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Ladies Why? by Nobody: 7:39am On Dec 12, 2013
LADIES ARE ALWAYS UNPREDICTABLE
~ I bought her a nice gift last year, she said she
couldn't find the words to thank me. So I bought
her a dictionary this year.
She broke up with me. undecided
~ They will argue with you for more than 20
minutes and they will be like "I'm not even going
to argue with you"...
Ahn ahn, what have you been doing since??
~ At 20 - 25yrs, they will be screening guys to
date as if it's MTN project fame, and by the time
they are more than 28yrs, they will start searching
for guys as if it's Gulder Ultimate Search. lipsrsealed
~ Every girl always pray for HARD WORKING man
as husband, but they don't respond to greetings
from Brick layers, Barrow pushers, etcundecided
~ Every girl always needs God fearing men but if
you are alone in a room with them and you start
preaching the word of God to them, they will say
you are dulling. cry
~ Most of this ladies will be killing themselves
trying to wear expensive weeve-ons, when they all
know that most of us guys don't even know the
difference between a Brazilian hair and Darling
Yaki tongue. #ziggy44

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Re: Ladies Why? by Nobody: 7:54am On Dec 12, 2013
@farano:
first 2 comment #dancing skelewu#
...lol, and your prize is a Date with me in sheraton and towers abuja grin
Re: Ladies Why? by Lawconfessor(f): 7:54am On Dec 12, 2013
gringringringringringringringringringringringrin
Re: Ladies Why? by dahmie2013: 7:55am On Dec 12, 2013
Nice one! wink

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Re: Ladies Why? by Mynd44: 8:04am On Dec 12, 2013
undecided
Re: Ladies Why? by Nobody: 8:09am On Dec 12, 2013
@farano:
first 2 comment #dancing skelewu#
mumu,thread no reach fp,u dey xhout ftc.... this geh na complete novice
Re: Ladies Why? by DCONE1(m): 8:13am On Dec 12, 2013
Tell them oooh my brother...they forget that beauty does not last for ever....you better grab one bobo with vision and potentials and grow with him to success.
Re: Ladies Why? by Preceedo(m): 8:19am On Dec 12, 2013
Who do you think could win dis year's champion's league as for me bayern munich all th way. Back2back
Re: Ladies Why? by Coldfaya(m): 8:32am On Dec 12, 2013
ziggy44:
. undecided
~ Every girl always needs God fearing men but if
you are alone in a room with them and you start
preaching the word of God to them, they will say
you are dulling. cry
tongue



Got me cracking. Fact in many cases. They don't wanna have sex b4 marriage yet they wanna know if ur rod is working. Dey wanna know hw strong n hard ur rod is. So we guys try to show proof by trying it on them. And they accuse us of demanding punny.
Re: Ladies Why? by farano(f): 8:38am On Dec 12, 2013
Monstertrucks: mumu,thread no reach fp,u dey xhout ftc.... this geh na complete novice
Can neva insult someone online...check oda wia else smiley
Re: Ladies Why? by UjSizzle(f): 8:43am On Dec 12, 2013
And we blame you for everything coz we have to blame someone other than ourselves grin grin

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Re: Ladies Why? by specialzobo(m): 8:47am On Dec 12, 2013
ziggy44: LADIES ARE ALWAYS UNPREDICTABLE
~ I bought her a nice gift last year, she said she
couldn't find the words to thank me. So I bought
her a dictionary this year.
She broke up with me. undecided
~ They will argue with you for more than 20
minutes and they will be like "I'm not even going
to argue with you"...
Ahn ahn, what have you been doing since??
~ At 20 - 25yrs, they will be screening guys to
date as if it's MTN project fame, and by the time
they are more than 28yrs, they will start searching
for guys as if it's Gulder Ultimate Search. lipsrsealed
~ Every girl always pray for HARD WORKING man
as husband, but they don't respond to greetings
from Brick layers, Barrow pushers, etcundecided
~ Every girl always needs God fearing men but if
you are alone in a room with them and you start
preaching the word of God to them, they will say
you are dulling. cry
~ Most of this ladies will be killing themselves
trying to wear expensive weeve-ons, when they all
know that most of us guys don't even know the
difference between a Brazilian hair and Darling
Yaki tongue
lolz she for use the dictionary break ur head grin
Re: Ladies Why? by specialzobo(m): 8:48am On Dec 12, 2013
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Re: Ladies Why? by Nobody: 8:51am On Dec 12, 2013
@farano:
Can neva insult someone online...check oda wia else smiley
nobody wants ur insults,i only told u the truth,my church mind.
Re: Ladies Why? by Nobody: 9:02am On Dec 12, 2013
uj_sizzle: And we blame you for everything coz we have to blame someone other than ourselves grin grin
..lolz, I see.. Could you explain the every girl needs a God fearing man part' for me.why would dey say you are dulling?
Re: Ladies Why? by Nobody: 9:09am On Dec 12, 2013
Cold faya:



Got me cracking. Fact in many cases. They don't wanna have sex b4 marriage yet they wanna know if ur rod is working. Dey wanna know hw strong n hard ur rod is. So we guys try to show proof by trying it on them. And they accuse us of demanding punny.
...funny
Re: Ladies Why? by Atk01(f): 9:26am On Dec 12, 2013
ziggy44: LADIES ARE ALWAYS UNPREDICTABLE
~ I bought her a nice gift last year, she said she
couldn't find the words to thank me. So I bought
her a dictionary this year.
She broke up with me. undecided

~ Every girl always needs God fearing men but if
you are alone in a room with them and you start
preaching the word of God to them, they will say
you are dulling. cry
Very funny!
Re: Ladies Why? by UjSizzle(f): 10:10am On Dec 12, 2013
ziggy44: ..lolz, I see.. Could you explain the every girl needs a God fearing man part' for me.why would dey say you are dulling?
It means a man who fears God. That's easy to understand smiley
Re: Ladies Why? by Nobody: 10:34am On Dec 12, 2013
uj_sizzle:
It means a man who fears God. That's easy to understand smiley
...lol, yet you ladies wont like it wen he starts preaching the word of God..U'll call him a dulling man
Re: Ladies Why? by ogeoflyf(f): 11:52am On Dec 12, 2013
Monstertrucks: mumu,thread no reach fp,u dey xhout ftc.... this geh na complete novice

Na wa oo. you for like calm down na.
That was harsh and uncalled for undecided

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Re: Ladies Why? by passionate88: 2:59pm On Dec 12, 2013
gringringringringringringringringringringringrin

~ Every girl always pray for HARD WORKING man
as husband, but they don't respond to greetings
from Brick layers, Barrow pushers, etc
~ Every girl always needs God fearing men but if
you are alone in a room with them and you start
preaching the word of God to them, they will say
you are dulling.
Re: Ladies Why? by Nobody: 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2013
Mod why the evils? grin

Point number 3 even applies to men. Once they are over 35 they start hunting for wives. It will surprise you how desparate sWilliam get when they hunt you down like evil spirits
Re: Ladies Why? by Nobody: 3:40pm On Dec 12, 2013
Mondisweets: Mod why the evils? grin

Point number 3 even applies to men. Once they are over 35 they start hunting for wives. It will surprise you how desparate sWilliam get when they hunt you down like evil spirits
..lol not evil please..just observations

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