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Jokes EtcRe: How I Lost A Job Opportunity Because Of Romanceland. by Fastlearner(m): 8:14am On Jan 08, 2016
DestinyCHILD1:
What an experience!!! @Op this should be a big lesson to others that post careless comments on soial platform. We should thread carefully!
a very true
PoliticsRe: Borno Govt Gave Kidnapped Chibok Parents 100,000 Naira Each by Fastlearner(m): 7:16am On Aug 30, 2015
What a pathetic story,#100,000 4 human lives.. God help us in dis country. .....
PetsRe: Big Monkey Shot Dead In Ogun State (Photos) by Fastlearner(m): 11:44am On Jul 24, 2015
So unfortunate Nigerians can do dis,not fair I think the next thing to do is Taxidermy.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Thank GOD, I Made It by Fastlearner(m): 8:56am On Jul 02, 2015
kbshow100:
thank you very much sister and i wish ypu best of luck. Pls never give up. your time is around the corner.
Amen
PoliticsRe: Photo: When Buhari Finishes With Nepa by Fastlearner(m): 12:25pm On May 21, 2015
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Got A Great Job, God Has Done It. by Fastlearner(m): 10:13pm On May 19, 2015
GenerousLord:
LoL@"Porting to romanceland."

This life sha!
You just got yourself a great job, and now you're gradually losing memory of how you never missed attendance on Nairaland's job thread, of how you always read all the Nigerian newspapers carrying job adverts.

Then, you never knew what was 'roman-', not to talk of romanceland. All you knew then was how to seek for the grace and mercy of God to make you get that job that you had always wanted. I'm sure that was why you chose 'Godisnear' as your username on Nairaland.

But now, levels don change o cheesy . Your 3rd leg in between your 2 legs has re-awakened your 3rd senses, and for the first time, it seems like you've now discovered the need to begin 'romancelanding' on Nairaland (after all, body no be firewood grin you don try reach grin )
I just hope you don't change your username from 'Godisnear' to 'Godisfar', coz na small small e dey start o grin

Well, congrats on your new job, and I'm glad to celebrate with you this day. smiley
Ensure you don't forget God, and make sure you pay your tithe.

Cheers smiley
Hey d Fact he says he's porting to Romance doesn't mean he's fornication. ...don't be in a hurry to Judge...Niceone
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Just Got A Great Job, God Has Done It. by Fastlearner(m): 10:08pm On May 19, 2015
Godisnear:
Nairalanders come and rejoice with me, i just received my employment letter after years of searching for a good job. Surviving all thr stages including the medicals wey my blood pressure high like something else. I cant even count the number of jobs(Fed & Private) i've applied for and regret mails that followed but today God has done it.

My Basic salary and allowances are cool and the organization(Non-bank financial institution) encourages career growth and development. Although the vacancy wasn't posted on nairaland but nairalanders, especially you all in jobs/vacancies section are all great, filled with an undying spirit, always ready to try again, to encourage others and be of help to one another. Keep up the good work guys and to all the unemployed nairalanders, i wanna say, God is alive, trust him, never give up, your time will come someday, just prepare.

I bless the name of the Lord for my days of job hunt are over. I'm officially going to stop visiting job sites. Bye bye to job section in nairaland. Porting to Romanceland.lol....

GOD bless you all.
Praise D Lord Somebody, My Time has Come! I 2 will Share my testimony 2, Joining you in d Land of Romance Soon......
Nairaland GeneralRe: Thirteen(13) Characteristics You Need To Achieve Maturity. by Fastlearner(m): 5:57pm On Apr 25, 2015
MizMyColi:
sad
I still have a long way to go.
God help Us
CelebritiesRe: Meet Mercy Aigbe’s Stylish Daughter Michelle Who’s Just As Beautiful As Her Mom by Fastlearner(m): 10:10pm On Apr 19, 2015
Cutie cool
FamilyRe: His Mother Watches Pornographic Films (advice Him) by Fastlearner(m): 10:07pm On Apr 19, 2015
slap1:
Look for the movie and hide it. Let her look for it and ask you about it, then you tell her your mind.
you 2 get sense
CultureRe: Photo: Meet The Mami Water People From Osun Oshogbo by Fastlearner(m): 6:37am On Apr 16, 2015
D Ominipotent, O mini present God, D one who Lives Forever. ...He's Everywhere he doesn't reside in a place...Blessed be your Name, He's Name JESUS CHRIST .....
EducationRe: Jambite, Let's Help Check Your Result by Fastlearner(m): 9:35am On Mar 17, 2015
56612500jb please send t to dis number, Thank You 07037844237
TravelRe: My Visit To Olumirin Water Falls by Fastlearner(m): 11:23pm On Mar 14, 2015
Yungwizzzy:
Is that your boyfriend you went with? playing drum in the 5th pix?

You guys look together I swell!!
Please no SWELL O...lol
Funny dude
CrimeRe: Angry Mob Cut A Woman’s bosom In Calabar Because She Stole (graphic Photo) by Fastlearner(m): 4:25pm On Mar 14, 2015
Whoever carried out dat act should be arrested and persecuted. ..Ts very Bad...Dis is wat happened in d bible concerning d prostitute woman and Jesus asked d 1st righteous person to cast a stone. What happened I say What happened. ....Nigerians please I beg if you've done t b4 please stop t...ts barbaric t doesn't tell well of a Nation moving in d right direction....Ts a Pity embarassed
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Pictured With The Liverpool Men Team by Fastlearner(m): 7:17pm On Mar 12, 2015
You'll Never Snap Alone...God Speed cool
PropertiesRe: Pics: Which Of These Nigeria Banks Has The Finest Building by Fastlearner(m): 2:10am On Mar 11, 2015
No UBA Bank, ain't Choosing. ... angry
HealthRe: Help! 5 Miscarriages In 2.5years Of Marriage. by Fastlearner(m): 5:11pm On Mar 10, 2015
It's a good to know your Holding up to God who's the Author and d Finisher of our faith, Continue in Prayers God will answer your prayers, he's d Greatest physician, Stick together with your Wife, Comfort her, your in dis together. ...One day all of dis will be Over.
RomanceRe: I Have Been Dumped By 3 Girls Cos I Refuse To Have Sex With Them by Fastlearner(m): 8:01am On Mar 10, 2015
redcliff:
Then dont date any woman till you are about to get married.
Says who, must a woman demand for Sex....
RomanceRe: I Have Been Dumped By 3 Girls Cos I Refuse To Have Sex With Them by Fastlearner(m): 7:58am On Mar 10, 2015
Hey Young Man, Your not a failure in fact your God Fearing, a real woman I repeat Woman dat deserves you will come your way Soonest....Patience
Don't waste your time, your resources ..... wink
RomanceRe: Oghosa Ovienrioba, Nigerian Woman Porn Addict (Photos) by Fastlearner(m): 11:06pm On Mar 08, 2015
Niceone, God Bless you, d same God dat delivered you will deliver us all in Jesus Name . Amen!!! smiley
TV/MoviesRe: 9 Epic Nigerian Movies We Can't Forget In A Hurry. by Fastlearner(m): 5:51am On Mar 08, 2015
No "Violated" d list is not Complete
Actors:Ego boyo etc....
Director: Forgotten grin
PoliticsRe: Card Reader Test: Exercise Good So Far In Lagos, Delta by Fastlearner(m): 5:01am On Mar 08, 2015
After I couldn't find my PVC ,don't believe in free and fair elections...Something is fishy
RomanceRe: "3 Top Secret Reasons Why Guys End Up Not Getting Girls They Like" by Fastlearner(m): 4:49am On Mar 08, 2015
Nice thread, I'll try dem out and get back to you...Happy Sunday smiley

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