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Politics / Photos: PDP Edo State Guber Candidate Ize-iyamu Campaigns In His LGA by fastest007: 7:06am On Aug 02, 2016
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/08/photos-pdp-edo-state-guber-candidate.html

Ahead of the 2016 Edo State governorship elections coming up on September 10, the nominated candidate of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Osagie Ize-Iyamu, took his campaign to Orhionmwon LGA on Monday 1 August 2016. The 54-year-old lawyer and pastor is from Iguododo town of Orhionmwon LGA, Edo State.

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Romance / Making Out With Messi Felt Like "Having Sex With A Dead Body" - Model Xoana Gonz by fastest007: 4:49pm On Aug 01, 2016
Making out with Messi felt like "having sex with a dead body" - model Xoana González


Argentine-born Spain-based "model", Xoana González, has opened a lid of secrets on 5-time Ballon D'or winner, Lionel Messi. Xoana said she once had a fling with the Barcelona star but was disappointed that the athlete couldn't reciprocate his footballing skills and speed on the bed.

Xoana González who spoke on a Peruvian TV show "The Value If Truth" on Sunday said:
"It was many years ago. In truth he was very young. But he knew what he was doing, was not minor, that was the important thing.

"His security told me 'got someone you want to know'. I was curious to see who it was, and froze when I saw it was my idol Messi I froze. I said that he is the wimp, though because he sent his security to get me. There I noticed that he is very shy. We talked about music and cannot remember if he told me he had a girlfriend or not. After a while we went to his apartment in Puerto Madero.

"When one plays across the whole pitch, you expect someone to return the favour. I wanted him to show me more than that. At one point I felt like I was with a dead body."

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/08/making-out-with-messi-felt-like-having.html

Celebrities / Re: Chubby-looking Tonto Dikeh Becomes Brand Ambassador Of Naturessence Cosmetics by fastest007: 1:24pm On Aug 01, 2016
bosschinalu:
LOVE THE BOOOBBS OF THE GIRL AT THE EXTREME

You no well walahi. So na there your eye don reach?
Celebrities / Oritsefemi's Manager Danku And His Artist Rayce Involved In Ghastly Accident by fastest007: 1:08pm On Aug 01, 2016
Oritsefemi's manager Danku and his artist Rayce involved in ghastly accident with Dangote trailer


A vehicle conveying Danku and his artiste Rayce was slammed into by a Dangote Cement truck in high speed near Sango-Ota Market in Ogun State yesterday 31 July 2016. Thankfully, both manager and artiste came out alive.

Danku who also manages another popular artiste Oritsefemi narrated:
"My brother, imagine we were coming from a show in Ilorin and nothing happened to us until we got to Sango. This Dangote truck just slammed into me from behind and it caused a ripple effect ramming into about four other cars.

"Everyone in my car including Rayce sustained serious injuries, we are all in one hospital at Agege now. I’m not sure what’s wrong with me yet o."
Photos:
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/08/oritsefemis-manager-danku-and-his.html

Politics / President Buhari's photographer Bayo Omoboriowo marks 1 year wedding anniversary by fastest007: 11:12am On Aug 01, 2016
President Buhari's photographer Bayo Omoboriowo and his wife mark one year wedding anniversary


The name Bayo Omoboriowo came into limelight after Muhammadu Buhari won the 2015 presidential elections in Nigeria. Bayo was unveiled as the brain behind the stunning pictures of the former military leader and his campaign teams all the way.

Bayo eventually got married to his beautiful wife Lola on July 31 2015. The couple celebrated their first wedding anniversary on Sunday and Bayo had this to write:
Thank you Jesus for your faithfulness, thank you for all the great things you have done for us. You have showed us that with you we can break down walls and do the impossible. Thank you for everything you did and didn't do in this one year, for we know that all things work together for our good. With loads of love I want to say thank you to the amazing gift God gave to me, my special woman, my priceless jewel, my number one fan, my supporter and forever friend. Thank you for being there through this one year..... Thanks for your patience as we journey through this road called marriage...... I can't say it's been a child's play but one thing I know is that God has been there for us and your good heart as kept us going. I know I misbehave a lot of times yet you love me, I know my absence atimes gets at you yet you welcome me back with a warm embrace, your passion to succeed is one thing that delights my heart. Words fail me but I promise to love you far more than ever before...... God bless this Union and happy 1 year anniversary to us. Let's do more! @bighstudios God bless you so much!
http://www.somtoo.com/2016/08/president-buharis-photographer-bayo.html

Foreign Affairs / Throwback Photo Of When Donald Trump's Wife Did A "Kim Kardashian" For Magazine by fastest007: 8:39am On Aug 01, 2016

United States Of America presidential hopeful Donald Trump wouldn't approve of it but let's show you this picture of his wife, Melania Trump, wearing bikini on the frontpage of men's magazine Ocean Drive.

Supermodel Melania was 25 and hadn't met Donald Trump by 1995 - the date it was taken (although it appeared on the January 1999 issue of the magazine).

In another related event, rapper Kanye West has promised to contest in the United States presidential elections in 2020. If Ye wins, his wife Kim K, who is famously known for breaking the Internet with her nudes, will become first lady.

Lalasticlala seun, the Internet never forgets.


Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/08/throwback-photo-of-when-donald-trumps.html

Celebrities / Duncan Mighty Rescues Accident Victim In Delta by fastest007: 2:17pm On Jul 31, 2016
Sunday, 31 July 2016
Photos: Duncan Mighty rescues driver of car that got crushed by truck in Delta State


An unnamed car driver will never forget today Sunday 31 July 2016, the day when his car was crushed under a large commercial truck but he fortunately came out alive and unscratched. Among the good Samaritans who came to rescue the victim after the crash was singer Duncan Mighty who was on his way to Harrysong's "One Delta Peace Concert" billed for today.




Duncan Mighty wrote:
"Who said there's no God .. Just now as am heading to ASABA with my crew I watched this man ran under a moving trailer with a high speed, so I packed and rushed down to assist him and he's alive and safe while his car was totally destroyed .. God I thank u for saving his life ... Make una join me thank God because non of u will die untimely inJESUS NAME AMEN."


Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/photos-duncan-mighty-rescues-driver-of.html

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Celebrities / Four Sisters Hauwa, Hajir, Fatima, & Sadiya, All Medical Doctors, Get Married Sa by fastest007: 6:37am On Jul 31, 2016
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/four-sisters-hauwa-hajir-fatima-sadiya.html

Four sisters Hauwa, Hajir, Fatima, & Sadiya, all medical doctors, get married same day


The story of four sisters - Hauwa, Hajir, Fatima, and Sadiya Bade - who got married on Saturday 30 July 2016 has become the talk of the town.

The four sisters who are all qualified medical doctors and of Northern Nigerian extraction, tied to the knots to their respective sweethearts at the same ceremony, attracting people from far and wide to witness the extraordinary event.

lalasticlala

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Celebrities / You Snap With Dangote But You No Fit Snap With Your Fan - Man Blasts Basketmouth by fastest007: 10:10pm On Jul 30, 2016
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/youre-idiot-angry-fan-blasts.html
Lalasticlala
You're an idiot - angry fan blasts Basketmouth for posing with Dangote


Basketmouth's unscheduled meeting with Africa's richest man Aliko Dangote at a shopping mall today didn't go down well with everyone as one fan named Kingsley Ukpeh took the chance to remind Basketmouth of the time the comedian "bounced" him when he came to greet him.

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Travel / Re: Breaking: Hot air balloon catches fire and crashes killing 16 people on board by fastest007: 8:31pm On Jul 30, 2016
lalasticlala seun please move to appropriate section doo.
Travel / Breaking: Hot air balloon catches fire and crashes killing 16 people on board by fastest007: 8:30pm On Jul 30, 2016
Photos, Video: Hot air balloon catches fire and crashes killing 16 people on board


A hot air balloon went up in flames and crashed with a thud, killing the 16 people on board at Lockhart, Texas, USA on Saturday afternoon. The cause of the crash hasn't been officially announced but experts believe the balloon had gone into a collision with some high tension power lines seen around the area leading to the sad incident.

Stew sauce: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/photos-video-hot-air-balloon-catches.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx0U3HgpHTs

Crime / Promise Udeh, Another Child Chained By Wicked Aunt In Ogun State by fastest007: 8:49am On Jul 30, 2016
Promise Udeh, another child chained by wicked aunt in Ogun State


Just as the story of 9-year -old Korede Taiwo and his clergyman father who put him in chains for stealing is gradually dying down, another child - yet in the same Ogun State - has been rescued by Police after her guardian brutally grounded him for allegedly stealing 4,000 naira.

Police say Promise Udeh's aunt Chaimaka Okafor locked her at their Adigbe residence in Abeokuta, Ogun State for 48 hours before help could come. The woman is said to be on the run as of the time of filing this report.

Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/07/promise-udeh-another-child-chained-by.html


lalasticlala, seun

Foreign Affairs / Re: Orlando Attack: Woman & Her Son Chat Before He Was Shot Dead At Orlando Shooting by fastest007: 7:43pm On Jun 12, 2016
Lalasticlala and seun the source is from NGLatest not from CNN. Thanks.

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Foreign Affairs / Orlando Attack: Woman & Her Son Chat Before He Was Shot Dead At Orlando Shooting by fastest007: 7:41pm On Jun 12, 2016
A woman has released the last messages her 30-year-old son sent to her before the assailant gunned him down at the Pulse Nightclub, Orlando, Florida shooting that happened this morning. Mina Justice said she was outside the club and getting texts from her son Eddie before he was shot dead by gunman Omar Mateen who killed 49 other people and left dozens of others injured.
Source:
http://www.nglatest.com/2016/06/read-chat-between-woman-and-her-son.html

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 50 People Shot Dead At Florida Gay Nightclub In America by fastest007: 4:02pm On Jun 12, 2016
This is devastating.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 50 People Shot Dead At Florida Gay Nightclub In America by fastest007: 3:59pm On Jun 12, 2016
Here's the original thing I posted not that CNN stuff you modified into my post:
http://www.nglatest.com/2016/06/breaking-islamic-extremist-storms.html
29-year-old Omar Mateen shot at dozens of people leaving at least 50 dead and 48 injured in a terrorist attack that happened 2:AM (12PM in Nigeria) on Sunday June 12th 2016 at Pulse Club in Orlando, Florida, United States. FBI says the man's family is from Afghanistan and he held extremist views of Islam and mostly targeted gays during the shooting.

The man was eventually shot dead by authorities after holding people inside the nightclub hostage for more than two hours.

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Foreign Affairs / 50 People Shot Dead At Florida Gay Nightclub In America by fastest007: 3:52pm On Jun 12, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw1X2NVHj0I


Orlando, Florida (CNN)

[Breaking news alert, posted at 6 a.m ET Sunday]
The suspect in the Pulse nightclub shooting in Florida is dead, Orlando police said. Authorities described the shooting as a "mass casualty situation."


Gunfire erupted at a gay nightclub in Orlando early Sunday, with multiple injuries reported, police said.
"Everyone get out of Pulse and keep running," the nightclub posted on its Facebook page about 2 a.m. ET.

Orlando police warned residents to stay away from the area, and urged people not to call their offices. They declined to provide the number of casualties, saying details will be available later.


"This is a fluid scene and we are working on getting you an update," police said.
'Just bang, bang, bang!'
Pulse describes itself as "the hottest gay bar" in the heart of Orlando.
Hours before the shooting, the club urged partygoers to attend its "Latin flavor" event Saturday night.
Jovial, well-dressed crowds heeded the call in an event that turned into a nightmare.
"It was just, bang, bang, bang!" partygoer Christopher Hansen said of the gunfire.
Ricardo Negron Almodovar said he was in the club when the shooting started about 2 a.m. He barely escaped.
"People on the dance floor and bar got down on the floor and some of us who were near the bar and back exit managed to go out through the outdoor area and just ran," he posted on the club's Facebook page.
"I am safely home and hoping everyone gets home safely as well."

Anthony Torres, who was at the club with friends, said he heard shots as he hurriedly drove off.
"The shots did not sound like a regular handgun, it sounded like it was shooting repetitively and it wouldn't stop," he said.

"So we knew what it was and we left there pretty quick. It was over 70 cop cars that were arriving there ... It happened so quick that people got separated from each other."

Tearful relatives waited outside the club as lights from police cars flashed in the background. Some implored the media to help them get word on their loved ones.

'Just a lot of people screaming'


The sound of gunshots echoed beyond the club.
Jose Torres was clocking in to work at a Dunkin' Donuts across the street when he heard them.
"It was something that I never heard before," Torres said. "I had to run inside the store, and I saw just a lot of people screaming, crying. Just screaming and coming out running like crazy."
Torres said he ducked into the Dunkin' Donuts and called 911 as several people dashed out of the club, bleeding. Police and SWAT teams rushed to the scene.
"They don't let nobody in or out," he said. "The SWAT team is inside there."

FBI agents were also assisting at the scene, agency spokeswoman Amy Pittman said.
Authorities have conducted a controlled explosion near the nightclub, according to Orlando police.
Tom Fuentes, a CNN law enforcement analyst, said controlled explosions are used to breach a door or when a subject is barricaded in a room and police want to use a stun grenade to temporarily freeze their central nervous system.


Hospitals on lockdown

Authorities urged caution as police officers hovered nearby with weapons and dogs.
A few miles away, the Orlando Regional Medical Center was placed on lockdown, the hospital said in a statement. Only essential workers are being allowed access into the building.
Arnold Palmer Hospital and Winnie Palmer Hospital are also on lockdown out of an abundance of caution, officials said.



http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/12/us/orlando-nightclub-shooting/

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Romance / My Butt Or One Million Naira? People Slam Girl For Putting Her Waist Online by fastest007: 10:05am On Jun 11, 2016
So this little girl named Jen Nifer was asking people to chose over her adolescent ass and 1 million naira on Facebook.

With over 300 comments on the picture, she got the attention she wanted but most of the commentators gave her a good blasting.



Looks like she has deleted the post.

Source: http://www.nglatest.com/2016/06/my-butt-or-one-million-naira-people.html

Romance / Family Watches New Couple Make Love For The 1st Time Says "It Is Our Tradition" by fastest007: 1:29pm On May 31, 2016
A family in Woodlands New Town, Singapore has come under heavy fire after their long-standing custom was outed on social media. The tradition of the family is to gather its members when one of their sons get married to direct the new couple on how to make love for the first time.

A photo of such event leaked into social media but an uncle of the man see having sex in the picture defended the act saying:

"While most people may consider it odd, for our family there is nothing more proud than celebrating a son, brother or nephew having sex for the first time. I snapped this photo right at the moment before he came, and it was truly a beautiful scene."

When contacted by Singaporean press, the newly married man said:

"We see it as the last step on the long journey to adulthood, and it’s also a special chance to witness the moment that a new life is formed. I also had my family present to witness my first intercourse. I felt less nervous having my family there to accompany me, and also give me guidance on how to proceed.

"At first I had trouble entering my girlfriend, but my mother suggested I take things more slowly and relax, and I was able to eventually slip it in."

Source: http://www.nglatest.com/2016/05/family-watches-on-as-new-couple-make.html

grin lalasticlala

Politics / Re: Someone Said Nigeria Is Going To Be Great Again by fastest007: 9:04pm On May 30, 2016
For those who don't get it: one country and their president were observing their fallen heroes, war casualties while one was was killing more people for doing exactly the same thing. Both events memorials were on May 30 2016.

I got it @ http://www.nglatest.com/2016/05/united-states-of-america-remembers-war.html
Politics / Someone Said Nigeria Is Going To Be Great Again by fastest007: 9:01pm On May 30, 2016
Lol. These two events happened in United States of America and Nigeria on the same day, same time

Celebrities / Re: Caroline Danjuma Flaunts Her Heavy "Ukwu" In Instagram Video by fastest007: 7:25pm On May 30, 2016
cc lalasticlala seun obinoscopy
Celebrities / Caroline Danjuma Flaunts Her Heavy "Ukwu" In Instagram Video by fastest007: 7:25pm On May 30, 2016
Caroline, mother of three and Nollywood actress recently shared photos of her hips only last week (pictured above). As if to say that wasn't enough she uploaded a video of herself flaunting her gigantic ukwu while catwalking on Insatagram today.
http://www.nglatest.com/2016/05/caroline-danjuma-flaunts-her-heavy-ukwu.html

Sources:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhy98FzmzjE
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGCnxvQh570/?taken-by=carolyna_hutchings
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Soldiers Heaviily Shooting At Oporoza In Search Of NDA Militiants by fastest007: 11:18am On May 28, 2016
Politics / Nigerian Army Soldiers Heaviily Shooting At Oporoza In Search Of NDA Militiants by fastest007: 11:17am On May 28, 2016
Following the increased presence of militants and bombing of oil pipelines by a group known as Niger Delta Avengers in the region, the Nigerian Defense Headquarters reportedly deployed at least 4 warships and battalions of soldiers to affected areas.

However, the soldiers deployed Oporoza community, Warri South-West LGA of Delta State have sacked villages with gunshots, NGLatest has learnt.

Ijaw leader, Chief Godspower Gbenekama spoke around 9AM on Saturday:

“Soldiers have started shooting in Oporoza as I speak to you now, I do not know the casualty, but they are shooting right now, the whole town is in turmoil.”

I am crying on behalf of my people, we have been saying before now that we do not know what the military is looking for in Oporoza, they have come two times before now in the last few weeks. We said then that they were looking for excuse to start shooting, now they are shooting, we do not know what will happen after the shooting.”


Another source added:

“The military is currently shooting randomly in Oporoza but we do not know whether it was aimed at anybody because we are still in the forest. We ran into the forest this morning."

cc seun obinoscopy lalasticlala
Celebrities / Re: Wow! Actor Osita Iheme (paw-paw) Scores Goal At Yobo Testimonial Match by fastest007: 7:58pm On May 27, 2016
cc: obinoscopy seun lalasticlala

Wonderful shot by the "wonderkid". Hope Super Eagles signs him after the match

More gist @ www.nglatest.com
Celebrities / Wow! Actor Osita Iheme (paw-paw) Scores Goal At Yobo Testimonial Match by fastest007: 7:57pm On May 27, 2016
Going on in Port Harcourt right now. Actor Osita Iheme (Paw paw) scored a goal at the Joseph Yobo testimonial match.

http://www.nglatest.com/2016/05/actor-osita-iheme-paw-paw-scores-goal.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acWZuLEUHe8

Education / Re: Fires Burns Hostel At Cross River State College Of Education by fastest007: 7:54pm On May 27, 2016
Congrats on bringing the fire extinguishers on time. Africans.

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Crime / Fire Burns Down Female Hostel At Cross River State College Of Education by fastest007: 7:38pm On May 27, 2016
A fire outbreak caused by an electrical fault has razed a female hostel at the Cross River State College Of Education, Akamkpa, Cross River. The fire started by 11AM today Friday May 27th. No life was lost but one student is currently receiving treatment for minor injuries at a hospital, NGLatest has learnt.

Giving an account of the incident an eyewitness said:

"The incidents is as a result of electricity upsurge. Yesterday the engineer tried to pump the uncharged water tap, but could not pump water, so he left without informing the management that there is electricity fault, so the next morning when the generator was powered, it resulted to this incident that has now inconvenienced all the dwellers in the female hostel B."

Another source added:

"The fire extinguishers at the hostel were empty at the time of the fire incident. It was after this event that the College Management bought new ones just today."

More photos from the incident:
Source: http://www.nglatest.com/2016/05/fire-burns-down-female-hostel-at-cross.html

cc seun, lalasticlala, obinoscopy

Crime / Re: Man Sentenced To 14 Years Imprisonment For Importing Cocaine by fastest007: 12:05pm On May 27, 2016
laurel03:
Okija shrine is church abi? And those brotherhood society Igbo join because of money is what??hope u remember otokoto sage??
Seven-year-old Ngozi (pseudonym) is no longer a child. Her innocence has been stolen by her 41-year-old father, Emeka Igwe, who not only raped her, but got her addicted to masturbation.

Come here, its like you don't know when a tribe is natural owners of childraping and rituals vs when one random case of an incident of that nature is recorded somewhere.

Oya lie down!! angry angry


By the way, why is SW rituals only about bullet proof, do as I say charms, husband/wife snatching and other petty things?

Politics / Fulani Herdsmen Burn Governor Ortom's House, Farmland In Benue State, Kill 50+ by fastest007: 12:00pm On May 27, 2016
Governor Ortom Samuel of Benue State has recounted how rampaging Fulani herdsmen dealt with him personally when they invaded his hometown in Guma, Benue State.

Speaking while receiving the council of APC governors in Markurdi on Thursday 26th May, Ortom lamented:

"The mercenaries invaded my village, killed over 50 persons and destroying over 200 hectares of my rice farm. As I am sitting here, I have no ancestral home, they killed children, old men and women in my community.

"The mercenaries come to Benue not just to graze but to steal, kill and destroy the livelihood of the agrarian people after which they take possession of the land knowing fully well that all we have here are our farms.

"The truth is that these attacks have brought a major setback to the people especially with our declining revenue from the federal allocation which was about N7 billion before i assumed office but this month stood at N1.3billion while our monthly wage bill stands at close to N4billion."

Source: http://www.nglatest.com/2016/05/fulani-herdsmen-burn-governor-ortoms.html

Politics / Re: I Have Built 1000 Projects In Five Years- Okorocha by fastest007: 11:59am On May 27, 2016
Is he trying to take the job from Lie Mohammed? grin

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