Sorry, it can't be done. The Chinese are partners in crime with the top echelon of government here. Millions of dollars will be gone if they attempt it. We are stuck with them willy nilly.

You see how Nigerians rejoiced after his death, bah? I'm not saying it's right: but your case is going to be worse. You cannot worship a man and close your eyes to the truth ---- and insult an entire nation with your sophistry and in-your-face barefaced lies.
I can't even advice you to change because you are too far gone. At least, Abba Kyari stood for his people, furthered their Fulani agenda. You, on the other hand, are a slave who fancies himself a prince!

They are just playing to the gallery. They will still go cap in hand to their masters begging to be further enslaved. Happens all the time when so-called leaders are lily-livered and bereft of ideas.

This is what happens when you give idiots unexpected power. Nigeria police is so dangerous and unprofessional that you have to say a separate prayer against them before you leave your home in the morning.

There will always be a day of reckoning. Femi Adesina routinely talks down on Nigerians. He forgets that one day he'll have to explain certain things to Nigerians. That day is like three years away; it seems like a far way off, but in reality it's just around the corner.

It really is a crazy world. Ass wipes are used for table cloth elsewhere. And vice versa!
It's neither good nor bad news. Nobody should gloat.

Nobody loves sex more than a woman. They are just good at hiding it. @OP you know what I'm talking about. Close your eyes and recall how you wished the guy would just ride the horse from Calabar to Maiduguri without stopping!

And how much has Kano State contributed to the national purse? Alcoholic drink is a Haram and yet you share from the tax paid on it; gambling is Haram but you take your share from the tax from that sector; the whole of the North generally evade tax, but you share from what the South put on the table...
Now you want a whooping 15billion. We know your Agbada can carry more than that but, sorry sir, Nigeria is broke.
BTW, how much did people from your state contribute to the funds FG has been trying to raise since this covid-19 sef?

This na toasting?

I see hunger making many god of men go broke. I see many of them giving fake prophecy in other to remain in the news. I see many of them losing their customers. But I also see some people without brains going to do lavish thanksgivings in a few months' time. I see...
BUT I'M NOT A PROPHET.

Going to 5 years now all we hear from this government is "we will this...we will that..." Haha! How about giving us report in the present? Like...we have done xyz? Abeg, park well.

Actually, Mr Kyari of the nepotistic family, we are worried for you guys because we're wondering what you will plunder for yourselves, and your Northern Brothers if the oil money were to suddenly dry up.
The monsters you created (called almajeri) could suddenly turn against you if you stop paying them their stipend. And that would be bad for business. I

They'll want to suppress the figures and keep it under wraps because of 2023 elections. But if they don't handle this situation with a sense of responsibility, they'll pay dearly for it.

Let them keep sharing what is left to the North alone and when there's nothing left the same North will skin them alive! I'm not a prophet.

TO YINKA ODUMAKIN:
You made it sound as if Lai Mohammed still have any integrity left. Why now?

I refuse to gloat over this piece of disheartening news even though I raised this issue in our Alma Mater forum and was shouted down. So help us God.
We could be having a real problem on our hands.

May his soul rest in peace. In Africa we don't speak I'll of the dead. My concern now is who fills his shoes. Will his exit rupture Buhari's kitchen cabinet at the seams? Is there likely to be a backlash? Fighting and infighting? Conspiracies?
Can Buhari hold his house together? In the rumbles in his home, and in APC, he was famous for his reticence.
I fear for Nigeria.

Great custodian of our culture and role model and mentor of the next generation.

I'm taking a ringside seat. Don't blame me. This is my default mode when two people who are hell bent on disturbing my life finally find a reason to fight themselves! I hope it gets dirty and messier.

Churches have flouted the lockdown. Mosques have flouted the lockdown. Now it's time for the animists and traditional religionists. You lead by example!

It's building up slowly, very slowly. One or two MOPOL attached to them can't do jack! I respect you too much to want to explain.

Hobbes had us in mind when he argued that human beings are cruel at heart. We are in the Hobbesian state of nature. Please ready your own weapon. You'll need it soon.

I would have thought that the right thing to do was to go and harass the politicians who stole them blind and failed to fulfill their promises after using them as thugs. Why disturb innocent citizens who are finding it difficult to survive this lockdown?
Bourdillon is where they should... that's where they can find bullion Vans loaded with cash. Try this tip and thank me later!

Will you rate Buhari's performance very high, Mr Activist? This is how you shield and pamper all these mediocre politicians parading themselves as leaders and make it difficult for Nigerians to hold them accountable. You are just a brown envelope activist, full stop.

Do you feel better now after masturbating in public? Why do you have to disgrace yourself by telling the whole world that what you have upstairs is just cotton wool.

Now you have an idea what it feels like to go without food and stay in the sun to vote only for you to spurn our gestures. They should further coerce you to go without till December!

The best in Africa in providing palliatives to citizens in Africa? I give up. People who sired you are the most perceptive couples ever. They should be in the Guinness book of records for naming you so aptly.

Now they have to hustle like everyone else. I wish I was there to have a good laugh. Con men.

This young man needs rehabilitation.