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Single? I think so

Monstertrucks: mumu,thread no reach fp,u dey xhout ftc.... this geh na complete novice

Can neva insult someone online...check oda wia else

4 bedroom duplex with exotic fittings in VGC... Not 2 greedy

#coughs# hw u dey My Majesty?

godofphysics: evritin colourd save d sif

godofphysics i sighted u dat side. Lol...Someone is missn me. Lol

Successguilders: thanks but permit me, i do need someone who practically have being appreciated, just want to clear my concept of understanding on the matter. No other string attached. Thanks

LOL! Funny u. Ok, Olusegun Obasanjo. What do u think?

Successguilders: My question(which no one is paying attention to, and i dont know why) is how do i stand in d labour market with a NOUN cert pls our big excos reply

#seeks permission 2 ansa dis ques# Well, I think dis link will clear all ur doubts. wikieducator.org/Handbook_of_Open_Universities U'll not only b accepted by Nigeria's labour market, but u would b appreciated in all parts of d world.

I've done my physical screening. I was told 2 come on 20th 2 obtain my mat no. Pls any school of education student(s) hia? 200l,Lets rub minds 2geda. I throway my cap 4 d elders in d aus; juwon,ferdimako,jmoore n odas.

addictiv: Bro pls decode the message n explain in english. Thanks

Seconded

yahrant140: Pls!Ask google?

Nawa 4 some of us here o

[quote author=Alyricist★Laura]I'd Date a Mind over a Body Anyday

I'd Fhuck a Body,and Marry a Mind...

My Mind Is Immortal, I Can Morph Into Nefertiti, God Or a Lion when i So Choose To.

A Disciple of Muay Boran & Lauryn Alaura Law Practices.

Life is A "Bout" Worship, God, Love & Fighting.

You Are Your Own God, and Your Worship is Your Own Adversary.

An Opponent of a Revised Irreversible Doctrine and Undisciplined Indoctrinated Disciples

Lions, Love & Lords is what this Game of Life is all about.

An Adversarial Adherent of Evil Countered By An Admire of Love

https://i42.tinypic.com/50fpl0.jpg[/quote]Wat is dis one saying

Andyblaze:
A girl i met on twitter. She was using beyunsi pics and i didnt mind. I chatting with her four so long and we fall in love. Now we decided to meet each other and take our relationsheep to a physical and sexxual level.
I met with her today and to my suprise.. .ohhhh she has thick moustache like adolf hitler.

I feel so sad, devastated, uncomputated, amputated, unlevitated, undiluted, alienated etc.


Please what can i do as i don't want to brake her hat.

Plz mature replies as u can see i am maturing these days

#faints#

Tinubu: Please I need your advice.. my girlfriend got pregnant sometime in july. she said I was responsible. I took her for a p4egnancy scan and it was discovered that the period when she got pregnant, we didnt have sex for two whole weeks because we were quarelling. so I told her to "go and die". she still insists I am the baby's father sha.
Two months later I meet this hot chick.. since I considered myself no longer under any commitment to my first girlfriend, I waste no time in getting down with this chick. Two months later, my new chick cant find her period.. She is pregnant, and I am supposed to be the baby papa...
Now this is real gobe for me ooo.... I dont want my parents to know because I am an only child and that might make them consider the possibility of quick grandchildren. Besides, even though I am in my final year in the university, I still feel too young to get burdened down by some baby. I am just 20, and I have my eyes set on greater things..
Please advise your boy... no judgemental comments please... I have already had enough of that... Thanks..

Wait a minute, ur ex is 5months pregnant n her parents n urs don't no yet

Mc Toyee: thanks man this what i have been waiting for The school officer said we should come for screening by second week of Dec.

Uwc. I'm a girl

Juwonb007: Sure they've not yet started?

They haven't. hope it doesn't take long

Ikeja sc will start screening on monday 9th dec. 4rm a reliable source

Hmmm, new PDP nPDP sorry nASUU is about 2 form...

If FG sacks lecturers , will he abolish ASUU D new lecturers will soon find reasons 2 strike again

Laboz i sight u o!

Godwin88: Hmmm...that should be last week, when Gordons(a comedian) almost killed me with laughter. Na God save me o. Lol!

hehhehehehehehe... Wetin d man talk na?

Godwin88: miss Farano, how has today been ?

Great.. But wait o, when was d last tym u laughed out ur hrt?!

berylLOL: You are ugly.

Only men can say dis. Dis girl is a man!!

Topso1: yea, second week in december, ave done mine bt still waitin for matric no on d 10th of dec, where is ur s.C

Thanks. Ikeja sc, What of urs?

Hello everyone, i'm kinda new here. Pls wen is d screening commencing? Someone told me 10th of Dec. Pls hw true is dis?

Godwin88: This question got me rolling on d floor with laughter! I find nairaland the most amusing place to visit

lol

[quote author=onye-ka-chee]Goodday my fellow nairalanders,please I am caught in a dilemma right now,I am in deep shet please listen to my story
I dated a guy for like a year before we called it quits,in summary he fell in love with someone else and he abandoned me for her,after crying bitterly for months,I decided to get hold of myself n move on,right now the girl has dumped him and she is dating someone else,just last night,I got a.message from him that he wants to come spend the night in my house so we could have some makeup sex and be a pair once more........right now I need to pay him back for his evil deed even though I am not going back,I need some tips to make him suffer[/quote]Makeup sex SMH... Some people lack home training

@op 4get about d saying dat husbands r scarce n move on wif ur lyf!

Mahkis: Pls, I need help. I need to get rid of of butt cos am a shy type nd I Dnt stand guys staring anymore.hv tried workout nd starving myself but it isn't working

Try jogging early in d morning...it works

Kiingsolomon: hehe, u no go laff abi?.... Kkk, erm farano,..... d feather no fit work on pple wit "wood-like" body, like labodz.

Take diz needle,..... Oya do dah tin on his neck maybe e no go work...

#tank Me later, dear .

Thank you jaare

labodinho: Maybe if the OP make me laugh

lol... #tickles his feet wif a feather#

Fynestboi: where u go? Is farano claim right?

hahahaha