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PoliticsRe: Amaechi Inspects Port-Harcourt International Airport (Photos) by fasterwell(m): 5:03pm On Mar 09, 2017
megrimor:
Girls eh....,they can really be funny sometimes imaging......,So
Jessy is for Jessica
Jenny is for Jennifer
Then please what's LUCY for?
Lucia

Luciana

Lucianta
BusinessRe: CBN Offers $367m For Forex Forwards by fasterwell(m): 7:52am On Mar 07, 2017
You mean it was N305/$ at interbank forex rate?

I am still observing it

BusinessRe: Speculators Lose N100m As CBN Pumps Dollars Into Interbank by fasterwell(m): 7:38am On Mar 06, 2017
EgunMogaji:
It simply won't work.

At some point the well that they're getting the dollars from will run dry because we know that we're not earning nearly enough in exports.

+++++++++++

Numero Dos.

Muy caliente cabron y cabrones grin
It is now 2.1 milion barrel per day and i hope you know what that means if it is sustained?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor’s Conference With Benny Hinn And Oyakhilome: Highlights (Photos) by fasterwell(m): 3:59pm On Mar 05, 2017
Benny don reconcile with em wife so wetin pastor chris dey wait to reconcile with mummy Anita?

TravelRe: What Is This Airplane Doing On Lagos Road? (photos) by fasterwell(m): 2:31pm On Mar 03, 2017
Waiting for passengers i guess

EducationRe: When The Maths Teacher Is Bringing Back The Marked Books (Photo) by fasterwell(m): 7:06pm On Feb 27, 2017
ebohstepn:
I loved maths then but was always the best in maths and further maths back then in my junior and senior sec school, even went to maths competitions for my school. and I am always the girls favourite, and the truth I studied that course well because of them girls nothing more
So after every every, how many of them marry?

EducationRe: When The Maths Teacher Is Bringing Back The Marked Books (Photo) by fasterwell(m): 7:02pm On Feb 27, 2017
esthel:
cheesy na die o, i would have cried my eyes out b4 he leaves the staff room sef
No need to worry, just answer ABSENT as soon as he called ur name
EducationRe: When The Maths Teacher Is Bringing Back The Marked Books (Photo) by fasterwell(m): 6:53pm On Feb 27, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
lolz..what a man van do a woman can do better
Mrs Odum own worst pass oh.

She sabi knock person for head and her hand dey pain like hammer

She no get time for cane
EducationRe: When The Maths Teacher Is Bringing Back The Marked Books (Photo) by fasterwell(m): 6:50pm On Feb 27, 2017
WhereIsBuhari:
Na to jump window commot for class.
Bros your head dey there oh. Na 4 window i bin dey sit then oh
EducationRe: When The Maths Teacher Is Bringing Back The Marked Books (Photo) by fasterwell(m): 6:45pm On Feb 27, 2017
babyfaceafrica:
Why are most maths teachers men sef?....very wicked bunch especially primary and secondary school...is it a requirement that you must be wicked and be a man to teach maths in government schools?
I think you need to have Mrs Odum as your maths teacher then you will realize the male folks are better compared to female maths teachers.

She gather beards, a sign of wickedness

You no ask her question becaise she no go answer but she fit curse your papa join

Me i go just comot from class when her don reach and worst na from 12 noon after break she go teach under hot sun
Foreign AffairsRe: Morocco Seeks To Join Ecowas As Full Member by fasterwell(m): 8:44am On Feb 25, 2017
They want to Islamize the region oh
Buhari planned it all when the King of Moroco visited him
RomanceRe: Can A Man love and Be sexually Faithful To One Woman? by fasterwell(m): 11:25pm On Feb 24, 2017
shinarlaura:
For tho planet earth? Men are born cheat.
I know say na opposite u dey talk.

Talk true u neva cheat b4?

AgricultureRe: Indian Garri Being Sold In Nigerian Supermarkets (Photos) by fasterwell(m): 4:34pm On Feb 19, 2017
world1:
Alot is wrong with it.
Nigeria is the largest producer of cassava. How on earth should we be importing gari into our market? We are not encouraging our industry to grow at all. Umudike and IITA should have better technologies for the processing of cassava into gari than importing from India.
If i hear say naija na largest producer of cassava ehn u go tell me why we dey import fuel and kerosene when crude oil full naija.

A small cup of garri is N50. Abeg give me the address so i go tell my mama to buy wey we chop this evening

Wetin concern me. Garri na garri

FamilyRe: My Dad Just Disowned My Elder Brother! by fasterwell(m): 8:47pm On Feb 18, 2017
Robbin7:
Please NL my dad just disowned my elder brother because he came back home after 6:30pm on the day of his matric. This is the 5th of my siblings that my dad is sending away. I'm confused, I hate to think this trend may continue please friends advise me on what to do.
Legal and candid advices please.
The Answer and best solution is here

Gather all ur siblings

All of u should send ur dad back to his father's house

Then live peacefully in ur father's house

Thats all it takes to fix the problem.


Op. Better act fast becos u might be the next to be kicked out
FamilyRe: A Family Of 11 With, 4 Sets Of Identical Twins And A Son by fasterwell(m): 10:43am On Feb 18, 2017
See person wey wan initiate me into illuminati, one naira u no get, better job u no get but na yahoo yahoo u sabi.

Bros if to say u sabi person wey sabi person wey dey illuminati ehn u for no dey here dey mumu on nairalad

FamilyRe: A Family Of 11 With, 4 Sets Of Identical Twins And A Son by fasterwell(m): 10:20am On Feb 18, 2017
This is just how i wanted it and so shall it be with the sum of N3m monthly budget. Amen
RomanceRe: See What This Woman Wore On Valentine's Day That Got People Talking by fasterwell(m): 11:19pm On Feb 16, 2017
Love madness everywhere

RomanceRe: They Sleep With Girls To Take Their Star & Leave Them Struggling All Their Lives by fasterwell(m): 9:55am On Feb 16, 2017
Omo no be today e start na. Dem dey collect am anywhere, anytime and anyhow.

See as the guy wan take collect this mumu own on her wedding day

PoliticsRe: Fayose Visits Finance Ministry, Demands Payment F N1.1bn Allocation - The Punch by fasterwell(m): 8:26pm On Feb 15, 2017
sirugos:
Fayose you will remain my mentor forever. I keep learning alot of good things from you always. Infact daddy fayose happy val
Governor wey never fit commission one project na em go be ur mentor forever abi?

FoodRe: Preparing Ogbono Soup For The First Time. by fasterwell(m): 10:23pm On Feb 07, 2017
Now i know that Buharecession did not affect many people

AgricultureRe: What Can Be Grown In The North That Can Not Be Grown In The South? by fasterwell(m): 2:49pm On Feb 05, 2017
Yampotatocarrot:
Correct.... N there z also d place of greenhouses which can be practised ANYWHERE......
Yes greenhouse farming is suitale for those seeds that can't tolerate high temperature.

All of Naija is blessed with good soil and temperature. If Southerners( East, West n South ) can change their mentality and embrace agriculture, Northern influence in terms of food production will no longer exist.
AgricultureRe: What Can Be Grown In The North That Can Not Be Grown In The South? by fasterwell(m): 1:02pm On Feb 05, 2017
SweetyZinta:
go to Jos you will know that the list is endless





fruits and vegetables inclusive
Not true

What matters is the type of seed(s) and the temperature that will suit them.
AgricultureRe: Tonnes Of Dried Pig Manure Available In Abia State. by fasterwell(m): 12:38pm On Feb 05, 2017
valx2:
Hello, crop farmers, I have a large quantity of dried pig manure for any interested farmer at a give away price. (just smile at me and it's all yours grin) pm me now.
What is the price per tonne?
CelebritiesRe: Tuface To Protest Despite Police Ban, Warnings by fasterwell(m): 8:26am On Feb 03, 2017
Milions of Americans took to the streets to protest against the POTUS and their police and other security agencies did not harrass them

But

In a certain country called Nigeria that always wants to copy American laws when it favours them, are planning to harrass, shoot and kill her citizens who choose go on peaceful protest because too much hunger on the land.

God is watching all of us oh
FamilyRe: Why Do Most People Love Their Mother More Than Father? by fasterwell(m): 10:49pm On Jan 31, 2017
I love my mum because she was the one who trained me and was always there for me.

I was only useful to me whenever i need money for school and sometimes i lied just to have my way. Funny eneough he believed everything i told him even when such things never existed.

I had no good relationship with my dad because he had little or time for me and my siblings. All his attention was on his second wife and her kids.

Mum was there for me in good, bad and worst times of my life. Infact i never cared about my dad until his old age.

We had go relationship at last and he tried telling some hiden secrets about our community but i wasn't interested.

Now, its unfortunate i missed all he wanted to communicate to me because dad is no more and worst still i wasn't around him when he died and was buried,


Dad i love you and i miss you everyday because thing i set my eyes on reminds me of you. Continue to rest in peace until you reincarnate again as my son.

Mum is my first and only true love.Not even that yet to be known stranger(wife) will make hurt you
EducationRe: IMSU 1st Year Student Padlocks His Bag (Photos) by fasterwell(m): 10:30pm On Jan 31, 2017
loiusdthird:
see borders for secondary sch
I no board oh

But

That i was how i took pen without telling my dad whenever i misplaced the one he gave me. He usually buy dozens of note books and packs of pen but will lock the big sack bag aka ghana must go.

Again i stole money from elder sis using the same partern.

Thank God i no dey thief again
EducationRe: IMSU 1st Year Student Padlocks His Bag (Photos) by fasterwell(m): 8:02pm On Jan 31, 2017
I can still empty that bag wih the padlock untouched.
Christianity EtcRe: Olumba Olumba Warns Trump "You Must Stop Provoking God" by fasterwell(m): 5:35pm On Jan 30, 2017
thorpido:
You can't even figure not to talk of you figuring out spiritual things.
Go and meet Roland and ask him when his father died and where he was buried.
Don't bother quoting me again.You're too dull for my time and attention.
Talking to u is a waste of time and energy because u are lost
Christianity EtcRe: Olumba Olumba Warns Trump "You Must Stop Provoking God" by fasterwell(m): 4:48pm On Jan 30, 2017
thorpido:
You're not just brainwashed but you are very DULL.
Were you created in the image of Olumba Olumba?
You must be a tortoise for you not to be able to discern things around you.Your brain does not exceed the capacity of a tortoise's.
Yes i was created like Himand i look like Him so i have no doubt about Him.


Since ur own brain is at liberty, what stopped u from figuring out spiritual things?
Christianity EtcRe: Olumba Olumba Warns Trump "You Must Stop Provoking God" by fasterwell(m): 4:44pm On Jan 30, 2017
fasterwell:
Please stop saying what you are ignorant of oh

I wonder how some of you reason. Leader Olumba Olumba Obu and His Holiness Olumba Olumba Obu were both in existence even before their birth .

The Sole Spiritual Head Of The Universe Leader Olumba Olumba Obu is the Promised Comforter and Ancient Of Days Who manifested physically to establish His kingdom on earth and has granted the request of Christ in John 17:4-5 when He the Ancient Of Days glorified His Son by crowning Him King Of Kings and Lord of Lords.

That was in fulfillment of Daniel's prophecy in Daniel 7 which said the Son man( His Holiness Olumba Olumba Obu) was escorted and led before The Ancient of Days ( Leader Olumba Olumba Obu) and glory, honour, power, dominion was give to Him.

Now, The Ancient Of Days has empowered the Son to rule and execute judgement. If you read from 1 Corinthians 15:24 down, you see that the end will not come until Christ has first reigned and execute judgement. Then will Christ The King His Holiness Olumba Olumba Obu will hand over all asuthority back to the Ancient Of Days and Almighty Father Leader Olumba Olumba Obu who will reappear again. Then the end will come.


Peace
WINDSOW:
I guess u are right. Pls prove tis with a Bible verse. grin
fasterwell:
Please stop saying what you are ignorant of oh

I wonder how some of you reason. Leader Olumba Olumba Obu and His Holiness Olumba Olumba Obu were both in existence even before their birth .

The Sole Spiritual Head Of The Universe Leader Olumba Olumba Obu is the Promised Comforter and Ancient Of Days Who manifested physically to establish His kingdom on earth and has granted the request of Christ in John 17:4-5 when He the Ancient Of Days glorified His Son by crowning Him King Of Kings and Lord of Lords.

That was in fulfillment of Daniel's prophecy in Daniel 7 which said the Son man( His Holiness Olumba Olumba Obu) was escorted and led before The Ancient of Days ( Leader Olumba Olumba Obu) and glory, honour, power, dominion was give to Him.

Now, The Ancient Of Days has empowered the Son to rule and execute judgement. If you read from 1 Corinthians 15:24 down, you see that the end will not come until Christ has first reigned and execute judgement. Then will Christ The King His Holiness Olumba Olumba Obu will hand over all asuthority back to the Ancient Of Days and Almighty Father Leader Olumba Olumba Obu who will reappear again. Then the end will come.


Peace
WINDSOW:
I guess u are right. Pls prove tis with a Bible verse. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Olumba Olumba Warns Trump "You Must Stop Provoking God" by fasterwell(m): 3:58pm On Jan 30, 2017
WINDSOW:
U means tis Olumba representative is god. I am not understanding u again. Have u started taking Oshogbo weeds?
He is Jehovah God dwelling physically on earth.

The Trinity is now one earth
Christianity EtcRe: Olumba Olumba Warns Trump "You Must Stop Provoking God" by fasterwell(m): 3:55pm On Jan 30, 2017
alaskido:
Oga Olumba Obu, please remove the log in your eyes before you see the spec in another persons eyes. Your country Nigeria is on fire and you have not warned Buhari one day. You are warning a man who is very far away in the USA. ogbeni, please face your country problems first before going outside.
He is God of the universe dwelling physically in Nigeria but present everywhere.


Buhari has not done anything wrong yet since he became president but in less than 11 days Trump has stirred up crisis around the world.

Buhari was not the one who looted Nigeria dry.

Buhari was not the one who used our forex to bribe western traditional rulers

Buhari was not the one who almost dried up our reserve and borrowed money to pay worker since 2014 when oil price was favourable and daily output was about 2 milion bpd

Buhari does not believe in painting outside with many colours when the inside was in mess.

With God we will over this sufferings brought upon us by past leaders

Peace

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