphic Pic) by Fanparker: 5:28pm On Apr 17, 2023
Onedayoneday:
Result of unprotected sex.


I don learn my lesson.. make Una sha help me abeg

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Health / Please Help A Brother In Need (graphic Pic) by Fanparker: 5:20pm On Apr 17, 2023
Abeg everyone help me please.. I don’t know what’s wrong with me since march . I felt pain first on my d!ck and itching after I had sex ( not once have I had sex with this girl, it never happened to me) but I thought it was normal but it gradually turned to this. I’ve also been itching every part of my body also every area of my d!ck with some turned to scar. I’ve gone to pharmacy to complain and I was given ciprotab first then neoviral drug with cream.. but the itching is still there especially at midnight. What can I do please, which drug can I buy.. I’ve really been sad seeing this everyday . Experts in the house, what drug do you recommend I should buy or cream I can use .. please I need help to get this thing away from my d!ck as soon as possible

Health / Re: Solution To Herpes Simplex Please by Fanparker: 6:55am On Apr 15, 2023
Viktorinox2:
hello guys, I want to know the best way to treat herpes . Recently I bought funcbat A thinking it was ringworm but now the symptoms are so clear. so please I need advice from people that have faced this health problem before and the remedy you applied please.

Hello bro.. was reading this cuz I have herpes too. I want to ask has the herpes gone away and what drug did you use to cure it
Health / Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me !!! by Fanparker: 6:31am On Apr 15, 2023
WhereMyLoud:
Add Augmentin to the drugs. Its a very stong anti biotic


Ok thanks I’ll buy it

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Health / Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me !!! by Fanparker: 6:31am On Apr 15, 2023
TempUser:
That shit doesn't know bus stop bro. You're in for a long fungi battle.

It's called SWEETIE for obvious reasons.


It’s not sweetie
Health / Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me !!! by Fanparker: 6:31am On Apr 15, 2023
superCleanworks:
are you one of those guys that wear one boxer for one month? do you buy okrika boxers?

No never.. it’s just once a day

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